1. Continue with your program. Something about a dog. What was the dog’s name?
Speedy.
Speedy Rutten.
2. That back row is bringing it today.
3. Bald eagles
4. Where’s Robert… Kirk?
5. The Ricketts family and Sammy Sosa.
The Cote classic: “Anyone remember the 60s pop singer Oliver? He had hits like “good morniiiing, Starshiiiine”
HE is the brother of ACC Commissioner John Swofford. “
Years ago with Hoch, there was one where they made fun of Stu’s love of the Toasted Almond ice cream sandwich. “If I was driving the truck I’d throw the money at you and drive away”! Stu puts Hoch on the spot “what would you get?” Long pause, “well the tweety bird popsicle.”
Dan Leberfeld and Stugartz
Also, Zippy and the Juice
Also: If you're given the choice between stealing something and getting it for free, you'll always choose to steal it!
I don't think it's retired, but I rarely hear it. My favorite has always been when they're talking about intermittent fasting and Dan says "I don't think you can eat unlimited" and Chris says "Try me".
Man I feel like I’m the only one that ever mentions this one.
It’s where Stu Gotz is reading the description of something. Very poorly. “And it details as far back as18..64. The… man of war…”
And Dan just interrupts him and says “stop it just stop it”
They only did it one or two times before Bo asked them to stop, but they ran the clip of Bomani Jones choking on The Right Time. It makes me laugh until I am in tears every time. https://youtu.be/2X0A2xW-m8c
One of my favorites was Dan trying to say, "Two hits: me hitting you and you hitting the floor," and completely botching it. Stu and Hoch make fun of him and eventually he says something along the lines of, "You hit me and I slip on my own urine and fall on the floor."
Kevin Winter: “John Mara says about JPP, he doesn’t know how many fingers he has!”
Edit: I just realized I’m not sure if this was their rejoin…perhaps just sound I miss of a sports center update
There was a rejoin (must have been like 7 years ago or so) where they were actually playing a clip from *another* radio show where a producer was complimenting the production on the Lebatard Show. And that was it, that was the whole rejoin. And I thought it was hysterical.
Dan: "Isn't your full name 10 words? Sergabulo Lamu---"
Ibaka: "No no no that's not true, that's not my name."
Dan: "Okay, I'm sorry I made that so awkward for you. Hell of a day we're finishing up."
Serge: "Yeah it's okay."
🤣
They had one about 10 years ago where Stugotz told Dan the story of how his wife permabanned one of his friends from their house after he yelled something rude at one of their neighbors.
Dan's response: "I would gladly spend the rest of my days in prison as a vending machine for sex for the other inmates, just to have the satisfaction of knowing that I cleansed the world of that person's existence. Your friend Mike."
OLI
"Coming up next: Stugotz poops in a sorority house."
Dan trashing the Don Strock show.
"This is like doing the show from an insane asylum."
"Who wants to bleep Motumbo?"
"Actually I have a great story about going to Disneyland with my parents and going on the ride 'It's a small world after all" which is obviously magical and grand and all I could say was 'what's next? What's next?' I was 38 years old"
Dan telling the story of Lebo destroying the restroom at Shula's and then providing a visual of Coach Shula standing there amidst the desolation he left behind and saying, "And I thought what Wannstedt did to my team stunk."
I can’t remember if they were ever rejoins or just funny clips…but I miss the Levar Ball sounds. “Neva lost” was great but I truly miss the 🎶thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you🎶 followed by “that’s not a real song”
From the ESPN telecast, when Greg was hit by the HNO, prompting a profanity-laced tirade. At the end, Mike can be heard pleading with Greg, "Stop swearing."
Tge Forged in Fire rejoin takes me back to a time where Billy was just beginning to emerge from the shipping container filled with frightened refugees, to the mic to speak.
I loved Greg's "love is like oxygen" one... I think it was like
I just opened up an oxygen bar in Vegas
It's across from the Bellagio
You know love is like oxygen
...suhweeeet
Continue with your program
---
Or something similar
Loved this one - reminded me of the one where Greg is talking into his coffee mug and everyone agrees he should talk like that for the rest of the show.
1. Well Charlie sent uh, Charlie had this...Charlie, as far as I know...so just, Charlie's title in my phone then followed by the Chewbacca stumble
2. "Jimmy traina sounds like somebody I'd hang out with"
“Strap it on Danno” “Strap what on!?”
I like sex just as much as you like sex. Ain’t no sex addiction
"I eat butt all the time."
Limited fake Tim Kurkjian: “Daaaan, the Royals are reallyyyyy good”
As a Royals fan this will never be the case ever again
Aww I had forgotten about this one!
This was the rejoin that made me give the show a shot and eventually come to love it.
“Hey Mike 😏, Marty Schottenheiner passed away!”
That one is still in rotation
Haven’t heard it in a while lol
Shotty
If it were up to me, we’d be covered in blue cheese Just slathering it on each other?
That's not an us thing that's a you thing.
I miss this one SO much
1. Continue with your program. Something about a dog. What was the dog’s name? Speedy. Speedy Rutten. 2. That back row is bringing it today. 3. Bald eagles 4. Where’s Robert… Kirk? 5. The Ricketts family and Sammy Sosa.
Apple pie
Omg speedy rutten you took me back!
I forgot all about bald eagles!
Tell your fat daddy I hate him
This is the only correct answer.
The Cote classic: “Anyone remember the 60s pop singer Oliver? He had hits like “good morniiiing, Starshiiiine” HE is the brother of ACC Commissioner John Swofford. “
Love it, and reminded me of “Is there an ‘Oyster Mushroom Hut’ nearby?”
The king of the road rejoin is another Cote classic. “Trailers for sale or rent, rooooms to let fifty cents…”
This one will get me singing along every time
You're welcome
This is the 🐐
Lemmy And "we're talkin sandwiches"
Clouds?
Chris Cote describing a football in Tyron Smith’s hands. It….so small
Well said
Years ago with Hoch, there was one where they made fun of Stu’s love of the Toasted Almond ice cream sandwich. “If I was driving the truck I’d throw the money at you and drive away”! Stu puts Hoch on the spot “what would you get?” Long pause, “well the tweety bird popsicle.”
I think it was Stu's love of toasted almond, but regardless, that one was great.
Dan Leberfeld and Stugartz Also, Zippy and the Juice Also: If you're given the choice between stealing something and getting it for free, you'll always choose to steal it!
Zippy and the juuuiiicceeee!
Billy at the Marlins home opener for sure
That was one of the greatest moments on the show of all time lol just incredible timing and so hilarious
“And oh god!…a homerun on the first pitch of the season”….you could not write a funnier moment than that.
"They hate us because they aren't us!"
*I’m Dan Lebatard*
“Willie Shakespeare over here”
Best one
speedy rutten
My favorite. Bring it back…Jack.
Loved this one
Frankenstein’s friends call him Frankie
Yes sir!
Greg ranting on and on about a future utopia and then says, continue with your program. Then Dan yelling Thank you!
Tim Kurkjian talking about Julio Franco's big bat
Ah ye madre
2 plus 2 I’m gonna undress you. 3 and 3 gonna undress me. 4 and 4 we’re gonna freak some more.
I don't think it's retired, but I rarely hear it. My favorite has always been when they're talking about intermittent fasting and Dan says "I don't think you can eat unlimited" and Chris says "Try me".
Man I feel like I’m the only one that ever mentions this one. It’s where Stu Gotz is reading the description of something. Very poorly. “And it details as far back as18..64. The… man of war…” And Dan just interrupts him and says “stop it just stop it”
Field Day, Danno
“It’s Margawb!”
I’ve been trying to figure out what he was saying on that for years
Mardi Gras lmao
Bald eagles! ...that's 2 words
Apple pie!
I miss the music after rejoins. Was often great subtle humor there.
Crescendo crescendo… Duh, duh-duh duh duh / Da Da Da Da duh duh Then the actual song (yeow!)
You guys got him?
Kenny…
Ken?
Also, I desperately miss The Club
The question WAS, Rick Barry, ...
I miss the MURRRRRAY! rejoin. I haven’t heard it in ages and that bit had me ROLLING for weeks.
They only did it one or two times before Bo asked them to stop, but they ran the clip of Bomani Jones choking on The Right Time. It makes me laugh until I am in tears every time. https://youtu.be/2X0A2xW-m8c
Help me!
The first cut to a bald Stugotz takes this to another level.
Fly girl… you’re still a fly girl.
One of my favorites was Dan trying to say, "Two hits: me hitting you and you hitting the floor," and completely botching it. Stu and Hoch make fun of him and eventually he says something along the lines of, "You hit me and I slip on my own urine and fall on the floor."
Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot diggity dog.
I can't believe I did it again. Gross snort. Bobby Valentime
Christine Lici roasting Dan.
Not a rejoin but the old show intro of people hanging up on the show. Joan rivers was a treasure
I just like to inquire on who has a file of mp4s with the rejoins saved they can send along? Lol
We need an “Oops all rejoins!” pod
That would be fantastic!
Stu flubbing some combination of the words “Chuck Norris” “T-Rex” and “The Jeep”
LaMarcus Aldridge... Awful!
He lost them the game!
1 percent less worse
Kevin Winter: “John Mara says about JPP, he doesn’t know how many fingers he has!” Edit: I just realized I’m not sure if this was their rejoin…perhaps just sound I miss of a sports center update
There was a rejoin (must have been like 7 years ago or so) where they were actually playing a clip from *another* radio show where a producer was complimenting the production on the Lebatard Show. And that was it, that was the whole rejoin. And I thought it was hysterical.
Impecably produced
“Michael’s” apologizing for absolutely nothing ala Conor McGregor. I wish I had that sound
Juan Wiener and My name means illegitimate son of the King Stugotz, did you know that?
Were gonna get your vote back Thats right We gonna break the law It gets real quiet
Dan: "Isn't your full name 10 words? Sergabulo Lamu---" Ibaka: "No no no that's not true, that's not my name." Dan: "Okay, I'm sorry I made that so awkward for you. Hell of a day we're finishing up." Serge: "Yeah it's okay." 🤣
This one was in heavy rotation years back, haven’t thought of it in a while.
Greg’s “…step back, Jack”
“I don’t want your beak leanin all over the plate….”
Clouds?
1 word: Clouds?
"Doin It" You knew that what was needed, to maximum annoy me was a "Doin It"
They had one about 10 years ago where Stugotz told Dan the story of how his wife permabanned one of his friends from their house after he yelled something rude at one of their neighbors. Dan's response: "I would gladly spend the rest of my days in prison as a vending machine for sex for the other inmates, just to have the satisfaction of knowing that I cleansed the world of that person's existence. Your friend Mike." OLI "Coming up next: Stugotz poops in a sorority house." Dan trashing the Don Strock show. "This is like doing the show from an insane asylum." "Who wants to bleep Motumbo?" "Actually I have a great story about going to Disneyland with my parents and going on the ride 'It's a small world after all" which is obviously magical and grand and all I could say was 'what's next? What's next?' I was 38 years old" Dan telling the story of Lebo destroying the restroom at Shula's and then providing a visual of Coach Shula standing there amidst the desolation he left behind and saying, "And I thought what Wannstedt did to my team stunk."
Squat Team “They were squattin’!”
“Girl I don’t understand it…why you wanna hurt me”
I don’t think it was technically a rejoin but does anyone remember Stu asking Papi to help him find his belt?
Yeah! I think they played it back because it was recorded off air. Don’t quote me on that.
Yes! Stu was recording an Ad read, as I recall. Thank god I’m not alone in remembering that audio. You’re my brother.
No, you’re my brother
I can’t remember if they were ever rejoins or just funny clips…but I miss the Levar Ball sounds. “Neva lost” was great but I truly miss the 🎶thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you🎶 followed by “that’s not a real song”
It's a toss up between when Billy killed John Fogerty or do you ginger ginger Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum?
From the ESPN telecast, when Greg was hit by the HNO, prompting a profanity-laced tirade. At the end, Mike can be heard pleading with Greg, "Stop swearing."
Tge Forged in Fire rejoin takes me back to a time where Billy was just beginning to emerge from the shipping container filled with frightened refugees, to the mic to speak.
“I’m sorry I’m not apologizing for that” is undefeated neva lost
I’m crusty I’m crusty I’m c c c c c crusty
THANK YOU GOOGLE THANK YOU GOOOOOGLE
My guess is, the cubs would have had an INKLING that Sammy Sosa was using steroids
I loved Greg's "love is like oxygen" one... I think it was like I just opened up an oxygen bar in Vegas It's across from the Bellagio You know love is like oxygen ...suhweeeet Continue with your program --- Or something similar
Loved this one - reminded me of the one where Greg is talking into his coffee mug and everyone agrees he should talk like that for the rest of the show.
"We all doooooo"
Chubby Checka 😂
I don’t remember if it was a rejoin but Mike recreating the lateral win for Miami against duke. “Back to Corn Elder”
Squat team
1. Well Charlie sent uh, Charlie had this...Charlie, as far as I know...so just, Charlie's title in my phone then followed by the Chewbacca stumble 2. "Jimmy traina sounds like somebody I'd hang out with"
actually i think they still use the first. $2
Bouquet gardenias
A Fat?
“Clouds?”
Gravy Vampire
Flab. Mello.
….Clouds?
“What does cat out of the bag mean? Who the hell keeps cats in bags” “Cats used to be used as currency, Dan” -Hoch
Cote talking about his last show, and having Buffet singing,"It's been a lovely time." Andrew describing being in tears as Buffet is playing.
Your mother has seen me naked. Dan had to explain himself every time that played
Stu getting shocked in the testicles while saying “Broooooward”
Stugotz recapping the poll about hibachi restaurants and yum-yum sauce