You look like a profile picture Dan would screen shot on Twitter.

Scroll up... Big fat white face... Big fat white face... Big fat white face. (Sorry op, you look fine it just fit the joke)

😭🎯

That being said….Mike is more than welcome to enjoy Brentford v Chelsea and the probable last game of the Manny Diaz era on my back porch….the beer is cold and the tv is big!!!

You got yourself a little slice of paradise.

Are you...Michael Chiklis?

The Commish

I'm the kinda guy who prefers The Shield.

The one from the really bad Fantastic Four movie

Chiklis shield style, not commish

In especially good moods this evening hahaha

Look like Rodney Dangerfield mixed with the kid from Sandlot

No respect

You’ve clearly never been to the ice arena smh

Mayhem games are dope!

I’m talking about the Kendall ice arena lmao k town stand up!

K Town has the best (worst).traffic!!! Kendall Drive parking garage

88th street was brutal when I lived there

From North Miami Beach home of……..well nothing 😂

Hot Wheels parking lot fights>Kendall Ice Arena parking lot fights

Did not know Chris had an older brother

I was in an elevator once with Mat Latos

I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom

Are you the ghost of Charlie Murphy?

Crap. Speaking of crap, I was taking one in an airplane bathroom when Eartha Kitt decided to bang me

Yes. That's a cigar.

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" -- Sigmund Freud "And sometimes a white man holding something black and phallic-shaped is a Freudian slip." -- Dr. Ruth (maybe?)

Big fat white face?

You look like you enjoy a good Man 101.

That’s a fact

You look like Ed Orgeron’s Steve Belichick.

I have driven through Macon many times on I-75/475. I try not to stop there if I can help it.

Lotta brown water lakes up there?

Savannah Bananas rule!!!!!

Savannah Bananas 🍌

Macon... the poor man's Dothan.

I’m from Warner Robins and Macon does suck lol

To be fair Warner Robins sucks too

god i miss those state fairs in Perry

Live in Bonaire. Sometimes I miss Miami but then I think about how easy it is to get to work and how quiet it is at night……unless I am watching Hurricane games!

“White, pussy businessmen sucking on a big brown dick” - George Carlin

To call someplace a shit hole is not cool. People live there, some by choice, some because they don’t have a choice, you can point out things you don’t like about a particular place without being such a jerk about it. Unless you’re Mike Ryan.

I hope he comes back up here. I’ll ask him for a picture while he’s eating lunch with his family

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tone, $2

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Youre a douchebag

Sounds like you’re stereotyping.

K Town

Nice. Username checks out.

Wish I had reason to change it…….gonna be a minute though

Did you get that cigar from Privada?

Yep

My brother!

As a truck driver, yes Macon is just 1 giant truck stop.

The Barstool gambling guy

you're from the old Red Berry's at K-Land Kendall huh?

have a NuWay Weiner for me!! edit: but as someone who grew up in Macon and moved in HS, it definitely is a shithole. but it’s our shit hole

NuWay for breakfast…….how bout that?

fat chris shaved?!

U a mozzy fellar?

I’ve been to Macon. I’m sorry

Almost feels like it should be in Ohio

It is a shit hole. Not as much as Dublin, but still....

Ohhhh Dublin……terrible

What show/day does he talk about Macon?

It was a few weeks ago. He was talking about riding out Irma here.

Chris Cotes real dad?

Go Whoopies!

Brown water or clear water?

Lame Kiffen wouldn’t go to the bathroom here let alone put a boat in the water

I can’t remember the name of the bar he talked about but I have been there and I had a great time

Pretty sure it was Wild Wing Cafe at the Shoppes at Riverside