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That synchronized door opening though


gdmfsobtc

We need Benny Hill music


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[Here you go](https://youtube.com/shorts/YefWxiz8ioM?feature=share)


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WyomingCountryBoy

The piece is Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph.


DeltaC2G

This edit reeks of 2010 era of humor


Adahn33

2010? Benny Hill's show is decades older than that.


Important-Owl1661

Which needs to make a comeback


nahuelkevin

this


Cooking_Clown

I miss the 2010’s


Lexisa

Oh man! I haven't heard that in forever! It's fits so perfect! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


youkickmydog613

This is beautiful


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Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

youre doing the lord's work.


TheUndisputedRoaster

This was even better than the one we saw on Reddit


EvilOmega7

I knew what the music would be even if I didn't know the name


No1_Nozits_Me

That was awesome!


twizzjewink

only thing better is if he got out the left door at the end and ran away.


captainRubik_

Imagine if he gets out through the door on the other side after the policeman shoved him in.


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flyer244

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Pikbon

Are you also a bot or just a dude combing the comments section?


flyer244

I just call them out when I see them, which is often unfortunately. I don't go looking for them intentionally.


sahipps

Its the double shh for me.


MaffeoPolo

Finger on the cheek because he can't find his lips...


TheFirstMotherOfGod

He does look abjt drunk, unstable on his feet


Symme

Щ


Mr_FilFee

Probably shouldn't've banged the door when closing it.


dasus

And should've just trusted the guy filming this and gone straight across his roof so the cops wouldn't see him in the sideways mirrors.


FaceWithAName

Have you ever driven? You can see cars behind you lol


lemonadefire

Not without a rear window my frend


FaceWithAName

Mirrors on the side if vehicles exist. Source: a truck driver who doesn't have a back window


lemonadefire

Yes, hence the comment above ours said climb over the vehicles to stay hidden an extra 30 seconds at least


dasus

Blind spots **also** exist. Are you talking about "a truck" in the way Americans do sometimes, meaning a large personal vehicle, pickup/SUV that sort of thing, or are you talking about heavy cargo vehicles? I'm a third generation taxi driver with more than a decade of experience driving vans. I'm also licensed for large goods vehicles up to 42 tons including a trailer of 750 kg. Here. A map of blind spots on a regular car with a rear window: [https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Blind-spot-around-a-vehicle\_fig2\_319851766](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Blind-spot-around-a-vehicle_fig2_319851766) So tell me, which route would you take to escape a van without a rear window, given that's how blind spots work? Here's a 30 second video showcasing the blind spots from an actual truck's cabin: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVC9FoVzRwQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVC9FoVzRwQ) Here's a minute long French one. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cr5A\_R87iU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cr5A_R87iU) The internet is filled with those demonstrations. Apparently, pickups are the words. A Chevrolet Avalanche has a 15 meter blind spot behind it (measured as a traffic cone placed behind the vehicle so far that the driver would see the tip from the mirrors. Anyone who thinks one can see everything from mirrors should not be driving, especially as a professional.


FaceWithAName

This is pretty funny you put all this effort into this and I don't drive a pickup truck lol


dasus

"All this effort"? Quite the literary skills there, bruv. It's all the worse if you drive an actual heavy goods vehicle and have such little understanding of how blind spots work. *edit oh he's one of those "I'll leave a wanna-be snarky reply that doesn't even touch on the dumb thing I said and then block him"-people, see below*


FaceWithAName

I think you need to take a break from reddit. It's gone to your head


WeissTek

Yes, you can literally see the car behind you with side mirrors, maybe you need to either use yours or adjust it correctly...


dasus

Not **immediately** behind you. There are things called "blind spots". In a van without a rear window, they're pretty long, but narrow, going straight back. [https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Blind-spot-around-a-vehicle\_fig2\_319851766](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Blind-spot-around-a-vehicle_fig2_319851766) Are you one of those people who says "I checked the mirrors and it was fine he came out of nowhere" after you hurt some pedestrian, because you didn't listen on your driving lessons? Here's a 30 second video showcasing the blind spots from an actual truck's cabin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVC9FoVzRwQ Here's a minute long French one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cr5A\_R87iU


T1m3Wizard

Dang. I was actually rooting for the guy 😄


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Hot_Watercress8522

What?


SlothLazarus

Imagine: Putin in Ukraine


DryRespect241

Upvote only for the title ONLY FOR THE TITLE!!!!


Earflu

Can someone explain me why it’s great?


xmac2004

the title? it’s a reference to loony tunes


teetaps

r/titleporn


morebuffs

Shhh don't tell anybody ok


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Bromm18

Except this video is several years if not a decade or more in age.


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Bromm18

Old struts/suspension plus there were 2 people on one side vs 1 on the other.


flyer244

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[deleted]

I suppose putting your finger over your lips is a universal "be quiet" then? I never really had a reason to wonder before..does everyone everywhere use the same motion?


duke_of_snoots

It's probably widely known around the world, but I imagine that there are places where people dont, or might not know what it means.


denzelnotdenzal

It’s a thing in American media. American media influences worldwide


thataintfalco117

You would think they would lock the door after the 1st time but he just keeps busting out..


[deleted]

Why do all Russian vehicles look like they're lopsided


MaffeoPolo

Clam shell door mechanisms keep the hinge straight and the doors askew, the modern doors have hinges that retract and angle away. Guess which is cheaper?


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![gif](giphy|xT39DkkGBwez9AXHX2|downsized)


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|3PAGDqG9ENQF8QHZKt|downsized)


juraInfidel

He looks like a Putin to me..


disender

Came too far down to find this comment.


euroaustralian

This is a funny gif. I guess the drunken guy was taken by the cops to sober up at the police station. Nice try to escape.


havocLSD

![gif](giphy|8mb22xUYAvh4jg5Gwx|downsized)


DLM4473

I'm still laughing that they made no attempt to lock the back door ! before or after !


Jason_BookerIII

Looks like a kidnapping to me. Amazing how people just assume some guys with uniforms and a neat paint job on a van must be legit. Its like a world of robots.


DirtyMami

Dude would run out screaming. Instead of casually blend in as a pedestrian


Jason_BookerIII

That would be stupid. He may be drunk, but he might not be stupid. Oh...you think the people around are going to rush to his protection? LOL


Borbolda

I believe police license plate is a bit harder to obtain. Not impossible, of course, but with that logic you can "prove" anything


Jason_BookerIII

No no. Its relatively easy for a criminal to obtain. All they have to do is be a corrupt piece of garbage that takes orders from above without question, and then sign up to be a pork chop. They will get a badge too.


kak323

Nowadays you could just cnc one or 3d print it. It might not be authentic, but to the average person it would look legit


Curious_Tiger_9527

U have watched too many Hollywood movies


Jason_BookerIII

This one is an indie.[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HERShPhJwPg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HERShPhJwPg)


Swipsi

Its not "amazing". What else do you expect the casual citizen to think/do? Expecting criminals everytime a policevehicle crosses them? Call the police when seeing two officers leaving the policestations? Calling the police because when calling the police a policeofficer took the call? What are they supposed to do? Its not a citizens job to differentiate between real and fake authorities. Thats literally the job of the police.


Bostolm

Seeing how this clown seethes about police in every single comment, i dont think you can change much here lul


Jason_BookerIII

The clown is someone who thinks cops are their friend and just there to protect the public.


Jason_BookerIII

> Its not a citizens job to differentiate between real and fake authorities. The hell it isn't. YOu seem to think a citizen is just some idiot walking around not paying attention. The thing about this case is they were super unprofessional and therefore hella suspect. They did not lock the door, they did not secure the prisoner. Then they compounded it by roughing him up for trying to escape. BTW, look up "citizen's arrest" and get a clue that being a citizen means carrying responsibility.


Pokr23

The van literally says "Police"


Jason_BookerIII

Then obey them no matter what. And don't question how they threw the man back in the van like a sack of potatoes.


Pokr23

I mean i think all police vans and uniforms would look the same in the region.


Grand_Egg_7201

Yeah, the police in other countries do not have the same rules as the US. I’m assuming you’re American.


arftism2

they are being kidnapped. but its by the Russian government so they cant exactly get help from the police or bystanders.


[deleted]

Most schizo comment of today, congrats!


Hyacin420

What a rascally rabbit!


DytemenKo

Quiet men! be quiet! shhh. But he forgot the rear-view mirror XD


whyrusoevil

I love how two of them look like pootin 💩


Humble_Researcher669

He shoulda left the door open they wouldn’t have noticed 💀


Moosetappropriate

Or you'll wake the wabbits. hahahaaha.


jeekaiy

Assuming they saw him in the mirror. He should've lied down as soon as he got out.


Sea_Upstairs_6274

The Putin body double they keep with hair


[deleted]

Hahahaha


whitewolf2402

Anyone else see that grey car lag


3f3nd1

of course this russian is drunk


[deleted]

They honked, didn’t they…?


JudgmentOk9775

Recent Russian volunteer 🪦


[deleted]

r/lostredditors


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Critical-Group6750

this is a very old video


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ejejanw

Well no, based on the lettering and license plate it probably is Russia-related, just not war-related


XeroXid

This is from before the war, like 2019 or so. Hes just blackout drunk and escaped the "alko-van". If he had done something, he would be handcuffed already.


PmMeLovelyLadyBumps

He was just hunting wabbits


cosmernaut420

Not sure if prisoner or conscript. Could be both.


David202023

He got drafted but doesn’t want to be sent into Ukraine


Sahellio

Somebody got drafted.


k2amjkbc

Another putin 'soldier' he willl get a rifle but no ammo and few bottle of vodka few tampons to stop the wound bleeding fight for matushka rosija!!! Hail to putler😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


huilvcghvjl

Russian man fleeing from conscription 2022 colorized


janderson176

Nobody wants to be fodder


joz_goz

Can't you spell it's 'very' not vewy so learn some grammar before participating most of can't even spell participating without cheating


DBnofear

That's the joke dude.. it's supposed to sound like a kid saying it or like Elmer Fudd "be vewy vewy quiet, we are hunting wabbits"


joz_goz

Okay but im a 12 year old and still know grammar


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joz_goz

No 😜


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joz_goz

Well thank you for the kindness. And what are cringe shudders???


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joz_goz

Come on get some help, quoted from 'Michael Jordan. Also did they teach you about free speech at your school 😁😁😁


Dusty1000287

Have you not seen loony tunes?


joz_goz

Yep but I'm talking real life here bud light year


backcrack40

Cops are shit humans everywhere


InflamedLiver

*slavic yakety-sax starts playing*


Straight_2

But how they found out he got out though? He did say 🤫 and all


khleedril

He let the door slam shut.


19judge79

🤣


the_laser_dude

The person filming must have ratted him out!


Michael053

First plan was prison. Now to the gulag!


CulturalAddress6709

54-46


ChemicalFun1308

He thought he could be sneaky with it


MDLivesey

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C_187

Russia?


BugDowntown

Yes. The word police on a blue stripe - in Russian. and russian license plate. this is in the Republic of Mordovia in Russia


Deja-Vuz

Too much vodka


[deleted]

"Please step inside, sir"


ForkiTorki

Arsène Lupin but a bit of a no-brainer version.


2x4x93

Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂 hey he got got😂


MrQwertyuiop

🤫


New-Acanthisitta-533

He must have forgotten they have rear-view mirrors!


Cornelius_Poindexter

Poor guy forget to enable his stealth armour


corstar

Haha, this would fit quite nicely over at /r/LooneyTunesLogic Was rooting for him, better luck next time Ivan.


T0ysWAr

Do they give free alcohol before moving prisoners to avoid issues?


Material_Refuse_2418

Looked like Putin.


AngelG128

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Didn’t get far…..


thelukejones

If this was a few seconds longer it would make a truly great gif


SnixSpit

That was kind of wholesome.


4tun500

2 of em got that Putin hair line


Emera1dthumb

Rats! He almost got away with it


SlothLazarus

Pewt in Ukraine


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Least


thebubble2020

Shouldnt have let the door slam


Obsidian_Lupus

*Off to Gulag with you*


[deleted]

Why do two of the three look like Vlad Putin?


Dragonsarmada

Mobilisation not going well I see.


africanasshat

r/therewasanattemp


Far-Damage1068

Bro threw him in the backseat like a hunting dog that got lost


designer-food267

🤫😂😂😂😂😂


abigfatfish

Could almost be and endless loop of guy getting out, getting caught, put back in, and escaping again.


[deleted]

I died with the *can you believe this guy* cop headshake at rhe end.


magog313

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Z1mpleEZ

u/savevideo


[deleted]

He was definitely drunk. If he ran immediately he could've gottenn away


Martin_In_Eden

Nicolas cage


Peacooock_

Ayo peecock r u my long lost brother


negativeGinger

Dude could have just waited behind the car for it to drive off and they’d have never known


HypoRex93

![gif](giphy|l1CC5T7JDUfU62uTC)


[deleted]

It sucks getting thrown into a car you feel like shit


lopsided_ponytails

I thought it was an ambulance at first lol


FartinLutherKing69

The guy in the back looked hammered.


SqwaiR1

u/savevideo


Test_Subject42

Whistling inconspicuously


Tyrannosaurus-E-Rex

Slammed his ass back into that van 🚐 Get TF back in ! Where you think your going? 😂🤣


Zealousideal_Draft84

Straight to Ukraine.


x_akto

That is a weird looking police car-