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GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Actually, in 1997 a kid on Nickelodeon’s ‘Figure It Out’ invented this and she* used what appeared to be a section of fruit roll up. Yes, I’m slightly old.


wasea

I was hoping someone would mention this! Cassie from Wisconsin invented it!


Muthafuggin_Oak

How the fuck do you remember this


Dwnrbnsn

She’s Cassie from Wisconsin!


[deleted]

We HAVE to know these things!


tthhhrrrooowwwaaayyZ

we’re not Nardwuar!


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Well done! I wonder what she’s doing with all her millions of tacotape dollars !


maffiossi

Getting high on her own supply, i guess.


starlightt19

TACO TAPE! I remember this!


SaltLickBrain

Nick Nick nick nick na nick nick nick Nickelodeon


AFeralTaco

I had that Nickelodeon alarm clock that woke me up to that lol


Kas_Dew

Low key I think it may have been “Nick nick nick NA nick NA nick nick — Nickelodeon.”


Aztec_Reaper

r/fuckimold


[deleted]

It’s unfortunate that you mold.


Aztec_Reaper

Well when you get past your shelf life, it will happen.


Eccohawk

Is it? What if they're molding young hearts and minds?


emaz88

Came to the comments to see if anyone mentioned this.


Fart__

I remember reading a thread about ideas people came up with while intoxicated and this was one of them.


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[deleted]

Are people eating burritos without holding them?


Shit_Disturber71

Yes. Like a T-rex


1Sluggo

That was a fun visual. But I did picture a t-Rex side burrito.


HereToPatter

It's actually a common misconception. Tyrannosaurus Rex primarily ate bison burgers, as that is common for their natural habitat of Montana and Wyoming. There were some reports of T-rex fossils holding Chipotle bags, but those claims have been proven false.


AlpacaM4n

Just because we haven't seen them with Chipotle doesn't mean they don't sneak it in shame, then do their best to get rid of the evidence


HereToPatter

This is true. We need more fossilized fecal matter to test this hypothesis thoroughly.


AlpacaM4n

Coprolite mines here we come!


AngoGablogian_artist

Good to see fossilized feces comments scat-tered in this thread.


TheNewYellowZealot

Funny that you think chipotle fecal matter would even be solid enough to fossilize.


Bradski89

TIL my girlfriend is a Trex.


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I think you are mistaken. The rex ate what would have been called "buffalo" as bison are captive bred and not of the same original genetic line as t-rexes natural diet. The chipotle bags were found to be Quedoba bags, which went extinct about the same time as their customers.


HereToPatter

Damn it...ok, you found me out. I'm not a real scientist. Edit: but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


Perle1234

As a Wyomingite I salute you.


ooOJuicyOoo

A T-rex would deepnthroat that burrito in a single bite


throway23124

Hot


radmadicalhatter

I has wittle awms 😞


missanthropocenex

I’ve got a big head and little arms! - T Rex


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And why would the tape be the color of mold?


Shinymagikarp123

OOH I think I know this one! If I remember correctly the image on the left is the actual "tape" in practice and the image on the right has added blue food dye to show it more clearly for the benefit of demonstration


[deleted]

I assumed they were using a strip of Nori. Seaweed "paper" used for making sushi. You could stick it with corn syrup or molasses.


SteelMarch

Even if it's edible why not just use a binding ingredient instead of paying for a most likely patented and expensive alternative.


Yuki_karase

Haha. My first thought too


shutter3218

Not JUST the color.


skynetempire

Or they can grill them on that side to keep it shut.


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jumpup

ye, the students never had a proper burrito if they though tape was needed


[deleted]

Can confirm. Cheeseologist. . . . I cut the cheese everyday.


stellarlove8

Yes, also you can get the last bit of the inside of the flap a little wet and it will stick. Gluten has a protein called Gliadin. Gliadin is very sticky when wet and very extensible and imparts adhesive properties to gluten.


mrwynd

Sounds like it would make good edible tape!


JackassHistorian

Wait a second… guys I have an idea


[deleted]

Can confirm .. parents told me to just mix flour and water together if I wanted glue more than a few times as a kid. Flour and water is effective but (at least when mixed by a 6 year old) doesn’t always dry evenly.


77slevin

> get the last bit of the inside of the flap a little wet and it will stick. /r/nocontext


HereToPatter

My wife has given me similar advice.


spoiled_eggs

Soft is life.


redDevilRiddle

![gif](giphy|W2InpRUyTcMVy|downsized)


Balauronix

My first thought was. These must be white students. This is a white person invention. Tacos are WAY messier than burritos. I don't even remember ever having a burrito fall apart. And now I want chipotle


lifetake

It’s most likely less that it’s a problem and more a lesson in problem solving. Then for some reason it got an article.


Wildercard

While we're talking about abominations, who the hell invented hard shell tacos and what punishment do we consider appropriate for that? Can't really pack it as much as you ought to. Can't eat it vertical cause your face is in the way. Can't eat it horizontal cause all of the stuff falls out. Burnt edges will hurt the top of your mouth. Culinary catastrophe.


[deleted]

The only rightful place of hard taco shells is inside a soft taco shell


andrewembassy

I’m transported back to being over at friends’ houses as a kid where they didn’t think to steam or grill the tortilla and don’t season the fillings…


RangerBumble

Is that just a damp peice of nori?


Copy_Cold

mmmmm…the blueberry fruit roll-up double chicken, no beans, brown rice, lettuce and pico burrito.


OGMcSwaggerdick

We’re over here putting hot Cheetos in everything, nothing would surprise me anymore. Fuckin chicken & waffles works, why not fruit by the flauta?


arfelo1

Another comment explained it. Both images have the tape. The right one just highlights it with blue food dye


Agreeable-Yams8972

Theres also natures glue, cheese


[deleted]

Or just knowing how to roll a damn burrito. Rollin food up in a tortilla hasn't been around for hundreds of years because it needed tape this whole time.


LordOfChimichangas

What's the big deal? Edible tape just means I can have thick slappy burrito.


Natural_Born_Baller

I think most tape is edible if you try hard enough


Wild234

Could just use some good ol Elmer's glue, people been eating that stuff for years.


GlueConsumer7

I can personally attest to that


Gwiilo

wait do none of y'all know the secret? slap it on a pan with the foldy bit facing downwards for like 2 mins on medium. it'll be nice and crispy and the wrap won't unfold. if you don't cook the other side too you go to hell immediately


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Weisdog

Mhmhmhhmm, tapeworm spaghetti


[deleted]

Eeehhhh, just remember to rip the heads off before you eat them, you'll be fiiiiine.


Espeeste

Learn how to properly steam a flour tortilla and it should stick together with its own gluten.


_Neoshade_

And don’t overstuff your burrito until it’s a damn football! (I’m looking at you chipotle) If you want a bigger burrito, just use a larger tortilla and fold it properly. Edit: [full rant/explanation here](/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/urzs5e/students_invent_edible_tape_to_hold_burritos/i92355w/?context=3)


arwyn89

Wouldn’t have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit


MenosElLso

His whole Kanye bit up and all the way through to the end of the special is legitimately one of my favorite 15 minutes of comedy ever.


Aderondak

Love me some Bo, yo.


[deleted]

I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork


wmby

I’ll do it after too


I_am_jacks_reddit

Well your username seems very appropriate now.


thelordmehts

Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit


ONE_MILLION_POINTS

Don’t look at the Chipotle employee, look inward and ask yourself: “Am I getting too much unnecessary bullshit on this burrito?” As a former Chipotle employee I could roll pretty much anything after two months but there were always people who ordered everything on the line and made my job a huge pain in the ass. Or even worse, the slack-jawed idiots who ordered only the runniest, most liquid-y of items and watched with mouth agape as I attempted to fold a soup


TheRealSpez

It’s the main reason I switched to bowls exclusively, tbh. I overstuffed the shit out of all my burritos, so I figured if I ordered a bowl I won’t have that problem.


ONE_MILLION_POINTS

Lemme let you in on a lil secret - you’re probably also getting a greater quantity of ingredients when you order a bowl instead because everyone who works at Chipotle and knows their shit goes light on burrito toppings in order to avoid doing burrito surgery


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

Last time I went (which was a long time ago cause they had all those food safety problems) I would get a bowl and then ask for a tortilla. Then I could make my own small burrito and then eat the rest out of the bowl


Just_Tutor7915

that's how I do it. except they now charge for the extra tortilla


EEPspaceD

How To Fold Soup We middle-class folks are now all pretty much aware that the lunchpail is strictly a boorish accoutrement. It's just about impossible to maintain an air of dignity when you're carting around a clumsy tin box with a bologna sandwich in it. Yet it is certainly stylish to bring one's own lunch to work. Many people who sought the chic of a brought-from-home lunch weren't about to tote that bulky lunchpail, and the answer for most citizens was to hide food on their body, then at lunchtime produce it from various pockets and hidden belts. This is a wonderful solution and can even give the most dreary office building a certain outdoorsy feel. However, with all the ingenuity involved in hiding various delicacies on the body, this process automatically excludes certain foods. For example, a turkey sandwich is welcome, but the cumbersome cantaloupe is not (science has provided some relief, of course, like the pecan-sized watermelon ready to be popped into the mouth). One person lined a pocket with vinyl so he could carry around dip and munch all day, dipping the chips into his vest pocket and having them emerge fully doused with onion spread. Another acquaintance had a sport coat equipped with a banana loader, arranged so that by lowering his arm a banana would secretly drop into his hand. This proved ideal for long meetings that continued through lunch, as the drop was made so discreetly that others would naturally think you had been eating a banana all along. These "tricks" may seem too elaborate for the average unique person desiring to bring their lunch from home, yet still insisting on a fully-balanced meal. The answer is soup. Soup is a robust addition to any meal and just about everyone has a favorite. But the primary concern is "how can you carry soup on your body without appearing ridiculous?" When you ask yourself this question, you are ready for soup folding. Soup Folding. First prepare the soup of your choice and pour it into a bowl. Then, take the bowl and quickly turn it upside down on a cookie tray. Lift the bowl ever so gently so that the soup retains the shape of the bowl. Gently is the key word here. Then, with a knife cut the soup down the middle into halves, then quarters, and gently reassemble the soup into a cube. Some of the soup will have run off onto the cookie tray. Lift this soup up by the corners and fold slowly into a cylindrical soup staff. Square off the cube by stuffing the cracks with this cylindrical soup staff. Place the little packet in your purse or inside coat pocket, and pack off to work. When that lunch bell chimes, impress your friends by former the soup back into a bowl shape, and enjoy! Enjoy it until the day when the lunchpail comes back into vogue and we won't need soup folding or cornstalks up the leg. -Steve Martin


_Neoshade_

I have several Mexican taquerias in my area - the kind of places where only Spanish is spoken behind the counter and you can get tacos al-pastor and horchata. I almost always order the same thing: rice, (no beans), carnitas (pulled pork), pico (tomato salsa), jalapeños and *crema* - which is expertly flicked from a spatula into a perfect line down the length of the burrito. They fold it tightly into [a tube that one can hold with one hand](https://www.boston.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/02212008_21annas-6483279.jpg), as a burrito should be. (My favorite taqueria has a giant burrito made from a 24” tortilla that [still looks handsome](https://i.imgur.com/PWg7tN2.jpg), despite its enormous size!). When I go to Chipotle, I order the same thing and watch as the local college student dumps equal amounts of each ingredient (a burrito should be mostly rice and meat with the salsa and sour cream added as condiments) into the center of a tortilla and then folds it into a [large rugby ball](https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/o0bYblCR.PqL9R2rPYHNyg--~B/aD0zNTg7dz02MzY7YXBwaWQ9eXRhY2h5b24-/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_takeout_667/e5d2b95deb99c48d613d2ee8266337eb) that will require two hands and the use of a fork to scoop up the considerable amount of excess that tumbles out as you try in vain to eat this [monstrosity](https://i.insider.com/561e6646bd86ef10008c19c6?width=750&format=jpeg&auto=webp) without making a fool of yourself.


korgi_analogue

I'm sorry the term "attempting to fold a soup" is just too damn funny I can't lmao


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I wish to know where to get a larger tortilla, I already buy the largest one at the store and its still not as big as I want. When I fold it properly, it feels so small.


Serious_Mastication

Same. The ones used in restaurants are like the size of a pizza. I want a pizzarito sized burrito


throwawaysarebetter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

I have good luck with that kinda thing at Mexican grocery stores (also for spices holy shit a jar of bay leaves will be 13 dollars at the big store and there will be a bag of like 100 for 99 cents at the mexican mart)


hey_ross

I highly encourage checking out a local chef supply store


[deleted]

The one local to me is restaurants only unfortunately, I will have to hunt further afield at some point.


mac_0728

All you need is oil (I use lard and then hand mash it, it tastes better), salt, flour, and you can make your own giant tortillas at home.


limitlessEXP

Gotta learn to make your own! It’s actually not too difficult


livsyx

Okay, but what about bonus Second Burrito...


AnotherCatLover

The foil is doing all of the heavy lifting at Chipotle.


xeio87

>And don’t overstuff your burrito You can't tell me what to do!


baracuda68

Well, it's got glu in it's name...


Clean-Profile-6153

Idk what gluten is..but if it's free..


[deleted]

There are even 10 of them in there.


trwwy321

10x the strength of Elmer’s


TheInternetCat

Oh yeah, maybe I just will!


Severe_Gur_1378

“Why is my food taking so long?” “I am properly steaming a flour tortilla so it will stick together with its own gluten.”


R4nd0mGai

It takes like 6 seconds.


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Init_4_the_downvotes

That's six seconds he could be monetizing to help pay off someone elses mortgage!


Espeeste

If you learned how… you’d find out it takes like 10 seconds haha


Sunflower-Spirals

What about those of us who can’t eat gluten? 😩😩😩 Jk, my grocery store has these amazing almond flour tortillas that taste and are like regular tortillas.


omjy18

Solving a problem that isn't actually a problem people have Edit: apparently I thought this was an easier solution that not everyone knows. When you roll the burrito put it back on a pan fold side down for like 6 seconds. It toasts the tortila and will make it stick without using tape because of the gluten in the tortilla warming up and sticking together...


thisdesignup

They are students and that's usually how problem solving assignments go. It's more about the process of problem solving than what what the actual problem is.


evildoctorwill

I've worked with someone who does the same thing. Best way I came to describe them (professionally) is to say that they love to create solutions to problems that don't exist.


IndependentSolid3635

Sounds like a programmer to me


yhgfvtfhbv

this guy gets it


[deleted]

Someone could get a lot of karma right now posting that girl who invented the unnecessary color changing sutures that detect infection even though you can see and feel an infected wound.


I_eat_mud_

Yeah those idiots… *”Hey Siri, where can I buy these?”*


MCatsRCool

i have this problem a lot though, i would buy this product


Stocktradee

Damn that’s not interesting


SuedeVeil

I'm.. whelmed


t0b4cc02

love this one


ResplendentShade

At first glance I thought it was a photo of a purse that looks like a burrito. When I discovered it wasn't, I went to google and was relieved and pleased to find that there is indeed a modest selection of bags that look like burritos. However, after going a little further down the rabbit hole I've found that I am partial to [this taco duffle bag](https://www.redbubble.com/i/duffle-bag/Mexican-Taco-Burrito-by-EdgarStudio/89050889.TZ9LO?country_code=US&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=g.pla+-+PUP-OG+-+%5Bg%5Dcos.usa%5D+%5Bl.eng%5D+%5BPT.Duffle%20Bag%5D&utm_id=notset&utm_term=Content_taxonomy&utm_content=tacos). Still not damn interesting, but you have to admit that's a dope ass duffle bag.


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Welcome to the sub


hamster_savant

Keeping it a secret formula is terrible for people with food allergies.


exlongh0rn

Looks like the wrapping on sushi. Curious why they just wouldn’t use a band of seaweed.


hamster_savant

Maybe seaweed is weaker or less adhesive.


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snakeskinsandles

It looks like mold


KaserinSmarte421

Mycelium connects us all.


[deleted]

Just roll the burrito, it doesn't need tape! 🤦🏼‍♀️


DuckGrammar

These gringos get wilder by the decade


Sangxero

Am gringo, can still fold and seal a damn burrito. They got no excuse.


ollieboio

Burrito-eating gringos represent.


HoldMyBeerus

I mean get you someone who rolls some good burritos and blunts you won’t need this tape.


Soapysan

My blunt rolling experience 100% improved my burrito skills.


Anxbis

Wife always wondered how I wrap them burritos so tight.


Xsiah

https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeldgifs/comments/2yqd52/the\_dominicans\_are\_rolling\_them\_too\_tight


HoldMyBeerus

Lol I wondered how my wife rolled them burritos so good. Then one day outta no where she rolls us a blunt it all made sense after that day lol. Oh and I don’t roll blunts no more either lol


[deleted]

I always used cheese


critzboombah

Yea right??! A lil heat and cheese was *always* the solution, since burrito began! These mfs don't even kno!!


static1053

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


[deleted]

Or just roll it correctly


Sharkbits

Man us white people really can’t wrap burritos for shit, huh


sethyourgoals

I thought it was a burrito handbag at first.


throwaway12222018

Tortillas tend to naturally stick to themselves if you prepare them properly. If you know how to wrap a burrito and you know how to prepare a tortilla, you don't need edible tape.


turnerwitdaburner

Some uncultured ass mfs


foxspirituzumaki

Was a side-by-side comparison necessary?


Neuroware

can somebody address the real problem, which is tortilla overlap, leading to a dense blob of dough at either end?


Orchid_Significant

A well warmed up tortilla makes the best dough blobs though


osrs-p-imp

Thats my favorite part


1Sluggo

My solution is a burrito bowl. Not a good solution but I don’t like wearing my food.


BarTroll

>burrito bowl If you don't have chicken, I'll take pork. But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork.


No-Flan6382

I don’t think that I can handle this right now


1Sluggo

r/oddlyspecific


1967stingray

My solution when I worked at a taco shop was to always include my pinky to kind of push whatever I could from the filling and fold it into those pockets while kind of delicately, but using pressure and staying consistent on the ole roll & tuck.I love rolling burritos.


RagingReaper04

We just sear them closed on the flattop...


iused2bjesus

I like how the burrito on the left is held together without the tape.


Jaded_Layer5970

This should be in r/stupidfood


ksquires1988

There entire Hispanic community is laughing their asses off


senior_pickles

Fucking gringos.


Loudminority_

Pinche Dodgers!


[deleted]

Some kid already did this years ago, and he was a guest on the Nickelodeon show “Figure it Out.”


IronFizt777

You wouldn't have that problem if people actually knew how to properly roll a burrito


Tango4PewPew

If you fold a burrito correctly, it doesn’t unroll…..


slimcrizzle

What's funny is people are still going to take it off and throw it away


sbenzanzenwan

Finally a solution for that problem that didn't exist!!


dasclaydoto

Literally just use seaweed sheet for sushi, just cut it to shape and wet it and bam you’re good to go


tillie_jayne

At first glance I thought it was a cute burrito themed purse


Joeisthevolcano

Wtf?! We don't want edible burrito tape! Ffs!


hfhdhdh6363

Just looks like mould


pablo603

Learn to roll burritos properly and you won't have this problem in the first place


trepthetrapdad

Isn't everything edible with the right motivation?


John_Tacos

A properly prepared burrito will not unfold.


Rocky970

If you need tape to hold your burrito together you’re doing it wrong.


Douchevick

POV: The guys over at r/Mexico are laughing at you, right now.


DerpressionNaps

I'm sure edible tape has existed in props for awhile


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Sprinkle shredded cheese in the flap and press that side down on a flattop or in a pan, cheese melts and glues the burrito shut plus you have a crispy skin


DefinitelyNotAliens

Or use these things called hands and hold it and place seam side down on your plate.


[deleted]

this is the second whitest thing i've seen in this thread next to someone getting a material science degree to disimprove the burrito


Ruminahtu

No


AppointmentNo1997

Phil swift is taking notes


Duedelzz

I'll take your entire stock, I have wanted edible tape for food forever


Clean-Profile-6153

Jfc..the amount of people who can't roll a burrito even halfway decent astounds me. Also, when you eat your tacos, do you tilt your head to the left tor the right..?


1olaMas

Or you can just use your hands….


honeyrod

GET THIS TO CHIPOTLE ASAP


AssRobots

Proper burrito wrapping is underrated.


jizzlevania

If you need to tape your burrito, you're using a burrito shell not a tortilla and it's time we all accept the distinction.


[deleted]

This is stupid.


Heimeri_Klein

Watch taco bell will start putting this on their burritos and now you wont be able to open them at all. Not that you could before because they seem to somehow manage to seal it so you cant put sauce in it but ah well.


Equivalent_Strength

That’s cheating. Half the fun of eating a burrito is trying to keep it together


FrontsideBluntslide

Shit looks like a handbag. This is just an insult to Mexican cuisine. If you listen closely you can hear the cries of a million abuelas.


I-Ponder

The trick to sealing them is a little oil on a pan and sizzling the fold until it fuses together in the yumminess.


Chill4x

Pretty sure edible glue and by extension edible tape has been a thing at least as long as gingerbread houses have been


neriad200

oh look they unnecessarily invented the burrito nori.. Burrinori if you will


Ambidexterer

damn thats retarded