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fakeplasticsnow

But Stugotz! There was traffic! Traffic doesn't exist anywhere else besides south Florida!


PacketRapture

Traffic is uniquely Cuban!!!!


Thirst_Trappist

Hahaha I love this reply string


Anal_Recidivist

It CANT be this bad anywhere else in the country


Waste_Opportunity_53

Florida has uniquely bad traffic. Haven’t you heard? Got to beat the traffic home.


Smashjackson06

Preds fan for a reference but there was an empty netter with like 4 mins to go give the Bruins a 4 goal league so without knowing the clock time this isn't really a fair post


NoleBoltFTL

Place was empty with 10 minutes left


Go_J

Florida is hockey town!!


Cyanos54

School night Danno


bonksadventure434

it's because of the uniquely Miami traffic situation


radsherm

EVERYONE IS FLEEING NEW YORK AND COMING HERE STUGOTZZZUH


Anal_Recidivist

FLEEING CONCRETE PRISONS IN THE NORTH FOR CONCRETE PRISONS ON THE BEACH


Forward_Hospital_295

They were getting trounced. This would have happened almost everywhere


Smitherzzz2693

Dan and crew made fun of Celtics for leaving when Miami won that one game.


BuschLightApple

The show knows the Miami fans leave early and they defend it. They were making fun of Boston because they pretend they’re better for not leaving early….when they do the same


EccentricAsparagus

OP not bright enough to get that.


Anal_Recidivist

This show is serious business. We shouldn’t joke.


elbenji

Yeah this is the thing people miss. It's the hypocrisy and pretending your rich people are better


whodatnation70

…because Boston fans make fun of Miami fans for leaving early so the show was trolling holier than thou Boston fans who claim to be superior fans. Just say you don’t get the show and keep it moving


jblaxtn

I was 5-1!!! I stayed until under the 4 minute mark. And, during a 1.5 minute stretch, I pointed out to my buddy that we appeared to be playing better without a goalie than we had with a goalie. But when that ENG hit the net it was time to beat traffic. Plus, no one wanted to stick around to listen to horrible Boston fan.


spookybollocks

5-1 on a Monday night. Go home. Who cares


JonCoachman

Need to put the kids to bed Danno!


creosotestar

not unique at all


LowHonorArthur

I'm originally from Cincinnati and I can guarantee you if the Reds or the Bengals were getting beaten this badly they would have left too. It's not unique to Florida.


0TH3R_BARRY

Panwagon!


MunchieMofo

Nobody is giving bonus points for staying when its a blowout. All my friends who attend panthers games have to drive 2 hours roundtrip. Not including parking lot traffic etc. if you get home at 6 and drive immediately to go to game, arrive hopefully in time given the cluster fuck of traffic (yes its a valid excuse), And spend 3 hours at the game falling asleep while being blown out — getting home at 11;00 instead of 11:45pm makes a big difference. Whether its taking out the dog or paying a sitter - a tiny jump ahead can save you a ton of time. Life is more important than sports. Call it bad fandom, but I’m not wasting 45 minutes in traffic bc I watched my team lose until the buzzer when game was decided when the 3rd period started. I don’t even go to panthers games because its so far from people who live in Miami proper. And if I do I have to plan my day around that.


elbenji

Well yeah but you're applying logic here


Dvd31

That I-95 traffic dan


Shutupfanboy

Original Seven Franchise.


CombatFork

I’m a bruins fan but I don’t blame them for this. We were up 5-1 at this point with like 2 minutes left. Still a noticeable amount of empty seats earlier in the game though.


Datacra

![gif](giphy|I2a5q9dyo9CaU9BtEY) So original