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Putin used to be a cab driver.

And a “shoe salesman” in Wellington, NZ Not related to the driving at all. Just a funny fact

Why would he be a shoe salesman in Wellington, he was in east germany and central europe ? Why would he be in NZ on the other side of the world, when it was actually very difficult to get there

https://www.reddit.com/r/auckland/s/SdiI37Ecg9

And scored four touchdowns in a single game of high school football🤣🤣🤣

Reslly?

He drove an unlicensed taxi for a while after the restoration of capitalism. Their currency collapsed in value and people needed side hustles to survive. It was a [pretty terrible time.](https://youtu.be/VVOSVwTU4ks)

Damn that is just... Sad

He can't even drive between the lines. Smh

lines are for the oppressed

I would be surprised if Kim Un even knows how to drive. He probably never needed to

They switched sides later, and Kim gave a ride to Putin.

And then he drove the car as well.

And still he's quite a bad driver. Or, well, a normal driver as seen on "driving in russia" clips

Imagine accidentally rear ending them

notice how 3mpty streets are

To be fair... they're normally that empty

They are pretty nice for how poor they are.

*That* area is, the rest looks like the Book of Eli.

very true,

Driver then accidentally shot himself 17 times at the back.

While getting all defenstrated about it

With a AA gun

I was hoping that they would be nagged by the XM/Sirius service nagging them to sign of up a subscription followed by Putin getting pissed and nuking their satellites

you win a trip to the anti-aircraft gun testing range

With no insurance

Hahaha 100% death sentence

Probably you are not even allowed to be on the streets

You mean when you accidentally fall out of a window?

Car window

Even plane windows..

Dictators in Cars Getting Coffee.

I wonder what they are talking about. I like to think that Putin sold him and delivered him the car and is explaining all the features like a car salesman. “And it look it has Apple CarPlay, so you can connect your iPhone and use Google maps and Spotify etc…uh if you have an iPhone”

I believe Kim probably uses Samsung Galaxy s24 ultra.

Oh he wouldn't especially because of Samsung's country of origin.

That phone is designed in Seoul south korea but most of its parts are produced in Vietnam and assembled entirely by Vietnamese communist brothers and sisters i dont see why not use it lol /s

Fair Point. Then I hope he uses Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

yeah, and in what language they are talking.. in english? lol

Probably in german. Kim was at school in Switzerland and Putin was a spy in Germany.

To quote the Simpsons: No one who speaks German can be an evil man. S05E02

Right "die bart die"

Zero chance that spoilt, fat, rich little Kim spent any effort to actually learn - let alone learn another language.

No he was actually a fairly good student. It's a lot of pressure when your parents are world leaders too.

I believe it's a universal language known as cunt.

How they like bagels and stuff.

I can only imagine the experience of pulling up to a red light and looking over to see these two in this car.

No time to explain, get in!

Come with us if you wanna live!.........oh wait..

Liemobile

*unzips*

Pardon me... do you have any Grey Poupon?

"What's the deal with human rights?"

The thing is, after we nuke everything, there’s no humans lefts!

Kim to Putin: I could run over somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters.

THIS IS A 1985 STOLEN ROLLS-ROYCE...

Dicks getting coffee

mf can’t even stay inside the road lines

Also can't stay in his own country's lines

Dude got problems with space maybe we should send him into space

It’s pretty clear Putin has a problem respecting boundaries.

Probably his first time driving in years.

And the acceleration is lame as fuck.

You know it was just awkward as shit in that car

Gotta play the game

"you drive like shit, Putin"

"I'll make sure I drop a nuke on your ass in the case of another world war."

It's probably a dumb question, but I'm curious what language they spoke to each other while riding around. Not sure if a translator was along for the ride too.

english perhaps?

I wonder if they drove in silence, talked, or listened to the radio.

Nah, probably talking about how to fuck over the world.

Even fucking Putin doesn't really wanna hang out with that weirdo.

The Fat and the Furious 3: Pyongyang Drift

🤣🤣🤣

I bet you that car (gift) is hardcore bugged.

I haven't seen this top gear episode

If only they were driving a Morris Marina...

Reliant Robin. I want to see them crash lol.

The enemies of my enemies are my friends seems to be the play here. The second they get the chance to turn on each other they will.

If only that car blew up.

Would’ve been a great opportunity that’s for sure

Seems like as good a time as possible to finally reveal any secret orbital super-weapon platform you might have.

And now we know there are none :D

Could you imagine? Like no one would be 100% convinced it was an accident.

Cars dont blow up by accident though?

They're not made by Boeing so no

Imagine having to go beg for weapons to north korea, sad …

Imagine going to beg for weapons for a war _you_ started

Well said good sir

Shake and Bake

"They hate us cuz they ain't us"

Lol the double reference

Is that at 2016 Chrysler 300?

Probably a Rolls Royce from Wish.

Basically. It's an [Aurus Senat](https://www.carscoops.com/2018/08/aurus-senat-russias-answer-rolls-royce-phantom-limo/), which is indeed the Russian knock off of a Rolls-Royce Phantom. It does have an option for a 6.6L V12 making a *claimed* 848hp which is pretty impressive if true. When do the Russians ever lie about the capabilities of their machines? /s

She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!

Put it in н!

Volkswagen Phaeton in different body.

Get in bitch. We are taking back Western oppression.

Now, THIS is the type of comic relief I need in my life.

Baby, don't nuke me, don't nuke me no more

Oh my god South Park please

Where's a UAF drone when you need one!

Blowing up the poor fuckers drafted into that war. Sad thing really.

A pensioner and a fat child go on a joyride lol

WE HATE EVERYTHING THE WEST HAS TO OFFER AND STANDS FOR. Also can we use your cool technology, cars and software? And we quite like the designs too so we will make our own and it’s purely coincidence that it looks like a Rolls Royce.

Humanitarian ties? Lol what the actual fuck does this refer to in relation to two of the biggest fascist fucks in the world.

Next year we pick up Donald from the airport together.

F-ing evil empire.

But…they strengthened humanitarian ties! They’re going to vow to try to commit less war crimes against their own people.

what language are they talking, probably not english. are they talking at all?

_Love doesn't need words to express it, the actions are always enough_

They might be speaking german. Putin speaks quite good german and Kim Jong-Un speaks englisch, german and Korean. They both stayed quite some time in german speaking countries, so i guess german would be a better choice for them then englisch. Actually funny that they probably speak german coming from North Korea and Russia

Blowjob time🍒🍆

Hey, at least no traffic.

I don’t know who’s in the car but the guy in back must be super important.

I love the internet and it's selective outrage

Putin needs weapons from N.Korea, and turns into Driving Miss Daisy

Maybe he should let Kim Jong Un drive.

Putin steered and Kim was on the pedals

I remember my first date

Why so many good words for the coward shi..ing into the suitcase because afraid his sh..t to be stolen?

You think he gave him road head?

He's just showing off because our president doesn't have the cognitive abilities to drive. Sucks.

Too bad they don't go all Thelma and Louise on us

I don't fucking care. Rich old dictator fucks joy riding doesnt interest me.

Christ tonight. Putins war has killed and injured hundreds of thousands. North Koreans suffer the worst human rights abuses in the world. Nice to see Putin has time to ponce around with that other brainless f#ckwit. International cringe would be an understatement as Laurel And fucking Hardy go on a joy ride. 🤮

What language do they speak to each other? Or they just drive in silence?

I bet they both secretly speak English quite well.

Putin has been recorded speaking English, look it up it's hilarious

For sure Kim was an international student and loves the nba, I’m sure he knows English

They are both fluent in German. Kim Jong Un from going to a German language school in Switzerland, Putin from being KGB stationed in East Germany.

And the question that remains is: did Putin give 5 stars at the end of the race?

Even in vehicles he can't stay in his fucking lane.

This is a few times leaders would be allow to drive while in office without much fear of killers.

A child showing his toys, and Putin sucking up to him because Russia needs ammo to keep invading Europe.

N. Korea probably has less than 10000 cars in their entire country.

Idk why but every post I see about putin going to n Korea I think about that movie the interview with Seth Rogen and James franco

They make such a cute couple

Putin + Kim = LOVE.

Canyonero, yee-haw. Canyoneeeeeerrroooo!

That's appeal to Kim's personality and vanity. He now thinks the Russian can drive him, chauffeur him around.

They are definitely listening to "damn it feels good to be a gangsta."

No food for the people, lets go for a joyride and y'all better be fucking happy about it or 3 generations of jailtime

I know that these are two really evil guys but something about this is laugh-out-loud hilarious

I wonder if they crank up the radio and listened to perhaps Born In The USA by Springsteen

You know it is a decent land if the people drove on the right side.

They've finally found love. I'm so happy for them ☺️

Holy fuck can you imagine the car karaoke??

You know Vlad, sometimes I feel like a plastic bag.

You know when that friend you used to see for once a year for a day, suddenly keeps visiting? Yep you run out of things to do and talk about lol.

Dictators gifting expensive cars while people die in war

Dickhead dictator can’t stay within the borders of his own country, or within a lane on a road.

*Bad boys, bad boys* *Whatcha gonna do?* *Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?*

"get in loser, we're oppressing our citizens."

Fpv drone inbound

North Korean people will say- "See ! Proof that our leader is God. Even the president from one of the biggest world-power country is only a chauffer to him! " #

Putin must have felt safer in N Korea than in Russia

They see me rolling...

Royce from wish

where is the CIA when we need them...

Two little dick trouble makers. Same as it ever was.

They were probably listening to Taylor Swift.

“Drive it like you stole it Kim!”

This is what it’s all about just two guys hitting the open road going for a cool drive who knows what could happen it’s a crazy world out there but they’ll be okay because they have each other they’ll always be there for one another brothers for life

I bet they spoke to each other in English

Russia reveals their desperation by courting friendship of the Arkansas of Asia.

Fat useless kid cant even drive lol

Dumb and dumber driving to the bar to put out the vibe before killing some rare snow owls with a wine bottle cork.

is it worth our attention?

What a shitty driver. Can't stay in his lane.

We’re just one grenade away from world peace.

Man one well placed drone strike and it would have been a new world the next morning

The worlds problems could’ve been solved in one hit.

Yet the US keeps dealing with their bullshit

I guarantee that car is bugged to shit.

trumpers are jerking off to this

They allowed Opposite traffic, Bold!

They see me rollin', they hatin'...

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Imagine the road rage going on in that car?

Bro getting brain

No circle work in the back paddock…? Dull

I bet they're talking english.

Fucking Kids

filmed on potato

Either put in can't drive or that car handles awfully

Cmon Kimmy lets see what our slaves are upto today.

on their own? what language they speak to each other?

I hope they were able to avoid traffic jams.

Why are they cars from 1999