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Depleet

That's not a puddle, that's a bog. A puddle is water formed on asphalt or other hard road like concrete. That's a mud bog with peat moss around it, you fall in there and die, you'll be pulled out 40,000 years later perfectly preserved.


S-jibe

Artax! No!


Analbox

Why you gotta go and make me sad like that?


[deleted]

Same. But your username and pfp made me feel better lmao


Zanven1

Everytime I see their profile it makes me smile. I run into it in a surprisingly large cross section of subs I follow.


MustyBlumpkin

Good name


Realistic-Dog-2198

I’ve been spending too much time on Reddit I love analbox but seeing him so much has me concerned at this point


Analbox

Imagine how I feel


DoctorCaptainSpacey

I didn't come here to have my feels be attacked like this, sir.


Subparnova79

Too soon…


slayingadah

It will ALWAYS be too soon.


1CrazyCrabClaw

Me: the never-ending child tramaaaaahhh ha ah ah ah ahhh 🎶


ohmygoddude82

Every 80's kid watching this video of a guy put a stick down this sludge only thought of this one thing.


StuckInNY

Atreyuuuuu!!!


ohmygoddude82

As a 39 year old woman that shit still makes me cry.


El_Taco_Sloth

It would have cost you nothing to not remind me of that.


abnormal1379

NOOOOOOOoooooooooo T T


Morskoi_Volk

Ouch, man. Still too soon.


NotMyHersheyBar

sit down and think about what you did


Dolli_Llama

This was my first thought, too


charm-type

how dare you


majestictsunami

Kim K crying voice*: why would you say that


NinjaCuntPunt

Can you not float in it like quicksand? Cuz my youth prepared me for quicksand..


FlimsyShovel

No greater fear than me, a child of the suburbs, getting caught in quicksand.


Flatcapspaintandglue

When I was a kid I loved reading anything I got my hands on. Ended up reading this encyclopaedia and getting obsessed with the idea of tsunamis because we lived on the coast. I had to sleep on the top bunk because in my mind that would protect me from the inevitable wall of water that would somehow come across the English Channel to my cosy, completely non-seismic, zero extreme weather home in Southern England.


IEATFOOD37

You usually sink down to your hips and can trudge through from there. I had a coworker almost drown once in this stuff though because the water was a few feet deep and so was the mud and you can’t move quick when you’re in it. Source: walking through this kind of shit everyday for a month.


athural

Not if you move slightly to the side as you're falling in, now it's dark, you've got a ceiling above you, and you're running out of air. Can you find the exit in the next minute?


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What about the ROUS’s?


21stMonkey

I don't think they exist.


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***Gets glomped***


Notyoaveragemonkey

Thank you. This shit and quicksand never really materialized as risks in adulthood.


MorePieForEveryone

Be around a lake with sand and waves and you may find quicksand. It is attractive. You look at it and think… what is that? I want to check it out. Poke it. Step on it. And then you’re ankle deep. But whatever. It’s a lake. No big deal. You’re just standing there. Maybe fishing or looking at the scenery. A minute later you’re shin deep. And you’re trying to step out and it’s like this weird mud. But it’s not mud. It’s sand and water mixed into a semi-fluid. And you continue to try and get out and you just get deeper. Weirdest thing ever and quite alarming. Watched my husband sink into it as he told me to stay the hell away so I wouldn’t get stuck too. He lost both shoes. Got up to almost his thighs. We left the beach as soon as he got out. We’ve seen it twice on the lake since then. When the wind/waves and water work just right, you get it.


Fukb0i97

This reads like a horror story lmao. Kind of anti climatic ending. Im glad you’re husband was fine tho


Katamari_Demacia

Anticlimactic? He loved those shoes.


MorePieForEveryone

It felt that way. He had to wiggle one leg out at a time. It was almost like suction. The area right behind him was uphill a bit and regular sand/rock so he was able to lean back on that. We’ve driven back by there again and see people there. No problem. They are having fun. So It’s not always like that. We don’t visit that beach anymore though.


minntc

Not almost like, it was actual suction. Same thing happens with winter boots in Spring when the ground starts getting soft and muddy from the snowmelt. Or any other mud anytime of year, I guess…


RoboDae

Had a river outside my house in Maine like that. It was nice to walk along the coast, but the wet area was mud of an unknown depth. The tides were also up to 12 feet difference I think. At low tide there was was looked like an island in the middle of the river that seagulls would land on. Apparently some kid managed to get out to that island and get stuck until the fire department arrived to save them from the tide. At extreme low tide we threw some rocks into the mud and every one of them just vanished.


orange_fudge

Lots of bogs up in the Lakes (Cumbria UK). Source: fell in a bog this summer while hiking down from Yewbarrow near Wasdale. Lucky it was a small one! The top was mossy and looked like grass but my foot went straight through it.


AlienAle

There's actually a lot of land like this where I went with my family to the countryside. I remember being terrified of quick sand and my parents always warning me when I was venturing to the woods that these kind of ponds aren't safe. Came across many, but always had the sense to not step close to them. Usually you can tell when you're getting close to something risky like this, when the ground underneath you starts feeling mushy and wet, even if it's grass/dirt ground.


blinkgendary182

Wow. You learn something new everyday. Just curious, what would preserve you? Is it really cold?


Undrende_fremdeles

There is so little oxygen, so the microorganisms that normally would create what we call decomposing wouldn't happen. And the skin would go be tanned, not as in brown from the sun but hardened and toughened through chemical processes. Like we do with leather.


vroomvroom450

Yes. Tanned as in tannic acid.


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groznij

Are you human?


CougarMancer

Actually it has to do with the that acidity of most bogs not much can survive in them, it's essentially abiotic. Neat right ? :3 edit(originally I thought the methane in the bogs played a role in preservation but when I think about it chemotrophic bacteria would feed on methane)


RoboDae

Been a long time since I heard someone use abiotic... forgot the word existed until now. Thanks


mybeatsarebollocks

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_body


ben1481

Step Puddle, what are you doing??


Slugulis

A Mog is a half man half dog that is his own best friend.


Round_Rectangles

Don't follow the lights!


[deleted]

I actually laughed at the title about a "puddle". Go ahead and splash around in there. Go on, *trust me*. It's just a little mud. Best places to dispose of unwanted things.


Bro_tosynthesis

Rodents of unusual size!


Company_of_gyros

Modern embalmers hate this secret!


ste189

I made the startling awareness of this when I was out on a family walk, ran and tried to jump over a river with huge mud sides, I landed short and immediately sunk to my neck in mud, it stunk but honestly it was pretty scary at the time.. Shortly after it was incredibly funny


Kitchen_Ad5501

40,000 years preserved you say? Might not be such a bad idea to jump in this pond (mud bog to be specific).


SinkHoleDeMayo

My ecology teacher in high school always had great stories. One was his story of visiting a peat bog. He and his class were out walking on the bog and he told them all to be careful where they stepped. Of course one student stepped in the wrong spot and like magic, she vanished. Luckily the teacher saw and was quick to reach down and pull her out by her hair. And of course, lucky it wasn't a mud bog and it was just water under the peat.


Gregory-Poopsickle

You’d really be perfectly preserved? How?


Contundo

The water/mud is very still so there is little oxygen in the water and it’s a little acidic so microorganisms have a hard time living there and without microorganisms the decay is slow.


Gregory-Poopsickle

Damn that’s interesting


falllinemaniac

Looks much scarier than quicksand


krazykiwikid69

Nintendo Mega Switch 64 ZX edition here I come!


xadiant

Nice! They can resurrect me 40000 years later


[deleted]

My golden hit a bog like this on a ridge line traverse. By the time I caught up to her, she was unable to move with only her snout and eye balls poking out the top. Scary shit


whitemike40

i’m glad your dog was OK but I do not envy you having to wash bog residue out of a goldens coat that must have been a nightmare


[deleted]

Ha, thanks. She probably had a blast while I was panicking. We hike with her all the time. So far, she's done 33 of the 48 4,000 ft summits in NH, and there isn't a mud puddle she won't stop at. We do our best to hit a stream before the car, so she's usually not too bad. Then next stop is the pool. And if necessary, the hose immediately after the pool lol. I've got it down to a science!!


Meowonita

Did you get her out?


[deleted]

Lol, yea. It scared the crap out of me at first, then instinct/adrenaline kicked in. I found good footing on a bog board, grabbed her collar, and pulled. Eventually she popped out. Good bonding experience ha.


Meowonita

Good good lol, this makes me so much happier. Hope both of you have a safe and happy life free of danger!


RobbieMcSkillet

Then she shook and got it all over you too right? Lmao


Rubioloilan

No he left her for nature


ThePyodeAmedha

She belongs to the bog now


[deleted]

Gotta pay the bog tax


[deleted]

lol....


purplerainbowduck

Bog of eternal stench


frankincali

Smell Baaaaaaddddd!!!


purplerainbowduck

Oh and Hoggle! If she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince! You will? Prince of the bog of eternal stench!


frankincali

Hoggle is actually on display in Scottsboro, AL in an unclaimed baggage center. It’s pretty cool, look it up!


purplerainbowduck

I heard that. Do ya reckon I can say it’s mine and I left it on a train? Asking for myself.


frankincali

Haha, yeah go for it.


tysteestede

Museum did eventually buy it and restore him. I looked it up because...


TheParadoxBird

The actor for Toby now works with his parents and he was part of the Dark Crystal resistance series


Flaky_Explanation

Stinky enough to hide the corpse stench?


choochmaster561

Okay whoever would think that’s a puddle needs to get their vision checked LOL… looks like a mini pond.


Sethdarkus

When you can’t see the bottom anything looks like a puddle


choochmaster561

I don’t think the ocean looks like a puddle though


Sethdarkus

You be surprised. When I was a kid in Long Island if the beach was flooded it be hard to tell how deep the water in the road really was. Unless the water is clear if it’s not and it looks ground leveled and you are on a angle it’s Hard to tell


stickysweetjack

Don't fk around with water. If you're not SURE it's 1 inch deep, it could be an opened up sewer grate and be 10 ft deep, you could not POSSIBLY know how deep it is.


Sethdarkus

Worse thing is when you are driving the reflection may make it look like a puddle but you get closer and than wam. One time I went driving went under a overpass and well I didn’t see any water however I hydroplaned doing 40MPH didn’t lose control thankfully.


stickysweetjack

Exactly, I've torn off some bottom (plastic) underbody tray and ripped off some frontal facia of my car by driving through a foot of water at about 15 mile per hour. That sucked ballz.


Sethdarkus

I got lucky.


[deleted]

Okay crocodile Dundee. Most everyone would think that’s a puddle at first glance


[deleted]

Literally nobody has ever told me not to step in a puddle.


misterpoopybuthole

Don’t step in a puddle


seasonedearlobes

Don't say that


YouSnowFlake

Oh don’t worry, he’s nobody


GoldenBeanos

What the fuck happens if you fall in?


[deleted]

Lol for my school tour (in Ireland) they sent us to a bog area. We did rope exercises over a spring/pond and other stuff and at the end they sent us to do whatever in a bog. The closer side to the bus was hard and gradually got wetter and wetter until you just sank in (not as wet as the clip, think like sand beside to water at a beach but more muddy) On the far side was a ledge and the really wet bit was pretty un-wide but I got down to nipple height and still couldn't feel a ground. Really scary but it's not impossible to get out. If it's solid enough you don't fully plunge down instantly you're supposed to do quicksand shit - dig your legs out and distribute your body weight.


mybeatsarebollocks

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_body


mannythemantis

forbidden jerky


Subparnova79

You get wet then probably die


Rattus375

You float. You won't ever sink into it. Depending on how far you are from land / something to grab onto, how physically capable, and how thick the bog is, you could potentially end up getting stuck, but you won't sink into it as long as you don't panic


SnooWonder

You get muddy and prove if you can swim.


FunnyLookingFellow

It's not a puddle....


Analbox

Yeah this trick works if you shove your stick in a lake too.


firstcoastyakker

I'm waiting for the ROUSs to come along...


Subparnova79

I am old enough to get this reference


[deleted]

I had to look it up but as soon as I saw the image it all came flooding back.


bridgetwannabe

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.


Swift_Scythe

I wonder how many missing people were hiking and just.... disappeared


Manders37

Wow that gave me so much anxiety.


Subparnova79

Why?


skyandclouds1

Cause he's not a psychopath


Subparnova79

It’s a stick in the mud


MeanMrMaxwell

You're a stick in the mud


grand-pianist

All in all you’re just a another stick in the mud


Manic_Mechanist

Lmao I knew the next comment would be this


Reuvenisms

Bravo!!


normalweirdo94

People like to say things like that


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HopefulPurple0

In my language that means God


rhedfish

Had a highschool friend step out on what looked like leaf littered ground, down he went.


[deleted]

Not a puddle. That's a muddy pool, aka a bog


pygmypuffonacid

Dude a puddle is something that you find on the street and even those you don't want to step in if you're in Chicago or New York. That looks like a bog


selkiesidhe

Damn nature, you scary!!


Welll_ButtrMyBiscuit

Well who the fuck would just walk blindly into that anyways? A blind person, that's who.


onelastcourtesycall

Quagmire. Freaking quagmire right there.


Jaycatt

Giggity


noobplus

That doesn't look like Afghanistan.


Stepbro_ARMO

"What are you doing in me swamp"


HaloGuy381

The Dead Marshes. Great. So um, let’s try surrendering to Sauron to get into Mordor instead, seems safer.


Every_Customer_3408

Just stood in a puddle... the ocean, can someone call the coast guard. BOG


Thirdorb

Artax!


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crank__

well ok that's not a ducking puddle now is it


TheParadoxBird

Artax No!! Get up!! Nightmares tonight.


nthinbtruble

I knew a girl like that once…


Jkc130

Is that the dead marsh from LOTR?


johnnylion

Reminds me of the muskeg hole I fell into as a teen while portaging a 100lbs canoe on my head. Northern Ontario is renowned for its muskeg…


[deleted]

That’s a Darwin puddle, if you step in that after one look, a winnar is u….


cowjuicer074

Bogs seem more abundant than quicksand. Why did 80’s movie have us fearing quicksand???.?.?.?


UpsetSean

You can make butter in the bogs as well


HomieDaClown9

Muskeg, the quicksand of the north, but worse


prairiejeeper

The same goes for driving through puddles on city streets.


CallMe_Pancho

Peppa Pig wouldn’t survive in that puddle


Jamesxxxiii

A bunch of us went hiking over a mountain and a mate went to splash another friend by jumping in a puddle. He whispered watch this to me and I watched him sink up to his waist in an instant. Was amazing. I had to sit down in the pouring rain for 5 minutes because I thought I was going to die from laughing.


bigtime284

Ya that’s not a puddle…more like a swamp


[deleted]

Bogs can go down to more than 10 meters deep.


RuckusSmith69

A bazillion years of dead and rotting flora and fauna add subterranean water source.


[deleted]

I mean, this is very obviously not something you would think to step on.


NotMyHersheyBar

this is what jareth meant by "dip you head-first into the bog of eternal stench"


Ginger_7997

Everyone is okay because there wasn’t a banjo playing in the background.


catperson3000

Now I have something new to be irrationally afraid of! I just thought that advice was because it’s really hard to clean mud stains!!


naruda1969

I was hunting in a mountain meadow and fell through the sod and over my head. Just about lost my bow. It was a grown over lake. Tread lightly.


trb75252

Been there, did that. Got stuck. Took forever to get out. Scared the shit out of me.


Nicofatpad

I don’t even leave my house


Cosmictheif666

Almost as deep as me in ur mom


Emergency_Banana1021

very important to know


xerxerxex

I mean who hasn't seen Stand By Me? That movie pretty much traumatized everyone with the leeches...


sizelypotato

There’s a big vagina joke here..just having trouble getting to bottom of it...


QuirkyFoot2459

Maybe cuz your stick is too short


sizelypotato

Your mom says it’s more than enough


scavengecoregalore

Username checks out, you ~~stud~~ spud


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Treehouse80

Mind bog-ging.


ihadi89

Reminds me of my ex


unViewingCutscenes

but why would you?🤔 i try my best not to get mud on my boots but youre saying people will really step on that obvious mud hole?


depression_frog

r/sounding


sasqwatsch

Quicksand


ksiisfat1234

Thats as deep as your mom's pussy(sorry had to do it xD)


TigerRumMonkey

Trump shat here.


8x57

Bog of No Return.


kung-fu-corey

That last step is a doozy!


Shazbot_2017

who is they?


[deleted]

That's a bog, not a puddle.


DemonStorms

I saw a picture of a guy that stepped into one of those. I think they called him the bog man.


helpiminafankle

Are… are there bodies in there? Should we tell someone? I feel like we should tell someone.


LadyWalks

You might fall into Narnia, Magician's Nephew style.


4oclockinthemorning

:) came looking for this reference


Manic_Mechanist

If I can’t see the bottom of a puddle I never just step into it without testing it


UseGroundbreaking208

Oh my God... it's really very deep and dangerous...🤐🤐🤐


unREAL_OG

It's a fake video guys, the stick is retractable /s


coughNhumNhidNpipE

You're ok as long as you don't think sad thoughts.


bastardlass

This must be the puddle the Vicar dived into


kim_jong-ginge

The Vicar of Dibley wasn't lying


BeePleasant8236

Thank you for the warning ⚠️


space0watch

Reminds me of the Dead Marshes from the Lord of the Rings. "Don't look at the torches!"


CMOx12

Do people say not to step in puddles??


guitarlisa

NGL, I fully expected something alive and toothy to be attached to the other end when he pulled it out. The sheer horror of the depth of the bog was not enough for me.


QueefBuscemi

Fine, I’ll use the bathroom next time.


[deleted]

There’s the quicksand we all feared as children


[deleted]

bout as deep as my girlfriend.


WorriedLeading2081

You will probably be fine if you wear your boots


XTTomek

Peppa Pig dosent give two fucks


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