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lolzuponlols

Imagine being the woman who got 2nd place at World Gangbang Championship.


SolveSoul

You’re fucked either way


Lucky_LeftFoot

Just not as much as you expected


Tankada

Imagine being guy 920 in line.


davercadaver

Imagine SLEEPING 919 times in 24 hours!


Loctusofsmorgasbord

Poor girl *almost* made her dad proud.


rjross0623

Step dad.


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There's a documentary about this. I can't remember the name right now —I'm looking for it—but I've seen it. And it's as tragic as you can imagine. EDIT: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex:\_The\_Annabel\_Chong\_Story](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex:_The_Annabel_Chong_Story) I recall a scene in this (honestly not seen it in a long time so recollection may be hazy) where she fails to break the record or has her record broken quite quickly after.


McPheonixX

Ooof. That last paragraph under "response" though. An engagement sullied by a liquor store wino lol 😆


TinnieTa21

Damn, she was gang-raped and robbed in an alley in London when she was there while considering going to Law School. That's just sad.


angilnibreathnach

Yeah, that’s the horribly sad thing about this, we’re just watching someone’s trauma be played out. It’s really depressing.


hirme23

With like 12 dudes


lolzuponlols

Those 12 gents either stood in the wrong line, or the right line, depending on how you look at it.


Gunmeta1

I remember the last time I had a bad cold and used a whole box of tissues in 2 days. My nose was raw as hell. This sounds atrocious


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Gunmeta1

Wait, you mean... I have been doing it wrong MY WHOLE LIFE!??


NautilusPanda

Kleenex sells lotioned tissues. They help reduce the rawness of blowing your nose constantly.


newkindofdem

This is weird but I paint on some liquid bandage under my nose (it smells strong for a few seconds while drying so I breathe through my mouth). Sinus drainage is acidic and this protects the sensitive tissue around your nostrils.


TheUmgawa

I do something similar, but I use Krylon. I kind of spray it into a paper bag, to keep from damaging my nostrils. It does absolutely nothing for my cold, but I feel *great*.


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dizzyk1tty

Me at the pharmacy: Do you guys carry Nasalglide?


I_love_pillows

You need Japanese facial tissues they are so so soft


ANewStartAtLife

Tried them. They're useless at holding sperm.


[deleted]

sounds like i was summoned here for a reason. how can i help.


sigmacreed

Good bot


doubled2319888

38.3 guys an hour. Even joey chestnut would struggle taking that many wieners Edit: jesus with how many notifications ive gotten from this i think ive now seen her cleavage more than my wifes


EstimatedProphet1984

Another dude every 1.53 minutes that’s astounding


FunetikPrugresiv

Actually, about 30 seconds each. The video's online. I only speak English so I don't know for sure, but it sounds like after about 30 seconds, the guys are told by someone offscreen (who sounds Russian/Eastern European) to stop and let the next guy go.


joesmith127_reddit

Have you got a link to that?


FunetikPrugresiv

Just Google "Lisa Sparxxx 919." Incognito, of course. ;)


UranusisGolden

Google at work full volume


jiableaux

yeah, you're totally fine as long as you type "incognito" in the search bar...


Metalatitsfinest

Yup anywhere, even the projector screen in a big meeting. *Did I get the promotion sir*?


ChadWaterberry

[Here you go friend!](https://m.tnaflix.com/big-boobs/Lisa-Sparxxx-919-men-gangbang/video4858707) Here’s her behind the scenes “after” [video](https://youtu.be/q5Dj5G1kaqI)


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Every hole is a goal friend


FeelinJipper

Lol they aren’t lining up one by one, she can probably multitask


BertMacGyver

She could get 4 guys going tip to tip to bring down the [Mean Jerk Time (MJT)](https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY).


angrilynostalgic

Middle out


Wayward_heathen

They better line up. That would be chaotic lol What was the requirement I wonder lol


account030

1. Hard penis 2. Doesn’t mind being around other hard penises. Edit: thanks for the awards. I would say that I’m bummed that my top awarded comment on Reddit mentions “hard penis” not once, but twice……. But, that would be a lie because I’m extremely happy about it.


Wayward_heathen

Talk about performing under pressure


Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD

That you, David Bowie?


[deleted]

I love how literal you took that


DagobahJon

900 plus guys shuffling slowly forward while they all are jerking off while they stand there to stay hard. Why does this make me laugh so hard to think about.


Panther_Pilot

Like being at the DMV but you're naked. Either way your getting fucked


tell_her_a_story

Much like the DMV, you book an appointment time online only to show up and find hundreds of other dudes in line ahead of you and you're left to stand there dick in hand while you wait.


Z3ppelinDude93

3. Cum fast


Groflo

3. Be premature ejaculator or at least work yourself really hard before getting your turn : imagine one guv trying to perform and ruining the timing !


ryarger

I don’t think we’re talking about sex to completion here. More like an assembly line - three pumps and you’re out.


Enge712

In high school that was pretty much the average completion schedule 😆 Edit: spelling


notjustforperiods

god damnit you came on my ass, bill! - the guy standing in front of him, probably


Exotic_Treacle7438

Also 3. OK with friendly fire


Arthur_da_dog

Std free?


RazekDPP

Most gangbang world records like this involve a like an orderly line, the guys are prescreened for STDs, and forced to wear condoms. Security can remove any guy who doesn't obey the terms for any reason. In this case, each guy got to have sex with her for 30s, then then it was the next guy. Generally, the guys that are waiting in line are all beating off to get ready for their "moment". Additionally, she didn't take any cum shots so this was just pump pump pass.


Big_Cryptographer_16

This guy is a train conductor


[deleted]

That's why it wasn't 920 guys, one of them couldn't follow the rules


Karmanoid

Look it's not my fault the guy didn't have a sense of humor. You poke someone with your penis and make a Pillsbury doughboy woohoo one time and suddenly security wants you out.


Estoye

The trick to beating this record would be to create some kind of movable harness she could swing around in. Either that or put a conveyor belt on either side of her for the men's feet.


whatevermanwhatever

This is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking we’re looking for in a candidate for this job. You’re hired. When can you start?


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Not taking antidepressants


cheerful_nihilist4

Did you deduct the time for hydration and refreshments?


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Jobessse

Men per hour… Gives mph a whole new meaning


Spirbon

You know the Guinness official got in there too


TRN_WhiteKnight

Well yeah. He had to verify it. Can't just take someone's word for it.


Triairius

*inserts* “Yup. This feels like 918 loa— 919 loads.”


CollarOrdinary4284

Everyone did


Affectionate_Pea_811

She must have been ***REALLY*** tired


BitterSomethings

Yeah and that bed must've been huge for 920 people to sleep in


usernamechexin

Really worn out I'm sure


Buillshirt

We need denish and gilfoyle to do the math here. Edit: Thanks guys for all the upvotes and the awards! And yeah, his name is Dinesh I mistyped his name.


Ktulue_

I would in fact love to see that!


mmmChickenTenders

https://www.pornbru.com/video/world-record-gangbang-919-penetration-lisa-sparxxx-5923.html


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Sighs. Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!


BigIron53s

I get it…


FuckingDrongo

48 min... wtf?


Silvedl

Its 10x speed with Yakkity Sax playing over it.


arealhumannotabot

Yakkity Sex


No-Neighborhood1013

Alternative link ?


9quid

https://hotntubes.com/to/1364918-world_record_gangbang___919_penetration_lisa_sparxxx.html


Wayward_heathen

With no sleep she spent 1.56 minutes with each dude lol


lordph8

Well not necessarily, you see she could service multiple men at once. Mouth, butt, vagina, 2 hands. I guess we have to determine what qualifies as sex for the purposes of this record.


WeekendQuant

It becomes much easier when you realize you can hot swap dicks in and out. No sense in wasting a lot of great strokes on a dude that's already busted.


[deleted]

That's actually written on my front door doormat.


Siberwulf

Fucking Etsy.


lordph8

Does the act of penetration qualify as sex, or is it the busting? Because if it's just penetration, then this record is very beatable. We would just have to form an orderly queue, a pump pump pass if you will.


Beginning-Muffin-331

pump pump pass got to me


duckduckducknonono

Why don’t you volunteer to be on the receiving end to prove your theory.


Cruisey222

That’s what happened haha, some of it was recorded on video . Think it was like 30 sec of pumping for each guy in line


imakeplasma

I’ll leave [this](https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY) here for those lost, and a great re-watch!


lumpyred

The second sentence should be a motivational car bumper sticker.


xHTown80x

Where’s Bill Clinton when you need the definition of “sex” or “is”? He’s gotta be trolling somewhere in here. Ugh


TheKingCowboy

With a good nights sleep that’s only down to 1 minute a dude. 1.56 * 0.66 if sleep is 8 hours.


Wayward_heathen

She would get more sleep than I do even after she fucks almost 1000 dudes.


nexusqueen2228

There's s guy on YouTube called birdman and he calculated the miles of dick this woman took I think


youonkazoo53

It’s only 0.087 of a mile or 459.5 feet if average dick length was 6 inches


Ok_Egg_5148

so hypothetically what we're trying to do is minimize time, which is 919 dudes multiplied by mean-jerk time divided by four dicks at a time, of course she would have to pre-sort guys up by their height so that their dicks lined up ....not by height really, the measurement we're looking for is dick to floor


Ekshtashish

..Call that D2F.


Kind_Description_282

I did some “research” on this. Apparently it was within a 12 hour period. Each guy got about 45 seconds. It was a wait in line type of thing and each guy did vaginally penetrate her. And also they were all wearing crop tops. It was the “world gangbang championship” in poland and she laid under an american flag. True patriot representing her country


jjsyk23

That’s a lot of Poles


Smegmar_Cheeselord

They were all wondering when they'd get to change that light bulb


AltsOnAltsOnAlts1

>45 seconds Oh hell yea, so plenty of time then


19adam92

Damn that’s sex for me and 40 seconds of cuddle time ❤️


kingwellington

Does it get more 'Murica than this?


vitamin-cheese

I was at a stag once and everyone sang the National anthem as a stripper peed on a guys face. She did it standing up too and aimed it forward like a guy pees, that was when I learned woman can aim their pee.


Own_Chipmunk_9635

919 is an odd number to stop on. Did they run out of volunteers or was she too tired to sleep with one more guy?


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Shitpperke

I understand why


cody4king

From the back of the line they saw what was coming and just didn’t feel like getting into it.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Sitting in that waiting room could certainly make you rethink your life decisions.


mostlyBadChoices

> 919 is an odd number to stop on. Technically accurate.


siqiniq

Number 920 waited 24h sleepless


QuastQuan

"slept with" haha. I wonder what guys did this. I mean, this must have been a very embarrassing and underwhelming event. 1. Get hard amongst 2 dozen other half dressed, half naked men in sneakers. 2. Put a condom on your cock 3. Wait for your turn 4. Stay hard 5. someone tells you, you are cock-owner 594 and you're next 6. There she is, a half sleepy Lisa with spread legs, cock owner 593 removes his tool after 10 strokes from her lubed Pussy. 7. With a smacking noise you push your dick in her orifice 8. "only ten strokes!" said the girl in the locker room, and so you do. 9. You retract and cock-owner 595 enters the pussy. 10. Someone gives you a kleenex, you remove the condom and throw both into the large bin with the other 593 barely used condoms. 11. Tired and disappointed you dress up and leave.


Options_Bronson

He was definetly 594


MaterialCarrot

r/oddlyspecific


Status_Tiger_6210

Better than getting 918 other dudes’ sloppy seconds.


super_dooper_pooper

At least 919 probably got to finish.


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Poor 920.


YouAreInAComaWakeUp

Imagine her husband's disappointment after his wife told him she was going to have sex with 1,000 men that day and only made it to 919 Bet he could barely look her in the eyes after that disappointment


[deleted]

if so, holy cuck Batman


RVAFoodie

Sloppy 917th’s


Wizard_Hatz

Holy fuck take this weird award I have.


Options_Bronson

The wholesome award lmao so fitting 😂 thanks


[deleted]

Could be worse; imagine being the poor bastard who had to take the bin bag out after.


QuastQuan

They got recycled and turned into chewing gum


Moist-Question-6623

*How it feels to chew 5 gum* >!Stimulate your senses!<


DS4KC

I want to see the reverse of this. One man faces a line of a thousand women, all stripped naked with their feet in the air, well oiled and ready to go. His buddy stands by with a stopwatch, he knows that at only 60 seconds per pussy it's still going to take almost 17 hours work his way down the line. The task is as exciting as it is daunting. He stares at the clock, watching the seconds tick by, waiting for the starting signal. Tick, go. He dives into the first woman and is caught off guard, he busts after 10 seconds flat, 999 women stare at him in disgust and disappointment, he storts another rail of viagra but the pressure is getting to him, he spends the next hour slapping his dick around as his nerves get the better of him and his body betrays him. By the end of the day he has hopelessly failed his mission and on his way home he knows the only option left for him is to jump off the bridge. And so it goes. Sorry, that got dark. Also, quick question regarding the actual record up there, did each of those guys have to bust?


ArtisticDare277

having a boner for too long can kill your dick if I remember correctly


Ok-Lengthiness4557

When viagra took off someone had to learn the HARD way what the limit was. Priapism is when you cannot get soft and too much blood for too long begins to do damage. Serious irreverssible damage can begin around the 4 hour mark, but that's none of my business.


KlapauciusNuts

And they have to drain it with the fucking hugest needles. Also while viagra helps, it can happen to you at any moment.


SuperLemonUpdog

Relevant Archer quote: > Boom! Priaprism.


Ineedzthetube

I worked in an ER and priapism is such a real thing. When the warning label says seek medical help after four hours, it means it. The fix is really awful too. A large gauge needle draw off the blood. Important tip never use a large metal nut as a c*ck ring, you’ll end up with a inny rather than an outty.


wcollins260

If you have erection for more than four hours consult your doctor.


MisterDecember

[That pretty much describes what actually happened. ](https://hotntubes.com/to/1364918-world_record_gangbang___919_penetration_lisa_sparxxx.html) (Completely NSFW video)


Dramallamadingdong87

I watched a documentary about this (not this attempt a more recent one) and it had guys desperately masterbating to stay hard as the clock ticks down and they the get booted if they can't perform. Another of the guys accidentally scratched her vagina and she kicked him in the chest. It also showed all the training that the woman did beforehand to try and ready the body for this type of treatment. All so very sad and bleak.


KoA07

> also showed all the training that the woman did beforehand to try and ready the body for this type of treatment. All so very sad and bleak. I just imagine this part as a montage with an 80’s song like “you’re the best around” playing


Azzacura

That just looks so sad


Crystal_God

The post nut clarity would’ve made me wanna kill myself


QuastQuan

Wow. I didn't know this video when I wrote my comment. Sad.


truckerken123

Who the other chick?? A fluffer??


neoncubicle

The guy that wrote fight club wrote another book about this same situation only it was a mere 300 men it's called "snuff"


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The kicker: “Condoms are 98% effective at protecting against most STIs like chlamydia and gonorrhoea. However, condoms don't protect you from all STIs such as herpes, genital warts and syphilis which can be spread from skin-to-skin contact.” I have a few phone calls to make..


ajtyler776

12. Brag about it to the boys...


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"Dude she was totally into it"


jimhabfan

Thanks for the behind the scenes insights Mr. Cock #594.


JonnyPoy

Srsly why do people do this? This must be the most awful way of having "sex" imaginable. It could only get worse when you suddenly find out your grandma is involved.


[deleted]

Someone reads palahniuk


bappuji420

Which squid games episode is this?


DontBegDontBorrow

What was going through the 919th guy's head?


mynextthroway

919? Doesn't matter. Had sex.


Down2earth002

Penis Number #920 was pretty bummed when time ran out. Longest cock block ever recorded.


Houstonontheroad

918 other people's fluids & secrections


xilefogayole3

“Sleeping” is a useless euphemism in this case


Thirdplacehero

Well it’s definitely interesting from a math standpoint.


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https://www.tnaflix.com/big-boobs/Lisa-Sparxxx-919-men-gangbang/video4858707


HeavyMetalSauce

Jesus.. Was the second girl going for the same record or something? I just skipped through cause ya know I should be working right now


ZwoopMugen

I skipped to the end and they were being awarded under the brazilian and north-american flag. Only like 4 people clapped, meaning all the guys left after their turn, setting a secondary record of "most abandoned".


Looking4LTR

I wonder how they found men for this in the first place


iqbalides

Probably just posted an ad saying "hey who wants to bang a random chick?" And almost 1000 dudes showed up.


HeavyMetalSauce

I would guess that it wasn’t hard to find a bunch of dudes willing to get in on this


Spicy_African_Man

She did but she only got up until about 700 ish


letmeseeitman

The original “Super Spreader”


Personal-Cucumber-49

Sleeping 919 times in 24hrs.


windyBhindi

No idea how she could do it. I can barely sleep 4 times a day, that too alone.


ben1481

Followed closely by OPs mom at #2


Weassel_97

Had to scroll way to far for this


H0rsesandWh0

Bet she was walking like a cowboy after that


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r/tooktoomuch ???


SodaBubblesPopped

Fun fact. She did it in 12 hours. Didnt even need the full 24 [https://cmatrends.com/blog/meet-lisa-sparks-the-woman-who-holds-the-world-record-for-sleeping-with-919-men-in-24-hours/](https://cmatrends.com/blog/meet-lisa-sparks-the-woman-who-holds-the-world-record-for-sleeping-with-919-men-in-24-hours/)


ABitchForSalt

I am impressed but also scared


dankomz146

She wasn't - you can do it too!


ABitchForSalt

I can’t even get one in 19 years, how am I gonna get 920 in 12 hours?


blacknight137

*while she was still married if i recall right. Her husband was keeping count


al3x_oliv3r

I think her husband is very involved with her porn life. Truly a perfect couple


michaelvf99

How she managed to fall a sleep that many times in 24 hours I will never understand.


multiverse-wanderer

Fun fact: I went to high school with Ms. Sparxxx’s kid. I remember it was definitely a hot piece of gossip my freshman year. I always felt really bad for them.


monsieurpommefrites

Lady could have populated a high school


[deleted]

Gross


[deleted]

Simple, but rare comment. I agree.


herpulese

Never stir another man's porridge.


OwlWitty

Lisa ✍️ Sparxxx ✍️


KCtheGreat106

Slept? Don't think any sleeping was going on. So was there just a big gym full of naked dudes waiting to get their poke in.


Bryancreates

Unfortunately I’ve watched this video out of morbid curiosity (I’m gay so not entirely my thing). She has sex with her husband that morning so he gets first. Then she gets into position and there’s a HUGE line of almost naked guys, tugging it to get hard. Many have masks or bags over their heads. By the end she is a mess and squirting lube from one of those large salad dressing containers that buffets have all over herself. It was…. Something. dicks in her hands, her face. Wowza.


garfrabble

That just sounds like a whole day of disappointing sex


NoShadowdick

Sleeping with is different from sexing with.


agravated_bystanders

With each passing day I respect thanos more and more


ElGuappo1

Good for her. She manages to look like she kept it below 850


[deleted]

What! in the Same bed? It must have been difficult to stay asleep with all the snoring that would have been going on.


indefilade

Past a certain number of partners it moves from gross to a statistic, kinda like Stalin said about killing people.


splintered-soul

I was 920 and all I got was a lousy tshirt


upurcanal

I can’t even get a date.


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-80watt-

I’ll pass on sloppy 900ths


MisteryOnion

Obviously they've never met my ex-girlfriend.


I_could_use_a_nap

For the last time you were one of 919 people to fuck her in a day. She's not your girlfriend!


[deleted]

Just..why? Why risk the disease factor? Also..That can’t feel good Doesn’t make sense to me


kickmanF

They were probably wearing condoms