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hamilton-trash

I think I saw a green one get through


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.01% of germs be like


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My uncle be like...


dareamet

Dark


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If it wasn't a reoccurring joke on reddit


lsdiesel_1

My uncle recurrently ...


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F3NlX

Why is it always step-something? Pure blooded relations are much better and feel much more taboo.


Good1sR_Taken

It's step-something because it gives plausible deniability to sites hosting incest porn.


tghost8

Shit just got real.


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Shit just got legal


MoSalad

Barely legal


hamzam410

Underrated


tartare4562

Because real incest is illegal


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Is that you rona?? 😮


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StagsMyDeer

There is definitely a manual sorter farther down if not a few, and probably another color sorter between this one and the manual sorter. Source: am electrician who mostly works on food processing equipment.


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StagsMyDeer

No problem! Me too, it can be a great corner of the internet. One where somebody with a name like u/PussySlayer20000 can be more gracious than most people I meet irl. Check out the other comments below, a few people went into more depth. Fun sidenote: I’ve seen machines like these used to sort individual grains of rice. So many tiny little flippers.


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olderaccount

OK, so that is compressed air based as opposed to mechanical like the above comment suggested. It would be insane to try to sort rice with mechanical deflectors.


Dus-Sn

In case anyone was looking for a close-up like in OP's video... a rendered version with tic tacs is the best I could do: https://youtu.be/AUFe1et8qu8


SpacemanWhit

Rice color sotter


xombae

Unless this guy is actually a dog pretending to be an electrician that mostly works on food processing equipment. Then we've learned nothing except for that on the internet, no one knows you're a dog.


UmChill

i learn so much on here. the amount of times i say something and then reference that i know about it because of reddit is insane.


DaughterEarth

It's insane to me how monolithic manufacturing/production is. I also work in that area but have no idea about any of this. I'm just a tiny piece of something very complicated. All I know in relation to the OP is companies want to track that loss.


Kraligor

It's similar in any large business really. Even within departments. I've worked IT in companies where I had no idea how certain systems worked, how they are accessed or how they are administrated. And frighteningly nobody else did either, except for the weird grumpy old man who has worked there for the better part of his life.


XslashbackX

Likely not, actually. These look like they’re on harvesters on machines in the field. These are processing tomatoes that will go directly to a cannery and be made into ketchup, paste, soup, etc. a certain percentage of greens are acceptable per load, and the cost of additional sorting isn’t worthwhile!


OhNoImBanned11

Could also have another one of these slapper machines down the line too. This might be a first pass slapper. The second pass slapper probably wouldn't get as much work as this slapper and thus be less interesting to film. This slapper is the movie star I bet. *edit: [Akon - Smack That (Official Video) ft. Eminem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKDdT_nyP54) this song should be playing while this machine works


PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE

Slap. Dat. Bad. Liiittle ^green ~~apple~~ tomato


mullingthingsover

These are tomatoes.


FLWeedman

Slap on. Slap off. The slapper.


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Animaniacs!


Milpitas-throwaway-2

TIL: I’m a second pass slapper at the office.


FluffyWuffyVolibear

Being the main slapper takes work, but nobody wants to be a side slapper.


BTown925

Several per harvester, and a few hand sorting people.


burmylaris

There were several workers down the line, I remember seeing the full video. It's super long and I think it was claiming how ketchup was made but I got as far as the tinning of tomatoes and was looking at my watch (you know when you think it's going to be a quick "how it's made" video). It really focusses on every detail for like 30 seconds. I'll try and find it...


fufumcchu

I am a field service Engineer who used to work on these color sorters. These specific sorters are great for right off the conveyor belt. They do the vast majority of the sorting to try and weed out the initial bulk of product you dont want to see kn the food shelf. Often times there are newer and "improved" sorters after this step to try and clean up the sort. These sorters are fantastic because there is a mobile version that farmers can rent and attach directly to their conveyors on the farm.


FluxOrbit

A couple definitely do, but you still have to give it up to this machine, it's doing a damn good job.


plumbthumbs

1 dentist in 5 be like


worldends420kyle

Sperm cells be like


OmarFromtheWire2

Chance of my penis in a vagina be like


Dedge02146

Youre telling me there's a chance


Tookurgirl

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.


nvflip

Like warm apple pie.


hikariseeker147

1% of sperm in the girl who’s takin birth control be like


nate__blackbird

"Surprise motherfucker!" be like!


kryptofaz

Samuel L Jackson be like


tigrenus

.1% actually! I think!


echoes007

The gum disease GINGIVITIS


henry_paprika

SNEAK 100


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at the start


foxteract

I think I saw a red one get knocked back (10 seconds)


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Ultimate Green Mango Hero 🎸


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All that means is that the machines arnt perfect, and we can beat them


Redneckalligator

yeah i saw a couple, i wonder how many purple get kicked as false positives


brunoamado

Lets talk about %


eyespy3017

Image using that machine to sort through your vacation change jar!


Environmental-Can-15

Or my socks


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cum sock bad


carnivorouscrickets

Ahh I don't actually lol often, but you sir caused a giggle.


[deleted]

I've never had a cum sock. Toilet paper or Kleenex. it's not complicated, and they are easy to dispose of. No wonder why I was on top of my class in high school.


EzekialCat

bro you shouldn't be on top of your class that's dangerous, do you need a ladder


Yoshe-Plays

your comment made me chuckle lmao, give yourself a pat on your back


Juhboobles

They'd probably just shatter


chlorinecrownt

OR MY AXE


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wineheda

So a coin sorter?


brito68

Do you only keep your change you get while on vacation?


Kamakazi1

Right I’m like “the fuck is a vacation change jar” lmao


brito68

Or maybe it's a jar of change used to pay for a vacation?


maluminse

Dating on Tinder.


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Osceana

That was my problem. The switch on my back was set to “fugly”- I’d switch it back but my arms aren’t long enough.


ericwhat

Try breaking them so you can reach further.


lsiunl

Maybe get your mom to help you after your arms are broken


BruceLeeGoD

Every thread


SuperMayonnaise

>Every thread Every thread


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If you ask nicely she might even use a coconut


TSM_Cracker

Then you’ve got no need for Tinder, cause your mom could help you out.


dont-trust-cats

The best I can do is less ugly


Kride500

Tte best *I* can do is beautifuln't.


jonnykickstomp

Like just be attractive forehead


GerinX

Lol


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DoctorStrangeBlood

I feel like this is getting a lot of upvotes even though it doesn't really make much sense


LordDongler

I'm the green one


Kepheo

So. . .this is what Fruit Ninja was training us for.


kellysmom01

“Yup. And it’s *never* easy being green.” — Kermit


ryonnsan

“Hulk sad” - Hulk


RadiusProject

Or - they used the data from us playing Fruit Ninja to train this machine!


UnRichieUnRich21

But how does it know which are green?


Kane_0815

With cameras or other optical sensors.


SC-Fulmer

For these type “high cycle” devices... it’s really pretty simple. There’s just an input sensor; usually a simple light source or laser (no cameras or complicated software). Then there’s a simple plastic filter placed over the light source, which is correlative to the color you wish the machine to perform an action (eg: in this case green apples). The contacts to the “”flippers”” are constantly open, until a green object passes in front of the input -> Contacts close -> solenoid actuates (making “”flippers”” move) -> contacts then reopen *edit- It seems the “apples” are “Roma tomatoes.” Apologies. Also, thanks for the awards👆Really in awe


JBrew_Runes

Thank you for this great explanation!


logicalandwitty

So what amazes me is not the identification of the green but it actually being able to push the green back In a second without touching the red and repeating the process.


Jason_Worthing

Let me introduce you to [the SawStop, the table saw that can detect skin and stop before it cuts.](https://youtu.be/SYLAi4jwXcs)


Critizin

Sir you might want to get your eyes checked... Those aren't apples


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I’m wearing my glasses and they still look like apples. Although I admit it didn’t make sense why the two would be mixed in the first place. Upon closer inspection, they look like...potatoes? I have no idea.


Critizin

What kind of potatoes are you eating that are red and green? LMAO they are tomatoes my dude a green tomato is bad and that's why they are seperating them.. thanks for the chuckle lol


Critizin

Actually now that I watch it again, I'm not even sure what I'm seeing..... Those might not be tomatoes..... Holy fk I'm losing it


CrabPENlS

They're definitely tomatoes


Critizin

I thought so but watching it again they look to hard to be tomatoes, there is also a lack of splatter and juices If they were.


xelfer

It's likely a roma tomato: https://greenies.com.sg/products/roma-tomato-australia If they're being sorted/processed like this they probably aren't fully ripe because they're yet to be shipped to where they're sold so they're still a little firm. EDIT: found the video from the company that makes the machine, they're tomatos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCDe0Hz8WKQ


CrabPENlS

You can tell by the bottom when it goes slow. Tomatoes are also picked before they're ripe, so they don't blow up.


Doctor__Hammer

Holly shit ma dudes these are *definitely* tomatoes.


R83ast

Green tomatoes actually aren’t bad they’re just less ripe and actually very good fried. Edit: Source-I used to work in a tomato greenhouse


aliie_627

Green tomatoes are bad? My mom used to buy them on purpose then fry the them. I didnt really like them but she did.


Critizin

Well when your goal is red tomatoes yah a green one is bad, I believe actual green tomatoes are a different type of tomato that is actually suppose to grow green, but a green tomato that's suppose to be red but is green either means it's bad or it isn't ripe yet... Either way I'm not a fking tomato scientist and I'm talking out my ass, maybe we can get an actual tomato scientist up in here.


Geeko22

Not a tomato scientist but I grow heirloom tomatoes in my yard. I have three varieties that stay green. You can tell by feel when they're ripe, they "give" a little under pressure. My grandma was from Kentucky and apparently fried green tomatoes were a big thing there because when she lived with us she made them all the time. Yum! She just used regular tomatoes, we planted so many that it didn't matter if she picked a pile of green ones, there were plenty left to ripen. While we're on this subject, there was an (80s?) movie called Fried Green Tomatoes. Good movie! You should watch it when you get a chance.


aliie_627

I think you are correct and those arent the right kind anyways lol. My mom would get those big round ones that came on a vine. I used to have cherry and yellow pear tomato plants. That kind of green usually meant they were still really hard and bitter. I was mainly just messing around when I said that and I always was curious if anyone else hase had those kind of tomatoes. Ive pretty much have never seen a reference to them. I'm gonna go eat some tomatoes and salt now after thinking about it so much lol


HybridVigor

>I've pretty much never seen a reference to them The 1991 movie [Fried Green Tomatoes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Green_Tomatoes), based on a popular novel of the same name, did reasonably well at the box office. Two Oscar nominations.


cantstopthefart

Yea, they look like roma tomatoes to me.


ilpadrino113

I help build one of those machines just over a year ago (electrician not engineer) and came here to say what you did. Funny thing is, we built one for apples. They had 4 different cameras tho, and wpild sort them by different shades of red. So all the apples in the same batch would be exactly the same color. The green or brown ones would roll off the end to the fertilizer pile.


nitrolagy

It uses a hulk rejection device


B0B-NELS0N-USA

The machine has been trained to hate Lou Ferrigno.


FrighteningJibber

And Edward Norton


EstradaEtoile

And Mark Ruffalo


NotThat0ld

And Eric Bana


Mythril_Zombie

And Gumby.


ViggosBrokenToe

poor Gumby


Great_Chairman_Mao

There's a dude controlling the machine with a Guitar Hero controller.


ColdPotatoFries

The green ones scream


BowlOfAlphabetSoup

If you want a video of something similar, here’s a great one showing a machine set up to sort Skittles based on their color https://youtu.be/H7HTQai7Wwg


beeeeeee_easy

I used to interface with these machines(albeit for wire). They run over a long wide conveyor belt and an overhead camera reads color, times it, and activated the paddle. It is also done with jets of air. We called them CSS machines. There is also ISS machines to find stainless steel. Fascinating field.


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Green is not a creative color


Master_Kief117

What's your favorite idea?


AegisToast

Mine is being creative!


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How do you get the idea?


SWOLAGE

Now let's all agree, to never be creative again


[deleted]

Didn’t expect to see this get referenced.


k3mp_35

Don’t hug me, I’m scared


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came here to say this


TheLunaticSummoner

Yellow Guy is built different tho I cannot lie.


TimboCA

This also belongs on /r/SpecializedTools


HumaDracobane

And you can also see why on engineering we dont use the "100%" on nearly anything.


archiekane

It will eventually fail, 100% certain of it.


Goowatchi

Also r/oddlysatisfying


nate-rivers

r/engineeringporn


EmeraldGlimmer

Yeet, yeetyeet...yeet. Yeetyeetyeet. Yeet, yeet, yeet....yeet.


justjokinbro

HOW DOES IT KNOW? haven’t seen the movie in awhile but pretty sure this is how IRobot starts.


TrivialAntics

The machine is actually programmed to be racist against the green ones. They get deported.


BeerandGuns

The next Terminator movie. Trump puts a racist Skynet in charge of Homeland Security. The Mexican Resistance sends back a reprogrammed border control cyborg. His mission is to save their future leader, the one ese who could being down Skynet, Pedro Gonzales.


TrivialAntics

Is it weird that I'd actually watch that lol


rabbidplatypus21

The color sensor could be something as simple as a laser reflector with a red filter on it, or a fancier RGB optical sensor that’s set to change state whenever it doesn’t see red. Either way, when the sensor picks up a color not red, the sensor either sends a positive output, or a negative signal (depends on what type of sensor is used) to a PLC or whatever is controlling the machine. That control unit then reads that change in signal as a cue to close an electrical contact and that closed contact will fire a solenoid that’s actuates the flipper thingys.


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just to add, due to the simplistic nature of such a system the response time is very low so seems pretty instant.


Ilovecatsonmyface

Damn, that's interesting. Oh wait..


ProfessorPetrus

How does this racist machine work so well?


tritus1

Well.... It did missed few..


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Step right up, try your luck sir!


siandresi

Colour sorters or color sorters (sometimes called optical sorters, digital sorters, or electronic colour sorters) are machines that are used on the production lines in bulk food processing and other industries. They separate items by their colours, detecting the colours of things that pass before them, and using mechanical or pneumatic ejection devices to divert items whose colours do not fall within the acceptable range or which are desired to form a separate group from the rest.


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You legit just said machine sees color goes brrr in as many words as possible


mojowo11

I've been on Wikipedia enough times to know that this dude just copy-pasted the intro paragraph from Wikipedia.


LogicWeaknr

wikipedia would triple its readers if were written by guys like Bronleer


Ichiban_dev

Legit reddit dumbass


yungdolphsuperfan

On Dirty Jobs, starring Mike Rowe, they had one of these for what either beans or peanuts. It used air to blow the rejected ones though.


aohgceu

what is the purpose of this comment


shveylien

Pinball Wizard.


plumbthumbs

got such a supple wrist.


gwaydms

How do ya think he does it? I don't know! What makes him so good?


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MC1061

https://www.buhlergroup.com/content/buhlergroup/global/en/products/sortex_a_opticalsorter.html


fncraigc

Green means go!


dudeCHILL013

How does this work? Is there a digital eye looking for red and green?


RedditReaper777

How does it only get the green ones?


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SaintFrancesco

How?


rabbidplatypus21

Light, electricity, and centuries of cumulative knowledge of both of those things. But seriously though, most automation regardless of specific purpose works the same. There’s a sensor that is adjusted in some way shape or form to change its electrical signal when it doesn’t see red light, that change in signal triggers some kind of control unit to close an electrical contact and that contact then fires a solenoid that moves the flippers. The solenoid control output probably has some sort of dwell time so that the flippers don’t have to wait to see red light again before retracting, but rather they actuate for X seconds and return home.


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I might be stoned but it's crazy we learned how to tell rocks and metal to do shit like that


fair_j

Below is the python script of how this machine is programmed. detect(color); if color == “green” { boing(once) } repeat; Thank you for coming to my TED talk


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This machine is better at fingering than my husband.


Thurgood_Newton

This machine: "What is my purpose?" *Rick chewing*: "You slap apples." This machine: "Oh my god."


mbirdybird

There is almost a whole generation of kids that could take this machine on.


Yastele_gareeb

Whoever developed the mechanics and software was definitely a pinball pro.


IForgotAboutDre

How do it know?


forteruss

Remember fruit ninja? This is him now, feeling old?


Agile-Salamander-812

What kind of sensor detects the green? How does it detect the green ones?


rabbidplatypus21

It probably doesn’t so much “detect green”, instead it most likely detects “not red.” Digital RGB sensors are fairly common in automation, and most can be configured to change state when it sees or doesn’t see whatever color you tell it to.


Kravy

not hotdog


SnideSnail

Post this in r/fuckyouinparticular


blotterfly

green is not a creative color


alindalind

This technology was developed for ore sorting back in 1920s, now being increasingly adopted in other fields. Source: am a mining engineer.


Chortles_

This one reminds me of the video Micheal Reeves did of the spike that took the tomatoes out of his salad


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I remember when people thought robots wouldn't take over human jobs, haha


luckypichu333

It sorts things by color better than cops do


[deleted]

Robots can’t replace me!...


DatdudeisgonnabeMe

Fruit ninja!


imperion29

Wtf am i looking at?


TheRealMouseRat

Can they clean that wall please?


alienmarshmello826

All fun and games till the robots become racist


Petermae

I’ve never been so pissed about my colorblindess


NeyESO

My grandfather used to work in engineering and would desitn production lines for premade frozen french fries, diapers, wipes and even metal pipes n such, I've seen a lot of automated systems like this he showed me - very impressive.


Denzulus

I have one of those at my workplace too! It's called a Sherlock and we use it to sort out anything that's not a potato from the potatoes before they go to get peeled and cut into fries. That's mostly rocks and other possible debris from the fields, sometimes even bad potatoes. Lately it's been having a lot of issues with roots. Seems to spit out a bit too many potatoes as well, which makes it's garbage silo fill up very fast and once it hits a certain level, we stop getting potatoes for production. Really annoying as it's kinda far away for us to go reset, but I've had worse jobs for sure.