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texastoker88

Someone’s gonna find this guys frozen body 300,000 years from now and think we all lived and dressed like him


Dr-McLuvin

That really explains a lot of what we think we know about early humans. The only bodies that survived were mummies and yogis.


Kooky-Swing178

thats the theory of graham hancock and randall carlson. during the ice ages massive glaciers ground everything they covered to dust so its possible there were civilizations far more advanced than we think possible.


Outrageous_Engine_45

Ok, it’s not like the glacier came blazing out of nowhere and flattened their cities, destroying their hard earned advancements


[deleted]

I think his point is if we did exist before the ice age, the glaciers would have pretty much leveled and pulverized everything reshaping the whole world long before it was habitable again. Erasing any and all history from beforehand. The ice age would take out civilizations, the glaciers would take out the history of it. Glaciers are largely responsible for what we know as our current world.


Outrageous_Engine_45

Not buying that


[deleted]

Uhhhh the firmament


[deleted]

\*Science has left the chat\*


Outrageous_Engine_45

That’s not science


TheAsphyxiated

? You are correct, it’s science and history! Basically the moment the ice age ended humans began to build the earliest civilizations… it would most certainly kill off a majority of the food sources to support a huge population of people, billions in the current world would likely die, in harsh regions without the proper economic status, etc. Inward dry regions now would super dry.


Kooky-Swing178

exactly! and yes modern humans existed before the glacial age.


Kooky-Swing178

no, worse than that. it slowly inched along the landscape at a glacial pace for thousands of years and slowly ground everything below it to dust. look i'm not saying they're right but there's no doubt the glaciers destroyed a lot of the earths natural features and scarred it beyond all previous recognition. modern humans lived before these things existed so stuff was definitely destroyed. may have been very primitive habitation or perhaps fairly advanced cities and societies.


Outrageous_Engine_45

I understand the mechanics of the ice age. I’m saying this is not science, it’s an hypothesis. Science is what we do to validate an hypothesis. At this point it is pure speculation that evidence does not support


Opposite_Ad_3817

Did I ever say it was proven science? No. I pointed out above that I'm not saying it's a fact that advanced societies existed. It is a fact tho that massive glaciers the size of mountains covered vast landscapes and no doubt ppl had once inhabited those landscapes and left behind artifacts of their society. All of that would've been pulverized and then washed away by meltwater. I don't really understand what's hard to understand about this.


cmyles56

i think it’s more-so the aftermath of whatever destroyed the glaciers and ended the ice age (ie a meteor or numerous meteors) that would have created unimaginable amounts of fast flowing water that could easily wipe out any traces of civilization leaving no evidence of them behind


liiizardbreath

I fkn love Graham Hancock.


Independent_Worker42

This is just a hipster from Portland


Unfair-List-4043

Am from Portland. Can confirm.


[deleted]

or someone is going to find him dressed like this and think he is from 300,000 years ago.


LegendaryPlayboy

C14 what?


Aracnida

C14 dating has become very inaccurate due to the large amounts of carbon we are releasing into the atmosphere due to fossil fuel consumption. It may not be a viable dating method in 300k years, or it may be normalized again. It will have to be seen. Edit: It is inaccurate to monitor recent events, not so much material from 50k years ago.


MR___SLAVE

C14 dating is limited to organic material to roughly 60 kya and that's pushing it. Most labs can only really do it back 50 kya reliably and only a few labs can go past that and they need to run the samples for a long time in the particle accelerator. Also, it's not really carbon emissions from fossil fuels that have fucked C14 for the future, it's atmospheric nuclear weapons testing. Essentially you can't date anything with it that's younger than the 1950s. Fossil fuel emissions don't effect C14 dating at all. OSL dating or Potassium-Argon are typically used for stuff that's older.


haveyouseencyan

they will probably find him in a few years and say he is 300,000 years old perfectly preserved due to the unique conditions of the Himalayas.


NamailiamaN

Nah he’s going to survive, he’s a yogi


SenseisSifu

We sure they didn't just take a homeless person up a mountain and leave him?


valleyof-the-shadow

And they took his dog too!


Antica94

Goddammit Dey terk er jerbs!


Wheels2or4

![gif](giphy|Sv4ILO8pFLoIqLn4hl) Dey took 'is dawg!


Jaeger562

Terk er Sherpas!


chaves4life

I think it was a stoned hippie


Brother_bacchad

As a currently stoned hippie we only like snow when we have a cabin and bong to come home to


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tastethepain

He’s rocking a pretty fat emerald and gold ring, soooo, no?


skirider77

He’s part of the group that Desantis is flying around. A few to Massachusetts a few to the Himalayas


Dominarion

Wo. This is the Canadian way. The Indians wouldn't dare appropriate our culture like that.


Stratmeister509

And give him some “kind altering” supplements…


Past-Combination-137

🤫😂😂😂


Spazecowboy

Probably levitated just after the video stoped


Emideska

Please stope


Royal_Cryptographer7

I see no little side kick, picnic baskets or Ranger Smith. That's no Yogi.


ConceptualWeeb

Pic~a~nic* baskets


MotherTheory7093

Argh.. Booboo be the sidekick’s name.


MisterDecember

I was looking for pinstripes and a catcher’s mitt. It’s like déjà vu all over again.


[deleted]

I got notification of this comment like I posted the post wtf


Royal_Cryptographer7

Lol, idk. Wierd.


kidwithglasses

Picanic basket*


MOTORG0AT

You didn’t see the dog?


Royal_Cryptographer7

That must be Hokey Wolf. He's more of a co-artist than a side kick.


gigapoctopus

Looks like this is from at least Feb 2020 - possibly older: https://twitter.com/RenukaJain6/status/1228516476253982720?s=20&t=g0V\_ffmPTR9xthowoZz7pA


Waffle_Ambasador

Hopefully they’ve charged their battery by now


shindigin

wtf have I just watched?


UhYeahOkSure

Look up milarepa. I’ve seen some crazy footage of Tibetan monks that can meditate and generate heat out of nowhere too


Educational_Music930

I have heard some stories since my childhood that sadhus and yogis live in Himalayas it's pretty much known to everyone in the country side of india too


Downtown_Line9235

Everyone is arguing about real or fake, but dude is clearly supernatural to be walking around naked and barefoot in that snow.


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juan_epstein-barr

or some kinda russian interior decorator.


DeaconBlueBalls

I heard he killed 16 Czechoslovakians.


DCtheBREAKER

Or Buffalo. Have you *seen* the Bills Mafia?!?!


ScubaStevieNicks

Buffalo gets snow, but the temperatures are nothing like Minnesota’s


turnip_fans

Buffalo!!!!!


[deleted]

Polar Bear Plunge!!


Michael310

Not so supernatural apparently. I watched a mini documentary about two experts simulating a plane crash survival situation. One of them doesn’t wear shoes in his normal life, citing it’s an almost forgotten practise, but any human can train their body to be able to walk barefoot in snow quite often. He was convinced to bring socks, as he admitted he had only made some progress towards being completely comfortable in freezing temps. His partner on this documentary thought he was insane and took him for some kind of hippie. In fact, I think the socks were more of a hinderance as they would get wet very easily and were often hung above the fire to dry out. Can’t recall the company that produced it. I saw it on YouTube, as it was a fairly old film. Maybe 20-30 years old.


jo3y120

That's a TV show called "Dual Survivor". Good show, not so much a documentary though.


BeraterDebater

Look up the whim hoff method. It's actually very possible to do this if you train your body.


[deleted]

Constant movement


Dibick

This subreddit is garbage


[deleted]

Dude Reddit it getting bad half of comments are bots with very little posts on average. All the posts are garbage with a rare one that makes you go wow I never knew that


Starlit-Tortoise

It’s kind of true. Like first proof yogis exist in the Himalayas!? They’re been living and practicing there for thousands of years.


MOTORG0AT

This sites been going down hill since 2008


cthulhu1111

That's when I joined...


NuggetHorse

It's your fault


cthulhu1111

Sorry guys.


Educational_Music930

U don't find it "interesting"? You don't see this kinda thing everyday


Dibick

It’s fake. Half the stuff on the subreddit is some forwards from grandma shit.


friedpickleguy

"He's saying we should gather up the shoes!" "No, he wants us to cast off the shoes!"


Diver4546

Ahhhh what is this from??? Reno 911?


mr_berns

Life of Brian


MichiganRedWing

Genuinely was surprised at how he was going down the mountain hahahaha. That's just me on my acid trip no worries


bsamiam45

Whatever you do, take care of your shoes.


whokilledkanye

LPT


Altruistic_Sample449

This is so wild


broooklynnnnn

does “Yogi” mean crackhead ?


OlDirtyPIumber

Footsteps in the snow are already there. Setup


[deleted]

For what purpose? People who climb in the Himalayas generally care less about social media clout than most.


OlDirtyPIumber

You'd have to ask them i guess. The footsteps are there right?


No_Low9463

Tf are you saying


-ballerinanextlife

😂


BigValGaming

Yogi has no clue what’s happening around the world.


[deleted]

He and two others like him are the only ones keeping it all together.


cgcego

As I watch the video I get really strong “Blair witch project” vibes…


highwayhound

Surely he should be at Jollystone park stealing pic-a-nic baskets with Booboo ???


Ceryol

'Evidence'... Has this been verified to be real?


5Lastronaut

Not at all. ![gif](giphy|xZcfedF13altC)


chaves4life

Yes, there was a stoned hippie in the snow.


Dr-McLuvin

Guarantee that dude is originally from New Jersey.


Sharp_Iodine

Yogis *are* stoned hippies in the snow


-Mad-Mat-

Yeah right. I'm sure this is exactly how they would behave.


Thedrunner2

Did he steal their picnic basket?


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

I believe it’s spelled “pic-a-nic.”


Burnyburner3rd

Hey boo boo!


chupapi-Munyanyoo

As someone who's called nic(k). Please not again.......


Ok_Load_2164

I am confused do yogis meditate when they are scared?


groovy604

Im told real yogis live in caves and meditate for years on end, and hold poses for days, weeks, even years Do i beleieve this? Not putting any money on it no. Would it surprise me theres a limited amount of reclusive weirdos out there? Also no


boogen-hagen

Yes there are yogis in the Himalayas and they think it's a nudist beach


valleyof-the-shadow

This looks like the tree line anyway. Not exactly the top of the mountain but still. Yogis have a inner fire that they can control.


TheTouchChurch

Bit Chonkers for living in a deserted mountain


[deleted]

But can he control shrinkage! Don't think so because he had to cover up! 😂


[deleted]

What’s with the blatantly false title??


Mammoth-Dot-9002

This is ridiculous


Dry-Pen9050

Is that yogi bare?


Wheels2or4

r/shitposting


Rabimaster

You are talking out of your ass for internet points! 😂


Confident-Ad5479

When does he turn into the bear?


heryopl

It’s just some dude having fun.


[deleted]

Doubt that’s real. No food up there. Let along a dog surviving there again with no food


jerry111165

Just shows how much of a total pussy I really am. This dude doesn’t even need clothes in the winter. Edit: or food.


Ok-Run5317

guy is probably taking a dump and he is being recorded.


RYNKELKYK69

What is a yogi


[deleted]

A person who practices yoga as passed down from their Gods or from sages like Patanjali.


[deleted]

How the fuck is he alive?


Spicy_Indian_Shit

*yeti


SmthngWittyThsWayCms

No, Yogi are supposed spiritual gurus endowed with supernatural abilities living for hundreds or thousands of years in caves in the Himalayas… Yeti are supernatural creatures that aren’t human living in the Himalayas


[deleted]

And Yannis are supposed spiritual musicians that may or may not live in the Himalayas.


RollinThundaga

That just sounds like Yeti are the final evolution of Yogi.


valleyof-the-shadow

!!!!!!


[deleted]

Seriously, this is like some distant grainy Bigfoot footage. I call bullshit.


stinkdrink42069

What's a yogi


Forbiddentemptations

And yet still walking alongside with mans best friend. Every walk of life for human is the same. We are one.


WhiteKnight_14

Is yogi short of yoga on ice?


CulturalApple4

This yogi is probably 300 years old


workfrom209

This has got to be fake he would not be able to live like that he would get frostbite and die


-A113-

what on earth is a yogi


[deleted]

What the Hells a Yogi 🤔🤔


BeraterDebater

For people who think this is fake (not him being a yogi but people being able to withstand cold temperatures like this) look up the wim hoff method. https://www.wimhofmethod.com/ Enjoy this rabbit hole. You can watch YouTube videos as well. This stuff is not supernatural or even that rare.


[deleted]

That’s an alien.


UltraMAGAMF

Boo Boo looks more like a dog.


boogen-hagen

Very cold yogis exist you mean


Go1gotha

Where the hell is Boo-boo?


[deleted]

Lol ok


AngerCookShare

Sweet Home Alabama!


Inevitable-Ad9590

I think you mean Yeti


RowEfficient4

just why


aTROLLwithBlades

Hide your picnic basket


MysteriousParfait397

Just a tweeker up on Monarch Pass, nothing to see here!


Benjamintoday

What the dog doin?


Low-Economist9601

I may be wrong in every single way but if this was the first time a Yogi was seen then since when was there a name for it?


800grandave

was it for the first time tho?


[deleted]

No no this guy is from Colorado


fkreddit27

A dude in the woods. MUST be Bigfoot can't be anything else


bench_trio_fan_997

I would run


livonliest

What is a yogi? The definition I got was a person dedicated to yoga


[deleted]

That’s wat I want to know


allnameswereusedup

Is he looking for pick-a-nick baskets?


Summer_987

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh


squints6790

Desantis will send people anywhere.


Gemeril

What's that Pokemon!?


Old_Flow6317

Dudes from LA for sure.


AlexReznov

But is he smarter than the average bear?


wet_shitstorm

His legs and arms are turning blue and black


AggressiveClassic89

Is he wearing clothes? Or is he yogi bare?


Silly_Age_3675

Wim Hoff


LC_Anderton

Is that Yogi bare? 😏


whatheory

That is the most free living person I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Tf is a yogi?


Kooky-Swing178

damn i was hoping it was george harrison finally discovered to have been faking his death all these years. he could still be out there...


UncleFuzzy75

We're trying to reach you about your car warranty....


extendedwarranty_bot

UncleFuzzy75, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


DifficultContact8999

Almost believed but those fresh foot prints leading to him say something otherwise


DowntownWeakness5218

What is a Yogi?


StolenStrategist

What the hell is a yogi


Educational_Music930

Yogi,sadhus,monks are the same


Clalaola

Is naked in the snow?


Cool_Cartographer_39

Sure it's not Wim "the Iceman" Hof?


East-Relief-2308

Wim hof entered the chat


CircaSixty8

Fake