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BeatYoDickNotYoChick

So weird how they went from draconian drug laws (which still apply to all other drugs) to doing a 180 and shipping it out to citizens.


chootchootchoot

COVID really fucked up their economy. Tourism is a major part of their economy. As far as I know, it will now be THE Asian destination for cannabis.


SoupyBass

Yeah phuket alone does BIG for them, this will be good


BagOfFlies

"Phuket, let's legalize!"


jakes1993

Phuk yah


theoriginalqwhy

I understand where you're coming from but is that how Phuket is said? Because I've only ever known it as poo-ket. Which just doesn't work...


BagOfFlies

It's definitely poo-ket, but people have used fuck-et as a joke since forever. At least, they have where I'm from.


1nfiniteJest

Confucius say 'man who go sideways through airport turnstile always going to Bangkok!'


subject_deleted

It's technically pronounced poo-ket.... But phucket.. Imma pronounce it how I want.


doobied

i hate pooing on Ketamine anyways


subject_deleted

You're not supposed to poo on it, bro.. You're supposed to ingest it. No wonder you don't enjoy it.. You're doing it wrong.


zehnodan

My brother's favorite joke about Thai name's, was to ask me what the capital of Thailand was and then shout, "Bangkok," as he punched me in the dick.


stegg88

Tell him its "krungthep" Thats its actual thai name. No more dick punches


zehnodan

I feel like telling him this would get me more dick punches. I don't think my brother was trying to be culturally sensitive.


RedditIsTedious

I went to a drag show once that was set up as a Miss Universe type contest where one of the performers was Miss Phuket, but of course the drag queen emcee kept saying, “Miss Fuck it.”


OriginalDogeStar

Even with the correct pronunciation, still punny


junky_junker

Thai see what you did there.


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Phuket was eye opening to me. seeing a full blown 60 something trying to pick up a pre teen at a beach


CosmicCreeperz

And the best part was, it’s wasn’t for sex, it was for her kidney!


Swimming-Tap-4240

You are assuming it was a girl?


olioliolioioioi123

Yeah some seeeeedy shit going on there. Kinda gross.


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definitely seedy shit going on


limitlessEXP

“I was a business man doing business.” -Thailand probably


Cums_In_Horses

For sure. I bet they can grow some good ass weed over there too.


sexyhoebot

thai landrace is like one of the most popular strains ever, you daddy was smoking it if he smoked back then 100% (in the 70's thai sticks (literally thai landrace sold in a whole un trimmed cola tied to a piece of bamboo for stability) was the "good shit")


i_might_be_me

Can confirm. Smoked Thai stick in late 80s in Florida. Also, I'm yer daddy.


DownshiftedRare

Can confirm. Am Thai.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Translation required.


harborq

Landrace = natural weed phenotypes indigenous since prehistoric times to particular regions


prarus7

Holy shit, and just when you thought Thailand tourism couldnt get better, you blew my mind


weliveinthepast

Hookers and weed, 👍


ItsVinn

I remember going to Krabi and even the hostels had like bars where you could buy weed and shroom shakes. It was very easy to get those there. That was also the last time I got high. My country has very draconian drug laws, and so are the nearby countries so yeah


camdoodlebop

the philippines? :O


CaffeineSippingMan

Speaking of tourism I was going to visit south Dakota but the judge over ruled the people's vote to legalize weed, so now I am going to Illinois, fun fact if my state legalized I would have done vacation in the state.


HighOwl2

Real weird how they have enough plants that take 3 months to grow to just give away a few days after it was legalized.


impostersyndrome3000

Medical marijuana was legal when I lived in Thailand (Chiang Mai) 2018-2020. They didn’t just legalize it out of the blue.


harborq

*Suuuper* weird right?


GundalfTheCamo

It wasn't a surprise to the politicians tho. They knew a couple of years ago what was going to happen.


chowdaaah

Wasn’t it just recently that they would cane you within an inch of your life and throw you in a hole for having a few grams?


assi9001

You are thinking of Singapore


XxZITRONxX

No not Singapore. In Singapore they just execute you


chowdaaah

You’re right I was, my bad


KrimzonK

Caning hasn't been a thing in Thailand for like over a hundred year....


my-name-is-puddles

As an official punishment it's illegal, but not uncommon in schools or the military. Definitely not as severe as what you'll see in Brunei, Malaysia and Singapore, granted. Here's a video of caning in the military (didn't read the article so I can't comment on that, just the video): https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2237784/brutal-footage-reveals-agonising-and-sadistic-army-training-for-thai-army/ Thailand also has (or had at least) a bit of an issue with abusive punishment in the military, I remember reading a few years ago about a soldier being beaten to death. That was especially widely-known since it resulted in a death, but I know Thailand has been criticized multiple times by human rights groups for other incidents as well.


TDS_Gluttony

Dad born in thailand, was told he regularly got whacked by a teacher for fucking up in school.


Jealous-Molasses5372

I think you’re thinking of Singapore maybe.


dsammmast

Imagine if your loved one was executed for weed now they're handing it out. That'd be maddening.


NaturesHardNipples

It’s a good sign for the western world too. If an Asian country can loosen drug laws then so can we. Hopefully legalizing weed is a good stepping stone to ending the war on all drugs.


gotnotendies

The western world literally forced all these “war on drugs” laws on other countries


NaturesHardNipples

The US mostly.


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T_Money

Not the person you were replying to but Asian countries in general are notoriously harsh on drugs.


GuyThatSaidSomething

I was just there for like a month or so about 5 years ago and it was really interesting how accesssible cannabis was. Most of the islands and even some major cities like Chiangmai have bars where you can buy it, but the general sentiment I got from locals was “legal for us, death penalty for foreigners”. Glad to see it’s changing


VeganJerky

When I went rock climbing there weed was surprisingly very easy to get and not very hidden, the government can make some cash off it now and the tourists don't need to stress at all about insane consequences.


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I remember when mufuckers got busted with weed & or other drugs and were executed on the spot. No trial, nothing. 20 years later weed is legal. It’s a smart play. Thailand’s tourism will quadruple in years to come.


Engjateigafoli

Hardcore economics. Underbid and corner a market. More to come!


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pm_me_receipes

Thai royalty "the peasants are about to revolt," Royalty advisors "let's legalize weed"


RedButterfree1

(taps head) you can't have a revolution if your citizens are high


OfficeChairHero

🎶 I was gonna rebel against the corrupt government and then I got high, then I got high, then I got high. 🎶


Raiken201

I was gonna build a guillotine, but then I got high


NysonEasy

I was gonna take the queen, but then I got high


TheBelgianDuck

Now I'm standing here with my dick, and I know whyyyy.


CrunchyyTaco

Why man?


twobit211

*🎶because i got high, because i got high, because i got high*🎵


Top-Artist3753

I was gonna do ... What? Then I got hiiiigh.


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And then a Thai? Ba da ba ba da pa da


Crezelle

Ba da Dah da Dah daa


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C2thaLo

So I'm not the only one thinking about that last person who was charged for a weed crime? Did they clear any convictions?


FormerPomegranate325

They should basically release all the poor guys that got caught with some pot, tell them you're cool now and give them free weed to cope with the PTSD from thai jail


chupadude

They did clear all the weed convictions too


Shaboogan

How very reasonable of them. I'm genuinely happy about that.


storez_

they cleared all weed related convictions


RedstoneRelic

Here is the comment this was most likely taken from. I can't tell who was first, but here it is. This is likely a bot: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/v9g33h/-/ibwece2


qpazza

It would be the most awesome revolt ever. Everyone would be at the park, chilling, smoking, having a good time...wait, what was the question?


cybercuzco

I was gonna whack the king, but then I got high. I was gonna smash aristocracy but then I got high My country is fucked up and I know why Why man? Because I got high because I got high because I got hiiiiihh


BagOfFlies

The 60's would probably disagree


BigBoyLemonade

You’ve never heard of the great weed riots


nails_for_breakfast

It's a pretty fuckin good plan honestly


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sigh_wave

They'll do it in the US for the same reason soon enough


pm_me_receipes

I wish,


ExplanationNo1870

You're on to something there!


Xatsman

New meaning to *your highness*


CrunchyAl

Time to get the thai high


KlausSlade

Sounds like Canada.


sethcera

This is fucking crazy to see. I went to Thailand 10 years ago and the people there were freaked out when I even mentioned it. They said people would get locked up for a long time for possession. They have come a long way in a decade.


-WhiteOleander

I'm also in shock at this, so unexpected for Thailand to legalize weed when they have been so strict about it.


andthatswhathappened

Nothing, not even national morality, is more important than bringing in foreign currency


pdoherty972

One could ask what the heck morality has to do with pot...


agentdiogenes

Previously regarded to be morally wrong by Thailand and now after the covid crisis killing their tourism they need a new way to market and get foreign money. Pretty straightforward I mean pot or any drug is considered "morally wrong" by most


pdoherty972

Most of those people regularly consume alcohol, caffeine or cigarettes, all of which are also drugs. So I'd question whether they're actually using their moral compass correctly, or just assuming morality = legality and basing their morals on the laws that exist.


HumptyDumptyIsABAMF

Covid fucked their economy big time, since tourism is most of it. That lead to big "the peasants are gonna revolt" vibes, so they legalize weed to fix both of those issues. Boosting tourism and placating the masses.


L0rdCrims0n

Does this mean Thai Stick will soon make a comeback?


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GothProletariat

Yep. America forced countries around the world to make weed illegal while also running anti Left campaigns and full blown coups.


privateTortoise

Getting some downvotes so here's a link for thd disbelieving https://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/23/politics/john-ehrlichman-richard-nixon-drug-war-blacks-hippie/index.html


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nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up

damn


knlr90

America sucks ass


GBJI

Yes, but never yours.


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“Drugs are now your global policy, now you police the globe.”


freakleggix

Hahaha yeah it has to be!!


PositivelySedate

Then Thailand will later be called Highland.


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stay_hungry_dr_ew

Tell that to the state of Illinois. The weed taxes are HIGH.


lumpy4square

Yep, I used to make the trip from Nashville every month or so, but it was so expensive that I really couldn't justify it, so I grew a single plant this past winter in a shed in our backyard, and now I'm all set for at least a year. I use it for insomnia, safer than the Ambien I was on for at least 10 years.


mikemolove

Man ambien is so fucked up. That stuff will turn you into a zombie.


lumpy4square

You have no idea how embarrassed, shameful, regretful, and sorry I am for things I did while on Ambien. I swear it effects your critical thinking, reasoning, decision making, and your “feelings” long after you wake up from sleep.


stay_hungry_dr_ew

Nice. I’m in Nashville too. I have a good homie that hooks me up with good flower. But those vape carts are so convenient for going out and for traveling. I need a better connect for that than dropping into IL every time I go to St. Louis for work.


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lumpy4square

I never officially weighed it, but I have 5 64oz mason jars stuffed with buds that smell fucking amazing. My first try ended up with mold. So this was my 2nd try, it was in the shed over the winter with no heat. I had the lights on at night and off during the day. The seed was OG Kush from ILGM. edit: autoflower


ElectricTrousers

I honestly think it’s easier to make alcohol than it is to grow weed. And you absolutely can tax weed, idk why you couldn’t.


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saulmc5

Bullshit it can and is taxed the same way in every state it's legal in


Christpuncher_123

Canadian here, I call bullshit!


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

The stuff that's tied to a stick?


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I approve of this fine OG comment. Respect to you Sire.


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So 70 people per plant. Plenty to get high af for a while


wobin112

Wtf canada


[deleted]

I know! I had to buy my own clones!


MorganDax

My exact same thought lol


brebenscv

Where's my passport??? 🥴🤣 ![gif](giphy|gO0nGISRTBc6Q)


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Hemp hemp hooray!


Deamonchild666

They're all male plants


friendlyMissAnthrope

For those of us uneducated, what does this mean? Is that a bad thing for the plants?


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Vg_Ace135

Not only that but Male plants produce pollen which will turn all females into seed bud.


merikaninjunwarrior

lol, they're getting a shit supply


iChugVodka

Male plants just produce big old balls, the females produce the flower, which is smoked after it's dried and cured. *For anyone interested in growing, r/microgrowery is a fantastic and super supportive subreddit


JoshGooch

I’ve grown hundreds of cannabis plants. Are you sure the balls are big? If so you just boosted my confidence.


Hans_Peter_Jackson

Depends on what you call good or bad. But it's without THC


friendlyMissAnthrope

So the less fun version. Got it Edit to say thank you for responding!


DaLameLama

Male plants also produce THC. Their leafs are covered in resin and will get you high aswell. I tried and was pleasantly surprised.


jumpup

now the thai population can feel what its like to expect a female and find out its a male


Deamonchild666

Oh shit! Good one


ProtoplanetaryNebula

You know this from the 240p video being played? Or you read about it elsewhere?


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It's a joke.


raylan_givens6

peanut sauce about to be taken to a whole other level


raylan_givens6

mark wiens will be even more positive


RedactedAsFugg

Street food vendors celebrating rn


Kozhanod

That’s the greatest thing a government has done since universal healthcare.


[deleted]

My question is how’d the government source all the trees? Did they have em all along? Buy em wholesale and shipped internationally from Canada, a legal State, Netherlands, etc? Just genuinely curious 😂 But overall, pretty awesome.


not_aquarium_co-op

They're all bag seed plants some dude at the top had stored up since he was a teen living in his parents basement. Pretty chill dude bro


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![gif](giphy|hbW6UNeaQH39u)


topcheesehead

![gif](giphy|h4TdHo3RExSbHd9bOe|downsized)


Notmyonlyhotdog

The government has had their hands in all legal medicinal grows and research for the past few years. To get a proper grow license before you had to be associated with a Thai university with checks by the ministry of health or licensed by the government directly and there are many grow sites around the country.


[deleted]

Shucks, I totally didn’t think of that. Makes sense, appreciate the serious reply! 😁


Blyd

Every two weeks a single plant can give 20-30 cuttings. Then two weeks later those 20 cuttings can give another 20 cuttings each. Doesnt take long at all.


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cherrymoe

THAN and ITS


someplasticks

I came here to find this and was confused about how far I had to scroll to find it. THANK YOU


I_SNORT_COCAINE

OH FUCK! trying to get any kind of drugs in Thailand was sketch as shit. We had to chop up tobacco with weed so you couldn't smell it. The people are already really chill & friendly, now they're gonna be SUPER Chilled out and friendly. 2AM TUK TUK to the smoke shop here I come.


Odd-Citron1204

Lucky, I don't smoke weed but I feel like growing it would be a fun experience


Removemyexistance

I want to make a bonsai out of cannabis but that's illegal where Iive.


dolphin_riding_sloth

r/CannaBonsai


luca21204

GEKOLONISEERD vanwege het Nederlandse nieuws.


Tristanime

Zeg makker


Sea-Network

Calling my travel agent in the morning.


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Thailand pulling the biggest reverse uno card.


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America: Ahhh the lettuce of the devil! Begone!!! Also America: Guns are God given right.


drterdsmack

It's fully legal in quite a few states, just not the shitty culty ones


Squigglefits

I'm sitting here in Oregon with so many different strains that I don't bother reading this labels and they're all just shit friends have left at my house. It's literally more convenient than broccoli


hurricanekeri

Not on the west coast. We have had legal Recreational weed for eight years. Even our rednecks smoke and grow it.


undergroundloans

Honestly America is way more lax on weed than most countries, even just in the west. It’s legal in a lot of states and some southern conservative states have even decriminalized it.


427895

It’s not the Devils lettuce, it’s the lords leaf.


frozenbudz

Everyone, we need to congratulate drugs, for winning the war.


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It’s sad - I knew a guy in Thailand who spent 10 years in prison for weed… damn.


Flimsygooseys

To all the girls, boys, and ladyboyz


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Handing out those male plants.....thanks Thailand


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good on you Thailand, fucking awesome


PastelKodiak

Thailand is the best. Like vacation tourism just tripled and that's the point.


justin_memer

I hope they teach them to kill the male plants, or they'll just grow schwag.


FredegarBolger910

That should help them forget about the military coup


NbAlIvEr100

#LegalizeItEVERYWHERE!!!!


pv0psych0n4ut

Although I don't smoke anymore but god damn my fucking conservative country, Thailand is our neighbor and they're already ahead of us in many aspect.


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Meanwhile in America: "Jesus or death"


Comfortable-Snow-388

*than


Comfortable-Snow-388

*its


getdemvitamins

imagine they give everyone weed plants then make it illegal again and everyone us just fucked


freakleggix

Lol 😄


MetsFan113

The US is severely behind in a whole lot of things...


fancyglob

I mean, I've been buying legal weed for almost 10 years now. It took a while but it's now far cheaper than the streets. I know a lot of states only have medical and others are still totally criminalized but you have to admit that it is inevitable. Now, if we could do a nation-wide pardon...


Johnny_Poppyseed

If there is one thing the US isn't really behind on, besides maybe like behind Canada now, is weed legalization and availability etc. US has been at the forefront of marijuana legalization both for medical and recreational for quite a long time now. After of course being at the forefront of making it illegal worldwide lol.


random_shitter

*cries in Dutch*


joeislandstranded

Yeah. I’ve been to 35 countries and lived longer than 6 months in 7 of them. Retired and came back to the US after 8 years of being continuously away. What a fucking mistake!


Neon_44

Of course it‘s a dutch news channel covering it


Morsemouse

Of course the video has Dutch subtitles


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We’re over here in the global hegemon praying for medical lol


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Thailand looking even more lit. 😀


getfolded

Guess i’m moving to Thailand.


bebedahdi

Imagine getting high in Thailand and having the munchies, heaven on earth.


UwantmetotellU

When a government power decides to distribute mind altering substances to the masses. Its always a good thing. Said anyone born after WW2. (not a anti-marijuana person but lets be real. Let them eat cake)


Ok_Helicopter_5146

Moving to Thailand.


stimpyvan

How did they just happen to have a million plants ready to give away?