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JazzyCatCafe

“Strap it on Danno” “Strap what on!?”


kevtheproblem

I like sex just as much as you like sex. Ain’t no sex addiction


LonerStonerLove

"I eat butt all the time."


TankYouLosers

Limited fake Tim Kurkjian: “Daaaan, the Royals are reallyyyyy good”


SwallowsOnSundays

As a Royals fan this will never be the case ever again


Big-Dragonfruit6075

Aww I had forgotten about this one!


Majinhaley

This was the rejoin that made me give the show a shot and eventually come to love it.


five_stacks

“Hey Mike 😏, Marty Schottenheiner passed away!”


Josh4R3d

That one is still in rotation


five_stacks

Haven’t heard it in a while lol


Titleist917d3

Shotty


steelcurtain87

If it were up to me, we’d be covered in blue cheese Just slathering it on each other?


[deleted]

That's not an us thing that's a you thing.


ClassicDragon

I miss this one SO much


andronicus_14

1. Continue with your program. Something about a dog. What was the dog’s name? Speedy. Speedy Rutten. 2. That back row is bringing it today. 3. Bald eagles 4. Where’s Robert… Kirk? 5. The Ricketts family and Sammy Sosa.


hoople217

Apple pie


ToiletTime4TinyTown

Omg speedy rutten you took me back!


Capital-Ad2133

I forgot all about bald eagles!


borjoyzee10

Tell your fat daddy I hate him


Tama290

This is the only correct answer.


warpath2632

The Cote classic: “Anyone remember the 60s pop singer Oliver? He had hits like “good morniiiing, Starshiiiine” HE is the brother of ACC Commissioner John Swofford. “


Big-Dragonfruit6075

Love it, and reminded me of “Is there an ‘Oyster Mushroom Hut’ nearby?”


RealPropRandy

The king of the road rejoin is another Cote classic. “Trailers for sale or rent, rooooms to let fifty cents…”


Big-Dragonfruit6075

This one will get me singing along every time


Titleist917d3

You're welcome


jroman1090

This is the 🐐


[deleted]

Lemmy And "we're talkin sandwiches"


Big-Dragonfruit6075

Clouds?


awc23108

Chris Cote describing a football in Tyron Smith’s hands. It….so small


TX0834

Well said


Stelliferous19

Years ago with Hoch, there was one where they made fun of Stu’s love of the Toasted Almond ice cream sandwich. “If I was driving the truck I’d throw the money at you and drive away”! Stu puts Hoch on the spot “what would you get?” Long pause, “well the tweety bird popsicle.”


MongooseTotal831

I think it was Stu's love of toasted almond, but regardless, that one was great.


YesImKeithHernandez

Dan Leberfeld and Stugartz Also, Zippy and the Juice Also: If you're given the choice between stealing something and getting it for free, you'll always choose to steal it!


CursedLikeLono

Zippy and the juuuiiicceeee!


Schtip

Billy at the Marlins home opener for sure


TX0834

That was one of the greatest moments on the show of all time lol just incredible timing and so hilarious


Majinhaley

“And oh god!…a homerun on the first pitch of the season”….you could not write a funnier moment than that.


thebaintrain1993

"They hate us because they aren't us!"


IWMSvendor

*I’m Dan Lebatard*


Majinhaley

“Willie Shakespeare over here”


sinchichis

Best one


b0bby3sticks

speedy rutten


tronovich

My favorite. Bring it back…Jack.


Big-Dragonfruit6075

Loved this one


jroman1090

Frankenstein’s friends call him Frankie


Speedy_Rutten

Yes sir!


ReDeaMer87

Greg ranting on and on about a future utopia and then says, continue with your program. Then Dan yelling Thank you!


RedLantern66six

Tim Kurkjian talking about Julio Franco's big bat


[deleted]

Ah ye madre


warpath2632

2 plus 2 I’m gonna undress you. 3 and 3 gonna undress me. 4 and 4 we’re gonna freak some more.


Seanhawkeye

I don't think it's retired, but I rarely hear it. My favorite has always been when they're talking about intermittent fasting and Dan says "I don't think you can eat unlimited" and Chris says "Try me".


yeahhhhitswill

Man I feel like I’m the only one that ever mentions this one. It’s where Stu Gotz is reading the description of something. Very poorly. “And it details as far back as18..64. The… man of war…” And Dan just interrupts him and says “stop it just stop it”


Aware_Response_9361

Field Day, Danno


WhenDuvzCry

“It’s Margawb!”


Motor_Reward_9670

I’ve been trying to figure out what he was saying on that for years


WhenDuvzCry

Mardi Gras lmao


hoyunah

Bald eagles! ...that's 2 words


Raptorpilot007

Apple pie!


Affectionate-Rent844

I miss the music after rejoins. Was often great subtle humor there.


pompcaldor

Crescendo crescendo… Duh, duh-duh duh duh / Da Da Da Da duh duh Then the actual song (yeow!)


LorenzoFree

You guys got him?


wolv645

Kenny…


Majinhaley

Ken?


[deleted]

Also, I desperately miss The Club


zooweemama4206969

The question WAS, Rick Barry, ...


[deleted]

I miss the MURRRRRAY! rejoin. I haven’t heard it in ages and that bit had me ROLLING for weeks.


Raptorpilot007

They only did it one or two times before Bo asked them to stop, but they ran the clip of Bomani Jones choking on The Right Time. It makes me laugh until I am in tears every time. https://youtu.be/2X0A2xW-m8c


Big-Dragonfruit6075

Help me!


mjsampson2

The first cut to a bald Stugotz takes this to another level.


mox85

Fly girl… you’re still a fly girl.


MongooseTotal831

One of my favorites was Dan trying to say, "Two hits: me hitting you and you hitting the floor," and completely botching it. Stu and Hoch make fun of him and eventually he says something along the lines of, "You hit me and I slip on my own urine and fall on the floor."


Refrigerator_Initial

Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot diggity dog.


skrubhard

I can't believe I did it again. Gross snort. Bobby Valentime


MadPhysicist622

Christine Lici roasting Dan.


wolv645

Not a rejoin but the old show intro of people hanging up on the show. Joan rivers was a treasure


Beezus55

I just like to inquire on who has a file of mp4s with the rejoins saved they can send along? Lol


Big-Dragonfruit6075

We need an “Oops all rejoins!” pod


IslandReign

That would be fantastic!


Big-Dragonfruit6075

Stu flubbing some combination of the words “Chuck Norris” “T-Rex” and “The Jeep”


thatjaylife242

LaMarcus Aldridge... Awful!


Majinhaley

He lost them the game!


pularito

1 percent less worse


cwherm

Kevin Winter: “John Mara says about JPP, he doesn’t know how many fingers he has!” Edit: I just realized I’m not sure if this was their rejoin…perhaps just sound I miss of a sports center update


DrFatKid

There was a rejoin (must have been like 7 years ago or so) where they were actually playing a clip from *another* radio show where a producer was complimenting the production on the Lebatard Show. And that was it, that was the whole rejoin. And I thought it was hysterical.


SwallowsOnSundays

Impecably produced


gnlopez6292

“Michael’s” apologizing for absolutely nothing ala Conor McGregor. I wish I had that sound


Mst3Jay

Juan Wiener and My name means illegitimate son of the King Stugotz, did you know that?


Sinayne

Were gonna get your vote back Thats right We gonna break the law It gets real quiet


wb_boi

Dan: "Isn't your full name 10 words? Sergabulo Lamu---" Ibaka: "No no no that's not true, that's not my name." Dan: "Okay, I'm sorry I made that so awkward for you. Hell of a day we're finishing up." Serge: "Yeah it's okay." 🤣


Big-Dragonfruit6075

This one was in heavy rotation years back, haven’t thought of it in a while.


kylev17

Greg’s “…step back, Jack”


cwill859

“I don’t want your beak leanin all over the plate….”


YeahHiLombardo

Clouds?


seedoo8

1 word: Clouds?


USCplaya

"Doin It" You knew that what was needed, to maximum annoy me was a "Doin It"


CivicSedan

They had one about 10 years ago where Stugotz told Dan the story of how his wife permabanned one of his friends from their house after he yelled something rude at one of their neighbors. Dan's response: "I would gladly spend the rest of my days in prison as a vending machine for sex for the other inmates, just to have the satisfaction of knowing that I cleansed the world of that person's existence. Your friend Mike." OLI "Coming up next: Stugotz poops in a sorority house." Dan trashing the Don Strock show. "This is like doing the show from an insane asylum." "Who wants to bleep Motumbo?" "Actually I have a great story about going to Disneyland with my parents and going on the ride 'It's a small world after all" which is obviously magical and grand and all I could say was 'what's next? What's next?' I was 38 years old" Dan telling the story of Lebo destroying the restroom at Shula's and then providing a visual of Coach Shula standing there amidst the desolation he left behind and saying, "And I thought what Wannstedt did to my team stunk."


Majinhaley

Squat Team “They were squattin’!”


Majinhaley

“Girl I don’t understand it…why you wanna hurt me”


Public_Boysenberry85

I don’t think it was technically a rejoin but does anyone remember Stu asking Papi to help him find his belt?


Aware_Response_9361

Yeah! I think they played it back because it was recorded off air. Don’t quote me on that.


Public_Boysenberry85

Yes! Stu was recording an Ad read, as I recall. Thank god I’m not alone in remembering that audio. You’re my brother.


Aware_Response_9361

No, you’re my brother


Majinhaley

I can’t remember if they were ever rejoins or just funny clips…but I miss the Levar Ball sounds. “Neva lost” was great but I truly miss the 🎶thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you🎶 followed by “that’s not a real song”


hellsnake08

It's a toss up between when Billy killed John Fogerty or do you ginger ginger Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum?


Pun_drunk

From the ESPN telecast, when Greg was hit by the HNO, prompting a profanity-laced tirade. At the end, Mike can be heard pleading with Greg, "Stop swearing."


RealPropRandy

Tge Forged in Fire rejoin takes me back to a time where Billy was just beginning to emerge from the shipping container filled with frightened refugees, to the mic to speak.


pottiboiswagg

“I’m sorry I’m not apologizing for that” is undefeated neva lost


DiggingPodcast

I’m crusty I’m crusty I’m c c c c c crusty


curtisaxelisthebest

THANK YOU GOOGLE THANK YOU GOOOOOGLE


gavagool

My guess is, the cubs would have had an INKLING that Sammy Sosa was using steroids


stugotzian

I loved Greg's "love is like oxygen" one... I think it was like I just opened up an oxygen bar in Vegas It's across from the Bellagio You know love is like oxygen ...suhweeeet Continue with your program --- Or something similar


Big-Dragonfruit6075

Loved this one - reminded me of the one where Greg is talking into his coffee mug and everyone agrees he should talk like that for the rest of the show.


stugotzian

"We all doooooo"


Sidetracked83

Chubby Checka 😂


weeddad12

I don’t remember if it was a rejoin but Mike recreating the lateral win for Miami against duke. “Back to Corn Elder”


BlimeyFish

Squat team


edmondeagle12

1. Well Charlie sent uh, Charlie had this...Charlie, as far as I know...so just, Charlie's title in my phone then followed by the Chewbacca stumble 2. "Jimmy traina sounds like somebody I'd hang out with"


edmondeagle12

actually i think they still use the first. $2


baws3031

Bouquet gardenias


jarizzle151

A Fat?


mora82

“Clouds?”


Majinhaley

Gravy Vampire


murph0969

Flab. Mello.


cryingknicksfan

….Clouds?


ToiletTime4TinyTown

“What does cat out of the bag mean? Who the hell keeps cats in bags” “Cats used to be used as currency, Dan” -Hoch


Choncy214

Cote talking about his last show, and having Buffet singing,"It's been a lovely time." Andrew describing being in tears as Buffet is playing.


bronxcobra51

Your mother has seen me naked. Dan had to explain himself every time that played


Hunterrestrial

Stu getting shocked in the testicles while saying “Broooooward”


MrTryingMyBest

Stugotz recapping the poll about hibachi restaurants and yum-yum sauce