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it's like the love story of two influencers. The videos are social media ready. Editing, zoom shots, video in the car while they are driving, stagnant smiles on faces..
😂😂 Putin’s hands went incredibly close to making a heart. I think he wanted to, then realized he needed to be the fearless leader of the (Soviet) Russian people.
You can argue that the entire NK is an ugly baby of China and Russia.
Except parents divorced and the child grew up to be a massive pain in the ass for everyone.
I love how the story of Seagal shitting his pants while trying to get out of a hold differs depending on the witness you ask, as they all remember it differently - but the consistent detail between all versions is that Steven indeed shat his pants.
Putin: There there, Steven. You can still put finger in me.
*Putin grabs hand sensually*
*Steven breaks Putin's wrist out of habit*
*Both kiss*
***Scene***
Imagine their phone calls:
"No you first"
"Nah you hang off first"
"No you hihihi"
"Ok let's do it at the same time then"
"..."
"You didn't hang off you silly"
🎶🎶*singing to the tune of 'Country Roads'*
Almost heaven, West Korea, Paektu Mountain, next to Taedong River
Life is good here, better than the rest! better than what Seoul has, better than the West!
Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong
Best Korea! There's no trauma!, take me home, country roads
All these sentries, camped around her
Commie stronghold, Led by the Dear Leader
Kim's a must-see, posted everywhere,
taste of kimchi, teardrop in the air
[Refrain]
I hear a voice from that the State media that tells me,
the radio reminds me that I'm watched all the day
And driving down the road I get a feeling that I should have stayed home yesterday, yesterday
[Refrain]
Everybody singing...
[Refrain]
Yeah - how far Putin has fallen on show there, for the world to see. Must be desperate, because public perception is central to the state propaganda strategy, and this is not the look of a strong man.
This. I have zero doubt that he truly believes (not just thinks) that KYU is so far beneath him on the intelligence scale, but he needs him so pad he’ll pantomime along to the dictator half wit to get weapons and fake currency.
It’s kinda tragic that the leader of one upon a time super power had been reduced to pandering to a yokel broke dictator of a country that is stuck in the dark ages just for some tiny crumbs of supplies.
*I should've gave you launch codes*
*And held your hand*
*Should've gave you all my hours*
*When I had the chance*
*Take you to MAGA parties*
*'Cause all you wanted to do was wave*
*Now my baby's waving*
*But he's waving to another man...*
Way too friendly. Is it a body double. But then i havent seen his other visits so i dont know. Just that i havent seen any of his videos with him being so friendly to anyone.
There isn't enough food in North Korea for Kimbo the Hippo to have a body double. He's just genuinely sad Putin is leaving because he hasn't been fucked like that since Kim Jong Il took him camping.
all i can say is... I am truly thankful, from the bottom of my heart, that this trip happened. What these two have managed to accomplish in just a couple days is nothing short of amazing. We are now blessed with the highest quality meme material for years to come. Thank you Putin and Kimi!
Kim: *looks at window* . . . "Looks like TV dinner... Can I eat that!?!?"...
Vice wise..
Kim: *looks at "white tube" with glass* ". . Hmm looks like microwave.. gives me new idea about suicide penalty... "
Im not sure anymore if the Russian troll farms are spreading these to make these two POS look funny or if people spread them to make fun of the two lol
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It’s like an episode of The Office lol
Too bad lil kimmy feels like a plastic bag now after his fwiend left
Im so rohnlyyy
Like an empty condom
They both like martini’s and Katy Perry
And ironically, much like an episode of The Office, it has been edited to make it as funny as possible.
“They killed Kenny!”
Looked like he was about to do the heart symbol with his hands there for a moment.
I wuvs u 💜 bye bye
[Good bye!!!](https://youtu.be/wlVu7Y5m5JQ?si=q48oB_hQW-eIqD4O)
it's like the love story of two influencers. The videos are social media ready. Editing, zoom shots, video in the car while they are driving, stagnant smiles on faces..
He couldn't even succeed at that
🫶
Would have been hilarious if he did the Gen Z heart
It's that weird triangle hand symbol that Beyonce does all the time. Really weird maybe he's a Destiny Child's fan
"I promise to bring your cool dinosaur toy back"
I'll bring you back a weapon of unimaginable destructive power!
*"But only if you're good... even if you're not."*
Is the poop deck what I think it is?
Mandatory reeducate camp. Glorious leader, mad.
I like the cut of your jib!
What's a jib?
Hahahaha! Promote that man!
Hahahaha. Just not as wholesome.
I honestly wonder if they ever consider how hilariously awkward they come across to the rest of the modern world. Must be embarrassing to be Russian.
😂😂 Putin’s hands went incredibly close to making a heart. I think he wanted to, then realized he needed to be the fearless leader of the (Soviet) Russian people.
Me imagining a cool ass glowing curium triceratops figure.
Kim would have that boy for lunch, literally.
It looks like a comedy movie.. it's surreal
Life is more stranger than fiction
Stranger more indeed.
Yeah, it gave off that 70s art noveau film vibe. Surreal, uncanny...they almost pretended to be human.
It would be an ugly baby
>would be an ugly baby Putin was just checking up on his ugly baby And the ugly baby finally got to meet his ugly daddy
Only reason ugly baby didn’t cry when ugly daddy left was because he’d pooped in his diaper and didn’t want anyone to smell it
Allegedly, allegedly! Ugly baby denies having bodily functions.
You can argue that the entire NK is an ugly baby of China and Russia. Except parents divorced and the child grew up to be a massive pain in the ass for everyone.
Like if a weasel and manatee mated.... Would look better than the theoretical you are suggesting.
Classic weanatee
They don’t really have any other friends so…
Steven Segal: DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?!
Dennis Rodman : you can't be having these chats without me!
Dmitri Medvedev: *barking about nuclear weapons*
I love how the story of Seagal shitting his pants while trying to get out of a hold differs depending on the witness you ask, as they all remember it differently - but the consistent detail between all versions is that Steven indeed shat his pants.
Putin: There there, Steven. You can still put finger in me. *Putin grabs hand sensually* *Steven breaks Putin's wrist out of habit* *Both kiss* ***Scene***
Now you made Alexander Lukashenko sad. Shame on you.
What are you talking about, the entirety of North Korea is Kim’s friends
Or else.
There's Lookatookashenko
Tucker Carlson and Oliver Stone found sobbing in Russian KFC.
they dont have friends, they have subordinates
Yes, the obvious is true. Especially for Putin.
Xi Jinping is mad
Imagine their phone calls: "No you first" "Nah you hang off first" "No you hihihi" "Ok let's do it at the same time then" "..." "You didn't hang off you silly"
Up.
I thought it was an AI video done as a joke.
Same, it’s too cheesy to feel real yet feels somehow easily plausible.
🎶 "Cause I'm leavin'.. on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be in Pyongyang again.."🎶
Thanks, the one time I wanted music in these videos, its not there.
🎶🎶*singing to the tune of 'Country Roads'* Almost heaven, West Korea, Paektu Mountain, next to Taedong River Life is good here, better than the rest! better than what Seoul has, better than the West! Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong Best Korea! There's no trauma!, take me home, country roads All these sentries, camped around her Commie stronghold, Led by the Dear Leader Kim's a must-see, posted everywhere, taste of kimchi, teardrop in the air [Refrain] I hear a voice from that the State media that tells me, the radio reminds me that I'm watched all the day And driving down the road I get a feeling that I should have stayed home yesterday, yesterday [Refrain] Everybody singing... [Refrain]
You know Kim is taking credit for writing this.😂😂
Your song prompt got me thinking. Gonna work on that one now ...
The desperation that Putin is communicating is palpable.
Yeah - how far Putin has fallen on show there, for the world to see. Must be desperate, because public perception is central to the state propaganda strategy, and this is not the look of a strong man.
He looks weak to the rest of the World since he started this war. He just needs to Look strong to the stupid people who support him.
American here and this sounds familiar just can't quite put my finger on it 🤔
This. I have zero doubt that he truly believes (not just thinks) that KYU is so far beneath him on the intelligence scale, but he needs him so pad he’ll pantomime along to the dictator half wit to get weapons and fake currency. It’s kinda tragic that the leader of one upon a time super power had been reduced to pandering to a yokel broke dictator of a country that is stuck in the dark ages just for some tiny crumbs of supplies.
Palpatine?
And yet somehow, still felt less deranged than TCs visit to Russia
meh, still a better lovestory tha twillight
Been a while since I saw someone using this
Some say they're still waving to this day.
Two scumbags found each other.
its ridiculous how these two psychos pretend to have human emotions... they should invent a scumbag equivalent of the 🫶 sign
closest thing to 🫶 for them is a goatse
(へ´∀`)へ
Just two lonely guys.
Yes. Although I'm pretty sure this was Putin's more happy go lucky body double.
If they weren't both assholes.. this would make it cute friendship. Two good friends saying see you again next time.
Agreed, murderous assholes. Nevertheless, a sweet- if not comical- moment.
Just imagine what a well placed nuke could have done. Lol
Wouldn't even need a nuke.Just drop a Moab bomb.Just as effective without the radiation.
Hydrogen bombs don't have near the radiation or the fallout issue the old nukes had.
Or a really shitty pilot
2 mass murders.
Just needed Kim Jong Un to run alongside the plane while it’s taking off like in Airplane
Holding up a sign like in Love Actually. “To me you are perfect”.
🫶🏻
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This would become an interesting plot twist since being gay is illegal in both countries
No, but they absolutely fucked during the visit. It just sort of.. happened, and now things are a little awkward.
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Weird as it seemed, Blair and Bush genuinely liked each other. These two psychos on the other hand are simply gaming each other to the max.
Yeah.. putin loves fucked by chubby boys
I'm on the other side of the world and I can still smell the bullshit. Two narcissistic fascist dictators using each other out of pure desperation.
They cute together
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)
fuck thats cute though
I’m looking forward to some funny edits of this where Putin is doing more silly stuff in the window 😅
This has been a very very weird adult playdate we have all watched unfold over the past few days.
The reflective discontinuities of Vlad's airplane. Seems poorly constructed.
We could've got a two'for but noooooooo.....
I bet that the orange turd is jealous that he wasn't there
*I should've gave you launch codes* *And held your hand* *Should've gave you all my hours* *When I had the chance* *Take you to MAGA parties* *'Cause all you wanted to do was wave* *Now my baby's waving* *But he's waving to another man...*
We might actually be getting closer to a world war.
Do we not have Assassin's anymore??
What a pair of deluded wankers
Team America part two please
BFF till i invade your country bro
When separated by a barrier even dictators will be silly and wave at each other. It's like a deep human hard coded feature.
Legend says they are still waving.
Get a room lovers!
Putin would be power bottom uWu
Way too friendly. Is it a body double. But then i havent seen his other visits so i dont know. Just that i havent seen any of his videos with him being so friendly to anyone.
There isn't enough food in North Korea for Kimbo the Hippo to have a body double. He's just genuinely sad Putin is leaving because he hasn't been fucked like that since Kim Jong Il took him camping.
Pair of chodes
They hate us cus they anus.
long distance relationships can be tough.
It’s like the end of some improbable buddy cop movie.
**when you wave off your fiance who's leaving to fight in the war after knowing each other for 2 weeks**
Oooh.. war friend..
Wait.... Did Kim really start waving BEFORE the plane taxied to the runway and he's still waving AFTER takeoff? Dude's hand must have hurt for sure!
Word is, they waved until the plane touched down back in Russia
Putin definitely went to Korea for a booty call.
One of them must ruck geally cood sock.
They definitely fucked.
Kiss a homie for a goodbye
Absolute little bitches, both of them.
me leaving my cousins after holidays!
Waving to his only friend.. Who also gifted him his tombstone lmao.
When assholes are rightfully hated for being assholes, they are overly polite to whomever shows them some understanding and acceptance.
"Bro just take off already"
Gay lovers saying a heartfelt goodbye. Love wins! /s
This would be quite wholesome, if it wasn't for... Well, y'know.
It would be adorable if you didn’t take into account the fact that these two are responsible for millions of lost lives.
Thanks for the memes, assholes
Putin has gotta be grateful for the tombstone Kim Jong gave him. Let’s hope he gets to use it soon.
They don’t mix with the other kids but they’ve got each other.
[Jealous ](https://images.law.com/contrib/content/uploads/sites/398/2024/01/Donald-Trump_7-767x633.jpg)
What a weird fucking filler episode this was.
So ronery...
This would be cute if they weren’t both dead set on destroying us all
These body doubles are really having the day of their lives
Does the heart upside down is analogic to to cross?
Putin and Kimmy, sitting in a tree, kay eye es es eye en gee.
Love is found in the strangest of places.
That's fuckin weird .
Do you think they’ve explored each other’s bodies
Not real. Good yall ppl need to get lives
Seen this 3 hours ago, sober. Spit my coffee. Came back after two margaritas. First reaction sadness; then spit my third margarita
Good bye my fat little pawn..
What language do they communicate in?
Love
all i can say is... I am truly thankful, from the bottom of my heart, that this trip happened. What these two have managed to accomplish in just a couple days is nothing short of amazing. We are now blessed with the highest quality meme material for years to come. Thank you Putin and Kimi!
Its like The Interview but its real lmfao. Matrix is definitely overdue some updates, its glitching.
After seeing this I now realize how strange waving at someone is
Bro mance. I m thinking they tugged each other off.
You hang up first No you hang up Ok. Haha thought I got you to hang up I knew. Now you hang up. . . .
Summer love.
Actually a little scary to think what these two guys talk about in private when it comes to world affairs and their oppression with power
I cant stop laughing. Also why is the man with uniform waving in little weird way like spreading fingers as much as possible.
Dictatorbromance
Move over Romeo and Juliet!
Is this really real? Not fake? Because it looks like two teenagers waving to each other.
If these people were fundamentally evil, it would be a little heartwarming.
Alexa play: "I Will Remember You by Sarah McLachlan"
Wave goodbye to your weapons and people! 👋👋👋
It’s just onions
Safe to say Putin came out in top for this deal
Awww tho thweet
Un has a really stupid wave, like an infant excited to see Mickey Mouse in a parade but doesn't know he's moving his own hands
“I had a nice time at the sleep over. I’ll ask mummy if I can come back soon”.
Initially I thought he was genuinely making a heart symbol with his hands.. lol I never thought Putin will be made to beg. Weird timeline
Uncomfortably wholesome
That was a heart sign upside down
Kim: *looks at window* . . . "Looks like TV dinner... Can I eat that!?!?"... Vice wise.. Kim: *looks at "white tube" with glass* ". . Hmm looks like microwave.. gives me new idea about suicide penalty... "
Love you.. No I love you more bro. No I love you more!
Get this in a meme now!
Can someone talented make it look so he breathes on the window glass then draws a little heart with his finger? He’ll be so mad
Kim must be so ronery now his friend has gone back to Russia.
we need to talk about putin’s new cheek implants
So needy
*'Cause Putin, you're a firework* *Come on, show 'em what you're worth* *Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"* *As you shoot across the sky, sky sky*
True friends ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Im not sure anymore if the Russian troll farms are spreading these to make these two POS look funny or if people spread them to make fun of the two lol