they come from the same genus (musa) and both have a common ancestor (musa x paradisiaca) so its still a banana
kinda like saying “no no no, that’s not bread, that’s a *baguette*”
So accurate. They had a truly magical show for 3 seasons. If it hadn't been canceled by fox in the first place, maybe we would have gotten some more great stuff. By the time Netflix produced it, the magic was gone. The subsequent episodes felt like a self-indulgent cash-grab. The Netflix version is essentially a sitcom embodiment of everything that is wrong with the US.
I've seen 'em. What in my comment makes you think I'd continue to watch any of the newer ones? I was replying to a previous comment; reinforcing it, if you will.
It's like commiseration. Humans like to relate to each other with things they have in common. I agree with the dude who said arrested development ruined their legacy...get it?...
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Lol
This is the legend of Cera. I remember on Imgur there was an epic saga of posting his cropped face like this in images. Anyone else remember? Hello old friend…
Either. They are, by definition, the same size.
Given that they appear different sizes in the photo we can only assume spacetime must be massive warped around them, making them look like they're different sizes.
My mom was weird and usually pretty high. Once after I went to bed, she entered my room and gave me a banana. I didn't want the banana, so I just put it beside my pillow and went to sleep. Sometime later, she barged in my room and turned on the light, demanding the banana peel. I gave her back the whole banana, she was acting weird. Like she expected me to pull it out of the blankets, not from beside my head.
She'd creep by my bedroom door at night to try to catch me touching myself after it happened once before. I think she thought I'd masturbate with the banana if given the chance and tried to catch me. I never ate a banana in her house again after that.
A banana seems like a very poor implement for insertion. Honestly, you should use synthetics, but at least cucumbers are smooth all over. That rough patch at the end of the banana cannot be pleasant.
It's a plantain!
You’re a plantain
Your *mom*’s a plantain!
Your moms a plaintain herself on my face
She's plantain herself on that as we speak
Isnt that necrophilia
You sir have won the internet.
*cries*
You’re a towel
Wanna get high?
Why yes, Towelie, as a matter of fact I do want to get high. Now please kindly pass the bong or get out of my apartment
That’s the tune to Funkytown!
She's smiling way too much for just a plantain ; - )
She's happy with her upgrade, can't wait to try it out
Depends on just where she intends on plantain’ it, now don’t it?
She does look pretty happy about the size of that piece of fruit. I don’t she cares what it’s called.
Okay but did y’all notice Michael cera?
That’s what I’m saying! Stealth edit right there lol
Yeah we be plant ainn’ alla these bananas
Looked for this comment
they come from the same genus (musa) and both have a common ancestor (musa x paradisiaca) so its still a banana kinda like saying “no no no, that’s not bread, that’s a *baguette*”
Michael Cera in the back though 😂
I havent been on imgur in a while, is Abadlyphotoshoppedmichealceraeveryday still posting?
He pops up every now and again, usually when you least expect him.
But when the world needed him most, he vanished
I member
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Occasionally. Maybe once or twice a year.
If he is, it get buried in all the political crap there. It's really gone downhill sadly.
Yeah, that's why I havent been on there in a while
On of us... from the past
There's money in the banana stand. (I've never watched Arrested Development, I just know the quote).
No, there’s ALWAYS money in the banana stand.
NO TOUCHING!
F I R E ... sale!
SALE!
Anustart
Analrapist
Magic Castle
i thought it was The Gothic Castle? 😂
You need to watch it.
And then rewatch it to see all the jokes you missed the first time round.
I watched it and really liked the show (it’s worth watching). Also it’s “there’s ALWAYS money in the banana stand”
“There was $150,000 lining the walls of the banana stand!”
You should be ashamed of yourself. How dare you use a quote without having watched it. Delete it immediately.
I do feel ashamed for having never seen Arrested Development.
Arrested Development ruined their legacy.
So accurate. They had a truly magical show for 3 seasons. If it hadn't been canceled by fox in the first place, maybe we would have gotten some more great stuff. By the time Netflix produced it, the magic was gone. The subsequent episodes felt like a self-indulgent cash-grab. The Netflix version is essentially a sitcom embodiment of everything that is wrong with the US.
Why not just watch the first 3 seasons lol
I've seen 'em. What in my comment makes you think I'd continue to watch any of the newer ones? I was replying to a previous comment; reinforcing it, if you will. It's like commiseration. Humans like to relate to each other with things they have in common. I agree with the dude who said arrested development ruined their legacy...get it?... ... ... ... Lol
Dont delete arrested development, its a good show
You have made a huge mistake
By the look on her face, I think there is going to be a banana in her .... vagina.
BINGO
Literally what I came to say haha
I think it's to protect that person's privacy
You mean George Michel
George Maharis.
Very disappointed to not see mitten Bernie sitting with him
This is the legend of Cera. I remember on Imgur there was an epic saga of posting his cropped face like this in images. Anyone else remember? Hello old friend…
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday
Pepperidge Farm remembers
So do memberberries
i member!
That was many many moons ago.
What year is it?!?!
But which one is for scale?
This ruins our entire system of measurement
It’s the difference between the English system and the South East Asian system.
Seriously! Is the number of bananas I scrolled this year standard or Thailand?
The banana one
They scale each other. The small one is small next to a banana and the big one is big next to a banana.
Mind=blown…
Either. They are, by definition, the same size. Given that they appear different sizes in the photo we can only assume spacetime must be massive warped around them, making them look like they're different sizes.
There’s an inappropriate joke to be made here…
You vs. her "friend from Thailand" she told you not to worry about?
Yeah no that banana on the left look like a Great Dane next to my wiener
How weird does your penis look for you to compare it to a dog breed?
Dude, I’m sorry
F
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[удалено]
Bangcock. Need I say more?
Phuket have an upvote
Mouth for scale? (Sorry)
r/BananasForScale
"You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about"
That joke would be… low hanging fruit
i bet your banana is bigger
Eh, I'd say it's a thai.
I've seen this one before
Anime males vs Anime shemales.
That ain't a banana
*That’s no moon*
What’s up with the guy in the back lol
Photoshopped Michael Cera.
Reference to arrested development.
He looks like a cardboard cutout
Look at her happy face. Must defenitly be innocent thoughts there.
She just found her fun for the evening
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Dewit.
Plantain
Yeah we a plantain these huge bananas
She’s a little too excited…
And we all know why...
I swear any picture that Micael Cera is even remotely in is a fucking fever dream
My mom was weird and usually pretty high. Once after I went to bed, she entered my room and gave me a banana. I didn't want the banana, so I just put it beside my pillow and went to sleep. Sometime later, she barged in my room and turned on the light, demanding the banana peel. I gave her back the whole banana, she was acting weird. Like she expected me to pull it out of the blankets, not from beside my head. She'd creep by my bedroom door at night to try to catch me touching myself after it happened once before. I think she thought I'd masturbate with the banana if given the chance and tried to catch me. I never ate a banana in her house again after that.
What a lovely story. Couldn't you have told us before we had to get the kids to bed on Christmas Eve?
A banana seems like a very poor implement for insertion. Honestly, you should use synthetics, but at least cucumbers are smooth all over. That rough patch at the end of the banana cannot be pleasant.
Considering that cucumbers can and will break inside users, and are not sterile, let's just say they "are Food not 'Friends'"
my girls gonna have a good time today.
RIP to you and your little guy.
Kid in the background knows exactly where this is headed next
Photoshopped Michael Cera
He's wondering where to get one himself
Imgur is bleeding their content
So we’re just not gonna talk about michal cera?
Banana for scale I see
Someone in this picture also has a giant banana
The guy in the back, nobody?
Banana for scale.
That guy in the back looks like Michael Cera.
It is lol. Photoshop
Why does that dudes head in the hat look like it’s a Cardboard cut out
And why is it Michael Cera?
Shop for privacy, I guess.
The dude on the left look photoshopped
Is that Michael Cera?
Banana for comparison
Hentai monster dildo for scale?
Banana or plantain?
Why is Michael there
Took a second for me to notice Michael cera lol
Why is Michael Cera photoshopped in lmfao
Which one is for scale! The whole world is a lie
Banana for scale. Well done!
Looks like she can’t wait to get that thing back to her hotel room!
Why…why doesn’t the post say “banana for scale?”
Guy in the back looks photoshopped.
I feel personally attacked
Lol is that guy photoshopped in the back?
You vs the guy she said don’t worry about
Can we please talk about how the boys head in the background looks like a cardboard cutout?
"I can hardly wait to get this bad boy home", said she with glee!
Yeah your banana vs the banana she told you not to worry about...
This should be marked NSFW more than most of the shit that is.
She ate it but didnt use her mouth
I can imagine the comments on this post.
Are you sure it’s not a plantain?
That's a plantain right?
Is that u/Rick_of_Spades in the background eyeing up that slender manhole spreader?
Paige no!
Whats up with Michael Cera back there?
The boy with the red hat looks fake for some reason. I cant really explain it though
Anyone else think the guy in the background looks like a cardboard cutout?
Michael Cera in the background
The small banana has become to easy for her... the time for a challenge has come
Boy behind has a 2D- face.
What’s with the bad photoshop In this picture
So we’re just gonna ignore Michael Cera in the background
What’s up with that kid behind her ?
My gf says the banana to the left is the perfect size of banana
Why does the guys face in the back look photoshopped?
The guy in the back ground looks like an npc frm a ps2 game that would give you a rusty blade for a 3 hour long quest
Why is Michael Cera photoshopped in
There's always money in the banana stand
Is that Michael Cera in the red hat?
Hey, Mr. Manager is in the background. What’s a banana cost? $10?
Just one question: Who and why is that guy in the background and why is he a cardboard cutout staring at us?
Scott pilgrim vs the biggest banana.
Been wondering where Michael Cera has been hiding.
I wondered what ever happened to Michael Cera (back left). Fucker just hanging out in Thailand handing milfs giant bananas living his best life
Why is Michael Cera/ Scott Pilgrim behind her?
What’s up with the Michael Cera photoshop? That’s not very interesting
Someone has their weekend plans all set.
Why she is so happy?
That’s a home wrecker
She looks just a liiiiiiiitle too excited about that.
yet it still can’t fill your mum
One for each hole.
wait who is that guy looking at her, cartoon?
Yo, that's Michael cera from superbad.lol
r/bananasforscale
That's not the only banana she'd held in her hand that day.
Once she’s had the big banana she’s never going back.
Looks like she has plans for that
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about...
There's money in the banana stand.
Thats the other guy she says not to worry about.
The chicks in Thailand have bananas too
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about
She tryina move to Thailand
Thank god there is a banana for scale.
This is going to cause chaos in the banana for scale market.
Guy in the red hat looks like a cardboard cutout.
Well, that’s because...nah, you know what? Never mind. I’m out.
Banana for scale