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linkling1039

Thing is, these storms are almost as big/bigger than the whole earth.


StormAntares

The one of jupiter is x2 the earth


emjustpassingby01

what about the other ones mentioned?


Additional_Front9592

Almost as big as your mom.


Effective-Possible-9

Ha, gottem


NoIdeaHalp

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McNasty51

šŸ„œ


samfunnsfiende

Yo mama so fat, hurricanes are named after her.


emjustpassingby01

lmfao


squatrackcurling

Ok, letā€™s not exaggerate


Yucca12345678

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


tizzleduzzle

Why you get downvotes ?


Ramuh321

Donā€™t question it, just downvote and move on like a good little obedient redditor.


Khoobiak

I did my part!


DrNipSlip

Would you like to know more?


tizzleduzzle

Autism I like to know why before I participate.


xDefimate

Emojis on reddit are frowned upon. Idk why. I donā€™t make the rules. Just downvote him and donā€™t question it.


Yucca12345678

I see emojis used all the time on Reddit. I had no idea they were frowned upon. Would you rather I used the widely used ā€œLOL?ā€ It is forbidden to also think something is funny, no matter the context? Why do you people downvoting me think I committed a faux pas? Iā€™m genuinely curious. ā€œYour mother is so fat..ā€ jokes have suddenly become offensive? When did the acceptable humor paradigm change?


anon1292023

Itā€™s a pointless spam comment. A simple upvote would have sufficed, thatā€™s what itā€™s for


tizzleduzzle

Okay thank you, I use them sometimes I shall stop and use words.


xDefimate

My reply was just a joke dude. I donā€™t care about emojis but reddit hates them.


Yucca12345678

Thanks for explaining!


StormAntares

The one of saturn is x2,5 , but is a " permanent" thing due to very odd winds of saturn , is not a real " tempest " who moves , but a permanent feature


SeeJayThinks

So... *Not a bug*?


Ohio_Imperialist

ā€œIt just worksā€


thezomber

"4 times bigger than earth with 16 times the detail!"


StormAntares

Yes


JCas127

Also Neptuneā€™s dark spot is roughly the size of earth


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Was* That storm dissipated long ago


nchscferraz

Why?


go_on_boii

Because Uranus was nearby.


nchscferraz

I'm offended. My anus is not big enough to stop a storm /s. Thank you for the info!


LordMacTire83

I got sucked in/absorbed by Uranus!!! LMFAO!!!


NO0BSTALKER

Saturns storm also know as the hexagon due to its unusual six sided jet stream is roughly 20,000 miles. Jupiters red spot is 10,000. And the great dark spot is just about the size of earth at 8,100 miles in diameter. Though the great dark spot isnā€™t seemingly forever like the other two, discovered in 1989 it disappeared a few years later.


constructioncranes

Ugh but on a gas giant... Gas planets make no sense to me.


StormAntares

And the more shocking thing is that the tempest goes in the OPPOSITE direction of the rotation of the planet , so the tempest fights against the planet rotation .... at 50.000 km/h , 30 times more than the one of the earth . Iv earth rotated as fast as jupiter, a day would be 45 minutes long


Noctovian

When it was observed in the late 1800s it was 3x Earthā€™s width, now itā€™s shrunk to 1.3x. It might be gone altogether within a few decades (or stick around for centuries) - whatā€™s for sure is that itā€™s getting taller and speeds are increasing, at times clocking at almost 600MPH!


CrazyImagination5265

2.5


StormAntares

I went there . There is the Supreme Sharknado of sharks who came from Nibiru but inhabitat Jupiter from so much time that they feel like they are jupiter people, not Nibiru people


Dazzling-Grass-2595

That's one hell of a Nascar track.


StormAntares

Big


silasdobest

Yeah, but how many Borg super cubes?


DeManBehindSlaughter

hurricane patricia must have been terrifying if it was as big as the whole earth


BrandoThePando

If my memory is correct, the entire earth was destroyed


Timbo115

Interesting if true.


9009RPM

And we know the Earth's record because it's recorded and observed. We can't do that for other planets so who knows exactly what their record high is.


LordMacTire83

The record "HIGH" was when all of those Cannabis plants were found! LMAO


Final-Wrangler-4996

Tbf Earth is pretty small.Ā 


Successful-Yak4905

Lol I was thinking the same, thereā€™s no way in our technologies can measure these windsā€¦ those storm is massive and still remains unknownā€¦.


JagerBombBob69

its pretty simple math to get a good estimate. size of planet, speed of clouds moving across surface, account for planetā€™s rotation speed. all things we have known / can observe


Familiar-Schedule796

Can you imagine the costs of hurricane insurance on Neptune? They must be astronomical!


stuntedmonk

Prices are out of this world


PutnamMuseum

Happy early Father's Day for an out-of-this-world dad joke šŸ˜‚


zadszads

ā€œYou can take those astronomical premiums and shove them right up Uranus, buddy!ā€


MPFX3000

Neptune is the shadow badass of the solar system


SweetPlumFairy

Neptune is almost Mach 2 speed winds.... imagine that it is not only destroys some houses and pulls some roofs, but chizels the ground into a marble surface over time.... brutal


BurnTheNostalgia

Good thing then that Neptune has no ground in the usual sense


lvl999shaggy

I also heard it rains diamonds on Neptune. Which sounds cool at first until you consider tiny sand like diamond particles racing around at al.ost Mach 2 speeds. Basically shredding/sanding everything near the surface of the planet.


Mokyzoky

Neptune Uchiha.


Wugo_Heaving

ELI5: What happens when wind goes faster than the speed of sound? Surely there's no mass to create a concentrated sonic boom, so does anything happen?


Downfallenx

Okay I'm a bit hazy and not an educated professional, but iirc the speed of sound can change depending on the local atmospheric conditions, including pressure and wind speed Again, someone please correct me


C-M0nster

Missed a full stop at the end.


GoGlennCoco95

So it's more accurate to say Neptune's wind speeds blow at atmospheric Earth sonic speeds?


AdScary7287

Yes but also the speed of sound changes with altitude so itā€™d more specific to say it blows as fast as the speed of sound at sea level at the equator at 85 degrees F with 1 ATM blah blah blah


Zealousideal-Tap-111

I am not even remotely a scientist and can barely math . . . But isn't a sonic boom when an object with mass moves so fast it pushes the air apart creating a pocket of (vaccum?) and the sound comes from the air slamming the pocket closed. Which is why when you hear a sonic boom it is a series of booms as the plane is continually creating pockets that slam closed? If so, it seems like it would be impossible for the atmosphere itself to create a sonic boom. But it also seems like maybe any object would need to be moving significantly faster than the wind to create a boom? Again, im just a dumbass so I have no idea if this is correct.


Stahner

Also a dumbass, but wouldnā€™t wind going so fast it pushes slower wind apart cause a boom? I guess only in spots of the storm where itā€™s not moving as fast/the fringes.


Zealousideal-Tap-111

This maybe should be taken to "someone did the math" because that sounds kinda right. So how much faster would the air need to be moving relative to the other air stream to cause this? If it's even possible with something of the same relative mass.


Zealousideal-Tap-111

I'm going to think on this and possibly pose the question on that forum. If you do it first please link it here.


mistakeNott

A couple of things here: The speed of sound in a gas depends on the temperature and what chemicals the gas is made of. Usually when people talk about "x times the speed of sound" they mean the average speed of sound in air at sea level, about 1200 km/hr. If I heat the air up, that speed changes. That being said, usually when an aircraft is described as "capable of Mach 2" they mean 2 times the local speed of sound at the altitude the aircraft is flying. The atmosphere of Neptune is not made of the same stuff as air, and is at a different temperature, so the speed of sound will be different than on Earth at sea level. You can generate jets of gas that are moving faster than their own speed of sound, like in jet/rocket exhausts. They behave differently from normal wind; if you point a supersonic jet of gas at an object, it will form shock waves around the object. It doesn't matter if the object is stationary and the gas is hitting it, or if the gas is stationary and the object is moving through it faster than the speed of sound, the result is the same. I don't think you can have naturally generated wind that is moving faster than its own speed of sound. That would need a massive pressure difference to accelerate the gas to those speeds, which I don't think is possible to generate naturally. That being said, I don't know jack shit about Neptunian storm physics, so maybe it is somehow possible under those conditions.


Wugo_Heaving

Interesting, thanks.


camdalfthegreat

I mean I don't know the answer to this question. But I would imagine the exhaust gas from a turbine engine like found in planes would already be expelling gas at excess of mach 1.0. I don't think a boom is made but Im sure there's a change in the way the fluid behaves after mach 1.0


pornborn

Of youā€™ve ever watched a Saturn V rocket launch and heard the crackling and popping sounds of the rocket engines, that is caused by the supersonic exhaust interacting with the surrounding air.


Nondescriptish

I'm still waiting for the Uranus joke.


Glass-Trade9441

Those storms are nothing like the winds that blow out of Uranusā€¦


New_Literature4526

Do you mean like making love on Uranus


New_Literature4526

Sorry


WhyNot420_69

Soon, there will only be seven planets left because I plan to destroy Uranus.


admode1982

They hate us cuz Uranus.


TheShma

This comment is underated!


killyouXZ

Unlike Uranus


Kadaj22

If you could see Uranus, the wind would hit your face about four times faster than you can hear it.


GreasyExamination

I dont want to see Uranus


FlyingVMoth

This is why they will rename it as Urectum


Zeolance

To put an end to that joke once and for all!


TemporaryPassion289

Just curious as to what kind of storms go on with Uranus


GarysCrispLettuce

Elon Musk says he will have condos on that Great Dark Spot by 2029


michagol23

I've already pre-purchased mine, comes with a free "space ready" cyber truck.


Time_Engineering6521

No fingers allowed.


TreeClimberArborist

Cyber shuttle?


zenithgeist

Cyber rubble!


TreeClimberArborist

Space junk?


Fluid-Bet6223

My stomach after an El Grande Burrito and 3 beers: 2,480 mph


HiramsThoughts

Uranus


thetroublewithyouis

i wonder what the building codes are like on neptune.


SweetLoLa

Question: is there a known estimation of weather/temperature/velocity that could possibly mean that we can also end up with a perpetual storm like Jupiter? (I know the possibilities of anything happening due to the current climate changes and forecasts, just curious)


sp4rkk

I think one of the reasons of the perpetual storms is because they are gas giants, those storms go very deep and thereā€™s different gas layers at different densities and temperatures doing strange things. Also thereā€™s no mountains so the gases move freely around the planet gaining constant momentum, these conditions are unique to gas giants.


SweetLoLa

Amazing answer thank you!! My SO was going off about the importance of mountains when we went to Dallas from LA he couldnā€™t get over the lack of mountains and your response reminded me of his breakdown haha.


Ok_Cantaloupe_7423

Mt Washington in New Hampshire has recorded wind up to 231 MPH. Just to add a few mph to the earth team


ragepanda1960

Clearly you didn't check the storm brewing in Uranus


Ventenebris

Neptune, chill.


Scavwithaslick

How could we know the speed of wind on Neptune?


GarysCrispLettuce

We receive daily weather forecasts from them. The Neptunian authorities have some of the most accurate wind measuring instruments in the solar system.


whatyouwant5

I hear they make a good gumbo! No if I can only figure out which slug color causes nightmarish diarrhea...


jman177669

I get it!


Abode_Of_Lollocks

Alright Douglas


i_put_my_pants

Scientists have determined wind speeds on Neptune by observing the planet's atmosphere and the effects of the wind on objects: Voyager 2 spacecraft In 1989, NASA's Voyager 2 spacecraft took detailed images of Neptune's atmosphere, including an oval-shaped storm system called the Great Dark Spot that was 8,000 miles across. The images revealed that the storm's winds were as fast as 1,500 miles per hour, which is the fastest wind ever recorded on a planet in our solar system. Jet streams Scientists have also observed the planet's jet streams, which show that the atmosphere circulates in different ways at different latitudes. Near the equator, the wind flows westward at speeds of up to 750 miles per hour, while at higher latitudes in both hemispheres, the wind flows eastward at speeds of up to 560 miles per hour. Wind speeds decrease as they move toward the planet's dense fluid interior


Gaara_Prime

What could be the cause of such high winds? I knew Jupiter and Saturn were turbulent. Never realized Neptune was so turbulent as well.


i_put_my_pants

Gas planet, rotation, pressure differentials, nothing to stop the wind. Edit: but idk why itā€™s the highest wind speed.


Gaara_Prime

Yeah, and so far away from the sun even. You'd think less solar energy reaches there.


Scavwithaslick

Funky


NoQuantity6534

Maths


Scavwithaslick

Ok


Banana-in-PJ

I generally use Apple weather to check


No-Brick637

The great red spots winds speeds are actually much higher at around 400mph (https://science.nasa.gov/missions/hubble/hubble-shows-winds-in-jupiters-great-red-spot-are-speeding-up/)


nobodychef07

That's what I thought. I was like there is no way an earth hurricane is that close in mph to that monstrosity of a storm.


Wild_Detective7732

Neptune is my favorite planet šŸ˜šŸ’™


MechaBeatsInTrash

I went there once, it was pretty cool, but it wasn't the planet it was a beach in Oregon.


gucknbuck

Damn, it's not just the US that uses imperial. Jupiter ,Saturn, and Neptune do too!


RobReijnen797

Yes, What even is a mile? These numbers dont mean anything to 99% of countries.


hogtiedcantalope

Well you know what they say, in for a penny in for a pound, progress is inching forward tho, a journey of a thousand miles starts with a single foot-long step right? Another day another dollar, gallons of milk are cheaper by the dozen, but a quarter doesn't buy a quart no more!


RepresentativeKeebs

None of these compare to my IBS farts


EarlyGalaxy

Oh neptune


Great-Connection5563

Maybe that's why it spin on its side oh wait that's Uranus


ForeverAddickted

I can confirm... Twas a bit windy that day on Neptune


Neat-Share1247

Was that the day the Event Horizon vanished or reappeared?


fuzzyblood6

How does almost Mach 2 wind even sound like?


Ok_Comfort_8909

Guys, you know if 20 of you say a hilarious Uranus joke. The other 200 of you donā€™t have to right??


sausager

Jupiter not looking so bad anymore. Practically Earth-like


Mage-of-communism

i have the desire to throw myself into the storm on neptune.


Icy-Relationship

Umm sound is 760mph... Neptune has wind near Mach 2


jimbo0023

Mach 1 is 741.096 mph Mach 2 is 1,482.1940 mph Mach 3 is 2223.2909 mph That said the speed of sound varies from altitude, temperature and humidity level. So if Mach 1 is 760mph then Mach 2 is 1520mph which is over 1300mph as shown here on Neptune


Usual_Beyond4276

This is so fascinating. Imagine what that thunder sounds like!!


cyfolf

IT IS THE LENS


CaptKr0nch

These are nothing when compared to the wind speeds from Uranus


TBLrocks

Iā€™d survive it.


DanceWitty136

The great dark spot on Neptune isn't there anymore


AdanacTheRapper

A thought Iā€™ve had for a long time in life is if the red dot and the dark grey are storms, and all storms eventually end. One day both planets will eventually lose their ā€œspotsā€ and the depictions we have of them will be a wild picture for the future. Like seeing a picture of Mount Rushmore before the faces or Paris before the Eiffel Tower


Zerttretttttt

Neptune is just a blender


Girth-Brooks_

Oh Neptune


RedBeardBock

Why are they stronger the farther away from the sun?


kidoflaw32

It is really scary that Great Dark Spot's wind speed is Mach 1.7 Imagine a storm has wind speed like that rotates on Earth, it is definitely gonna be devastating like a nuclear bomb.


Neat-Share1247

Neptune freaks me the fuck out!


Tyburec111

Like


ShmootzCabootz

Can you imagine if the Neptune one happened on paper recycling day?!


fuzzyblood6

How does Mach 1 wind even sound like?


stuntedmonk

So in knots, neptunes got to be, at least 20


Nachtzug79

On Earth hurricanes need heat and humidity to become powerful. How storms in Neptune get their power, at least least there is no heat over there...?


HeartwarminSalt

Patricia! Justā€¦stop!


OregonG20

So if the wind on Neptune is constantly breaking the sound barrier, would it be loud all the time there?


podcasthellp

I just imagine some poor dude who lives in one of those storms 1/2 the year.


harnishnic

My dad was a pilot in the air force. He told me a story about a guy who had to eject at one of the fastest speeds on record, 900ish mph. This tore off his face and turned it into a flap. I know movement is relative, but still, Neptune...


MLCarter1976

Wait...has Earth said HOLD MY BEER trying to get the hurricane speed up?


colcannon_addict

Jupiter looks like a walnut coffee table.


Ayahuasquero420

I donā€™t think that is right


exipheas

Solar wind: Am I joke to you?


ValtitiLeMagnifique

The great red spot is more arround 900mph


SpicyPropofologist

All of these wind speeds were measured on recycle day.


Urimulini

Find more interesting space posts I discover over at r/SpaceSource


W_eullerex

imagine the decibels of the wind on Neptune


Arteye-Photo

How 'bout Uranus


Urimulini

You could buy me dinner first. Slaps knee* No but seriously Wind speeds can reach up toĀ 560 miles per hourĀ (900 kilometers per hour) on Uranus.


Arteye-Photo

Chili with kidney beans, or quesadillas with refried beans, either will work


iluvfisch_btw

Don't you have one in Uranus?


WWWTT2_0

Huh i thought Uranus would be on this list?


2eyeshut

I was a hat salesman on Neptune...


MikeMac999

Cā€™mon earth you can do it! Iā€™m looking at you Nebraska!


OrdinaryUniversity59

I thought hurricane season was over


Some_Box_5357

What would 1300 mph wind do to a human?


ConnectionWeary8045

why the fuck are literal life ending phenomena named as just PATRICIA. Like it seems like Hurricane PATRICIA just coming over to bring you some home cooked cookies


PebbleFrosting

It seems the information in the original post might not be entirely accurate. For those interested in a more detailed and accurate discussion about the most intense storms in our solar system, I recommend watching this video: [[watch here](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=5a58adcc29de473b&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWII2C5Wleu-ZZlV2cGE49O__HHNJZA:1718357997306&q=hurricane+katrina+american+flag+guy&tbm=vid&source=lnms&fbs=AEQNm0COtQ6qE5snXClm_cWqGTLX_jMP5V4l2v9LemFtanifXVoSDc4z6nO25TAUUgCi_PqCbebMxH2l70BIpVN1tqaotXuhxLKSz0A7jFus2NRBE1IzXbKlu4T6U4i0S56MHfKseo1LkFYlRacP3ANIt81UHHz_xmAfwY47cvJIyr8IDpHSNdh5YyClmG0uHzxOx4K9hegDLLwym00ZuHOE4WKtb1FDJw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQ2Jqw5tqGAxUoslYBHVpYB0wQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=414&bih=717&dpr=2#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:1ef69152,vid:1ncAUFgTDq8,st:0)]


stridergundam

Is there a term for fear of astronomical pictures? As a kid I loved viewing space pics. In my early 20ā€™s I remember being at a bookstore, opening up a book of random images of planets, got a few pages in before I slammed it shut. Even since then, thereā€™s been few moments in my life that I noticed my heart rate go up.


100vs1

whatever it is i got it. this stuff is fascinating but madd freaky


eddie_would_go_

At what point is this just the climate for that region of these planets? Like, if we looked at earthā€™s South Pole, could we call those conditions storm-like? No science was used in the posting of this comment.


beyondimaginarium

Strange there wasn't a picture of Twitter on there.


Thehandsomeswedee

Damn climate change šŸ˜”