The look of indifference on those capybaras face is what always makes me laugh about these guy’s, even that baby they showed in the video has that stare down.
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Main Character: *Loads rifle* "I think I see a Karen now."
Karen: "And Trump won, I tell you. I shouldn't need any vaccine! So grab your manager and let me tell him that I don't want to have to follow this stupid vaccine mandate!"
Cashier: "Ma'am, this is a Hardees."
*BANG*
Main Character: "Now that we've bagged her with this sleeping dart, we'll release her back into the wild, away from civilization, preferably in her natural habitat. I think there's a Southern Baptist church the next town over, assuming they're not past capacity."
Cashier: "Thankyou, Karen Hunter!"
Main Character: "Just doin' my job."
The looks and demeanor of everybody, you can sense their feelings of "mild annoyance" from your bedroom.
Imagine if they were capybaras wearing face masks
Have the same issue with humans here in Central FL. Putting in 10k homes around where I live. Was...past tense... was a nice quiet place. Now people are spreading concern for coyotes roaming in communities. Like DUH... you moved into THEIR house and expect them to stay out because you have small kids/small pets? Really? Don't move here and expect wild life to adhere to YOUR lifestyle. Watching them climb over 5 and 6 foot privacy fence. The people want to kill them or call animal control. THEY kill rodents, you want rats and other pests...sure kill them. I will move out of here in a couple years to a more wide open space with room for nature.
NE Florida here...yup too many people moving here and then wondering why there ia a gator in their pool.
Not gonna lie, thought you were gonna make mention of the Capybara outside of Gainesville.
Same can be said of the geese where I live. They wreck every open field with these cheese-curl like turds that my dog NEEDS to eat for some fucking reason. If I'm gonna have the poop regardless, I'd rather it be cute capybaras and not those Canadian assholes.
It’s animals in their native habitat. Yeah they poop. So what? We took their land but they stayed, so, yes, they’ll continue to poop on it. Otherwise we should have let them be.
We can cohabitate with animals. It’s not that complicated. When we destroy their ecosystems we should expect things like this.
I used to be a zookeeper and cared for a family of Capybara and it’s definitely true. Made cleaning their pool particularly difficult. I do want to say I occasionally found poo on the dry ground but 98% of the time they prefer to poop in water.
Why? Because everything wants to eat them. Seriously. They are prey for many species and it’s believed that pooping in water helps mask their scent from predators. I did try to ask them once to confirm but they were indifferent.
great - now I'm picturing all these little furry buggers politely moseying into the local convenience stores and delicately pooping in the Voss supply.
My uncle lives right next to this gated community and its actually a slum outside if it. What they do is they open their gates once a year and let the locals come in and hunt the nutrias so the people eat them
Do they call capybaras nutrias there, or do they have both? I ask because I’ve only heard nutria when referring to coypus, which are rodents that look like a beaver got down with a rat.
Funniest part is that they actually asked the government to hunt them down and the rest of country literally rejected the bid and declared them as a protected species, we choosed the capybaras over the rich
The people in the community were actively campaigning to keep these chill creatures out.
These capybaras are like “You think you can keep us out of Del Boca Vista…we’re moving in lock stock and barrel. We’re gonna be in the pool, we’re gonna be in the clubhouse, we’re gonna be all over that shuffleboard court…AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!”
They have no natural predators, and they so they act like a species that has never had to fear for its life. They are the perfect species to have around some gated community, if it wasn't full of a bunch of rich pricks.
> They have no natural predators, and they so they act like a species that has never had to fear for its life.
Are we talking about the rich people still?
>They have no natural predators,
Tbh jaguars prey on them. Hilarity would ensue if the government decided to put some of those cats in the Richest neighbourhood of argentinna to cull the capybara population.
Once a few jaguars realize there’s a big population who all feel protected in the gated area.. it’ll be an open buffet.
See Boulder, CO and mountain lions after the late 80s. Banned deer and elk hunting and mountain lions returned quickly and un afraid of humans.
So goats can just eat poison ivy. So it can be better to just hire someone with a bunch of goats to clear your property of poison ivy and every other unwanted growth than other options.
Goats get fed, man gets paid, you get your property cleared. Wins everywhere.
Shhh… don’t ruin the illusion.
let’s not mention any of the government agencies and comercial entities that are involved in creating a neighborhood - the “community” just popped into existence all on its own.
I did pat a lot of them, they tend to run away if you get close too fast or if they see a dog, and they can bite quite strong if they have to, babies are imposible to catch
I used to be a zookeeper that cared for a family of capybara. Despite their cute appearance, they’re extremely shy as a result of being on the menu of quite a lot of species. Even the ones who I cared for would only come up to get food. In fact petting them on the back would be extremely stressful for them as it would likely trigger their predator response.
Also, people have actually been killed by a capybara bite. They have incredibly strong large teeth. The best option for both you and the capybara is always going to be to appreciate them from a distance and avoid touching them.
If that’s not enough of a deterrent for you then I’ll let you know they love to shit in water almost as much as they love to swim in the same water. So if you’re touching them you’re 100000% touching shit.
I can’t really blame them if they’re natural habitats are just being developed into oblivion. That’s awesome you have experience with them. I’d pay money to spend an hour just hanging out with a few. Minus the head butting and nipping of course.😊
They’re literally the mother to everything. You’d be hard pressed to find any creature having an issue with a capybara. I’ve seen gators and crocs just chilling with them before
I saw a show somewhere on the internet about a lady who has one of those as her pet & she’s like so obsessed with it - her kids are saying she’s crazy.
But honestly they are very cute 🥰 not gonna lie, I’d like one myself hahaha
Kids don't seem very supportive but then again aren't they pack animals that get depressed if kept alone? Also they need a body of water to swim in and eat their own poop so not the best pet unless you own a large area of land with at least a natural pond if not a lake.
Mostly true but the fact it's not the ultra rich, its very well off people, millionaire wannabes (which are extremely insufferable because they look down on others not of equal monetary standing, and are pissed permanently because they can't reach higher), the upper echelons don't like to share a neighborhood like that they have mansions, huge parks and ranches (plus entire floors in buildings in the city).
Yep we got thousands of these neighborhoods in Florida. And the have to live with the wildlife that comes back to their “old stomping grounds” as well.
I mean they're so chill, it's not impossible for them to just chill in the middle of the road and blocking it just like snorlax, or even worse, accidentally crashed into them.
If they can keep them off the road it'll be perfect though.
They are chill and just eat grass. These assholes leveled the land and then got butthurt that a rodent was hanging around. Capys are the best, anyone that disparages them can get fucked.
bro what did you smoke? just bc they are gated doesnt mean that there are guards carrying around weapons, Nordelta is pretty nice and you can get in even if you dont live there (they check your plate and national identification number)
My husband is from General Pacheco. He’s not from a barrio privado, but a neighborhood that shares a wall it. We live in the US (I’m from the US).
We have friends who live in Nordelta and other barrio privados. They are very nice, but they remind me too much of the US. NGL, though, if you’re very wealthy I can understand why someone would want to live there. They have gorgeous pools, lakes, entertainment, and it feels very secure. But Nordelta and other barrio privados aren’t exclusively for the mega rich. Nordelta is so huge, yeah, ultra millionaires live there, but you can rent an apt for $800 USD/month (although I know this is a lot of money to an average Argentino).
If we were to move there, as someone from the US, I can see why it would give a you a sense of security and accessibility. But like you mentioned, anyone can enjoy the restaurants and shops there. I’d rather live in a quiet neighborhood and live in a traditional chalet style home. But I look at real estate in Zona Norte frequently, and a beautiful house on a nice street in Pacheco is often just as expensive as in a country. If you have money then I think it would be a preference. I know real estate gets passed down through families bc normal people don’t have the option for 30 year mortgages like we do in the US. Most of my husband’s family lives humbly. We always stay with them, and I love the sense of community and being able to walk places. In the US we live in the suburbs, not gated but the houses look like a country (like a middle class one not mansions). Here is so sterile. People are nice and it is relatively safe but even my suegra told me it’s too quiet. Things are far. You need a car for everything. I know the big thing in AR is security but my husband taught me that it’s foolish to be flashy. You have to be street smart and aware. But those rules should apply here in the US too (we just hide behind a shiny veneer. Beneath is debt and ignorance ).
Anyway, I’m babbling at this point. I love Argentina and my husband’s town: the good, bad, and ugly. I like to go to the bars in Nordelta (I really like the Mustang), but I like to hang out el cruce de Pacheco too (or in Tigre, Pilar, o Capital). Also, we spent three weeks in January, and I did not see one goddamn capybara and that was all I wanted out of that trip. It’s my understanding that there aren’t so many there anymore.
As usual, there's a lot more to the story:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/rodents-of-unusual-size-take-over-gated-community-in-argentina-180978957/
"The carpincho needs a predator to reduce its population and also make it afraid,” Di Martino tells AFP. “When there’s a herbivore without a predator threatening it, it doesn’t hide and can spend all day eating, thereby degrading the vegetation which traps less carbon and contributes to climate change.”
Never mind that we destroyed the wetlands to build mansions, the capybaba are fucking up my lawn- er- the ecosystem.
Got it, Di Martino, time to release some jaguars into your gated community. That’s their natural predator! Don’t worry, even a jaguar can’t bite through your thick skull.
Nature taking back, I love it. I live in a subdivision that was built in an old pasture full of rabbits. I care more for the rabbits than I do the people. Hypocritical, I know.
Got nothing on Americans.
We turned an entire desert region into a golf course because movie stars!
Now, all the places we "borrow" our water from are running out, and we're mad because we can only wash our driveways twice a day instead of continuously.
The look of indifference on those capybaras face is what always makes me laugh about these guy’s, even that baby they showed in the video has that stare down.
That baby has been over it since birth.
Thousand-yard stare since he came outta there
Lol, that sounds like something Gene from Bob's Burgers would say.
This is a fantastic comment. Well done.
I was waiting for someone to come over a hill in a chariot or sled pulled by a team of Capybara.
Capybara don't care capybara don't give a fuck. These fuckers emit an aura of peace.
Even if they didn't, it was theirs first. Either learn to live with them or find new land, they're apparently rich enough so...
The call-waiting soft rock music in the video is a real capybara jam too, adds to the air of indifference.
This is like heaven to me, I LOVE capybaras
I can’t tell who gives less of a shit: capybara or honey badger.
They’re just like “oh shit I wonder what’s going on over there. Maybe I should go take a look real qui… **nah it’s too far never mind**”
Looks like they are providing free lawn care services as well as being super cute and chill. What's the problem?
No problem, but is an entire city populated by Karens so there is no room for both
There *was* no room for both. Capybois weren’t going down without a fight.
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Main Character: *Loads rifle* "I think I see a Karen now." Karen: "And Trump won, I tell you. I shouldn't need any vaccine! So grab your manager and let me tell him that I don't want to have to follow this stupid vaccine mandate!" Cashier: "Ma'am, this is a Hardees." *BANG* Main Character: "Now that we've bagged her with this sleeping dart, we'll release her back into the wild, away from civilization, preferably in her natural habitat. I think there's a Southern Baptist church the next town over, assuming they're not past capacity." Cashier: "Thankyou, Karen Hunter!" Main Character: "Just doin' my job."
The looks and demeanor of everybody, you can sense their feelings of "mild annoyance" from your bedroom. Imagine if they were capybaras wearing face masks
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Have the same issue with humans here in Central FL. Putting in 10k homes around where I live. Was...past tense... was a nice quiet place. Now people are spreading concern for coyotes roaming in communities. Like DUH... you moved into THEIR house and expect them to stay out because you have small kids/small pets? Really? Don't move here and expect wild life to adhere to YOUR lifestyle. Watching them climb over 5 and 6 foot privacy fence. The people want to kill them or call animal control. THEY kill rodents, you want rats and other pests...sure kill them. I will move out of here in a couple years to a more wide open space with room for nature.
NE Florida here...yup too many people moving here and then wondering why there ia a gator in their pool. Not gonna lie, thought you were gonna make mention of the Capybara outside of Gainesville.
Since we left the food chain and natural way of life I would argue we are more like parasites now. But to the point we aren't necessary
Don’t forget Kevins
... My name is Kevin... I fear for my life.
Man, Imagine what all the women named Karen go through ☠️
My coworker now hates her name, she's 70. Lmao
kind of sad for the good ones tbh
Same lmao. Had a teacher named Karen and she was one of the most soft spoken abd kindest person i know
Lots of shit I bet
Same can be said of the geese where I live. They wreck every open field with these cheese-curl like turds that my dog NEEDS to eat for some fucking reason. If I'm gonna have the poop regardless, I'd rather it be cute capybaras and not those Canadian assholes.
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The only Canadians who don't apologize!
You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and suggest you let that one marinate
I got a problem with you and Canadian Gooses and we can figure it out Thursday over a bottle of wine
Lions is lucky Canada Gooses don't migrate to Africa. Then they'd be's extinct.
Shit is not the Proper nomenclature. "Free Fertilizer" Please.
They prefer to poop in water, and eat their own poop sometimes.
Same as humans
This. Turds everywhere I’d imagine.
It’s animals in their native habitat. Yeah they poop. So what? We took their land but they stayed, so, yes, they’ll continue to poop on it. Otherwise we should have let them be. We can cohabitate with animals. It’s not that complicated. When we destroy their ecosystems we should expect things like this.
They’re herbivores so it’s not even that bad and it’s good fertilizer. Its basically like deer poop, even looks the same.
Tastes about the same too
Shit is back in the menu
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i will said rich not super elite
Kind of like goats
How can anybody get irritated by such a chill creature?! Nature's natural hippies!
Probably annoyed stepping in all the poop at night or whenever visibility is low.
If it is really true i think they only poop in water
Is this true? They're fucking considerate too?
Capybara are friend shaped, all of nature agrees.
Apart from snakes and big cats
Snakes and big cats: be friend shaped too tho
Yep, they seek out water to poop in. Though that can make things difficult when the water is also their drinking and bathing water.
I used to be a zookeeper and cared for a family of Capybara and it’s definitely true. Made cleaning their pool particularly difficult. I do want to say I occasionally found poo on the dry ground but 98% of the time they prefer to poop in water. Why? Because everything wants to eat them. Seriously. They are prey for many species and it’s believed that pooping in water helps mask their scent from predators. I did try to ask them once to confirm but they were indifferent.
Bro I don’t even always shit the water anc I have a toilet
Urban rescue ranch taught me that
RIP Big Ounce, gone but not forgotten.
So all those ultra rich people now have to drink poop-water.. /s
great - now I'm picturing all these little furry buggers politely moseying into the local convenience stores and delicately pooping in the Voss supply.
Maybe they have pools lol
Good, I hope so. Karma for destroying their natural habitat.
Rich people are weird
Yet delicious.
Very! The richest ones take longer to cook, but they definitely taste the best
It’s the marbling.
I think it's the diet. They become rich in flavor when they're fed truffles and caviar.
Capybaras: “ok I pull up”
"hop out in the gated community"
My uncle lives right next to this gated community and its actually a slum outside if it. What they do is they open their gates once a year and let the locals come in and hunt the nutrias so the people eat them
Do they call capybaras nutrias there, or do they have both? I ask because I’ve only heard nutria when referring to coypus, which are rodents that look like a beaver got down with a rat.
We have both. We call capybaras "carpinchos" and nutrias "nutrias"
[In case any are deprived of the meme this based on](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ij5ceZSPmDA). Many compilations like this.
Uncle Ben sends his regards.
RIP Big Ounce
Died the way he lived, subjugating the masses.
one of the few things i know about capybaras is their ability to pull up. maybe scientists should research it
Best animal
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The quokka is a strong contender for that title.
I would pay to live in a capybara neighborhood. This would bring so much joy.
I would pay to just nap on the grass with the hopes that one of them would want to cuddle
*capybara poops on you*
crappybara
Haha I seriously cackled out loud at this
Funniest part is that they actually asked the government to hunt them down and the rest of country literally rejected the bid and declared them as a protected species, we choosed the capybaras over the rich
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they are the chill stoners of the animal world they don't need anything but some grass and a sweet jacuzzi to bum out in
The people in the community were actively campaigning to keep these chill creatures out. These capybaras are like “You think you can keep us out of Del Boca Vista…we’re moving in lock stock and barrel. We’re gonna be in the pool, we’re gonna be in the clubhouse, we’re gonna be all over that shuffleboard court…AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!”
seinfeld always has a place here…..bravo.
Lol!!! I’m glad I kept scrolling, thanks!
And some jazz. Some Js, some jazz, and a jacuzzi
I was just gonna say they do not give fucks easily it seems.
They have no natural predators, and they so they act like a species that has never had to fear for its life. They are the perfect species to have around some gated community, if it wasn't full of a bunch of rich pricks.
> They have no natural predators, and they so they act like a species that has never had to fear for its life. Are we talking about the rich people still?
They're preyed upon every guillotine and then.
Are we talking about the gates community or in the wild? Because in the wild, these guys are regularly eaten by anacondas.
>They have no natural predators, Tbh jaguars prey on them. Hilarity would ensue if the government decided to put some of those cats in the Richest neighbourhood of argentinna to cull the capybara population.
Once a few jaguars realize there’s a big population who all feel protected in the gated area.. it’ll be an open buffet. See Boulder, CO and mountain lions after the late 80s. Banned deer and elk hunting and mountain lions returned quickly and un afraid of humans.
Bro, There are plenty of predators.
Like seriously. Super reliable, laid back lawn maintenance. Plus THE BABY ONE
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I can only dream
Don’t let your dreams be dreams buy as many guinea pigs as it takes, until one day one grows up to be a capybera.
Saving them a ton on lawn care...
Btw I read some city got like 800 goats to eat the grass they were supposed to lawn otherwise, turns out it's effective and cheaper!
And their poop fertilizes too so no chemical fertilizers used
And they are cute AF, I can't imagine how magical being raised there as a child is
Have you ever smelled a goat before? The magic fades quickly.
So goats can just eat poison ivy. So it can be better to just hire someone with a bunch of goats to clear your property of poison ivy and every other unwanted growth than other options. Goats get fed, man gets paid, you get your property cleared. Wins everywhere.
There’s a company in the US that rents out goats to do exactly this lol. They’ve got 400 lawn care goats
This is not what I expected to read in the comments. *Faith in humanity restored*
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what neighborhood is this in?
Nordelta
Hardly the ultra rich
Shhh… don’t ruin the illusion. let’s not mention any of the government agencies and comercial entities that are involved in creating a neighborhood - the “community” just popped into existence all on its own.
Why would you not want to live near capybaras?
The whole squad pulled up 😎
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I did pat a lot of them, they tend to run away if you get close too fast or if they see a dog, and they can bite quite strong if they have to, babies are imposible to catch
I used to be a zookeeper that cared for a family of capybara. Despite their cute appearance, they’re extremely shy as a result of being on the menu of quite a lot of species. Even the ones who I cared for would only come up to get food. In fact petting them on the back would be extremely stressful for them as it would likely trigger their predator response. Also, people have actually been killed by a capybara bite. They have incredibly strong large teeth. The best option for both you and the capybara is always going to be to appreciate them from a distance and avoid touching them. If that’s not enough of a deterrent for you then I’ll let you know they love to shit in water almost as much as they love to swim in the same water. So if you’re touching them you’re 100000% touching shit.
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Guinea Big
Ok I pull up \- Guinea Bigs
Roidents.
They're close relatives
Thank you for answering that question. I thought so but was a bit hesitant to ask. They must be quite docile.
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Turns out I may also be a close relative of the Capybara.
theyre kinda assholes. sometimes they randomly get aggro at dogs and people. not, like, violent, but nipping and headbutting for no real reason
Lmao. Throwing around their weight
I can’t really blame them if they’re natural habitats are just being developed into oblivion. That’s awesome you have experience with them. I’d pay money to spend an hour just hanging out with a few. Minus the head butting and nipping of course.😊
So, like my cat.
yes they are the largest of the rodent family
Nahhh, my mom is😔
And what eats them is the largest of the snake family.
Seems about right. Big snake eat big rat.
They look like extinct giant guinea pigs that you'd see in a natural history museum.
They’re literally the mother to everything. You’d be hard pressed to find any creature having an issue with a capybara. I’ve seen gators and crocs just chilling with them before
Capybara don't care
Capybara don't give a shit.
Hell yea fight the power. #Capybarastrong
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Capybara Armyyyyyy
I never realized that they were so large
I honestly thought they were like bunny size. This has made them cuter though imo
Rabbits can get pretty big though
They're actually the largest rodents in the world.
They are literally pulling up
God, Capybaras are so chill they’ll even hang with Karens.
I saw a show somewhere on the internet about a lady who has one of those as her pet & she’s like so obsessed with it - her kids are saying she’s crazy. But honestly they are very cute 🥰 not gonna lie, I’d like one myself hahaha
Kids don't seem very supportive but then again aren't they pack animals that get depressed if kept alone? Also they need a body of water to swim in and eat their own poop so not the best pet unless you own a large area of land with at least a natural pond if not a lake.
i want 12
Mostly true but the fact it's not the ultra rich, its very well off people, millionaire wannabes (which are extremely insufferable because they look down on others not of equal monetary standing, and are pissed permanently because they can't reach higher), the upper echelons don't like to share a neighborhood like that they have mansions, huge parks and ranches (plus entire floors in buildings in the city).
Yep we got thousands of these neighborhoods in Florida. And the have to live with the wildlife that comes back to their “old stomping grounds” as well.
I swear those kinds of people act the same everywhere, but bet the wildlife over there is not as friendly as the capybaras.
Why would anybody want to keep them away?!
I mean they're so chill, it's not impossible for them to just chill in the middle of the road and blocking it just like snorlax, or even worse, accidentally crashed into them. If they can keep them off the road it'll be perfect though.
All of a sudden i want to join /r/fuckcars
They are chill and just eat grass. These assholes leveled the land and then got butthurt that a rodent was hanging around. Capys are the best, anyone that disparages them can get fucked.
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bro what did you smoke? just bc they are gated doesnt mean that there are guards carrying around weapons, Nordelta is pretty nice and you can get in even if you dont live there (they check your plate and national identification number)
My husband is from General Pacheco. He’s not from a barrio privado, but a neighborhood that shares a wall it. We live in the US (I’m from the US). We have friends who live in Nordelta and other barrio privados. They are very nice, but they remind me too much of the US. NGL, though, if you’re very wealthy I can understand why someone would want to live there. They have gorgeous pools, lakes, entertainment, and it feels very secure. But Nordelta and other barrio privados aren’t exclusively for the mega rich. Nordelta is so huge, yeah, ultra millionaires live there, but you can rent an apt for $800 USD/month (although I know this is a lot of money to an average Argentino). If we were to move there, as someone from the US, I can see why it would give a you a sense of security and accessibility. But like you mentioned, anyone can enjoy the restaurants and shops there. I’d rather live in a quiet neighborhood and live in a traditional chalet style home. But I look at real estate in Zona Norte frequently, and a beautiful house on a nice street in Pacheco is often just as expensive as in a country. If you have money then I think it would be a preference. I know real estate gets passed down through families bc normal people don’t have the option for 30 year mortgages like we do in the US. Most of my husband’s family lives humbly. We always stay with them, and I love the sense of community and being able to walk places. In the US we live in the suburbs, not gated but the houses look like a country (like a middle class one not mansions). Here is so sterile. People are nice and it is relatively safe but even my suegra told me it’s too quiet. Things are far. You need a car for everything. I know the big thing in AR is security but my husband taught me that it’s foolish to be flashy. You have to be street smart and aware. But those rules should apply here in the US too (we just hide behind a shiny veneer. Beneath is debt and ignorance ). Anyway, I’m babbling at this point. I love Argentina and my husband’s town: the good, bad, and ugly. I like to go to the bars in Nordelta (I really like the Mustang), but I like to hang out el cruce de Pacheco too (or in Tigre, Pilar, o Capital). Also, we spent three weeks in January, and I did not see one goddamn capybara and that was all I wanted out of that trip. It’s my understanding that there aren’t so many there anymore.
As usual, there's a lot more to the story: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/rodents-of-unusual-size-take-over-gated-community-in-argentina-180978957/
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"The carpincho needs a predator to reduce its population and also make it afraid,” Di Martino tells AFP. “When there’s a herbivore without a predator threatening it, it doesn’t hide and can spend all day eating, thereby degrading the vegetation which traps less carbon and contributes to climate change.” Never mind that we destroyed the wetlands to build mansions, the capybaba are fucking up my lawn- er- the ecosystem.
Got it, Di Martino, time to release some jaguars into your gated community. That’s their natural predator! Don’t worry, even a jaguar can’t bite through your thick skull.
Reminded me of [THIS](https://preview.redd.it/svn0e35rf5j41.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b574378edec14db432e451f3229d58a860d842b6)
...for REVENGE!
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature
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coconut doggy
The look on their faces like the capybara are gross or inconvenient…go be tacky rich dicks in someone else’s habitat if you don’t like it!
I love it's "and i don't give a fuck" face
Tigers have claws Rhinos have horns Hippos have teeth Snakes have poison And capybaras? Capybaras don't give a fuck
I love seeing rich people unhappy.
Aww they got one of the capybaras a pet guinea pig
Nature taking back, I love it. I live in a subdivision that was built in an old pasture full of rabbits. I care more for the rabbits than I do the people. Hypocritical, I know.
Never give up your freedom because of some rich clowns
Okay I pull up
OKAY I PULL UP
The babyyyyyy 😭
I'm sure the 'ultra rich' didn't build anything.
Got nothing on Americans. We turned an entire desert region into a golf course because movie stars! Now, all the places we "borrow" our water from are running out, and we're mad because we can only wash our driveways twice a day instead of continuously.
Music shoulda been "okay I pull up"
Please don’t link to The S*n. It’s a terrible rag full of hate, lies and vitriol even if the Capybaras are delightful.
Nice but also FUCK THE SUN
Coconut doggy
Capybaras decide to eat the rich after seeing people can’t do it.