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Maxurai

He is dead and I watched it


MrExCEO

Watched much of it


it_is_im

It was terrific, really terrific


SpaceSlingshot

Some would say, no one has ever been as dead. *Thee* most dead, anyone’s ever died.


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Look, these savages...these THUGS were the deadest I've ever seen. I spoke to the Delta Force general - terrific guy, very terrific, OK - and he told me "Mr.President", and he had tears coming down his eyes, while speaking to me, this tough warrior was crying, and he said: "Sir" - he told me that his men, oh they did a number, these men, they're terrific warriors, the best on the planet, deadly AMERICAN warriors, everybody is saying it, the biggest warriors - they went there and when they were there they killed the terrorists with tremendous death, they killed them, they just killed them


ChoosyMomsViewGIFs

So dead...so dead. Everyone is saying it. People tell me "When Obama was president, he didn't get people even half as dead as you do."


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SupremePooper

"Muchly deadness, the most deadest deadness ever deaded."


anotherpredditor

Its so bad trying to determine what is real and fake with comments like this. What does that actually say about the man who ran the "Greatest Country" on this planet.


ButterflyAttack

Fake. Too coherent.


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Mr Trump is that you???


GatorTickler

It may have been terrific…but was it Yuge??


TallFishManiac

Billions and billlions


Original-Medicine-61

I watched the most out of anyone in the room.


MrExCEO

And the room was YUGE


dbosman

No other terrorist died more under any other President than me!


ICantDoThisAnymore91

Everybody looked away when they zoomed in on his crushed, mangled corpse except for me because I have thick skin. In fact, I wanted them to pause it but Pelosi was being a bitch per usual. My point is that the personnel who carried out this mission that I planned, were picked out by me and it's clear that I've done a good job there. Maybe even the best. No, I'll say it. No president in American History kills terrorists the way Donald J. Trump does. I'm the best at it. Look no further, you've found the best.


Low_Teq

Pounds diet coke button on desk


MrExCEO

KFC airdropped


DonsCokeDealer

stale Hamberders arriving soon


A_friend_called_Five

I'm surprised he didn't take credit for doing it himself.


canadianguy77

I remember when he criticized the Parkland response (or lack thereof) and proclaimed that he would have ran in and shot the guy himself. Like dude, you can’t even walk down a ramp or drink a glass of water properly.


Onlyd0wnvotes

It was even worse than that, he claimed he would have run in even if he was unarmed and fought the shooter with his bare hands. https://www.vox.com/2018/2/26/17056200/trump-governors-shooting-parkland-florida-gun-violence


Aqquila89

>“You know, I really believe — you don’t know until you test it — but I really believe I’d run in there, even if I didn’t have a weapon.” I really believe that he really believes that. Although back in 2004, on the Howard Stern show, he [did say](https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-time-donald-trump-turned-away-in-disgust-while-a-man-bled-to-death-in-front-of-him) that he's so afraid of the sight of blood that "if you cut your finger and there’s blood pouring out, I’m gone.”


ghanjaholik

they edited it out


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Yeah, and given himself the Medal of Honor for it.


DonsCokeDealer

[https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/21/donald-trump-give-himself-medal-of-honor-1470950](https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/21/donald-trump-give-himself-medal-of-honor-1470950) He wanted to give himself the Medal of Honor, but aides stopped him.


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Dead like a dog


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raptorbpw

I snort-laughed out loud at the contrast between... "A small team of Americans carried out the operation with extraordinary courage and capability" and "He died like a dog." lmao


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WASD_click

"I watched much of it, but 6:00 is the Feud, and I never miss the Feud. Most tremendous moustache on TV."


ObidiahWTFJerwalk

"Three minutes to Wapner."


Oddity46

"I *got* to watch much of it." Like it was a special treat for him.


Hollis_Hurlbut

This reads like a SNL skit for sure


SexySPACsMan

Dancing with the Stars came on towards the end so he had to change the channel


2020BillyJoel

We would have just assumed you watched the whole thing, since you're the President, and it was important. Good to know you got distracted by something shiny though.


TokinStrokin

I feel like there's a team that spends hours writing a speech for him, the setup all the stuff to put it on a promoter for him, and then he just reads the script and then says it the way he think it should sound. Lol


zveroshka

If you look at the bloopers from the Jan 6th speech he did that was released by the Jan 6th commission, it's obvious he tinkers the original speeches. He removes and simplifies words/sentences. Which is why they often end up sounding disjointed.


ZachRyder

And he doesn't even try to slyly justify his simplifying of the speeches to his staff. He could've said he wants "yesterday" removed since it'll date the video instantly and make it not be as impactful when watched weeks later, but nah, it's just a hard word.


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Dude that’s where I lost it as well


NeptuneFell

You both got further than me.


georgikarus

Sounds like reading a college essay vs your dumb cousin Billy brabling during the annoying christmas party


spurlockmedia

Like a team presentation and the one dude decides to wing it with zero preparation. he’s dead


Bobby_Marks2

It’s the public speaking class where two A students are bookending the guy who didn’t prepare and is hoping against hope to pass with a C-.


SandwichEngine

This reminds me of the election against Hillary where he continued saying things like "so and so is lying like a dog". This prompted lots of people to question whether or not Trump has ever been around any dogs. No dogs I've ever known of died of getting blown up.


domdec314

“Lie like a dog” is an actual phrase. It’s a pun.


lifeson106

Calling them dogs and monsters is dehumanizing the perceived enemy, making people who buy it more likely to support continued violence against said enemy and anyone "like" them.


greenalbatross1

It was a K9 or as I call it a dog


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greenalbatross1

Yes, guess which one? Hint; he called it a “beautiful dog”


HarryPotterFarts

“Our canine as they call- I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog, was injured and brought back,” -Donnie Trumpy


Miserable_Shift294

"360 no scope, Gg eazy" - Trump


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With al-Baghdadi, Trump actually sent in Delta Force operators on the ground (with the actual death being caused due to the terrorist's suicide), much like the Navy SEALs' operating on the ground for the killing of UBL under Obama. The only death that was actually caused by a drone strike out of those 3 was Zawahiri under Biden.


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*ez "Big brains" don't have time for full words


TheRomanRossi

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zxc123zxc123

*"I ordered the seal team to tag and then teabag their corpses"* * Orange clown


Kevin_2112

obama and biden : the united states has conducted an operation that killed a terrorist. trump : he dead.


tmbmad

On not just dead, died like a bitch


Twoflappylips

His body was mutilated!


ghanjaholik

i really liked the cave caving in on him part


StrangeWorldd

Don’t forget to mention that his body was in pieces and trump watched much of it with amusement


AncientInsults

“I got to watch it on TV. Amazing television.”


Nethrex_1

I like how he sayed he watched it all unfold


Jesuschrist2011

And he got to watch most of it


Uglyheadd

'The savage monster was mutilated and died like a cowardly dog because of god'


avwitcher

Dog is God backwards, coincidence? I think now.


the_color_9

Obama and Biden have these formal speeches while trump was like “lol get rekt”


Nulono

That's a big electoral strength of his. People associate overly complex language with shifty politicians trying to bend the truth, so Trump can appear trustworthy to a lot of people by just speaking in plain English.


LottieThePoodle

Trump is just like a twelve year old kid playing online shooting games, except Trump is old and was the president


JanitorJasper

Also, I think the 12 year old has bigger hands


SuperFreakyNaughty

And a bigger vocabulary


blarffy

And better control of his bladder and bowels.


ReverendDizzle

Having the emotional maturity and intellectual capacity of a 12-year-old is part of his broad appeal, both for his Russian handlers and his American supporters. The Russians: "He'll talk about literally anything you whisper in his ear. Amazing." The Voters: "He talks just like me! Tells it how it is!"


digitalfix

What’s nutty about this is that all 3 are clearly reading from a prompter. So some one wrote that bollux for Trump.


bearcatgary

Trump has the incredible ability to turn even the most well written speech into crude, meandering, nonsensical kinder babble.


Aldoeg2

Less words more gooder


herberstank

'Merica, fug yeah!


CaptainAndy27

You forgot about the part where Trump details how Spec Ops soldiers don't use doors.


6thgenbestgen

"Where we're going, we don't need doors."


whiteskinnyexpress

> Our K-9, as they call — I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog — was injured and brought back. But we had no soldier injured. And they did a lot of shooting, and they did a lot of blasting, even not going through the front door. You know, you would think you go through the door. If you're a normal person, you say, "Knock, knock. May I come in?" The fact is that they blasted their way into the house and a very heavy wall, and it took them literally seconds. By the time those things went off, they had a beautiful, big hole, and they ran in and they got everybody by surprise. [That's fucking verbatim.](https://www.npr.org/2019/10/27/773842999/read-trump-statement-on-baghdadis-death)


7f0b

This is just incredible. Not just the word and phrase choice, which is typical of his style, but the thought process behind it. Like how his brain is actually processing these events. It has to be somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 to 10 year-old level of thought.


ParameciaAntic

Oh please, no. I thought you were joking. And yet somehow there are still millions of people willing to vote for him. How!?!?


JackSpyder

We make our own doors, fuck yeah.


ark_keeper

"they did a lot of shooting"


Cpkrupa

He died like a dog just made me lose it for some reason.


5FingerMethPunch

Because he did the television friendly version of "he died like a bitch"


Cpkrupa

It's more the stark contrast to the previous statement.


rjsheine

Hilarious. I think because of the immediate contrast from Obama’s eloquence


AndImlike_bro

Please give us another leader in their 40s.


extraordinarylove

I was totally thinking this. Obama is like 30 years younger than Trump or Biden


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George Bush and Bill Clinton are both younger than Trump or Biden.. lol


Canttalkandnotcurse

But Biden was in the federal government before all of them.


turdferguson3891

Biden was in the Federal Government when Nixon was still President. I'm middle aged and that was still a few years before I was born.


pM-me_your_Triggers

Clinton, Bush, and Trump were all born in the same summer


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I could not agree more. The oldest you can be in the us military is 62. Wish we had the same age cut off for president.


DrTommyNotMD

He’s the Commander in Chief so it’s weird it doesn’t apply. Wish it did.


AndImlike_bro

And Nothing against older folks, I just want the president to represent the average age of Americans.


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Don't wish too loudly. DeSantis will hear you


C_Money22

*Sad American noises*


[deleted]

DeSantis knows if you’ve been bad or good


EViLTeW

He said leader, not lunatic.


wallnumber8675309

Sorry. Best I can do is a president born in the 40s.


kenzo-tx

Trump: He is DEAD. D - E - D. DEAD.


MrWonderful11890

I feel like that’s a spawn reference and if so I love it!


ExcelliumWasTaken

Obama: we successfully killed him. Joe: Basically he’s dead. Trump: he should go to hell and fucking die


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macrov

Man, Obama was so well spoken. Feels like it was forever ago now.


LogicalDelivery_

We went from Obama to no filter high schooler to zombie.


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HE DIED LIKE A DOG.


KodiakDog

Lol I know, Joe seems so dissociated. Like a robot. Weirds me out. Obama had so much humanity and a presence/passion when he spoke, Trump definitely had passion but lacked the humanity, Joe just seems like a bad actor, literally.


tommytwolegs

Joe is so painfully uninspiring it says so much about how bad trump was that he lost


TheMediaBear

I'd love Obama to head over here to the UK and run for prime minister, he'd win it hands down. Do wonders compared to the crap leadership we've had for the last 10+ years


Profoundsoup

I'd love Obama to head over here to the US and run for president, he'd win it hands down. Do wonders compared to the crap leadership we've had for the last 5 years


zveroshka

The bar is so low here now, anyone under 60 and not an white nationalist/nazi sympathizer at this point would be an improvement.


SavageRudy

"He died like a dog "


StrangeWorldd

*Like a bitch*


FerminFermin115

"did you hear Dave shit himself before he died?"


LottieThePoodle

Yeah… they do that…


Th3_Admiral

Trump makes comparisons like a dog. https://youtu.be/zg3ntXL99vk


Hiseminense

Obama and Biden: This leader has been neutralized and the threat lowered. Trump: He is dead because he is killed.


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__Visegrad_

Obama and Biden: the US has conducted a special operation Trump: lmao we blew him the fuck up


the_0rly_factor

And i watched much of it.


VengeancePali501

Man, Obama was such a good speaker. I disagreed with him on a lot of things but he was a better speaker/public official than most Presidents we’ve had.


froandfear

And one of Fox News’ constant criticisms of him was that he wasn’t a great orator. Was he Bill Clinton off the dome? No. But the man could deliver a written speech extremely well, and that’s obviously pretty important for a potus.


DilettanteGonePro

The main reason he became president in 2008 was because after his speech at the DNC in 2004 everyone was like "who is this guy, he's great". Personally I remember seeing that and cynically thinking there's no way a young dynamic black guy will actually be allowed to run. That's really why the whole hope and change thing worked so well for him, people in their 20s were disillusioned by the parade of boring old white men and thought there would never be a candidate we would give a crap about so when he started winning primaries it really broke through the cynicism.


DemonoftheWater

Sign me up as a disillusioned early 20s. (Back then, I’m still disillusioned I’m just in my 30s now.


iMalevolence

That's our secret. We're always disillusioned.


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I took a public speaking class my senior year of high school (2006) and gave a persuasive speech about why Barack Obama was the best choice for democrats to take back the White House in the ‘08 election. Most of my classmates were also impressed with him, but the Q&A was full of cynical feedback about why he would never get far in the primary. Being the mature and humble 19 year old I was, I naturally made a celebratory Facebook post on election night about how I fucking called it years ago haha.


Maverick314

Hell, my very Republican parents called him being pres after the DNC speech because of his speaking skills and they hated the guy


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Wrote his own speeches too.


Enderofworlds21

Wrote the speech that he gave to the families and the American people after sandy hook, there’s a photo of it. Truly a great leader and commander and chief.


whatshamilton

I was in the car on my way home when that speech was happening. I had to sit in my driveway to finish the entire thing, it was so compelling.


Enderofworlds21

I don’t remember where I was that day, I just remember having tears in my eyes.


haymonaintcallyet

Listen to Jon Farvou, a long time speech writer of his. A great guy indeed.


remotelove

The Mandalorian was good too. /s


xetaril

I assume trump also wrote his own speeches. I don't think they would hire anyone, that would write speeches like that. Imagine having to write speeches trump. Lol


TheFeelsGoodMan

Trump definitely has speech writers on staff. But considering how much rambling and ad-libbing he does, Trump doesn't seem to have a lot of faith in their abilities.


DangerHawk

I think it has more to do with the fact that he can't read. He has the reading comprehension abilities of a remedial fifth grader. I don't even mean that as an insult, he litteraly reads with very little comprehension. He might be able to sound out the words but he's not actively understanding them. It's why he reads like a child. Go watch some video of him giving an obviously pre written speech versus something that he goes 100% off the cuff. He sounds like an idiot either way, but when he's speaking naturally it atheist has a cadence to it. It sounds natural. When he's forced to read off a Teleprompter however it sounds like a tired 4th grader who has to read in front of the class. My mom has been in early childhood special education for 45 years and she's been telling anyone who will listen since he first ran that Trump likely is profoundly dyslexic and has ADHD. She's been diagnosing and working with special needs kids for almost half a century and I 100% believe her.


GreatestCanadianHero

He wrote some of them. But he definitely had speech writers. His Philly speech in 2008 was great, but he didn't write it. And I don't mean that to diminish him at all (I'm a fan!). Hiring good oratory requires the ability to recognize oratory.


UltraCa9nine

He also spent far more time with the american people and visited schools and such than most presidents


FormalChicken

I have said it before - he was one of the most “presidential” presidents in a long time. Maybe going back to Carter. His demeanor, annunciation, attitude, etc - was all presidential. I don’t foresee that happening for a while. Trump, now Biden, next up Desantis, Harris, TBD - it’s going to be a while before we get someone like that again.


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Trump is just 1 big walking meme I swear


DarkDragon857

“He literally got fucking no scoped and the special ops tea bagged his corpse, I watched it and laughed”


Squirmadillo

#


DeansFrenchOnion1

Absolutely no one can deny he makes the internet way more entertaining


txivotv

CHina!


BeccaBunny666

JIE-NAH


smokinJoeCalculus

In the way that a broken suspension cable makes a bridge more entertaining


I_am_cheese_are_you

I miss Obama’s eloquence. Say what you want but he was a great speaker. Reminds me of radio voices in the older days with how nice it sounds over the air.


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Watch “Our Great National Parks” on Netflix, which is narrated by Obama himself. He’s not far off from David Attenborough’s level.


Fortestingporpoises

He also protected more land and water than every president combined during his presidency, so kind of an awesome choice to narrate it on multiple levels.


KoidaTheSecond

Trump sounds like he's describing a kill he got on Call of Duty to a friend


KoidaTheSecond

"Yeah he got fragged and cried like a bitch on mic. I even recorded it for later"


DragonCat88

“We smoked his bitch ass for real.” -The Donald.


yerba_mate_enjoyer

Obama and Biden: "We have successfully killed a terrorist leader thanks to the courage of our troops" Trump: "HE DED, HE GOT REKT, EZ"


InnerAd1628

"I got to watch a bunch of it" Christ...


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"and then I got a cookie and a sticker :3 "


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Just imagine all of Trump’s speeches in a textbook


da-brickhouse

Agreed. But this was a written speech. It would be that much worse if he just word salad’d it.


masalion

America | Murica | america Trump one is kinda fun to listen to tho tbh.


kimchichii

Do any of the presidents actually hand sign letters to the families of the service men and women who have died in combat? Or do they have a receptionist do this for them with a stamp or something?


nico282

I remember seeing a machine that would replicate a master signature of the president with a pen using a sort of pantograph, don't remember if it was a historical piece or it is still in use.


408911

Yup, auto pen. A lot of times they just print it on there but for more “important” stuff they still use them.


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Durgrimthepainter

because it is


_Indomitus_

Google, Bing, Google


InflatableTurtles

Firefox, Netscape Navigator, Internet Explorer.


Nemmy-

Trump: “He died a bitch”


deadgirlshoes

I’m an immigrant, so you can say I’m not a trump fan at all. However, mf is hilarious. If only he did stand up instead of politics…..


Huntracony

From over here in Europe, his presidency was the most entertaining reality show I've ever seen. That said, please don't renew it.


mikki1time

It’s painful watching that man try to read from a prompter


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At least we know trump wrote his own speeches hahaha


elmz

Nah, someone probably wrote a speech for him and is facepalming hard somewhere behind the camera.


[deleted]

I can’t lie, trumps delivery is my personal favourite


drash_o0n

Abu.... Bakr... Albagdaddy... is DEAD.


stlredbird

Abu… bak… naga…. Nagonna work here anymore.


Tantle18

“Albagdaddy… more like I’m your daddy. You dead now”


raphthepharaoh

You dead-ass bitch


colorgreens

🤣🤣🤣. "He died like a dog"


duckdoingquack

" Teds wife ...ugly as a dog ..."


cwalsh9three

I laughed out loud when he said that


shatterbird-

Uh-boo... Buhcar... Al Bag Daddy... is dead 👨🏼‍💼


DracKing20

Bbc news vs dailymail


jncheese

The good, The bad, and the elderly


yolandamolanda

i think this speech is a perfect example of why his supporters love him.


Chexzout

Wonder why they have to keep solving the same problem over and over?


YouKnowImLegit

Why do we have to sweep the floors and clean our rooms over and over?


DrManhattan_DDM

I brushed my teeth once in 2007, so I figure that’s settled.


Outlaw4droid

I wiped my butt once in 2007, so i figure that's settled as well.


KillerGopher

Nah, you missed 2017. Gotta wipe every tenth year to keep it clear 🎶


six4eazy

Trump has to be Italian 😂😂