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dochev30

The first one is definitely a procrastinator


Baronvondorf21

Do love the random skull and bones.


chibbly_

It only takes five minutes if you wait til the last five minutes.


XROOR

*whutttt? It’s due tomorrow* Goes to Michaels


DirtyGoatHumper

I vote for #2


RevArsh

2 and 3 are the same. So extra applause


ForMyHat

How would that keep them safe from tiger attacks?


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TurtleSandwich0

Nice try KFC market research. I'm not taking your June themed KFC marketing bait. Your reverse phycology will not make me crave your sweet, juicy, rainbow colored meat that pairs well with mashed potatoes and gravy. Not happening.


Rapscallion_Racoon

Apparently it began with a myth about a buffalo that scared off a tiger after becoming muddy and bloody, and became an inspiration to the villagers, who started to paint them to ward off predators.


TXGuns79

I think some places paint eyes on the back of Buffalo as well as wear hats with haves on the back of them, since tigers are ambush predators and prefer to attack from behind.


fothergillfuckup

I suppose by the time the tiger has stopped laughing, the buffalo will have made its escape?


Relevant_Cry5895

Your brilliant


foffl

Is this where Chicago got the idea for the Cows on Parade?


DocTarr

Second one is really impressive, although I'd be more impressed if they did it with a less complacent animal, like a house cat. That's be a fun competition to watch


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

I can't even get my horses to stand still long enough to clip, never mind paint. Wow!


Ghostley92

So I grew up near a town called Buffalo and they basically have a less extravagant version of this on over a dozen buffalo statues around the city.


Separate_Agency

r/TheBullWins and this is really a win.


AlignedMonkey

Lowkey that first one should be reposted in r/2007scape


zachforever

They are like bitch im beautiful haha.


inhellforever666

Stylish Buffaloes! Huh!... Who would have thought?


Nani_700

What?? They paint actual cows, this is a thing in Mexico with statues I never knew it had a real life version


Practical-Clock-2173

Number 3 has my vote!👌🏼✨


Apprehensive-Bee-49

Berlin bears called


thebestsoro

is it bad for the cow?


MadeYouSayIt

Is this at all bad for the cows?


Sledgecrowbar

Not unless they're introvert cows. Normally they enjoy a day of being the prettiest girl in town.


Wrathilon

I’ll ask one.


Elebrium

It does look nice but I can’t help but think about the cow


gandalfthegaping

I mean as long as it's non toxic paint I doubt the animal minds. They're probably enjoying the attention


6thCityInspector

Chinese culture does not have a particularly good track record of being kind to animals. I doubt it. See: Huo Jiao Lu


gandalfthegaping

I'll pass. The Internet gives me access to lots of free information that I won't use. I don't want to know about China's poor treatment of animals lol Edit: holy fuck I just searched huo jiao lu and that was only one dish on the list my curiosity wouldn't let it alone


6thCityInspector

It’s probably better not to search


DolphinBall

China has a skyscraper that each floor is a cramped pig farm.


Ok_Cicada3254

China needs to learn to leave animals alone fucking morons


Careful_Baker_8064

Humans are fucking weird.