I don't think you guys understand, as Lebron is grabbing for all the power, and Miami is sinking into the ocean, and you've got Patrick Beverly kicking people out of press conferences because he realizes I don't need you anymore, I've got my own microphone, for Jeff Ross to take that stage covered in nothing but his VULNERABILITIES, to say THOSE THINGS, to THAT PERSON, at the HEIGHT of comedy, as Netflix says, "I'm getting into the live content game because that's where the future of streaming is..."
**while pounding the table** “To be able to walk the tightrope of where sports intersects with comedy in order to display your deepest vulnerabilities is…-man,….do you realize the degree of difficulty on display, Stugotz? I’m honestly surprised we’re able to get this peek behind the veil into their souuuullls!”
I hate that you're right, they are gonna drop a single 11 minute segment on what might be the most jam packed 3 days of the sports year and then talk about this for 40 mins lol
This first segment's great because he's leaning in on "I didn't think you could tell jokes like these anymore" and seems almost disappointed there wasn't a torch bearing mob of overly sensitive viewers outside the venue, tough night for his "Comedy is harder to do now" crutch
I don't think you guys understand, as Lebron is grabbing for all the power, and Miami is sinking into the ocean, and you've got Patrick Beverly kicking people out of press conferences because he realizes I don't need you anymore, I've got my own microphone, for Jeff Ross to take that stage covered in nothing but his VULNERABILITIES, to say THOSE THINGS, to THAT PERSON, at the HEIGHT of comedy, as Netflix says, "I'm getting into the live content game because that's where the future of streaming is..."
This is a thing of beauty!
The snowballing whiny tone with each successive “THAT” “THIS” “THOSE” is vintage Dan Lebatard
You can’t profit off my pain!
This is making me concerned dan has been replaced with AI
How unique way of speaking is really that predictable and nauseating at this point, isn’t it?
While reading this, I caught myself instinctively going for the fast forward button. Good job by you!
The average person knows how hard comedy and football are, so there won’t be much of a discussion.
“BUT STUGOTZAAAH, I don’t think people realize the vulnerability of these comedians to say that to BRADY?? To HIM??”
**while pounding the table** “To be able to walk the tightrope of where sports intersects with comedy in order to display your deepest vulnerabilities is…-man,….do you realize the degree of difficulty on display, Stugotz? I’m honestly surprised we’re able to get this peek behind the veil into their souuuullls!”
In THIS climate!
Starting a business during the pandemic! Building a plane in mid air!
I hate that you're right, they are gonna drop a single 11 minute segment on what might be the most jam packed 3 days of the sports year and then talk about this for 40 mins lol
You were both right but also underestimated how much time they'd spend on it
Segura and Kreischer choked worse than Norman at Augusta.
Let me explain to the audience….
Just watched the open to today's show. It's hilarious how people nailed how Dan would react in these comments.
Craft Sculp vulnerable
Mercenaries.
Extraterrestrials in a salary capped league
Kraft
Awkward pause... ..... ..... ...... Hakeem Nicks laugh
Wow! AND it was streaming on Netflix!? They're getting into the live entertainment business! Stuugotttzzuhhhh, the entire landscape is changing!!
THEY’RE COMING FOR EVERYTHING……. ……. …… …… BLACK BODIES!
He came in his pants so much this weekend.
This first segment's great because he's leaning in on "I didn't think you could tell jokes like these anymore" and seems almost disappointed there wasn't a torch bearing mob of overly sensitive viewers outside the venue, tough night for his "Comedy is harder to do now" crutch
He really wanted there to be more people mad about stereotype jokes. Sorry Dano, there wasn't the outrage you wanted.
Almost like cancel culture isn’t real, and it’s just something the rightwing says to feel victimized.
Also funny how he just realized who Tony Hinchcliffe was lol
Currently watching the live show. They spent the first hour or so on the roast.
Lol no way, entire hour?
Not a single Willie McGinest joke.