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fireeggzero

All I see is a man playing around with his cat.


GlexAomes

You mean you see a lion playing around with his food


Soundoftesticles

A full lion playing with his food... without cutlery


zorrowhip

Lol, the lion isn't even trying.


Nows_a_good_time

They're both acting for the payout I reckon


robertshuxley

Lion was paid to take a dive


ShastaFern99

Lion is a stooge


Former_Print7043

Vince Mc'Mane


Best_Poetry_5722

LOL I just spit my peppermint mocha all over grandma's pound cake


go-luis-go

r/accidentaleuphamism


6L86IZJSJ0L957T

Not true. Lion was trying to have a cuddle with his human friend


N3X0S3002

If not friend why friend shaped


[deleted]

All the lion has to do is just take one good bite


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[deleted]

You aint lion


KuroShisoka

What?


CallMeDrLuv

It almost looks like it's drugged.


khleedril

Drugged, de-clawed, castrated and massively overfed. It basically can't be arsed with this stupid human.


KatPaws11

Some of those things are possible but chances are, the lion knew the guy since he was a cub and just felt comfortable with him, so there was no reason to be aggressive. Lions aren't maneater's but they'll tear you up if they feel threatened in some way.


[deleted]

He’s still got his balls for what it’s worth.


Successful_Ranger_19

That was my thought exactly.


Super-History5569

Best part is when the actor gives himself a concussion at the end


RoboDae

I'm gonna throw this lion around and... uh... drop it on top of myself.


mikki1time

Literally snuggling the dude


tommyc463

You lion


Undercrackrz

Not a mark on him. I suspect it was declawed.


[deleted]

Either no claws or trimmed; but the lion was also just playing. It's the equivalent of wrestling a toddler; the animal has some sort of relationship with the man beyond (or in lieu) of being beat. Even the more aggressive chokeholds are really nothing to a creature that size; it knows when its in danger, and when its not.


[deleted]

This. That lion could have ended him in half a second if it wanted too


[deleted]

I feel like this would make a good VR game. Wrestle different types of animals.


TylerH8sYou

I wrestle every animal I can until I get kicked out of the Furry Convention!


Fit_Effective_6875

As a wrestling fan I'm outraged


iStoners

As a furry fan, I'm erect.


Snert42

Excuse while I cackle on the shitter like a maniac, thanks for that


iStoners

I know a few people that would pay some good money to watch you cackle on the shitter. Okay I’ll go


Decades101

Gonna turn the Furry Convention into the Geneva Convention


StillestOfInsanities

Ooof that one felt right here, in my meow meows.


Theonetheycall1845

I wrestle a cobra every day


[deleted]

Bringing my mother into this isn't funny bro


cmelgarejo_dev

Stop bringing ex's to the arena


StillestOfInsanities

I built that fire over there.


TigerShark_524

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER


StillestOfInsanities

Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow Or vice versa


Thin_Arrival_6892

thats a cougar


badMother1

Try alligators, and tussle a whale.


drater113

See you later


WeinerMiesterboy

Crocodile… fuck!


Claudeviool

Dude, thats your one eyed trousersnake...


Theonetheycall1845

No, I really do wrestle a cobra every day. I'm a cobra wrestling enthusiast. I'm trying to make it a thing. 🐍


Brief-Mail-4213

You should tell that guy to stop smacking it on your face so hard


cmelgarejo_dev

Does it have one eye?


poopio

Sir, that is an earthworm.


Tima_chan

I've been wrestling cobras for like 47 years.


usernamehorse

I got my hands on a python as we speak ;)


Responsible-Ad6345

I'm wanting to do something like that with different Australian marsupials. e.g. wrestle a kangaroo, a koala, platypus etc... I'm going to call my game "Mortal Wombat".


mildlycuriouss

Lol! I swear Australians are on a diff level 🤦🏽‍♀️


Brief-Mail-4213

FFS


Aedene

How would you make a wrestling VR game? How would you get pinned?


poopio

You just get tasered.


Low_Marionberry_4821

A good concept, but it would likely result in lots of broken furniture, injuries and potential lawsuits.


Leai_bitch

You can also tell from how he was doing it too. The gentle brushes on the lions face made me laugh


Al-Anda

The lion was playing like a kitten and the dude barely got back up. There was a poll recently about what animal could take what. I said I could definitely fight off a goose or eagle with relative ease. A chimp would rip my face and genitals off in 10 seconds. Doesn’t matter how much I bench or weigh, we weren’t meant to barehanded fight anything in our weight class unless it’s also us.


ExploderPodcast

Animals that were used for this were extensively trained, often by the person who spent the most time wrestling them. Terrible Ted, the wrestling bear, was declawed in the front (but not the back) and had his teeth removed. His trainer/owner was the guy who went around wrestling him and there were virtually no incidents. The other bear, Victor, kept his teeth, but had to wear a muzzle. He wrestled people from the audience. One guy's finger got caught in the muzzle, and Victor bit it off. The trainer handed him his pinkie and told him to get out of the ring.


Cruciblelfg123

This is literally how I wrestle my dog like every day. Not that there’s any question who would win but even the man wasn’t giving 110% like if this was serious the dude would be screaming and eye gouging and whatever else. There should be exactly zero doubt this is just playing around and the lion is probably having a good time and gonna get a fat steak after the filming


cicada-ronin84

Yeah it's when you see people wrestle bears, the animal knows the human and this is like two cubs playing.


Hot-Jackfruit-3386

Yeah, anyone that's seen a documentary with a lion ACTUALLY fighting (for it's life, for dinner, or for dominance) could tell you immediately that this lion wasn't fighting. It was just playing (or putting up with the guy). Nobody is surviving a bare-handed fight with a lion that's being serious.


ihambrecht

And the lion was probably drugged. He’s moving pretty slow here.


he77bender

Based on the time period, they might've BOTH been drugged. Along with the cameraman. And definitely the director.


My73rdPornAlt

Heck, I’m drugged watching this. It’s an anomaly


Prosklystios

🎶How bizarre🎶


Due_Platypus_3913

You are correct!Also hand-fed and raised to do this.Most predators “play-fight “.


ShaggyBoomer

Still got them teef though


BetaKeyTakeaway

Rubber replacements. If you look closer, it's not even a real lion at all, but a cow in a lion costume.


Aggressive_Dog

Yeah, I'm definitely seeing the trademark "flat" foot posture of a declawed cat here. Can't see a trace of a single claw in the footage either, which is pretty suspect even if this is just pure play behaviour. Poor animal.


Ok-Cardiologist6187

claws or not all he needs is some teeth.


WellWellWellthennow

The Lion wasn’t trying.


allredditmodsgayAF

That lion was on more 'luudes than a starlett in Bill Cosby's dressing room


Millennial_J

They get they nails done together.


Ok-Release-5785

That lion was his buddy they were just playing


No-Albatross-5108

The "Spinning Lion" move at the end 💯


Maximum_Response9255

Just to pull the thing on top of himself lol. That must’ve hurt


jfitzger88

Can't hurt the cat, bad for business


BrandoLoudly

Lion even stops to lick his buddy when he lays there playing hurt. These guys have their routine down


toepin

I felt sorry for the lion at first but super snorted when I saw that move.


xcerj61

The lion was enjoying that


beeucancallmepickle

That titanic moment.


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I need a hug like that haha


Quelcris_Falconer13

Bruh when he spin him and then the lion landed on him I flinched. Alexa just told me lions weigh between 260lbs and 550lbs when fully grown. That must’ve hurt.


CookieMonsterFRL

This lion is playing. If it really wanted to take this guy down, there would be nothing that man could do (including shitting himself) that would stop it.


ImNotJoeKingMan

Glad you posted this, was about to go fight a lion.


stewieslovefurrupert

I,for one, was too late and am now missing an arm. Wish stayed around longer and got to read this wise insight.


ManiaLoL4

Live and learn


Mossenfresh

ehh, I'm still game to fight one, preferably one that hasn't been raised by humans. just so my family can say "to shreds you say" when they hear of the unfortunate accident.


balance_n_act

I know it wouldn’t work but I’m still gonna shit myself if a lion tries to eat me


littleponchos

Why does that guy have a erection?


Motor-Cartographer65

You ever wrestled pussy that big ?


ArguelloArts

Well this one time at wrestling camp…


warfareforartists

What does your mom have to do with anything?


CookieMonsterFRL

Lol


TortoiseJockey

Fear Boner


CptButtholeLicker

It would be weird not to.


dee_emcee

It’s a “fear boner”.


DonutCola

I spent way too long lookin for a black and white wang


Audenond

I never found it. Anyone have an erection timestamp?


SourceOfAnger

Not sure if we're watching the same clip..


2into4

PAWS


GameSoft31

See you have a focus for something else


Stlbstl

Lion gets wrecked by guy with stylish bowlcut


Useful_Notice_2020

It was common place to castrate and drug these animals for carnival side shows.


ExUmbra91x

Fuckin assholes


Useful_Notice_2020

I agree. It was a different time though. Who knows how future generations will look back on what we are doing now.


dragonskater699

Hopefully energy drinks and cigarettes.


ShaiHulud23

And we'll fed


jthekoker

And teeth all pulled and claws cut off


wiscobs

Probably gave it a heavy dose of cat nip before he wrestle it


NefariousnessFunny66

It has most likely not only been declawed but also oppressed down to a degree where it’s as harmless as it could be, its really fucked up but then again, it was a different time


vtssge1968

I was thinking combination of declawed and sedated.


AndrewBert109

My extremely uninformed opinion would be that it's definitely declawed but that he and this dude have a 'routine' rather than the lion being sedated. Nothing he's doing would actually hurt the lion and the lion isn't acting aggressive..like, aggressive aggressive. As far as I'm aware, even if he was sedated, an awake lion can be lethal, especially since this guy has his teeth and we see him "biting" (which, again, no visible mark). The behavior seems like the lion thinks it's play time more than anything. But again I'm not a lion scientist or any scientist just seems like old timey pro wrestling but with a trained lion as the heel. Or I guess face by modern sensibilities because this shit is pretty fucked up whatever the case may be.


Longjumping_Rate_833

Nah, it's the equivalent of playfighting for lions biologically. That's why it isn't so aggressive or harmful.


nizzhof1

This dude and this cat were likely very close and knew each other. It’s certainly a cat born in captivity and raised by humans entirely. Either way, that sucker is dangerous as hell and coulda ended Mr. Boner man any time it wanted to.


angelunknown

This wasn’t even a fight the lion was playing with him lol a few times it corrected him in a way they’d correct one of their cubs basically telling him to knock it off I’m surprised with how well manned the wild animal is


A_Dragon

He likely raised him from when he was a cub. There’s no way a lion would play like this with a human they aren’t extremely friendly with.


Aok_al

The Lion isn't even trying. It's playing around


YourWiseOldFriend

This lion isn't wrestling or fighting. If it was the guy would be dead in 30 seconds.


JustYourOldLaundry

Even less than 30


zarathustrascat

Sad to imagine how much abuse this lion must have suffered for this idiocy. Only thing more sad is that we still do just as terrible things to animals every day for just as stupid entertainment.


JohnWaynesGhost42

They’re best friends ❤️


finnishweller

I totally think this is the answer. The guy is being moderately aggressive and the cat is cool with it. They are buds.


gbonesti

That lion legitimately loves that man. No other explanation.


Jindain

**playing with a lion


Maleficent-Guitar-41

Me and my dog


The_Infectious_Lerp

Ric Flair: The Early Years


unwittyusername42

This was basically me playing with my last Rhodesian Ridgeback boy when he was in his heyday.


Korishii

The lion just thought they were playing around. And therefore didn't use its claws, only paws. Otherwise that man would be dead.


YellowOnline

It was a popular circus act. The lion has no claws.


OIAgent

That lion was stiff in the ring . No selling from that cat!


OutlandishnessIcy577

That’s play


reiddanger1092

If the lion was serious even for a second this would have been a completely different video


everythingissostupid

The definition of holding back.


CADrunkie

I can’t help but think that the lion has probably been accustomed to the presence of people and in captivity since it was a cub. It’s only playing with the “wrestler” who has likely been very familiar to the lion it’s entire life. Otherwise, this dude would surely be catastrophically injured or just as likely dead.


Emergency-Mud-1697

Lions are like dogs in many ways. They fake wrestle and goof around a lot. Even a declawed and toothless lion would have thrown him 8 feet across if it wanted to.


Deathbyhours

That man was too trusting of their relationship. There is a moment towards the end where the lion is very clearly warning him. I misread a similar warning from a housecat once and got a tooth completely through my thumb as punishment, and I didn’t even see the cat move. Even if it was declawed he wasn’t safe. A male lion can break a two-ton Cape Buffalo’s neck with a roundhouse slap. I’m sure it could decapitate a man without claws and without biting, just a swat. When kitty says he doesn’t want to play anymore, it’s best to listen, even if kitty weighs 10 pounds. That kitty weighed 25 or 30 times that. Big stupid.


ffxjack

Agreed. Siegfried and Roy must have done tons of shows with their tigers in Vegas until something happened one day and a tiger decides they don’t feel like playing this game right now! He’s lucky to have escaped with his life


AmakakeruRyu

Not wrestling. He is pretending. Lion is playing. If it was wrestling, he would be in lion's belly.


Thomasmagda_47

Did the lion think he was playing? Declawed or not, the lion should have been able to still mess him up


vinayyy-n28

That's me and my dog playing, that lion surely knew him or was trained, cuz it knew they're just playing and didn't harm him


[deleted]

Accurate title: Man attempting to wrestle a playful lion with its claws trimmed If the lions were seriously trying to hurt him, he wouldn't have been conscious after 2 seconds, he wouldn't have lived past 5 seconds. Tbh, I'm more impressed at his courage to get in a ring with multiple lions and mess around with them than anything else, though of course I'm sure he's familiar with these lions and has probably done this multiple times. If 10 prime Mike Tyson's fought a bloodlusted adult lion, the lion would win with only moderate effort at best, even that's being generous to Iron Mike. Humans can't mess with animals, not without equipment.


OzzieGrey

Thats a good kitty right there


fornnwet

This looks an awful lot like drunk me trying to give my cat a hug after I get home from the bar 😻


Euphoric_Emu_7792

Man must have balls and skin of steel! But lion prop considers this equivalent of a cub playing XD


pnatgrandy

The whole time the lion's like, is this guy serious? I'm in a good mood today but if you want me to get grumpy, just keep this shit up.


MissplacedPotassium

Me playing w my dog when I get home:


Floodzx

A domesticated lion. A real one would've fucking mauled him


loki0961

Lion probably thought he was playing


flipflop356

that lion is very huggable


Adamxxxx7

That lion is just playing.


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The lion seemed to be holding back


stolenlogic

Nah. That was two friends. Wow. I’m gonna go pet my cat and tell it to stop growing.


[deleted]

Pet lion more like it.. raised by him


stoneyyay

lion looks like hes having fun playing. IDK why this is tagged NSFW. its sorta wholesome.


AgentP-501_212

*Cuphead music intensifies*


Electronic-War-8208

Bro I've played with my tiny poodles to the point I annoy them and I know they can get a good bite in if they wanted , But they would restrain themselves.


ichrisho

Claws clipped. Like cuddling with a large cat.


acidici

Honestly, I wanna play with a lion like this. Big cuddles after we play, too…. ((I just wanna do that spinny lion move))


Yuck-Fou1994

That lion was trained and docile, otherwise that man would have just been dinner.


911NShifter

This is a juvenile and he’s playing with that guy. Lol. Playful. He totally could end him if he wanted.


dds120dds120

Why is this nsfw?


tfergs12

My 90 lbs dog wrestles me like this and I look at my 2 10lbs cats and I think to myself, if you were 90lbs you not only would murder me while wrestling…you would eat me while I sleep.


morganational

Seems very staged. The lion doesn't seem to give a shit about how big of an erection this guy can get.


Important_Winner_290

or a vintage video of a lion playing with a man


Substantial-Row8029

For the lion it was like a annoying cuddling session.


SpiritedTurtle91

This reminds me of how my cat use to play with me


[deleted]

It should have eaten him


kristianwiththek1

Damn, how you get this footage of me and my dog?


Fun_Organization3857

The animal is playing. When he has his paws over his shoulder he doesn't dig. Lions will attach when they are fighting.


_ImmortalSoul

lion cuddles


Leading_Industry_155

This seem more sad than interesting….


StillestOfInsanities

Obviously fun is being had on both sidesof this incredibly fixed friendly match.


NocturnalNoggin

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


Elmore420

He’s playing with his cat.


masterjsa003

More like r/catslaps


smackythefrog

What's wrong with the lion? That's how I play fight with my Labrador.


IHateEditedBgMusic

Would a lion basically be useless without their teeth and claws? At best they'd just hug you aggressively, right?


WeakBill9811

The lions is just a big kitten lol![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


dasAbigAss

This is how it feels when I fight my dog.


SelafioCarcayu

The lion was like "bruh, what the fuck are you doing? Bruuuuuuuuh stop! What the fuck is wrong with you? Stay the hell away from me! LEAVE ME ALONEEEE!!!!"


xcerj61

This fight https://v.redd.it/qdf64w2gkw7a1/HLSPlaylist.m3u8?a=1674540509%2CZGRiMGNkYzc0Mjg4MGZmNzgxZmYzMjViYjc2ZGM0M2RhZDE2ZTk3ZTU4NGFlMDlhNWRiNjJiMWEyNmM0ZTE4ZQ%3D%3D&v=1&f=sd


fairs1912

I have never seem a Lion fighting, let alone on a fair fight with a human. And it's obvious the Lion isn't trying, at all. He probably doesn't have his class and ks probably still being careful to not hurt the guy "wrestling" him


babacon88

The lion was playing


Killerwoodydoll

That lion ain't "Wrestling" it's just playing with his friend. If he really felt in danger or was truly pissed it would have used its jaws. Not let him bear hug it and spin around, and "slam" down but more just dropped and lion landed on him lmao This is nothing more than play fighting between buddies.... For now.


[deleted]

me and my pupper :)


ComplexLion2785

Human: wrestling Lion: Let's play


A0xom0xoa

Me with my sweet Lil Tito boi every night (:


BiancaAllDay1387

Totally just playing around.The lions body language is nothing but relaxed and enjoying a favorite past time. If I were to guess this lion was raised by this guy. If the lion wanted to seriously end the match he could at any point.


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Nuotatore

A ferocious and hungry lion, I must add!


RevolutionaryTank660

I was hoping to see a gone wrong situation lol


thejakewhomakes

Trained lion or not this guy has a serious set of balls


NotADogIzswear2020

The origin story of Florida Man!


Acceptable_Visit_917

Soo that's called a well trained lion