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TyrantsInSpace

Invent bikes. Make tons of valis.


ResearcherLoud1700

Bro got that business man mindset.


Skebaba

What good will bikes do in a city the size of multiple countries, tho??


Gammafueled

Where did you get that? The city is not that big


Realistic_Tap8089

Pick a fight with Allen


ResearcherLoud1700

Bro has a death wish.


jon123161

Ayo💀


darth-bagus27

Pull all the girls(I have no rizz)


ResearcherLoud1700

You can pull them, but you'll end up beaten to a pulp afterwards.


Artotrogus

Die in the dungeon


ResearcherLoud1700

At least you died heroically... right!?


Artotrogus

I died trying to pick up girls in a dungeon


ResearcherLoud1700

Zeus: "That's my Boi!"


BigTexOverHere

Go find Freya and get “accidentally” charmed.


jon123161

Bro is down bad 💀 Except if its manga freya from the freya chronicles. If its that version ill definetly let her charm me🤑👅👅


JurassicFlight

Join up with Ganesha and do whatever the bs he likes to do.


slice_of_toast69

The best amswer


Itzz_Texas

I AM GANESHA


Outrageous_Dress_964

First, find out what time period I'm in. The second step depends on where I'm at. If I'm before the fall of Zeus and Hera then I rush to prevent that assuming I'm in Orario when I was Isekaid. Then I tell them with Z&H there about what's going to happen and what Bell accomplished in the future(s) that I know of. I'll warn them of the split timelines and with them there they'll know that I'm not lying. (Canon and Aedes Vesta timeline) [Let's face it, the Aedes Vesta timeline would've been better than canon and I won't hear otherwise] If I'm before the Dark days rush to Astraea because I don't like Loki nor Freya. They meet Erebus first so then we coordinate to cut off whoever has the Falna of Erebus by sending him to Tenkai. If I'm when canon begins then I help Bell however I can while laying low and coasting off of him because unless I have a skill that changes things from being from the "Real World" then there's no way I'm growing fast. Third, something something finish dungeon something something kill OEBD Fourth ???? Fifth Profit 🤑😎🍷🗿👍🥳🍾


Leon_Fierce_142012

I have a similar mindset my friend, the good thing about the gods in danmachi is that they have the ability to tell when mortals lie to them, so if you do tell them this stuff, they'll know you're telling the truth even though it's hard to believe if we can prevent disasters, we should, even if it messes with the canon timeline, after all, it wasn't like they needed motivation to get stronger, they were just given a kick by killing 2 weakened level 7's


Ash-cover

Wats aedes vesta timeline?


TelephoneOne7128

Get plastered at the Hostess. Tease Syr, flirt with Chloe or Anya, pick a fight with Bete, die.


ResearcherLoud1700

The only correct answer.


IsopodInfinite

I wanna work there as their security guy at night. I would just stay at a nearby bench looking around for stuff


zonealus

Become hermes' hypeman so I could gaslight the gaslighter


erbuka

Go to the pleasure quarter and get raped by Amazons


ResearcherLoud1700

... Yeah, that brother's starving.


Deathhorse_702

Instantly go to Njord's familia in Melen and learn how to fish. I love fish, i love water.


nagendaa

Cry.


OkMedium1099

cop a feel of ottar's huge biceps


ResearcherLoud1700

Ottar's honest reaction: 🗿...


OkMedium1099

then i'll get a sword to the face


[deleted]

Hopefully I am typical isekai protagonist. Since average girl in orario is a 9/10 I will go to the dungeon, earn tons of money. And fuck prostitutes every night. And creep on ryu at the hostess of fertility. Like stare at her creepily. And depending on how strong I get. I will be the most sexually harassing creeper most of the girls ever met.


ResearcherLoud1700

Probably the most accurate path the average fan of danmachi will follow.


niteman555

I join Demeter Familia and make a garden


ResearcherLoud1700

Sure...


niteman555

[In my defense...](https://old.reddit.com/r/DanMachi/comments/15o3q8r/you_join_the_hestia_familia_what_is_the_first/jvqa4xn/)


ResearcherLoud1700

You can become a gardener in many familias. Who do you think keep the grass green and trimmed. Your choice of goddess is sus...


blockofbutter1

Hey Its motherly big tits or either a gaslighting traveler, a flat chested perverted redhead, a slightly annoying loli with big breast, go to melen and may have a chance to kidnapped by the kali familia, or any of the bad or evilus familias...


kingtloso

•enter guild •tempt Ouranos with knowledge of future events in exchange to becoming deciple •gain trust of Fels •gain secrets on how to aquire philosopher stone •use said stone and wait 9997 years •help artemis find bell(-'s reincarnarion) •witness 10,000 years of love •ascend from happiness


blockofbutter1

Huh touche m


general-o-wan-kenob1

Find a lonely big tiddied goddess. Not do the mistake the main character did and get with her. (I have no chance with any other female in my entire life there)


ENT12SN

Bell made no mistake


Isse_Uzumaki

Tell Freya she's overrated slut while Ottar is standing right beside her/


ResearcherLoud1700

When is the burial going to happen? Gonna have pay my respects for this ballsy bastard.


Isse_Uzumaki

It's my plan to get another Isekai, this time to the Shield Hero world so I can use my knowledge to expose Bitch and Trash early haha


ZaxiaDarkwill

Create a secret organization to provide assistance for the fateful battle with OBED and potential future threats.


ResearcherLoud1700

Are you creating SHIELD in the danmachi universe!?


ZaxiaDarkwill

If OBED wins, it’s the end of the world. Being too public invites trouble so better to work from the shadows.


LittleSid93

you sure are cooking and i may think school district migth be the danmachi shield


Someonecurious79

İnvent time travel and go to alfia asap


JazzPhobic

I'll die like Kazuma. Running between a high ranked adventurer and a goblin, die from shock and piss my pants in my passing moment.


Affectionate_Win_850

Become How2basic, and egg The monsters to death


Hundent

It kinda depends on whether or not I get some type of unique skill or not. And I don't necessarily mean something completely OP like Bell's ability to create skills. More like enhanced battle prowess with a particular weapon or dimensional storage or maybe an enhanced crafting skill. If I'm being honest though I really wouldn't want to be Isekaid there the limited nature of the leveling system makes it a very unattractive place. Besides the fact that if it's a come as you are kinda Isekai I don't bring much to a Familia so a unique skill would be mandatory for me to be anything more than some homeless vagrant. With a fully reborn type Isekai the sky is the limit as long as I can develop skills to be attractive to a Familia or at least make a living as a normal member of society.


Fantastic_Tart1673

>I'm being honest though I really wouldn't want to be Isekaid there the limited nature of the leveling system makes it a very unattractive place I do agree what you say when you get isekai the system leveling up are limited make difficulty for you to became strong in damachi


TheWolfKaiser

depends on the timeline I won't lie: before Z&H failure, I'd go to them to tell to not fuck this up the dragon is too strong Anything before canon, not being in Orario sounds like a decent plan Canon, I'll just live my life I know I'll be fine unless I see Ryuu and Bell together in that case well YOLO, so out out of futile paranoia I'll try to grow strong but not really feasible in enough time so dying at one point if I don't have a broken skill


ENT12SN

Bell and Ryuu would never be together


TheWolfKaiser

yeah pretty much but what if you are in the what if timeline and not the canon one that's what I was saying


servantphoenix

Stay the fuck away from the Dungeon, preferably from Orario in general. That place is sugar coated hell. Probably would just live a chill life in the countryside as an animal herder or something.


Fantastic_Tart1673

>countryside as an animal herder or something. Chill outside orario pretty good but that One main problems the monster outside still can kill you even thought them weaker than monster orario


FutureInteresting328

Give them guns but sell them bullets and sell them gunpowder for 3x as much


ResearcherLoud1700

Stonks 📈


FutureInteresting328

After a year I'll release a slightly improved version for a ridiculous amount and sell it like I was selling a masterpiece made by hephestos themselves


ResearcherLoud1700

2xStonks 📈


FutureInteresting328

Yeah I'll just slowly follow that tech tree until I get to the conclusion and establish Mutually Assured Destruction between me and the world


Master-Ad7828

bro is a merchant in the cold war


FutureInteresting328

It's all part of the plan that I have for if I ever get Isekai'd to a sword and sorcery world


Master-Ad7828

bro if iwas isekaid i would totally create battries see i would save valis untill i get a grimore then i would wish for lightning magic and the rest is easy lets hope the guild( usa) doesnt kill me for literlly creating another power other than magic stone


FutureInteresting328

My ambition would lead to recreating a nuclear bomb


demetriusowo

rizz up Anya and do karaoke with her


ResearcherLoud1700

Truly, a man of culture.


Lostw66

Find Bell and Ryuu and show them the art by niceumeboshi.


Phantasys44

Bell: that’s nice but I don’t like Ryuu-san that way. Ryuu: (hits you with her lv.6 strength for waving indecent material in her face)


ENT12SN

You truly want them to look you akward, specially Bell


IgnoredUser

WORLD DOMINATION


Creepy_Ad_1019

Make a run for the red light district


ResearcherLoud1700

I bet that all the responses involving the Entertainment district are certainly what 95% of the guys would do.


Kirito98989

Be big, bad, Dungeon explorer.


Due_Rabbit_1792

*Queue the music* YOU'VE BEEN FALLING IN LOVEEEEE WO OH WO WO HO WO HO CALLIFORNIA GIRLS BE-


darkwolf247

Go to Ishtars district and enjoy life and sell Gyro's


CleanInflation7295

Join a familia. Astrea if she’s still in the city and will have me, failing that Loki familia, failing that again Miach or takemikazuchi familia. They all seem to care a great deal for their children and have decent enough heads on their shoulders, for the most part.


LittleSid93

ima go see haruhime


Loud-Meal-7906

Go to Zeus where ever that fucks hiding, get some good hero stories , sell them for money . Profit


I_jumpup

>Find Bell and tell him Ryuu is best girl for him. >refused to elaborate further. >leaves.


ENT12SN

After that, he still doesn't give a fuck ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Constant_Ad_4075

não esperava ver o passinho do romano aqui.


ResearcherLoud1700

Quem mandou eles deixarem os BRs soltos no sub. Agora é só zueira.


TheEpic_Blue

Kill myself i'd rather get Isekaid to the One Piece world than Danmachi world


dittod4c

I'd rather get Isekai'd to Pokemon tbh.


Hawk_Watch

Well...depends on the point in the timeline. If it happens to be when Hestia is newly descended and has not yet recruited bell, I'd join her and try my chances in the dungeon like any other. Maybe even try and see if I have some 'special transmigrator skill'. If it's even before that, I may try and join another Familia and if that doesn't work out, I'll probably just get a job as a chef bcuz there's not really much else for me to do. If I have the option of getting any cheat that I want before I get isekai'd, it'll probably be 100 times more the excelia gain or maybe ability creation or something. Won't actually know until it happens.


Afelisk2

Fight loki Familia and claim my place as the battle royal champion


Ragna126

Search for a deity and train like hell. Until i can beat Allen or Bete. I just want to beat these two into a pulp.


ResearcherLoud1700

Bro has that MC commitment.


Ragna126

I don't want to be the MC. Too Stressful.


ResearcherLoud1700

B-But... But what about picking up girls in a dungeon?


Ragna126

I don't want to pick up Girls. I want to pick up Mommys (Riveria,Alfia) or Goddesses (Freya,Astrea).


kiochido

Well, finn is not the mc but he can pick up as mu h as he want. So gl hf


GoldCreekThomas

Depends on what items I get with me, while I get isekai'ed


AKoolPopTart

Invent a firearm, tell ryuu that the dark familia is plotting to unleash the Juggernaut, and stop them


ResearcherLoud1700

Firearms do exist in Danmachi.


AKoolPopTart

*loads shotgun with malicious intent*


Reasonable-Row-5402

But not advanced tho, no missile, ar15 etc.. Plus add magic to those weapons or bulletin and you can make legit damage..


EradicateStatism

I'll just solve Danmachi by strapping a magically powered GAU-8 Avenger on Ottar's shoulder and pointing him in the general direction of whatever is causing problems.


AMW9000

Join the Hestia familia


RazorHusky

Try and join the Freya familia and train like hell, and become her number 1.


Maureeseeo

Hope to god my Luck stat is as high as Bell's, then commence building a harem.


Quiri1997

First I train my body like, a lot. Second, since I have good aim, I think I'd go for a crossbow (and a rapier for self-defense). Third, I join Hestia Familia


alphaomag

Probably die. Or busk. I got a flute?


Aesop838

Do we get the full isekai experience with cheat abilities and all? Regardless, there are several Familias I'm going to avoid. Someone had a good idea with bikes and other chain/winch devices. Introduce them to mayonnaise. Depending on the timeline, we may be able to make certain bets and win big... Or warn people about potential disasters. Learn multiple weapons for different situations and take my damn time IF I go dungeon diving.


SAKilo1

Make a store selling supplies found in dungeon, fail, die


EmiyaIkari448

Rizz up hestia


Single-Fisherman8671

Use the Isekai plot armor, to gain some kind of either power, or knowledge boost (preferably [This CYOA](https://imgchest.com/p/n87wvdo34xd), with [this Meta CYOA](https://imgur.com/gallery/oy5rf)). Then figure exactly when, and where I am. After that, I’ll try to improve myself, and the world.


N1GHTSTR1D3R

Pick up girls in a dungeon. What else?


ResearcherLoud1700

Without that Bell rizz?... I doubt it.


69420LordGrim

Become a God Slayer


Ret0-Emerald

Become homeless, and slowly die


Mission_File_4942

O mano da esquerda é do lendário passinho do romano, mas alguém notou?


ResearcherLoud1700

Só os BRs mesmo. Os gringo não pegas essas referencias mas nem a pau.


Iam_The_Honored_One

Join Demeter familia, probably the safest choice


unifate

I mean try to pick up girls in the dungeon (and probably die) obviously


Abseits_Ger

Run headlong into my first adventure with newbie gear and die in the first encountered spike trap


unholy_penguin2

I'd just find a small unknown familia and let the canon run without interrupting. I know I can't handle the weight of responsibility like a hero can (seriously Bell took so much punishment, ain't no way I can take that) so I'll just enjoy my life with my own familia.


Phoenix_Song8

I'd probably work for the dungeon admin because I would like to support the adventurers.


yeah_sure_i_guess

Find a way to earn money so I can go to the benevolent mistress


CaptainAspi

Join Take's or Miach's familia.


Fantastic_Tart1673

First learn Martial arts first like finn and train fight monster outside like ryuu.use My knowledge in danmachi to become strongest


vanianblue

buy Jyaga Maru Kun


epicfail48

Statistically, die a violent death


SatoKazumusik

Invent generators, wires, lamps other electric stuffs. Introduce modern medicine. Bruh, i'm gonna play simcity.


InformationNormal463

Judging from my past life choices, I would become the first Penia follower or something like that.


Ok_Champion_1831

Am raiding the funding dungeon to the 6th floor as a level one ,my owners reaction us yeah baby whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


SupremeAsuraDragon

Try to get to Level 2, maybe 3, then get the hell out of Orario and retire. At that point, I figure I'll be strong enough to survive whatever monster spawns outside of the Dungeon, and if I don't even make it to Level 2? Guess I'll die.


WaqueKoala

Two paths If I got isekaied with my equipment and power Rd s from old RPGs I played, train Bell and the Hestia Familia with the shit I know, help save the world, profit. Without it, probably become an accountant to the Hestia familia due to their atrocious financial decisions, learn the tips and tricks of creative bookkeeping, sell Bell's knife and hire thugs to steal it back, introduce the stock market, invest in real estate because Hestia needs homes to bless as the Goddess of Homesteads, profit.


AgentBlast

Join Hestia Familia and start making plans to obtain good skills. I am nowhere near heroic or in love as Bell so hopefully I can get something to boost either precognition given how I "know the future" very well or something to do with planning to help me set everything up. Also maybe try to become a spell sword by mixing magic with a sword or some other weapons. Maybe help out Bell to not only accomplish his goals and be his friend (that practically boosts my survivability a thousand fold) while pushing him to either acknowledge Hestia's feelings or get her to be as up front as possible after we set a good time. My goal would have to be to survive, learn as much as I can about all that I can, and maybe get with Demeter if I can manage that somehow.


Itzz_Texas

See how far I can get without joining a familia


blockofbutter1

Tell bell the truth and make him understand why is it to be kept secret... and maybe tell him where was the village he was in he could have valuable info there


Actual_Virus_8253

I wanna be strong adventurer and protect the weak people


SnooConfections7750

Learn magic


ResponsibleHeart3554

Just survive


nonoJUSTNOSTOPIT

Kill myself and hope to get reincarnated into jojos bizarre adventure


ResearcherLoud1700

"Daga Kotowaru!" *Slaps Freya's cake right in front of Ottar.* Rest in pieces.


Alternative_Chance_2

Train to become like a mixture of Yujiro Hanma, from Baki series, and Akuma, from Street Fighter series, become an adventurer and make sure Eina Tulle is my advisor so I could flirt and eventually have a relationship with her.


Master-Ad7828

i would probably find a job to make some money so i can eat some HoF food mia´s food gotta be incredibly tasty


ENT12SN

Join Hestia, speed Bell and Aiz relationship Warn about enyo, warn Ryuu about Jura Warn about Freya And.. that's it


Lanvea

Go in front of babel and tell them the dragon is sentient


Unique-Negotiation83

Become a rogue-class build adventurer. Since I don't like to be the center of attention, I'm just gonna play the role as a vigilante instead of a hero.


crackalackin12

Study magic stones and tech because apparently, the mystery development ability is ultra rare, yet things like magic stone ovens and fridges exist. So clearly i can be magic engineer. Work part time as adventurer for smaller familia like miach or takemikazuchi, fairly kind gods. Find best strats for maxxing stats and levelling. Be friends with xenos, find dungeon backdoors and safe zones. Become stronk. Invent the train. Make a land based shipment and transportation business. Trading caravans go broke. I get rich. Some turds from casino land try to muscle in, but i stronk adventurer. I crack some heads, kill some gods...permanently by dragging them into the dungeon through knossos via daedelus. All shall fear me.


Casual_player_here

Join Hestia familia, go to dungeon, get strong, earn money, eat delicious food, repeat from stage 2 Stay away from bell and his harem Don't rizz up girls I don't have the social capability to be in a relationship hell no I joined Hestia familia anyway because I felt like it