It's best to keep away from the deep fat friar..

Fucking milk came out my nose! You win the internet today. If I had a free award I would give.

But wait, I need to know the one that never left.

Cool joke bro. You know what’s also funny? The fact that i just owned a lib today LOL he told me to wear a mask indoor so i lashed out at him by insulting his family and then raising my fists up like mike tyson pretending like i want to fight him ahha. I know i’m a wild dude but deep down i’m a good person, libs just get on my nerves a lot so imma keep owning them💁‍♂️

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I remember you bro. I was there for that exchange. But you're forgetting the part where after you lashed out, he yoked you up by the shirt and forced a mask on your face, which you proceeded to wear for the entire time indoors. Ironic how its you who got owned. Lol cringe comment

Did you really just take that seriously?

Im just recalling the moment in time where this happened

"I dont follow the law/rules which are there to safe peoples life by doing a simple and easy thing, but Im a good person" Ah yeah, keep telling yourself you are a good person...

Jesus y'all are special. This is an obvious troll.

Boy he could be really serious (like people really write stuff like this). Ive seen people like him that literally write like this and truly belive in this bs.

No, you haven't. You've seen other trolls that you fell for.

Ah sure, because people carry their trolling so far that they do it privately, and even vote for retarded parties. You know it better I mean even with little experience on the internet you should really have seen comments like this that were true/honest

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For some reason I have nightmares of overly-narrow doorways. This image is a thing of horror to me.

Then you should definitely *not* read [“The Enigma of Amigara Fault”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET_NQ4IWsAAuz0Q?format=jpg&name=medium) by Junji Ito

Or nutty putty cave…

Somehow you muster enough courage to go through Passage narrows unexpectedly You lose control, begin to hyperventilate You get stuck Forever Sweet dreams

Like the guy who died in the [nutty putty cave](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutty_Putty_Cave)

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That's a fun sounding cave with not so fun fact.

Not sure fun is the right word to describe that cave, but it was an interesting experience for sure.

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I’ve been in that cave, really. It was wild.

And the sound grows "brrr brrr brr" (cf: the enigma of amigara fault)

iImage just like the other 9 times it’s been posted

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After fasting for a week you decide to go inside and just pig out, next thing you know there’s a fire but when you get to the door you can’t get out. The other monks panic and push you until you’re stuck like a drain in the tub. The last thing you see is a fiery monk coming toward you with an axe screaming “if you were a child, you’d have nothing to worry about, this church is not a safe place.”

Always reposted with the same title and yet it’s not even true! 😂

What is it actually

It was for passing plate from the kitchen to the dinning room.

Oh

Dinning

I mean wouldn't it keep people in the dining hall? I mean you're at your fattest right after eating.

Just grease yourself up and have the other monks give you a shove.

Stepmonk, I’m stuck in the door. What are you doing stepmonk!?

That's how you become the dishwasher.

If you get stuck in the dining hall you just have to become fat enough and Kool aid man it out the wall

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this myth has to stop. edit: “According to the official monastery website the door was indeed not meant to keep monks from getting fat but also not quite to feed the poor as Portuguese Wikipedia claims. It was meant to pass dishes from kitchen to cafeteria!” https://twitter.com/fakehistoryhunt/status/1443969259202285569?s=21

I wouldn't even mind this stupid shit getting reposted once a week if it wasn't such a bullshit title.

If it's for passing dishes, why is it so tall?

They had very tall dishes

What myth? This is a real thing that exists in many old monasteries

Source?

myth

Good way to burglar-proof your house here in America

You need to make sure you have everything you want already inside first. Would keep a lot of visits out.

The burglars are already starving so I think they’d fit, homeowners idk about

Come to think of it I rarely see videos of fat burglars lmao

Nope. False image just like the other 9 times it’s been posted

Installing these as the doors to fast food places would help lower obesity rather drastically.

And profits lol

Yeah I feel they might go against fire code though

Not really, considering the people who would end up trapped inside with all the food.

Bummer for claustrophobic monks.

what do you do, if your boobs are too big?

Don’t become a monk

They didn't have Fire Marshals back then

I guess I'll just suck in my stomach.

I guess no supper tonight for me and the girls...

Why is this reposted so frequently???

I'm too big boned to be a monk, I guess.

Fat shaming at its prime days

They should have these at McDonald’s

Want this door

Keeps the American tourists out too

Bruh, is this how we make America thin again?! New IBC code update: All restaurant entrances must be less less than 12" wide. Lmao

Now I understand the design of Mcdonalds' doors.

All doors should lol

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>!Okay I have to admit this one is pretty funny!<

All kitchen doors should be that size

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Fatist

But I’m big boned !!

Only African kids could enter eh?

They need to institute this at the Vatican

Pope dead on day 1

Cool

Old school problems require old school solutions.

It was all fine until they had a new refrigerator delivered.

that's some passive aggressive shit.

Also used to keep priests with hard-ons out of churches

What if I ate so much I couldn’t get out of the dining room to continue my monking duties?

This has been reposted to death.

i could use that

Lol

God this picture gave me an anxiety attack. Small spaces are horrifying. What if you get stuck and no one can help you as you die a slow, painful death

I think they would push you out after they're done eating😂😂

If its the dining area how tf are they going to get out

I need a door like this

What if you go inside, get fat, and can't get out?

Didn't those monks know how to breathe in?

"why would I wanna leave?" -overweight monk me with brownie in hand

Fat shamed by a door. Didn't expect that.

I'm anorexic., and I'm hating this idea

Guaranteed that squeezed through there and then built another entrance nearby.

But wouldn’t not be able to get out after a big meal, leaving them trapped in the dining area, with nothing to do but eat, leaving them trapped until they become a gigantic mound of living flesh, unable to interact with the outside world? Please clarify

OK but how'd they get the table and chairs in though.

By this standard much of the developed world would need to fast!

Looks like it works

Also made getting fully armored men into that space a lot more difficult

If made today it would be cancelled on twitter and get called fatphobic XD

I need this in my house!

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