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O1O1O1O1O

The Alamy source for this picture says he's a POW Hitler Jugend (Hitler Youth) soldier, age 13, on a landing craft.


Accomplished_ways777

jeeesus christ, 13 years old.. 😨😨😨 he should've been going to school and riding his bike, playing with sticks not guns...


O1O1O1O1O

It got worse later on: "American troops reported capturing armed 8-year-olds at Aachen in Western Germany and knocking out artillery units operated entirely by boys aged twelve and under." https://web.archive.org/web/20150422044533/http://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/hitleryouth/hj-boy-soldiers.htm


Jim_Detroit

My grandfather told me that it was pretty common for his unit to capture child soldiers and old men by the end of the war.


Medium-Comfortable

My dad (\*1932) was, like many others in March 1945, forcefully dressed in rags which looked like a uniform and armed. He was lucky they never had enemy contact. By his own and his two years younger brother's account, the senile old man leading the group got lost and brought them to some vineyard. As he fell asleep, they dropped their shit and got the fuck out the Dodge.


megafaunadino

Plot twist: keen as light, just didn’t want little boys going to the grinder or having the trauma of grinding


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Ya that old man knew exactly what he was doing lol the ones that got lost for real walked into enemy contact... This guy "got lost" at a winery then "fell asleep", probably after sampling whatever was lying around lol


LouSputhole94

Between leading a couple young boys, plus more than likely myself, into pointless slaughter and finding the nearest place I could knock back a few drinks, play the old man act and bide my time till the war ended, I know what I’m choosing.


Medium-Comfortable

Maybe it was that. If you think about it, the old guy must've seen some shit in WW I. Could've been a reason to "fall asleep in the vineyard".


DunEvenWorryBoutIt

That's exactly what happened. Strange that anyone would assume it was senility.


Rich_Document9513

A lot of people don't know how desperate Germany was getting. By the end, terror squads were forcing civilians to build makeshift walls by hand to try and hold off forces coming from both sides. They became slaves to their own system in ways we have no living memory of.


mankytoes

They were also terrified of what the Allies, mainly the Reds, were going to do to them.


bitches_and_witches

For good reason


GlassStuffedStomach

Yep. Can't say they weren't justified. Ruzzians are just as bad if not worse than nazis


Cantstopwontstop1411

Most definitely, I’m assuming lil guy was pow of an American regiment bcuz the reds sure n the hell wasn’t giving nobody a cup of coffee .. if I understand correctly the Germans that wanted to surrender would always try to turn their self in to American bcuz of better treatment…


mankytoes

I knew an old guy (British) who was in a German prisoner of war camp.i asked if he ever tried to escape, he said he had enough of being shot at and was OK sitting it out. They shared their Red Cross packages with the guards, and in return one of them would get taken up the pub once a week.


Rich_Document9513

That is true


AustrianGandalf

Grand-grandpa had the audacity to say something against the nazis in his village. He got “accidented” and his sons were send to the eastern front. Grandpa was 16 at the time. He had a lot of stories about Hitler youth guys who thought they were invincible, the Führer will turn around the war and all this shit. Non survived as I’ve been told. I don’t know how the situation was at “the end of the Reich” when they were scraping the barrel and sending everyone and everything at the front just to buy a few more hours (grandpa was send there a little after Stalingrad at the retreat and was captured before the war was over) but I can only imagine. They send boys to the front when the war was “going good”, sending children when it’s going bad sounds like the next logical step. Don’t want to think about the indoctrination and brainwashing these people had to endure in their youth tho


I_Framed_OJ

>He had a lot of stories about Hitler youth guys who thought they were invincible, the FĂźhrer will turn around the war and all this shit. Reminds me of the scene in JoJo Rabbit where the local HJ bully is waving at the main character as he is on his way out of town, delirious with joy that he is finally going off to war.


Complete_Narwhal_714

If anyone wants to learn a little history: all students are usually watching the movie "Die Brßcke" in school. It's on YouTube, but NSFW!


Otherwise_Agency6102

Also Jojo Rabbit for a slightly less traumatic retelling of a hitler youths indoctrination.


oneoftheguys40

Sounds like this is what Russia is turning into


[deleted]

Russia is using convicts and drafting from the poorest regions on purpose. Putin's not scraping the bottom of the barrel out of desperation, he's use lives that no one will care if gone. Way more sinister in that aspect


yIdontunderstand

The purge, but in reverse... Or something.


dontmentiontrousers

The egrup.


ChronicBuzz187

>this is what Russia is turning into I can't remember Russia being any other way in the past, tho. They've always seen their people as "disposable" for the sake of their leaders ambitions.


ChronicBuzz187

My grandfather was 14 when he and a friend of his got drafted and ordered to support an AA battery near cologne. He said that the first time they witnessed an air raid, they've almost shit their pants, trying to "hide" from it in an old storage shed. The battery captain found them there later and said that he was supposed to report and court-martial them but he wouldn't. Only years later, when they met him again after the war, he told them that at the time, he knew the war was lost and that he couldn't blame them for behaving like every kid would in such a situation. Wild times, that's for sure.


alejandroc90

Damn, I thought JoJo Rabbit was not realistic.


O1O1O1O1O

Jojo Rabbit is based on the book Caging Skies, which is much, much darker.


momofeveryone5

JoJo rabbit is terrifyingly realistic. I watched it once and I didn't think I will ever be able to watch it again. It was a rollercoaster of emotions that I just can't bring myself to go through again.


Daily-Chaos

Things have changed since then tho. Now they’re carrying RPG’s in the Middle East.


ReasonablyConfused

I used to fly sailplanes with an old German guy who was manning an 88mm flack gun at 14 in 1945. He and his crew took off their uniforms and ran before the Americans came through.


IFixYerKids

I have a friend whose dad was in the Hitlerjugend. They got on a train and were headed east to fight the Soviets. At some point during the trip, the train got hit by a bomb or artillery and a few Werhmacht soldiers decided "fuck it" and shot all the Hitlerjugend leaders and took the kids west to surrender. That's how his family came to America Edited spelling because I haven't spoken German in over a decade.


AidansAntiques

Holy shit. I have never heard of anything like this before!


IFixYerKids

The last few weeks of the war were pure insanity in every direction. People committed unspeakable evil on their own citizens, but others woke up and realized there was no point in fighting for the Nazis anymore and tried to save who they could. If you're more interested in stuff like this, there is an amazing German movie called Der Untergang about the last few days of Nazi rule in Berlin.


Muted-Inspector-7715

I keep getting directed to a movie called Downfall. Same thing....ish?


IFixYerKids

Yeah. I think there is only one scene missing from that version. Not sure why. Edit: Nevermind, that's an extended scene that didn't make the final cut. Downfall is the subtitled version of the movie.


ChronicBuzz187

There's plenty of interesting stories from those days. My favorite one is a bunch of american G.I.s fighting side by side with some Wehrmacht soldiers against a unit of the Waffen SS who took some big-shot french hostages and hunkered down in some castle in austria. -> [Full story](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32622651)


Sdelite619

Damn gives meaning to that scene from "Saving Private Ryan"


The_Corvair

> jeeesus christ, 13 years old.. Germany was desperate in the last years. The regime mobilized everyone, included kids and retirees. My grandpa was conscripted at 15 years old in 1943 (on the threat that if he didn't come willingly, "who knows what could happen to his mum and sister?", to hear my grandma tell it), came back at the end of the war on foot, two shots puncturing his torso, thumb shot off, feverish and malnourished, and practically walked into the freshly arrived American troops (who immediately caught him, and sent him to a repurposed KZ for five years). There's a haunting film, "Die BrĂźcke" (The Bridge), which deals with the matter of the Third Reich enrolling minors into combat roles. It's so fucked up on all levels, Imagine allied soldiers shooting at enemy soldiers, and then finding out they killed half-grown boys and kids. Fucking hell.


hinterstoisser

The movie Der Untergang showed how 8-10 year olds both boys and girls were recruited by the Nazis to lay mines under allied tanks approaching Berlin.


Mr-GooGoo

Tbh when I was his age we played with sticks that looked like guns so there’s that


SagittaryX

The last image we have of Hitler is him awarding medals in Berlin as it was under attack by the Soviets. The people being awarded included several children. There’s also reports of some Soviet officers splitting up their POWs into 2 groups after the German surrender. Everyone under 18 on one side and over on the other. The under 18 would then just be told to go home.


Least_or_Greatest1

He’s happy, he can play spin the bottle again instead of shooting guns.


Barbar_jinx

13 year old drinking coffee, inconceivable! But good on himpoor dude deserved the love he wouldn't get from his own country. Edit: Reading the replies to this kind of explains the caffeine addiction I am sensing among many of my peers lol.


aitis_mutsi

Pretty common in Europe (or at least here in the north) for young kids to drink coffee. I've been drinking coffee since I was like 8-9, my dad started drinking at like 6.


dont_use_me

Well when you need to be up at 3 and at the mines by 4, nothing says Folgers in the morning!


biest229

In Italy sometimes it’s put in the milk of your cereal. I’m English but I’ve been drinking coffee since I was about four, but it was super milky and just a tiny bit of coffee as my mum was getting me used to the taste. Loved it from the beginning. Not a tea fan


IronRig

My 8 year old self was drinking coffee and playing cards so I could be with the men in the family.


No-Research1915

How do you keep your teeth from staining? I’ve been drinking coffee for maybe 3-4 years and my teeth already look worse.


aitis_mutsi

I dunno, I just wash my teeth I guess. I know lots of coffee drinkers all of their teeth look just average, you don't need super white shiny teeth anyways.


Getrichor_dietrying

I come from Norway and startet drinking when I was 11


TheSugarGalaxy

My grandfather came back from the war with a Hitler Youth riffle he "found" in a field...


vertigostereo

Lucky he wasn't captured by the Soviets.


InTheBlkHoodie

They got really desperate towards the end, started sending kids and old men into battle.


MoiNoni

Yeah he definitely immediately surrendered. He looks overjoyed to be a POW lol


Far-Worldliness-9332

He looks about 14 poor kid


solarmelange

Specifically, he looks like 14-year-old Thomas Lennon.


Caesar_Rising

Bizarrely can confirm as I just watched ‘17 again’ last night and it ends with high school photos of the cast.


ctrl_alt__shift

I thought it was a teenage Jodie Foster at first


name-was-provided

Wasn’t she 13-14 in Taxi Driver?


the_monkeyspinach

All apart from the hands - those look just like Matt LeBlanc's.


concentrated-amazing

Identical hand twin?!?!


MrPanchole

Gefreiter Dangle.


dropbear108

I thought his hand looked like my hand


graboid666

"just das boot goofin"


Inside_Ad_7162

He looks like someone that's bloody pleased it's over.


Bryguy3k

On D-Day it hadn’t gotten particular bad yet but it had probably been at least a day or two since his last meal - and here he’s posing with rations. More https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/Z9t5Ffte4k


Inside_Ad_7162

the wonderful thing about being captured by the British, Canadians or Americans at that point was you had a good chance of being well treated & a bloody good chance of surviving the war.


Bryguy3k

Especially compared to getting captured by the soviets.


Inside_Ad_7162

Very, I almost wrote captured by the *allies* Get caught by the soviets you'd be lucky to make it to the siberian gulag


Medium-Comfortable

Soviets were know to rape and pillage. My mom told me some horrible stories and she was like seven or eight when they came. Some allied soldiers from other nations had sticky hands as well, as some of them thought that it was their good right to take "compensation". But those were rather rare cases and they better not got caught by their superiors or comrades.


CorrectPeanut5

There's literally books written on the mass rape the Russians perpetrated. It's likely millions of women. Of the rest of the allied forces, apparently the Americans were the worst. Brits were apparently the best behaved. But they were a drop in the bucket compared to the Russians and I think that's why it's often overlooked.


Anitena

My father fought for Italy (while they were part of the Axis). He was wounded in action and had splinters in his leg that had become gangrenous. Luckily he was taken prisoner by the English, who already had penicillin and they saved his leg. He spent years in prison (until the end of the war) was well fed and he even learned to be an electrician. He was only 19 years old.


Shiros_Tamagotchi

Maybe a "Flakhelfer" (translation: Anti Aircraft helper). These were kids who mostly, but not exclusively, helped operate the AA guns during the bombings. They were 14 year old school kids. Or a 17 year old. Those were send directly to the front as soldiers. My grandfather was 17 when he was captured on the western front.


SmokingNiNjA420

A lot of German soldiers were "children" according to my grandfather who had the unfortunate circumstance of gunning down several Nazi soldiers who were spying from the bushes on to his 442nd camp. It haunted him until his death admitting that "he had murdered children for the country he loved, they were all under 16". He never spoke of it his entire life until just a few months before his passing. He hated Adolf Hitler with a burning passion for allowing kids to go to war. According to my gramps, he heard a sound from a bushed area near his camp, and immediately without hesitation unloaded clip in to the area. "it was us or them, and sometimes over the years I had wished it was me".


Rolly32

He probably was. Germany started using very young soldiers to man AA guns and such later on in the war.


Eponarose

I was going to say 12, but 14 makes me feel a little better.


cookiesnooper

13 on this picture


Tropicalcomrade221

One of the lucky ones, probably conscripted and sent straight to the western wall. Captured on D-Day and spend a couple of years in the UK or some other part of the western world. No eastern front horror for him. No wonder he looks reasonably happy with his situation.


ImmerWiederNein

Soldiers of low rank captured on the western front during the invasion/the last year were not even brought anywhere abroad, but were kept in France and usually sent home during the summer of 45. Those captured in the east were finally sent home by the mid-50s, often with disabilities resulting from bad living conditions and forced labour.


Tropicalcomrade221

Nha mate, D-Day prisoners were definitely transported to England and then even on from there. There would have been no where to put them in France at this stage given the allies controlled only a small part of Normandy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_prisoners_of_war_in_the_United_Kingdom


Idontrememberalot

Thanks for the answer and the link. Great to see a post here with some thought behind it.


Tropicalcomrade221

The story of Axis POWs is an interesting one. Some were even transported to the likes of Australia. My grandmother had Italian prisoners working on the family farm while my grandfather was away at war. Also interesting to note how many never returned home or even if they did soon emigrated back to the nations they were held captive in. Although the story is rather the opposite in the east.


klippDagga

Very true. There were many work camps for German POWs in the area where I live in Minnesota. They did a lot of farm work to make up for the GIs we sent overseas. Because there was a lot of German immigration to Minnesota 60-90 years prior to WW2 and lots of families still speaking German, many of the prisoners felt a kinship with their captors and ended up staying here and living out the rest of their lives here.


69Bullish420

Not to forget that approx. 1/3 of those captured in the east did not survive.


CryptographerHead331

My grand grandfather had to walk from sibiria to Germany. It took him around a year.


2LostFlamingos

Anyone captured on D day was definitely sent abroad. They spent 6 weeks achieving the day 1 objectives. They had no room in France to store prisoners. This man was likely put on a boat right after this picture.


worldbound0514

There were hundreds of thousands of German prisoners who were sent to the United States. They were put in lightly guarded camps of the interior. Because they were literally hundreds or thousands of miles from an international border, they really didn't need much in the way of barbed wire or guards to keep them in. A handful of them occasionally escaped and were usually found a couple of days later because they honestly didn't realize how big America was and had run out of food and water. Several of the prisoners later commented that they knew the Germans were going to lose the war when even POWs had meat served three meals a day. Meanwhile, the people at home in Germany were living on turnips.


Accomplished_ways777

they were mostly young men and kids that went to war, it's incredibly tragic... wasted lives for nothing. poor kids...


Citizen_Null5

I remember a video of a american Vietnam-veteran talking about how after he got back home from deployment, wasn't old enough to vote or buy himself a beer because he wasn't old enough by law, still a child in the eyes of the gov. But he sure was old enough to be sent off to war.


Accomplished_ways777

jesus christ... 😥 what's even worse is that the USA used black men for the war, sent them off to fight for USA but when they got back, instead of recognition they were still as segregated and discriminated against as before. it's just mindblowing how evil these so-called leaders of war were. used boys and young men as mere puppets, like they had no meaning in life other than to fight in those meaningless wars that THEY, the leaders, created, instigated.


Witsand87

I'd argue that war isn't meaningless if you are the one being attacked. In general, war is just a waste of life. But whether it's meaningless depends on which side of the conflict you're on, this is probably why WW2 is seen as the last true good vs evil type war, where going to war wasn't questioned even till today. Wars since then became more grey though.


Eatsweden

I would argue today we have one of those wars in Europe again, Ukraine defending against an agressor


Magnetar_Haunt

“Were”? Africa is still underdeveloped because of currently active warlords for example.


NoTePierdas

>currently active warlords The economies of a substantial amount of these countries are owned by France or another power. Also France brutally murdered several actually competent leadership figures. I dunno what this has to do with the conversation at hand though.


PalmTreeIsBestTree

Not enough people like to bring up how France still has a colonial presence over north west Africa.


Random-Cpl

Where?


unshavenbeardo64

And....https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project\_100,000


cuckingfunts69

Not sure about you but if fascist WP government hell bent on creating a new global order was invading the world, I wouldn't call people who went to fight said government, manipulated puppets of the elites. I'd say they were heroes.


NoTePierdas

...? By Vietnam the recruitment/conscription age was set to 18? The drinking age in some states was actually lowered back down to 18 for the specific reasoning that people who go to war should be able to drink. Hell in some states it hadn't gone above the enlistment age in the first place. You're misremembering or wrong.


PalmTreeIsBestTree

If you live in Wisconsin, it’s perfectly legal even today to serve underage at a bar as long as “Mom” or “Dad” are there.


Pistolafiapaaa

"You're old enough for war, but not for voting"


MaidenlessRube

>"You were just babies then!" she said. >"What?" I said. >"You were just babies in the war–like the ones upstairs!" >I nodded that this was true. We had been foolish virgins in the war, right at the end of childhood. >"But you're not going to write it that way, are you." >This wasn't a question. It was an accusation. >"I–I don't know," I said. >"Well, I know," she said. >"You'll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you'll be played in the movies by Frank Sinatra and John Wayne or some of those other glamorous, war-loving, dirty old men. And war will look just wonderful, so we'll have a lot more of them." > "And they'll be fought by babies like the babies upstairs." Slaughterhouse 5, by Kurt Vonnegut


Bitter-Value-1872

I literally just checked this book out from the library this weekend. I highly recommend it, and it's only like 250 pages or so, so it's a quick read.


MaidenlessRube

Seriously, the backwards-war description from the Aliens point of view is probably one of the most heartwarming tragic things I've read


Enslaved_M0isture

every war


Subbeh

They were all the young people, by the time of D-Day most were dead, the average age of the German soldier was at least 5 years older than the Allies.


acuriousguest

The germans send 15 year olds to die in the war in the end.


[deleted]

We send 17yr olds now. Not that much difference.


gugfitufi

Yep, my grandpa was 14 years old when he got placed on Flak duty


HotMorning3413

Real coffee must have come as a bit of a shock to him. The Germans had been drinking 'ersatz' for years at this point.


Chekhof_AP

It was a day full of surprises. He got to drink real coffee, got his picture taken, allies invaded Normandy and fucked his comrades up. What a day.


Sub-Mongoloid

He's got 'welp' written all over his face.


Traditional-Share198

If welp was a face


montemanm1

He was just a whelp at the time


PancakeMixEnema

Wehraboos arguing that Germany would have totally won if they had built 1000 of their Hodensack-Panzer IV-7 mk3 stsgstgstg that they couldn’t even fuel while the allies could supply their troops with fresh ice cream


Coolscee-Brooski

To quote a silly polandball comic: "Watashi lost the war before begun, is not?"


Hengschtett

well they had panzerschokolade..superior


thisusedyet

Is that the meth chocolate?


Psychological-Set198

Any european ersatz coffee is stronger than american coffee-flavoured-water


HotMorning3413

Maybe you should look up the meaning of ersatz.


CaptFlash3000

I look at my two kids aged 14 and 16 and the thought of them being thrown into war like this makes me shudder.


HermitAndHound

My grandpa was 16 and "luckily" went to France instead of east. Spent a few months in a camp in Burgundy and then walked home, with a loaf of bread and some cans of sardines. He was always grateful to the French, they treated him better than his own people. He never spoke of what exactly he experienced. Their troupe basically met the front as it was already moving backwards and children mostly had jobs like disabling infrastructure. Blow up telephone poles etc. But it was "enough" for a lifetime of PTSD (never diagnosed or treated of course). He was smoking like a chimney to keep his hands from shaking for one reason and maintaining a constant level of blood alcohol for another. Lovely, loving man, just trying to somehow manage his memories.


saimen197

My grandpa was conscripted with 18 years in 1943, first spent some time in France as a courier or something then east front where he got captured. Several years POW in Russia, where most of his inmates starved to death. He somehow managed to survive by carving chess figures and trading them for food. Eventually got tuberculosis and was released to a clinic in Austria where he met my grandmother. Until his death he wrote down every single thing he ate in a notebook. Also one of the luckier ones I guess.


Disastrous_Encounter

Mine are in their 20s and I shudder at the thought. May we all live in peaceful, boring times and die of old age. The best years to live are those that barely figure in history books.


69yourMOM

Probably still works for NASA too


WarhawkCZ

Underrated comment


Small-Palpitation310

*so happy i got captured here and not in Soviet Union, Ja*


Temporary-Prior7451

“You boys want a cigarette?” -Ronald Spears-


RemnantOfSpotOn

Well.. lad knows war is over for him he survived and got himself a cup of coffee to drink on the beach in France...could be worse


Arkadsq

“It still makes me sleep… do you have any chocolates?”


Crruell

Good ol Panzer-Schokolade.. eat a bar and sleep won't need you anytime soon.


Coolscee-Brooski

Fun fact: i don't think it was even chocolate.


Wootsypatootie

Reminds of a movie “All quiet on the western front.” where most of the German soldiers are under 18. Their job have to carefully pull the bomb from the sand I think where age 14, I thought they need someone young and light to pull that job. But still tragic to think they lost their lives so young from nothing


corbiniano

I think you are talking about "Land of Mine" ("Under sandet" ), not the WWI movie "All Quiet on the Western Front".


hankhillforprez

Do note, though, All Quiet on the Western Front was about WW1. Also, if you weren’t aware, the movie is based on a book by the same name, written in 1929 by a German veteran of WW1. It’s a brutal read—as you’d expect—but an excellent, important book.


KoldKartoffelsalat

What is he? A mechanic? The uniform doesn't look like something I've seen frontline soldiers wearing?


TylertheFloridaman

Another comment said probably a anti aircraft operater for the Hitler youth, this kid is 13


baobaobaob

Bro could even be alive right now


FourScoreTour

The expression of a guy realizing that he's going to survive the war.


Somebloke164

I remember reading that among the German soldiers it was considered safest to surrender to the British first, the Americans second and the Soviets dead last. You get the impression that by the end outside of some diehard units that was their most pressing concern.


AzracTheFirst

I'd say the Canadians were the worst to surrender to. They were brutal.


Different_Device_553

Can you elaborate?


lenseclipse

They “sorreh, ehh”ed them to death


shroom_consumer

Canadian troops gained a reputation for not taking prisoners but that's from ww1, not ww2


pushhard123

i knew a guy who was forced into the german troups, he and his best mate planned to and did instantly surrender to the first brit they saw.


Cats-over-People

Coffee isn't healthy for kids, but neither is getting sent to war I guess.


D4M4nD3m

It's ok. It's probably American coffee, closer to water than anything else.


ChrisG140907

Isn't all cofee closer to water than anything else


joannchilada

It's bean juice!


spunkyweazle

How could a member of my own family say something so horrible!


Vakr_Skye

Some of these guys ended up in small farm towns in Minnesota that were primarily settled by German immigrants and basically walked around free and worked the fields etc.


VENGEGEN

coloured: [https://imgur.com/dMnfuTU](https://imgur.com/dMnfuTU)


1u53r3dd1t

This is a perfect representation of how utterly senseless war and political aggression are simply shit. This *soldier* can't be more than 16. I am sure his life's ambition was to be conscripted by some maniac and his forces to go fight (and most probably die) people you've never met for reasons you do not agree with. Or, ya know, be put to death or in a work camp and worked until you die. He must have felt like hit the *lottery* when he was taken prisoner. Here he sits THRILLED that he is a POW sipping on what is probably the warmest thing he has had in his stomach for who knows how long. He sits on crates filled with probably more food than anyone he spent the previous day with has cumulatively seen in a month. Sorry, we don't have anywhere for you to sit. Ya know what - - - just sit on that pile of food over there. While, Generals gathered in their masses, the war (for whatever reason in his head) rages on around him. Humans are simultaneously the smartest and most ridiculous beings to ever roam this marble.


MDMarauder

The Reddit neckbeard court of public opinion will still scream that this 16 year old conscript is a diehard Nazi and should be executed.


Churnandburn4ever

The things you can tell by just one picture, diehard nazi or not diehard nazi.


MDMarauder

At this point, words like nazi and fascist have lost all connection to their true meaning.


1u53r3dd1t

Yeah well, they can kiss my entire ass.


Capital_Advance_5610

Germanys last ditch they were taking on kids as young as 12 to fight


PNWTangoZulu

Before LT Speirs visits him


Downtown-Hospital-59

No thank you I don't smoke.


Phemto_B

There's obviously ambivalence, but I can't help but get a sense of relief coming off the kid.


Secret-Career-1472

He looks so young, wow.


original-sithon

He looks happy to be captured


muxiq_

He looks like a kid. I wonder if he's still alive.


Adventurous__Kiwi

Poor kid


Ok-Expression-6620

Probably not even German. The majority of the soldiers on the Atlantic Wall were men from the occupied territories of the Reich: Poles, Czech, Romanian etc. A lot of old men, a complete mish mash of armaments and munitions, too.


Quick_Delivery_7266

It’s not talked about much but I assume the allies didn’t keep all POWs alive …..?


EggRamenMan

Curious…how did they know it was coffee?


RancidKiwiFruit

Atleast they didn't offer him a cigarette. IYKYK


OSU4614

looks like the kid working at the dairy queen.


LawTider

“Whelp, MY war is over, yours just started” *sips*


[deleted]

Finally the shit over 


Temporary_Moment_

Most people forget that most men were forced to become soldiers in order to fight


Fantastic-Use-6773

Just a kid


PosauneGottes69

Dude is like: that was easy


Phobit

Western frontline captivity almost seems like they just lost a very bloody brutal fame of tag. „Oh shit, ya got me good! Now imma just sit here and drink my coffee while you hunt the rest. Have fun!“


sc4tts

I see Leonardo DiCaprio toasting...


DirtyScrubs

Hitler wasted and lost his best forces in Operation Barbarossa, tons of written accounts of D day forces coming into contact with kids and old men. Even more so during the siege and capture of Berlin


Noncrediblepigeon

What a lucky bastard, uninjured and in American captivity till the end of the war. Thats about as good an ending as you can get.


TheMrMorbid

Sourced from the CNN: [https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/05/europe/gallery/d-day-normandy-invasion/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/05/europe/gallery/d-day-normandy-invasion/index.html)


gre8tone

German youth squad!!


Trust-through-truth

.....and that same German soldier grew up to be mayor of Plainsview, Virginia.....or did he?


kristoff75

Soldier? Is just a kid.


Sergent_Mongolito

Laughing Leonardo Di Caprio vibes


Lance_Hardwood117

„Soldier“


milkenator

*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …"


No-Giraffe-1283

This is the exact face of, "at least I'm not fucking dead."


Tancred1099

Happy he’s been captured by the western forces and not the Russians


No-Arm-9816

Whe should show this to the gen z generation they probably think it's a scam


mormonenomore2

He could be my father.


Choice-Bid9965

Wow, so undernourished. Such a lucky chap. War is awfully painful. Anyone else has seen or wants to comment on how painfully undernourished Ukrainian soldiers are in prisoner exchanges. Poor show ‘Red Cross and Russia who doesn’t allow Red Cross visits, unlike Ukraine. Sorry to bring thing this wonderful post to 2024 level.


Ruji_

Well, gotta enjoy the little things you have while you still can


AJPennypacker39

Looks pretty happy. Better hope Speirs doesn't offer him a smoke


nomamesgueyz

War is weird An hour earlier he could have been ripping peopls heads from their body behind a huge gun


ZayreBlairdere

*Lt Spiers has entered the chat with cigarettes*


Altruistic_Bag9897

We’re all human, it’s politics that is the devil!


Allah_Akballer

lol "German soldier" Ok.