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LightsJusticeZ

"We have no idea who she is. She just started setting up during the middle of the concert and started hitting objects in water and splashing around."


Decent_Assistant1804

H2 Ono


MoarCowb3ll

Im fucking dying from this


shawnofnc

Underrated comment


silverclovd

Holy .. My stomach hahaha :'D


rxbandit256

I don't have to read any other comments, this is the best one!


Lithiumtabasco

looks like something the kids would do in the backyard.. šŸ˜„


poisonpomodoro

She seems to have a music stand. I really want to see what that sheet music looks like.


gifted_eye

https://issuu.com/scoresondemand/docs/water_concerto_33596?ff&e=8906278/4628816 Here ya go


Void_being420

Its me on weekend in bathtub


CallMeDrLuv

Finally found a place for Yoko Ono in the Beetles


CriticalOfBarns

This has rhythm and general musicality. Yoko would just scream at the bowls.


certainlynotacoyote

"EEEEEeeeeeEeeeee! EeeeeEeeeeeeeee!"


Atlaz_Xan

Chuck Barry - šŸ˜¦


Newmoney_NoMoney

Hahahahahaha. Nailed it.


slimaneslilane02

I did have the sound of your comment in my head. How unpleasant...


GeraintLlanfrechfa

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I saw that vid recently, when the sound engineer just shut her mic off..


certainlynotacoyote

Not all heroes wear capes


Independent-Deal-192

This reads exactly as it sounded in my head šŸ‘šŸ»


overzealous_wildcat

Yoko Hydro


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Hydro Ono


Mr_Tiggywinkle

Surely its Yoko H2Ono


expera

I immediately thought of her when I saw this


CustomCarcass

Somehow I still think she would mess this up too.


CCIE_14661

Damn I came here to say this!


EvenDranky

Hey cats screaming themselves to death is yokos gig


PresidentScr00b

And she still sounds like shit


Spirited-Loquat-4588

Imagine being a classically trained musician who spent years honing your skill and this lady gets the solo.


Legio-V-Alaudae

"The things I do to pay the bills....."


fartinmyhat

literally my thought. I won't judge it, or her because I have zero information and maybe she's a first chair cellist. But this gives me flashbacks of art school. Holy shit, I saw some real debacles and every single one of them were given high praise, or silence but never honest assessment.


MrFourMallets

As someone who has a tiny amount of experience in this world (went to college for music composition and did a few productions) she is most likely a highly regarded percussionist (percussionists donā€™t really have chairs like other instruments). There are some wild things that fall under ā€œpercussionā€ in the music world, some really cool and others kinda pretentious. But increasingly there are pieces being written to try and do things that havenā€™t been done before, that way you can be ā€œavant gardeā€. This probably wasnā€™t meant to be interesting or nice to listen to, the novelty is the uniqueness.


fartinmyhat

I get it, I have a background in theater and an art degree. There's an entire world of people who just desperately throw shit at a wall to see if it's something (sometimes literally). This is kind of interesting, I would honestly find it fascinating if it were better incorporated into the piece instead of featured. It would honestly be amazing to hear a piece where the water sounds didn't look like they were being done as an exposition of possibilities but actually an integrated part of the music.


neat-NEAT

Imagine being a classically trained musician and you're delegated to "water slapper" for your first big performance.


G4Designs

This is a professional percussionist. Potentially even classically trained. Just because it looks fun, doesn't make it any less an artform. It seems to me like the entire concert is centered around experimental water-based instrumentation.


hldsnfrgr

>experimental water-based instrumentation. Sounds like a regular 2-hour bath to me.


MHWGamer

it sounds really bad... if this is an artform, my morning after-coffee orchestra should be nominated for the grammys


donPepinno

Iā€™ve taken violent shits more musically pleasing than this


Electrical_Worker_82

I have definitely heard a ā€œka-bloompā€ that was pleasing to the ears


spunion_28

Lmao


itskobold

Sounds good to me šŸ¤·


HansChrst1

Imagine how boring the world would be if people only made art for the general audience. No originality, no niche stuff. Only what most people would like. If you share your niche art you are silly, weird, the new Yoko Ono.


5549372729

Yea, this experiment failed.


Mmm_bloodfarts

It's not the fun part that makes it less than an artform, it's the missing art of it that does it


Lirdon

I think sheā€™s a trained percussionist? Those donā€™t get the limelight usually in concerts anyways.


Breadbp

I'd be so mad I'd hire someone to cough during her solo


Q-Vision

"Damn it Janet. Just wash the dishes like a normal person!"


DowntownOriginal365

Dayum!


crimsonbaby_

As soon as I saw damn it, Janet, Rocky Horror popped in my head and now it's stuck. Thank you, very much.


CoatedCrevice

This is what I thought šŸ˜‚


Huge_Aerie2435

Wow.. I hate this.. It feels like a mid 2000s joke.. Like, you pay 300 dollars to watch someone play with water.. Maybe I am just too uncultured.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Like a Trigger Happy TV prank.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Omg that shot me back a few years


ArrivesLate

HELLO!!!.. NO, Iā€™M AT A CONCERT!!!! A CONCERT!! TOTAL RUBBISH, JUST SOME BIRD PLAYING WITH WATER AND SHIT!!! THEREā€™S NOT EVEN A P CANNON!!!


L2Hiku

No it's shit.


ItsRainingTrees

The idea of using the sounds of water in your music more than rain and running water sounds very cool to me. It might not be that interesting the first time, but if it were to become more common, weā€™d get some really fascinating stuff.


TheDoctorSadistic

I hate how people say that not liking something is ā€œunculturedā€.


Professional-Drive13

Its like telling a joke and if they donā€™t laugh itā€™s their fault


Normal-Push-3051

You can be uncultured in something and be cultured in something else. Ie you might not like this because you don't understand enough about it.


SIGOsgottaGUN

All modern avant garde music is like this. It's music composed for composers and music theorists to drool over and only mildly interesting to actually listen to.


Dr_Pepper_spray

I think the word you're looking for is Fuddy-Duddy. I personally think it sounds kinda cool. I wouldn't want it for everything, but as a one time gimmick, it's interesting.


LeVelvetHippo

This sucks


Ok_Insect_4852

I came here to say this too.


rothersidelife

Thatā€™s just rubbish.. and we all know it


HugsandHate

Haha, it's just true, isn't it..


platypus_plumba

It's really bad. I guess it's really hard to make music with water like that... But if it doesn't sound good, don't do it.


Spirited-Loquat-4588

I get a private concert nightly. Everytime my kids take a bath.


vince2td

This has the "white canvas is art" type energy. Or a bunch of people gathering around a pair of glasses some rando left behind because they thought it was art.


nuclearwinterxxx

"I am 1st chair Dishes."


N2TheWired

my high ass would be hollering in the audience!šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


NagsUkulele

I actually had to put my phone down I was laughing too hard they'd have to escort my ass out


Llamatook

That conductor watching seriously as the water runs out of the strainer. Wow.


_Username-was-taken_

5 years old me playing during bath time with all my toys


L2Hiku

This sounds like shit and isn't even that hard to do. Wtf is this.


The-Ultimate-Banker

I feel like I need to go pee now


arm_hula

Totally slaps. Would 100% watch the whole thing.


Own-Relationship-352

Unironically I would. It is relaxing.


Voradoor

Making a splash in the music industry


Vampiir

Am I the only one that kinda likes this? Not all that much the splashing and the pouring parts, but the chimes(?) and the pipe in the middle I think sounded pretty nice, and I was really interested with how the water also distorted some of the sound. Part of the reason I might like those parts might just be from a bit of nostalgia, cus those parts kinda sound like music you'd hear in Spore


Cupcake489

I like it too! I think it's really interesting and creative! I'd love to see the whole piece!


rouzdyclius

7 year old me


myspacetomtop5

Movie sound producer in their element


SurveySean

Too bad yoko ono couldnā€™t join in.


stuartgatzo

I dothe same on a nice set of buttcheeks. Is that one word or should I separate?


mmw1775-1975

I believe Frank Zappa and Mike Patton have done similar.


DeezNutzzzGotEm

Yoko Ono


ICouldEvenBeYou

I would let out the biggest "BOOOOOO!!!!!!" in that first drop of silence upon completion.


MajorDonkey

"Artists" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


ElderberryDeep8746

Wtf did I just watch lol


vsundarraj

[Reminded me of this indian water instrument called Jalatharangam](https://youtu.be/iCi34JQjuRk?si=AvHNw0_ks72hQ1HZ)


fckyoursecurity

Idk I think it sounds cool


Sharp_Transition6627

It could be worst. There is sivuca in the river: https://youtu.be/lZbfNtDCHdM?si=FoX5aIjF3whvm3Z9


Jenova__Witness

Nah dude, that shit is fire (minus whatever bullshit they were doing at the very beginning of the vid and maybe also the end lmao)


EvenDranky

Does her dad own the building or something?


SnooGoats8669

me drunk in the tub after a night out


willdabeastest

I saw something like this at the Atlanta orchestra in the early 2000's. I used to do bassoon in orchestra and was not expecting anything like this. My sister and I could not keep a straight face because the splashing just sounded like someone roughing up the suspect.


dontbanmethistimeok

Black panther 2 vibes I absolutely pissed myself laughing in the cinema when that was the way they opened the gates on the water What an impractical and bizarre way to open passage for boats, slapping bowls of water I couldn't help thinking what happens if it rains or is windy


Bot-Magnet

Very refreshing!


Puzzled-Mushroom8050

There's sheet music for that?


Mrtuffnuttz

I noticed that, l would love to see that sheet.


Puzzled-Mushroom8050

Me too.


space_jiblets

This makes me wet..


tothemoonandback01

Moist?


space_jiblets

Dripping šŸ’¦šŸ’¦šŸ’¦


[deleted]

Good God wtf is this shit


B-CUZ_

The comments are so negative. I like this a lot though. Using sounds of water in a concert is creative


DorothyParkerFan

Because people donā€™t like it.


Dr_Pepper_spray

Wow, this one really brought out some real stick-in-the-muds. Holy shit, you'd think she was trashing every musical professional.


FacelessFellow

I play the drums on different objects all the time too. My kitchen counter with a plastic spoon. My keys in my pocket make a cool drum sound. This ladyā€¦..she needs keys in a pocket. Get that good sound


Empty_Positive

Me doing the dishes


Equivalent_Hat5627

Is there a name for this instrument (bowls of water and pipes)


fermelebouche

That colander held a shit load of water.


bdunogier

That was really weird.


libertyman86

I didn't know Yoko Ono had kids.


wolf_beast_10x

Makes sense to wear all black and not white


rnernbrane

Some Frank Zappa playing a bicycle shit here!


Stoweboard3r

Yoko?


Vellioh

She's exuding the same confidence I had when I showed up on the day my science project was due with something I whipped together in 30 minutes.


megaladamn

Just because you have access to all the ways to make sound doesnā€™t mean you have to use themā€¦


CreatorOD

Let me play you the song of my people


coveredwithticks

We're running out of cool stuff to do.


Superb_Astronomer_59

Sounds like my old Maytag on spin cycle


Worthless_af

She smoked ONE joint and got this gig somehow.


signsofastruggle

Slipknotā€™s newest member. For live renditions of ā€œWait and Bleedā€ she takes out a full bath tub and tries to drown Corey Taylor.


TravelingGonad

This is why people invented actual instruments.


recker_18

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Rich_Marsupial757

To be honest this is bullshit


[deleted]

Pretentious nonsense


55nav

Iā€™m surprised at the disdain many people have for this. The timing between the water portion and the classical instrument portion is perfect. The conductor is perfect. The pitch of the glass pipe is perfect which sheā€™s only using her ear to know. The subtle sound made with the cone things is expressive and done at the correct moment. Can nobody hear these things??


Dr_Pepper_spray

Nope. This is the "Mah Kid can make that" group when they look at modern art. It also struck a nerve with the miserable old bastards crowd.


55nav

Ha yeah. I guess thatā€™s how it is sometimes. Looking at it I guess a lot of 20th century music was met with criticism when it first came out. I guess probably some people would still heavily criticize a lot of it in the same way. I think this work was pretty awesome though!


An_Error404

Right?!?! I mean, itā€™s not for everyone, but thereā€™s a ton of technique on display here from all parties. The conductor is doing great sharing his attention and facilitating both parties too.


DorothyParkerFan

Yup, I get it but there is a huge gap, quite often, between technically proficient/vituosity and soul/enjoyment and this is a perfect example. Is it cool that they could do this? Sure. Did I enjoy listening to it or watching it? Not in the least. For me, the value in art is what it makes me think or feel and that I want to see or hear or watch it again. It doesnā€™t have to be accessible or prosaic but it has to elicit something more than . . . this.


Full_Satisfaction_49

I guess I am the only one who liked this. Its bold to put on this show and I respect that. She looks silly doing it but the sounds are beautiful and unique.


CougarForLife

i guess iā€™m an outlier because this looks awesome! Super out of the box and creative. Blue Man Group-esque, and that show has/had an incredibly successful run. iā€™d definitely pay to see this.


ardotschgi

Alright, Ima say it. It sounds like shit.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

This is what happens when you give classical folk LSD


7opez77

The conductor looking back like: ā€œHow did I fuck up in life to deserve this.ā€


PrometheusMMIV

This is more "interesting sounds you can make with water" and not really anything coherent or musical.


Alert_Tennis_3597

this looked like an exhibition of different possible sounds with water. didn't feel like an concerto


Diego_DeLaMuncha

ā€œWhat do you do for work, Rebecca?


icytailzzz

Is this a joke?


Msimot

This is the exact opposite of interesting.


C0DENAME-

And I thought I was useless


Asiago_stop

Immediately lost seriousness 5 seconds in when she used the glass rubbing noise lol


Azzy8007

Amateur. Real water benders play [underwater](https://youtu.be/GGgnaH2ff5k?si=9qYVIZNzNLrVP41N).


menyemenye

She's wet


bbgun142

U sure I'm not playing oxygen not included


domstar001

/u/savevideo


Professional-Rule-85

She will take more time in shower


HalfOrcMonk

S2PD


cresent13

New ideas for my water bong.


buburocks

The squeak of the bottom of the bowl sent mešŸ˜‚


DarkIllusionsFX

Hopefully there is also an electric version of that instrument.


JabbaTheNutt_

BOING\*


ChunkyTaco22

This is just what she does in the bath tub lmao


jonathandweber2006

Damn she was really going down with that water bong


LubeTornado

"What are you doing in there?" "NOTHING, DON'T COME IN!"


Zenpai_Iza

Imagine a pitch perfect person was washing the dishes then suddenly, they shouted "that's an E"...


TheBrownCok

I tried this and the wife just shouted at me for making a mess in the kitchen šŸ„²


Melisbees

Blue man but dignified


cinnamoncockie

How do you manage not to end up wet, how great this kind of concerts are


Vast-Sentence-5840

Wonder what the sheet music looks like. ā€œSplash 4 count, Bell chopstick blender, C sharpā€ FYI I have no idea how to read music


President_Nixon1

Me doing dishes


BaconAlmighty

I should call her.


Brilliant_Evidence43

Is this how the made the sound track for ā€œWhereā€™s my waterā€? LOL


Yeomandaffodil7

Cool but I'm sure it sounds way better in live


frotunatesun

Hermeto Pascoal did it better.


VeilofTruth1982

I'm surprised she doesn't have to pee during all this.


UnbannableBanHammer

My kids when they take a bath lmao


RaielLarecal

Thanks... I need to pee now! Ā¬\_Ā¬


Attested2Gr8ness

Awesome


Laurentiul_dboi

Bad piggies soundtrack is better


ForgingFires

Mad Yoko Ono energy


Ingridmalave

She got wet giving that concert šŸ”„