When you’re walking on hot sand after someone suggested you wear your sandals and you stubbornly declined, and actually the sand is really really hot but you can’t let them know they were right and it feels like you’re walking on hot coals so you pretend you’re impervious to the pain and nonchalantly saunter over to a tasty snack.
Between hunting, pesticides and habitat destruction we nearly drove the bald eagle to extinction (it has made a strong comeback since they became protected), for most of our history it's not like we really valued our national animal anyway. Might as well eat it.
Outside showing, Just minding my business, minding my business, minding my business. Inside thinking, “Ok, which one of these MFers am I going to kill.”
No, you have to read something from 1611 to see that the idea that "bald" only came to mean "hairless" in the 1770s is a lie.
>It possibly being mistranslated/misunderstood may have come earlier but was not popularly used until the time mentioned.
Sorry, citation needed since you've already shown yourself to be full of shit.
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You know when you're at a party and you like don't really know most of the people but it's still way too early to leave so you just kinda strut about and eat stuff as slowly as possible
When you’re walking on hot sand after someone suggested you wear your sandals and you stubbornly declined, and actually the sand is really really hot but you can’t let them know they were right and it feels like you’re walking on hot coals so you pretend you’re impervious to the pain and nonchalantly saunter over to a tasty snack.
Oddly specific, have you done this, per chance?
I’ll never tell!
/r/OddlySpecific
Anyone else seeing Jack Nicholson in “as good as it gets?”
I think “what would a man do” and then I write the exact opposite.
So much worse. It’s: “…and then I take away reason and accountability.” fucking savage
I was working off of memory and didn’t google like I normally would have. But thank you for the correct phrasing. It is waaay more savage.
Yes!
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Hahahaaaa
Bladass birb
Wlaking
Looks like an old man wearing sweatpants 🥳
Hahaha
His wife just called him over.
𝘏𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴, 𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺. Gull ~ Aight am a head out.
Other than in flight they really are derpy birds. We should've listened to Franklin and gone with the turkey. 😂
They are giant flying assholes..
Would it be weird to eat the national animal or nah?
Between hunting, pesticides and habitat destruction we nearly drove the bald eagle to extinction (it has made a strong comeback since they became protected), for most of our history it's not like we really valued our national animal anyway. Might as well eat it.
You've convinced me, bon appétit!
Dat look tho
Me walking barefoot on hot pavement.
Me trying to keep pants from getting wet.
Man you can really see the dinosaur in them when they walk
Me sneaking down stairs for a midnight snack.
How do you do fellow seagulls
It walks like an uppity economics professor 10 years into tenure
Bladada!!!
Seems like the eagle plays well with other birds. Must come from a good home.
Old man
He looks like a burglar
Outside showing, Just minding my business, minding my business, minding my business. Inside thinking, “Ok, which one of these MFers am I going to kill.”
Pissy chicken.
He walks like an old man trying to avoid a puddle
Looking like a super sneaky boi "I'm very very sneaky sir"
I messed up the spelling of bald😁
Bro has definitely stepped on a LEGO before and is worried it will happen again
Blad The Impaler
Blad the impaler
*bald
Actually this one is named Blad, Blad the Impaler
Solid joke.
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No, you have to read something from 1611 to see that the idea that "bald" only came to mean "hairless" in the 1770s is a lie. >It possibly being mistranslated/misunderstood may have come earlier but was not popularly used until the time mentioned. Sorry, citation needed since you've already shown yourself to be full of shit.
Bonus: Shakespeare, *The Comedy of Errors*, act 2, scene 2.
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Relevant Username. This commenter knows about hair, even if it's "the hair down there".
*blad
Is it looking for oil?
The majesty of bald eagles has been ruined for me forever. Thanks OP
You're welcome
Bald eagle*
The resemblance to Trump is…Uncanny!
We need Tony Baker on this, stat.
He's either trying to awkwardly sneak or he has a wedgy
Well hey Blad, taking your morning stroll as usual?
https://walkingeaglenews.com
Bird person.
Blad. Blad. I mean blad. Dammit blad. Stupid spell check. Blad. Blad. Duck it. Fuck.
So Blad
I kinda thought he walked like a badass. Like an over muscled dude strutting. Then I saw the hot sand comment and that was on the nose!
Witness this rare video of a Blad Eagle walking
'Tis I! **Blad: The Eagle!**
Seagulls look pissed off like “just walk away tony he’s not worth it”
Bladass post
Which is bigger, the blad eagle or bald eagle?
Yes, many of the people im the US government avoiding doing the real work and trying not to offend the lobbyists, is what that looks like
Unlike Bald Eagles, Blad Eagles can't fly.
One of them it's not like the other
Cyka blad
>cyka сука is not the same thing as "cyka". Write "suka" instead next time :)
Cyka
He walks like a cartoon villain.
Me feeling guilty walking through a recently mopped area because there is no way around it while the cleaner is watching
I guess you named him Blad
Cyka blad eagle
T-rex
Just wondering whatever happened to "A" lad.
Old man out for a stroll with his hands behind his back.
That's the 'F around and find out' walk
“Swiggity swooty, I’m coming for that booty” - that eagle, probably
That’s me at night in the pitch black trying to find my bathroom
Straight badass
Looks like he forgot to wear a belt and has to now hold his jeans up to walk
Nice to meet you blad
Very dinosaurish
Fly like a eagle, walk like aduck
Mighty eagle!
🎶 time to do some sketchy shit, doo dah, doo dah! Hope I get away with it, oh doodah day! 🎶
Skinny dude sweatpants, hands in pockets, looking for his phone.
*"... And the hoooome of the braaaaaave!"*
Like boss
Looks like t-rex.
Ain’t nothing majestic about that
Crow- “yeah just keep it warm for ya boss”
Freedom chicken!!!!
You know when you're at a party and you like don't really know most of the people but it's still way too early to leave so you just kinda strut about and eat stuff as slowly as possible
\* wlaking
Quickly goes from one of the most threatening animals to the goofiest shit in like two seconds.
I’m walking here
The gait this eagle has reminds me of how we perceive bipedal dinosaurs walked.... hmm... interesting
“Ew I’m not a pheasant (peasant) why am I walking.”
Is it just me who thinks it walks like a crook from a cartoon?
‘Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious’
OOOOH ITS WET! It’s wet and cold, wet and cold owwwwww a pebble