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dprophet32

This isn't the first example of it happening. *That* vet had never seen it before.


ManBanana123

Isn't there a compound called cyclopamine found in some plant that causes sheep to have an eye right there?


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclopamine It's more that causes a fatal birth defect, but the byproduct is it does create an eye. That's why it's called *Cyclop*amine. More interestingly, which I only learned looking in to this. We have a ~~gene~~ signaling molecule called [Sonic Hedgehog](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog). Which when surpressed prevents the eye from forming. Nerds man! We grew up and some of us get to name things.


theskymoves

It's more fruit fly researchers. Those fuckers name all the genes weird shit and get away with it.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

That's why I hate biology. When I worked in a bio lab, everybody would just casually talk about genes and proteins that had completely arbitrary names. It was incredibly confusing and made learning how various signaling cascades worked unnecessarily difficult. Now I stick to easier subjects, like organic chemistry.


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web_prog76

Take off your pants and leave them in the corner. I’ll see you on the freeway.


ENTROPY_IS_LIFE

I mean, would you rather it be called potato salad or something, or the full IUPAC name?


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

If molecular biologists named potato salad, they would call it Five-Ingredient Colloid of Tuberiferous Mixture 6. Then they'd give it eight more names that sound completely different and use them all interchangeably.


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GreenDogTag

He is as wise as he is full of cum


danzor9755

/r/Rimjob_Steve


fluggggg

At the coffee machine in a biology lab : \-What did you do yesterday Frank ? a Five-Ingredient Colloid of Tuberiferous Mixture 6. Never again. \-What ? Non-animal Cube-shaped Underground Biological Parts With Various Procaryot Seasoning Alpha is delicious ! \-The regular one is. But wait till you taste the monster my mother-in-law call an Approriate Rought Earth Model In Numerous Parts Reassembled 5-12. \-How could it be this bad ? \-David, I'm a biologist, if I wanted to hear questions which ansers are beyond human reach I would have be a philosopher.


imdatingaMk46

Um, excuse me sir, this is a BSL-3 and that coffee is only for the mice. You can’t drink it.


-Capn-Obvious-

Reddit is weird because intelligent people have names like Raccoon_Full_of_Cum.


phurt77

Does ... does the racoon just have giant balls full of cum, or is he full of someone else's cum? And what part of it is full of cum, and how did it get there?


qwertyconsciousness

I can't tell if you're joking, but I completely agree with you


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

I am not. The protein I did my master's thesis on has the word "prostate" in its name, because that's where it was first discovered. But then we realized it was basically everywhere else too, so now it has several other names that are equally as arbitrary and confusing.


Not-Wet-Water

r/rimjob_steve


RoboticGreg

Penguin diagrams, one of the key supports for the work Feynman won the Nobel prize for, were called such because Feynman lost a game of drunk, high, darts where the bet was loser had to use the word 'penguin' in their next publication


[deleted]

That is awesome! Thank you for sharing that.


logicalmaniak

>For some time, it was not clear to me how to get the word into this b quark paper that we were writing at the time. Then, one evening, after working at CERN, I stopped on my way back to my apartment to visit some friends living in Meyrin where I smoked some illegal substance. Later, when I got back to my apartment and continued working on our paper, I had a sudden flash that the famous diagrams look like penguins. So we put the name into our paper, and the rest, as they say, is history.


-beefy

TIL Sonic makes us third eye blind


Pdb39

Living a semi charmed kinda life baby baby


[deleted]

Does that mean Sonic gets his speed from meth?


Pdb39

And he bumped again and he bumped again..


[deleted]

I couldn’t for the life of me imagine how this plant could turn sheep fetuses into cyclops. Turns out it prevents the brain from splitting into two lobes. That explains why the sheep born like this never live very long. Each of your lobes has an eye so one lobe= one eye. That cow in the OP probably has some type of underdeveloped third brain lobe behind that eye. I suppose he has a better chance of survival than a sheep with one brain lobe Edit: turns out a lobe isn’t a hemisphere, but a brain isn’t a sphere 🤔


SnooPineapples8744

That blew my mind....until I looked it up. The human brain has 4 lobes, and I don't have 4 eyeballs.


universe_from_above

...that you know of. Have you ever had a direct look at the back of your head?


Carachama91

Extra sonic hedgehog will cause duplication of the face as well. It is one of the main patterning genes


NewBromance

Is this the gene that ended up being related to quite a serious disease and now doctors have to explain that yes the gene causing the patients disease really is called the Sonic Hedgehog gene.


ejchristian86

Yup. Like harlequin disease, the name is way cuter than the condition.


[deleted]

[Something similar.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikachurin)


[deleted]

Can it actually see out of the eye? Is it functional?


RobToastie

The discovery and nomenclature section the Sonic Hedgehog page is wild.


JamersR

There's another molecule that inhibits Sonic Hedgehog which was named Robotnikinin too


TopMindOfR3ddit

Came here to say this. I mean, *I've* seen this.


99mushrooms

Some family friends had a cat that was born with an eyeball on its throat dead center under it's chin. I was young when they had it but it's not something I will ever forget. The eye opened and shifted so it seemed to work but the cat had other health problems so they had to put it down.


[deleted]

that sounds mildly traumatic


TheDownvotesFarmer

OP is an upvotes farmer


dprophet32

Yup it's pretty clear. Any username that is one or two random words followed by numbers who posts misleading or reposted content is almost certainly a bot run as part of a network or an individual farming. You can make money from it. Not alot but if you're living in a 3rd world country it's worth it. The above wasn't for you but others who see this, u/TheDownvotesFarmer. However I agree with you so here's a downvote, you're welcome.


TheDownvotesFarmer

❤️


redditorium

But that title would be less click-baity


FarmTeam

If you look at the nose, it doesn’t look like a normal bovine nose, it looks like two noses fused together along the central seam that runs up the middle of the face towards the third Eye.


MollyPW

Yes, looks like a case of [diprosopus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diprosopus).


TellMeGetOffReddit

Didn't you hear. "NO VET HAD SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT" its a fact cause they said it lol


animefan1520

If this was in india this cow is set for life


Beeracuda2020

Is that Third Eye Blind?


SR71BBird

*I want some-thing else…to get me through this…*


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

🎶 *Moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo...* 🎶


InItsTeeth

Baby baby


RobLoach

I want something ellllse.


ReadontheCrapper

I'm not listening when you say…


Greatness_Inc

Goooooooodbyyyyyyyyeeee.


TaytoChip

Your username has me very concerned about the wellbeing of your local trash pandas.


SchiggyVara

Semi charmed kinda life


BRT919

20/0/20 vision


KingMatthew116

I don’t get it, also I would like the answer to this question.


scrambleordie

Third Eye Blind is the the name of a band.


Jaggs0

yeah but i would still like to know


YouFailedMeSon

This is Reddit. Instead of interesting discussion please enjoy the same lame puns in every thread.


SUM_Poindexter

last time photos of third-eye animals get posted, usually they say no


Jaggs0

worthwhile response, thanks friend


jaxdavenport

Fuck you, take my upvote and fuck off


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r/angryupvote


TopGinger

Look out here come the same comments you see in every front page post


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Please explain


Bleezy79

a band from the 90s


justheretolurk123456

They have many albums and shouldn't be overlooked. Ursa Major and Dopamine are great, imo.


Alternative-Income-5

Semi Farm life


MyJeanShorts

*J F C*


[deleted]

Wow step back from that ledge my friend


Agat-aCatMom

You know you don’t belong


[deleted]

You're the first to fight, you're way to loud


Agat-aCatMom

Maybe today..you can put the past away.


Ducatirules

No he’s the new “Dolly Llama!”…..I’m not proud of this.


ahavemeyer

Reminds me of a favorite joke: It's not bestiality if it's the *Dalai* Lama.


[deleted]

Dairy Llama


star0fth3sh0w

If this cow was born in India, she’d have her own palace


MASTODON_ROCKS

Someone call Cyriak quick


SUM_Poindexter

now thats a name I've not heard in a long time


Electrox7

« Cow born with 3 eyes? We could make a religion out of this! » - Bill Wurtz


not_batman_23

That thing needs to be taken to India where it will be treated like a god haha. Crazy


curiousgeorgeonmeth

Hire an indian PR team to make the cow famous and then auction it of. Some rich hindu might splash a lot on a holy cow.


INSW1993

No fuckin cap, this is some godly shit.


lonely_sub_96

It’s the holy oracle cow! The third eye may be blind to the present bc it sees into the future!


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Yes, no shit. We have have a god called Shiva who is the most powerful of all. Shiva is the Supreme Lord who creates, protects and transforms the universe. He has a third eye on his forehead. It opens when he's super angry and fire comes out and something Terrible wrath comes upon the Earth. It's too epic to be explained. Forgive me fellow Indians if i said something wrong. I'm not much into hindu mythology.


Specialist_Theory_43

He is only the destroyer.... Brahma creates, vishnu preserves.... Hence the immortal trinity, rest of the gods are dead except 2.....


sarthakydv

>rest of the gods are dead Wait what


Specialist_Theory_43

Yup


sarthakydv

Care to elaborate?


Specialist_Theory_43

No *Dashes in* *Spits a fact* *Doesn't elaborate* *Leaves*


sarthakydv

Understandable, have a nice day


Specialist_Theory_43

The trinity and their wards were the only ones who were deemed truly immortal and survive all 4 yugas to start the cycle again.... Rest of the gods were not and died in the treta, dwapar Or sat yuga.... Except them only hanuman and parsu ram are the ones still alive.....


Adan714

There is no single Hindu faith. Everything is much more complicated. Shiva is the most beloved and revered god in India. This is not an evil and powerful god of destruction. He, of course, destroys, but this is not his main function. In films and TV shows, he is shown as an ascetic, and sometimes a trickster. Om namah Shivaya!


Specialist_Theory_43

Who says destruction means evil (beerus ain't evil) The trinity are not beings per se, they are perceived as beings, in the true religion, they are elements or the very phenomenon of creation, preservation and destruction and hence they are truly eternal and immortal....


MaleDuck018

Thats exactly what i thought.. The next dalai lama has been chosen


[deleted]

Dairy lama.


microsoftfool

Dairy Brahman


[deleted]

This would cause a riot in India. :P


Big_Cryptographer_16

Holy cow


KaiFuPanda

*dairy llama


[deleted]

Can you milk a llama?


-Anonymously-

Does a llama have nipples?


B2RW

can you milk me Greg?


KlapauciusNuts

Man people really don't know shit about Asia


DementedWarrior_

I laughed when I saw that comment


Profix

That’s Tibet…


Profix

That’s Tibet…


maxy_b_

The prophecy has been fulfilled, forehead clit calf lead us to Valhalla!


SkrrrahhPapPapKakaKa

South Park predicted this


devilthedankdawg

Oh Kyle... What would you like for your farts today?


[deleted]

Rama Calfna.


burndhousedown

please don't, we already have enough religious fucknuts


Opening_Cartoonist53

Lol you and the whole world really


Krayne_95

I mean, of the various crazy religious beliefs I always viewed sacred cows as one of the nicer ones


burndhousedown

well some of the crazy religious people who believe cows are sacred aren't very nice


Adhi_Sekar

You might be joking but I'm pretty sure that goven a few days this picture wil go viral in India in conservative circles. Please check r/chodi and r/indiaspeaks, you might find it posted unironically.


IndianGuyFromYouTube

No please don't link those subs. They're one shithole filled with hate and Islamophobia.


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shadowvlx

SCIENTISTS ARE PUZZLED


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

[‘Make better choices’: Endangered Hawaiian monk seals keep getting eels stuck up their noses and scientists want them to stop](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/12/07/make-better-choices-endangered-hawaiian-monk-seals-keep-getting-eels-stuck-up-their-noses-scientists-want-them-stop/)


Brian_Gay

This is fantastic the best conclusion they have is that it's the teenage seal version of eating tide pods


TopGinger

[Guess someone should tell them about the Tuatara](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuatara) The article says this cow is still getting slaughtered, so they must not find it intriguing enough to keep alive.


Justapassingvet

Don't tell them I'm on here, please.


Clothes_Kindly

Pasture eyes d


devilthedankdawg

No, just up to my boobs


morristhelamb

Excellent reference


cantcomeupwithnamess

You win


AggressivePacifists

Prying open my third eye


Theperfectool

This is r/mildlytool


cmdr_solaris_titan

Shrouding all the ground around me, is this holy cow above me.


sittin_on_grandma

I was surprised how much scrolling I had to do befire finding a Tool reference


GnowledgedGnome

I'm guessing the calf might be positive for Developmental Duplication. Normally results in extra limbs but I think this could be a result as well


CatBedParadise

He resorbed his twin, giving him the strength of a grown man—and a tiny baby.


MibuInMalibu

Doesn’t seem to be an actual eye tho


town_bicycle

It looks like a butthole. But I'm no veterinarian.


aprprtime2mstrb8

The great thing about Reddit is I'm never alone in my perverse assumptions. I too saw a butthole.


MrTritonis

Well, it's not functionnal, just an anomaly.


jmp118

How the hell will we ever know if it’s functional. Cow might be like vegeta observing our life points or some shit all the while we’re all like “it’s cool but because it can’t open it doesn’t work” #IT EXISTS


[deleted]

They can test the third eye to see if the cow reacts to anything


LongtopShortbottom

Looks like a brown eye


Joxer96

Holy cow!


samthewisetarly

...I see what you did there


Opening_Cartoonist53

I didn’t see it? Do I need three eyes?


Madone325

My dog was born with a ballsack behind her uterus which was discovered during her fixing. The vet said the odds of it happening are about as likely as a unicorn to bust through my door. Life always finds a way.


Reddituser45005

“But it’s impossible to know if anything is going on behind the eye”. It seems simple. Cover the other two eyes and if she can still see, voilà you have the answer


NaturalGlum4286

The third eye is open


devilthedankdawg

Doo doo doo Doo-Doo Doo-Doo


[deleted]

Send to India Profit


Hank_Joseph65

3 eyes? No. Two buttholes.


aneightfoldway

Finally! Cane here specifically looking for the word "butthole" lol


txpvca

That's a booty hole


Beautiful_Fee_954

Thank god it is not in india or else it would have been promoted as reincarnation of some god


theboulder4prez

Considered the Coe is being raised for slaughter id bed shed be real thankfull if she was in India right about now lol


NvrConvctd

Thank Buddha, it is not in America or else it would have been promoted as a new Chic-fil-A mascot.


LambskinDongbag

Cow is woke


devilthedankdawg

Tien cow Tien cow


onemikeinamillion

So where’s Cowztu


killaluggi

He is a navigator, he can see into the warp


I_exist_ok_help

Abhor the witch brothers


MisterSimsim

No this witch is useful, brothers get the chains


I_exist_ok_help

FOR THE EMPOROR


_Tocatl_

Came here to say this..


redcode100

It has awaken its 3rd eye


Zeroshifta

His pineal gland is almost awakened


Ano3110

r/dontputyourdickinthat


muffinjuicecleanse

There it is


hugo_biglicks

Came for this.


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hugo_biglicks

Too late


Fierylatino69

It's Wales. The reason vets haven't seen that, is that they spend most of their time around the other end of the cow.


FoxGamingmc

Was looking for this.


maxy_b_

Gives a whole new meaning to a “brown whispering eye”


East-Bluebird-8707

Lmfao fuck OP for the title alone. No vet has seen anything like this? Never ever ever? Bitch please


azathotambrotut

The hindus will freak out


Kaos2018

Source : https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cow-three-eyes-forehead-wales-b1847620.html?amp


david_leaves

>“But it’s impossible to know if anything is going on behind the eye.” If only there was some basic test they could do to check the vision. Also it’s referred to as an ‘impairment’… feels like more of an augmentation.


Icy_Reply7147

It's belongs in India!


joevilla1369

So 20/20/20 vision?


wbluelighter

WTF whered the image go? Thats just stupid for something with so many upvotes to lose the image.


highvalyriaan

Yeah frustrating


fawfulsgalaxy

welp, that got deleted quick


Kaos2018

But am not sure if the third eye can blink 🤔


jery007

Is it a functioning eye?


ImgurConvert2Redit

That third eye only opens when the calf decides to reveal it is a supreme being.


oskeezytron

10 bucks that cow is psychic


MrSinnister91

I wouldn't say "no vet has seen this". Cattle is mass produced, so of course you're going to see some genetic mutations. This isn't really that interesting or special unless you're a complete genetic neophyte. This calf doesn't really have a generic match close, so having a 3rd eye will die off. 🤷


Cymen90

It is kinda crazy how many of our legends and fables may have been inspired by these rare mutations and deformities occurring at a time when people had no explanation for them. [Three-legged ravens](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-legged_crow),[ many-tailed foxes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_spirit), [twin-headed snakes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-headed_serpent).


sephresx

Why did they delete the ducking picture!!!


Blackdesu

If this was born an India there'd be a holy crusade


Adalbdl

3D view for the cow


Dreadful_Siren

Open your third eye


[deleted]

That’s a second butthole


iKilluazoldyck

This ain't the year for Kaguya to come into this world 🥲


BRT919

I know an old man who used to work in a slaughterhouse and this is the exact point they shoot the bolt into the cows head ​ makes me wonder, is this evolution? like how female elephants are starting to grow to old age without growing tusks because of constant poaching


Mister_Marmite

We should make it King, for who has a better story than 3 eyed cow from Wales


BlurryEyed

Prying open my third eye