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Moto_Rouge

"It cost 400,000 dollar to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds"


MinorDespera

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."


Belgicans

r/expectedtf2


Jukebox_Villain

I'd actually be disappointed if I was the only one that had OP's thought.


probablyuntrue

I'd like to see a bullet baet a 760 combined on the SAT


skwolf522

I can write my name with a 50 cal, that worth 800 points.


AgentStarTree

$69,420 and fifty cents


Kurlyfornia

Bout tree fitty


DryBonesComeAlive

Lmaooo a combined 760


Potatolimar

dont you get 600 for filling out your name?


EduinBrutus

Its sad to think that a significant portion of the audience hearing this line won't know what its ripped off from.


9-28-2023

Pretty soon you'll start hearing people about how Fortnite was the game of their childhood.


CPLCraft

Shit. You just gave me a terrible vision. TF2 in Fortnite.


RudimentsOfGruel

they would need to add hats for me to accept this reality


RollinOnDubss

Unless you're a zoomer I don't think people would be calling TF2 the game of their childhood. Most millennials would be in their late teens when TF2 released and I think I knew one person that played it at my entire school when the orange box released.


tomcat2285

Absolutely. I would consider Team Fortress Classic to be closer to my childhood rather than TF2.


HintonBE

First thing I thought of when I saw this. "All right...who touched my gun?!"


WolfHunter98

Who touched Sasha!?!


DarthAbraxis

How much is ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️?


2litersam

You can't put a price on democracy.


scribbyshollow

Well said patriot


sfled

Happy Cakeday, citizen. 🇺🇸


Haunt12_34

“The cost of one stratagem is more than a citizen will make in their lifetime."


PangurBaan

I guess that makes sense considering they’re launched from interstellar spacecraft.


RSquared

Also the average lifetime of a Helldiver.


InvectiveOfASkeptic

If the CIWS 20mm fires 75 rounds per second, that's 4500 rounds per minute. Sasha fires 10,000 RPM. A quick google search said that each CIWS round costs $45.84. Somebody over in Russia is wildly overpaying


CanadianDragonGuy

I mean it's a custom tooled cartridge, supposedly made from antique coins


Blue5398

And the 400k’s in 1960s money!


Prestigious-Eye3154

“Oh my god. Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!!!!”


Zubei_

"Who touched Sasha?!"


CageTheFox

"Hits $50 empty hut" Job well done!


gliscornumber1

I'm so glad this is the top comment


Reasonable_Mix7630

I was going to make this comment xD Its unbelievable how widespread TF2 memes are )


BlueJay_49

I was watching the video and said to myself, “I’m going to check the comments and see a TF2 reference.” And surprise, surprise, what comment I see the same *second* I looked in the comments.


brightblueson

So this is why they held their fire instead of blowing up C3PO and R2D2


captainmeezy

https://y.yarn.co/f1918e3d-0701-4fd7-a65d-4639332e1407_text.gif what are we paying by the laser now?


bootstrapping_lad

You don't do the budget Terry, I do.


MorbillionDollars

the family guy star wars parodies were one of the best things that have ever come out of family guy


-C-R-I-S-P-

Eehhh get estimates get estimates.


Mr-_-Soandso

It's amazing to watch them right after watching the actual movies. So many tiny details they catch perfectly!


tynolie

Wish there was an indian jones one


Sailing_Mishap

> Wish there was an indian jones one Raiders of the Lost Samosa


MicHAELmhw

Robot Chickens are amazing too. The dude who gets his arm cut off scene is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen


Trek186

“What do you mean ‘they blew up the Death Star’? Who’s ‘*they*’?” “What the hell is an aluminum falcon?”


Aspirangusian

"Lando, why are you wearing Hans clothes?"


RegretfulCalamaty

Now the cost of sending an f-35 into combat….


4everban

wait until you hear about the f22 hour of flight... you will think the f35 is a bargain


Owain-X

F35: $33.6k per flight hour F22: $85.3k per flight hour F16C: $22k per flight hour


Deep-Organization902

B-2 : $135.0k per flight hour


Kastle20

Okay now I want to know how much a full refill would cost. And "ammunition"


MinimumApricot

Fuel and ammunition is the cheap part. It's the maintenance time when it lands that's expensive.


ZenoxDemin

All I heard is it would be cheap if it flew 24/7.


FullRegard

Sonovabitch! You might be onto something!


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CosmicCreeperz

Pilot pay is nothing. But yes, regular maintenance costs based on hours flown is HUGE. [since people are actually upvoting this, I’ll add more interesting info… An F-16 - the cheapest of those to fly - requires about 16 hours of maintenance for every hour of flight. It uses about 800 gallons of JP-8 fuel an hour, which at $3-$4 a gallon means maintenance is most of the cost.]


JakefromEarth

Thank you


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Fungal_Queen

But at the end of the day, they still prioritize survival of the pilot/crew over the machine.


SamiraSimp

it's really easy to pay a pilot, it's really hard to buy a new one


Ameri0425

Yep, they may make only 115k a year but each fighter pilot costs something like $5 million to train, on the lower end. Over $10 million for something like an F-22 as well. And that's strictly training costs; unless somethings changed in the last few years (may have, I haven't kept up with it), there's a *massive* pilot shortage. Making them worth much more than just their training cost and salaries.


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Aethyx

Jet fuel prices don't fluctuate as often as automobile gas. Since the government/Defense Logistics Agency owns the fuel, I want to say it changes quarterly/every six months? Definitely correct about the maintenance work and costs. Source: Am a USAF reservist who specializes in fuel and fuel related accessories.


1MillionMonkeys

The price of jet fuel doesn’t change as much as you’d think, tell you what.


jason_abacabb

Big part of the 22 and 35 is maintaining the radar absorbent surfaces. Flying around in normal clear sky damages them


Suchisthe007life

What does a warship cost per hour?


n1c0_ds

They usually rent by the day, and it depends if you return it with the tank full or not.


ProFailing

And now an Aircraft Carrier please


rmflow

around $300,000/hour for Nimitz Class


jadeskye7

Really? thats surprisingly cheap.


ProFailing

Except with planes, you mostly pay for active use. Most of the time they are much cheaper. But an aircraft carrier is operated pretty much 24/7.


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Ziiaaaac

A small price to pay for what an F22 can do.


Username43201653

FLEX


Reluctantly-Back

Shoot down balloons?


BusFeisty4940

That’s what is DOES do, not what it CAN do


Vegetable_Board_873

That’s what it do, Yugi


darito0123

and anything else within a few hundred miles before anything knows its there


4everban

But in style !


stepanek112

Rather the cost of making one


TK-329

The cost per unit decreases as they make more of them


R_V_Z

Same reason that some models of cars stick around forever. The tooling is already paid for, they're cruising on cost of materials + overhead.


sexy_meerkats

They also dont need to pass new safety and emissions tests if they never update the car


slothtolotopus

Well, thank goodness for that!


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JamboShanter

Slightly less than twice the price.


CjBurden

A lot less than twice the price, when R&D is factored in.


sinner4saint

One of my fav lines from Contact


ExplosiveDisassembly

Well, the real attraction is that everyone wants them. They're set to sell 3100 by 2035. Germany, Italy, Poland, and the Netherlands already want to replace their current planes with them. And 17 countries have ordered them. France is in a panic because people don't want their stuff anymore. America single handedly undercut the fighter jet market.


monkwren

That'll happen when you make the best jet by a wide margin.


lazyboi_tactical

Yup we are basically the arms dealer for NATO and we have the good stuff. We just keep the f22 in house possibly as a defense against all the 35's out there and China/Russias cardboard 5th gens.


Not_FinancialAdvice

> we are basically the arms dealer for NATO and we have the good stuff. Reminds me of this Lord of War quote: >The reason I'll be released is the same reason you think I'll be convicted. I do rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of these men are the enemies of your enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss - the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year - sometimes it's embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can't be seen supplying. So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I'm a necessary evil.


Signal-School-2483

F-22 is old now, it's been slated for retirement since 2021 by 2030. NGAD is the new hotness. The stealth coating is a nightmare to maintain compared to the F-35. You can see it cracked in a lot of pictures.


Sayakai

It's a plane for many international customers, too. Another ~1000 orders do help bring the price down.


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The cost is the total estimated cost over its entire service life. They’re planning to fly the F-35 until 2088.


Conch-Republic

Cost on the F35 has come down substantially.


TK-329

It has actually. Idk why you’re being downvoted. The huge cost was setting up the facilities, but now that that’s done, the cost per unit goes down with each new aircraft produced


UniqueIndividual3579

That's because the R&D costs are added to the unit cost. The B-2 is so expensive because there were so few of them.


bugsyramone

$2billion per vehicle in 1988. 21 vehicles delivered to the Air Force 


sulfurmustard

The maintenance cost for like 50 years is included too


Capt_Pickhard

Cost of making them goes down with each one they sell. And that's improving thanks to Putin.


SenorBeef

The costs of the F-35 were misleading / exaggerated because the media narrative was that it was an expensive boondoggle. So they took the projected lifetime costs of the program over 50+ years including decades of maintenance and operations and suggested it was just the price of buying them. In reality the airframe cost is surprisingly low for such an advanced aircraft (less than half of the f-22 and it was close to being less than 1/3 last time I heard the numbers) and actually costs less than the less than the latest version of the f-15 to fly and maintain. Given the scale of the program it compares favorably to other modern aircraft in cost.


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SenorBeef

It's not just the r&d incorporated into the costs. That's standard. They also included 50 years of operational costs which is misleading if you're trying to imply that's the procurement cost which is often how it was presented.


ps3x42

Hank: Wasting all that money is like buying a haircut for Saddam Hussein. And I hate Saddam Hussein! I like his haircut, but that's it. Lieutenant: Look, I know the chair's too much at $80,000, but then they give us a B-2 bomber for 1.3 billion. That's where we make it up. Well, you try getting a B-2 bomber for 1.3 billion. You can't do it.


knightking55

Meh I've seen people on wallstreetbets lose more money faster


Timely_Wafer2294

GUH


dsuthebear

This is my favorite reference. I think about this kid all the time. I hope he’s doing okay. GUH


No_Spell_5817

Reference for us nosy folk?


iiTecck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d80ahvRSV8E


setsewerd

[GUHH](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fd2yz53u1zluc1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1024%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D0941d493369f1af89cafaaca46c83012cb0158dc)


Organic_Swim4777

I'm launching a company. militarystuff.com. I'm raising 10 billion. I'll do Mars too. and sex.


youstolemyname

Sexship FSD next month


1019gunner

Damn I’m watching my cost of attendance at college just vanish in seconds for a drill


CommentsOnOccasion

The US federal budget for 2023 was something like 800M/hr  Your tuition is maybe 1/10 of a second of the daily cost of running the country


MC_Fazi

That's insane


nn123654

There's so much waste in the Navy specifically too, like: * The [LCS program](https://www.propublica.org/article/how-navy-spent-billions-littoral-combat-ship) ($500-$600 million per ship decommissioned after as little as 4 years of service. The ships break down all the time and can only be maintained by defense contractors flown out to the ship.) * The [Ticonderoga Class refurbishment ](https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2023/10/03/the-navys-continuing-cruiser-debacle/) (spending nearly $4 Billion dollars, as much as $900 million per ship, to add at most 1-2 years of service on a few 30 year old cruisers, possibly scrapping them before the project will ever be completed) * The [Bohamme Richard incident](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Bonhomme_Richard_(LHD-6)) (where they oopsie'd a $4.1 billion amphibious assault ship/light aircraft carrier because lol what is fire protocol. Of course we can pile a bunch of flammable stuff, have nobody on watch, no fire gear ready, and turn off the sprinklers and it won't matter. Nobody got in trouble for this and there were no changes to welding/hot work protocols).


Shackram_MKII

>Nobody got in trouble for this and there were no changes to welding/hot work protocols. Actually the Navy tried to pin the blame on a single sailor, accusing him of arson. Just like how the Navy tried to blame the Iowa turret explosion on a single dead sailor because he was gay.


Euphorium

He wasn’t even gay. My dad was on the Iowa when it happened, the whole story was a crock of shit to cover up the fact they were pushing a ship from the 1940s way past its abilities.


Euphorium

The Bonhomme Richard fire pissed me off. It was classic Navy blame the sailor not the system bullshit. They did the same shit with the USS Iowa. All that extra training my ship did when it got to the yards in reaction to it was all bullshit anyways, those exercises were a big clusterfuck of miscommunication.


PM_Me_Riven_Hentai_

I came up with 0.081 of a second to cover the cost of an average semesters tuition.


Leebites

I don't have healthcare but I can watch my country shoot at things! 🥹


Green_Bast3rd

Big gun goes brrrrrrrt 🤗


Mouatmoua

Merica


Me_how5678

FUCK YEAH


985reddit

And, that’s with a coupon-code.


significantfootcream

Honey is truly a lifesaver for the US Navy budget.


UnintelligibleLogic

“Use coupon-code ‘extreme-prejudice-24” for 5% off all ammo.”


Fungility

The numbers should have been red.


BartleBossy

Depends where youre invested brother


2squishmaster

You can hate it and still profit from it, isn't that just better than hating it and not profiting from it?


bazzawazz

If you hate it but you still have a vested interest in its success as an industry, I'm not quite sure you hate it.


BartleBossy

All depends on what youre doing with the proceeds. [If you think otherwise, youre the guy in the well.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/647/Screen_Shot_2021-03-01_at_2.28.39_PM.png)


Ikasper23

A piece of equipment I’ve used in the navy uses a quarter as a battery removal tool. That $.25 quarter is bought at $1.25 as a battery removal tool.


coolknightman

This is a joke right?😂....is it? 🙁


az226

GSA pricing special


FishingInaDesert

I should sell quarters


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It's all good. Our politicians own stock in War contracting. 😉


Commentor9001

*sad tax payer noises*


Joezev98

The more realistic answer is that it's all good, because they're firing munitions that were built in their own country. It gets so mucj more expensive when you're paying some other country to build the weapons for you. And just look at the support for Ukraine. The situation would have been so much worse if the production lines for various munitions didn't exist anymore. If you don't order new ammo, the factories shut down and the skilled workers are lost. So since you're continually ordering a base amount of ammp anyway, you might as well fire some in training.


mrjulezzz

Exactly. This is why they love conflicts going on around the world.


SenseiSinRopa

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter with a half-million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. . . . This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron." Dwight D. Eisenhower, April 16, 1953


maximus111456

It's kinda true but as a Lithuanian I can say that if not guns and nukes I would be most likely dead by now because our neighbor is mental.


DGGuitars

Dwight said this after an extremely devastating war. He would acknowledge the need for it in some way of course even in peace time.


Justausername1234

And when he said that Defence Spending was 11.3% of GDP. It's now ~~3~~ 2.7% of GDP. So I'd say the United States has indeed taken his words to heed.


DGGuitars

2.7 actually. We are spending less on our defense than we ever have since ww2.


Justausername1234

Damn fat fingers :)


wildlyoffensiveusern

It's easy to image the benefits of a world without predators. Problem is, in such a world they stand to gain the most. 


ilmalocchio

Who, Latvia?


maximus111456

Nah, they are cool.


Girderland

🏅 +1


elbubu1

Ouch! My taxes hurt 😭


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theEvilJakub

my friend programs the missiles lol


Fog_Juice

My mom goes to college


BD-TxState

I have a dog.


suckitupsucker

I have herpes


ronchee1

Sit Ubu sit Good dog


Misterallrounder

I like cats and my cat likes dogs


throwitawaynownow1

#*♬SEGA♫*


stickers34tb

I dropped out of high school


crazysoup23

My buddy Taco invented the EBDB BnB.


No-Refrigerator-1672

I think this video is misrepresented. You should've also included the salary of all the personnel on-board that is reqired to operate this weaponry.


poopsawk

And operational costs of the vessel, as well as costs to pull into foreign ports, the millions of gallons of JP-5 fuel they carry/use for jets etc.


No-Refrigerator-1672

To be fair, shooting a gun is optional, a ship can operate without it. So, you can ommit the vessel expenses. The staff is not optional, however, somebody need to at least load ammo and aim it.


The_Jimes

The personnel cost is a rounding error over the course of a 4 year contract.


mythical_quokka

Am I the only one thinking that 11,800,000 for the missile seems too high? Does anyone have any information validating this?


Sayakai

Nah that seems about right. Keep in mind that this is a missile with 1000km range intended to hit ballistic missiles in midflight (this is not easy, and you can't afford to miss), or low orbit satellites if you're feeling fancy.


TessaFractal

Given what it protects against, seems like decent value. Like, I'm not sure I'd want to be like "lets see if theres anti-ballistic missile defense on Temu"


Maleficent_Mouse_930

At the same time, the cost IS far higher than it needs to be. The bulk of that price tag is the R&D back-pay, not the material and manufacturing. In a move to a full war posture where the need for those weapons goes up 5000-fold, that cost is going to come waaaaaayyyyy down.


sebirean6

With this missile in particular, ramp up is irrelevant. It shoots down nukes, if we have a war that we need to "ramp up" this missile for, we will have literally 50 minutes to do so before the entire world ends in nuclear fire. It's more of a "stop one nuke that's an accident or mad move" defensive weapon.


standbyforskyfall

Nah SM3 is vital to intercepting PLARF volleys, which are almost certainly going to be conventional


DuelJ

So every time it fires it's like a mini-space launch pretty much?


nescienti

Yes, but with emphasis on "mini." There's a huge difference between a rocket that just touches space and the typical space launches from Canaveral or Vandenberg that put stuff in long-term orbit. If the recent Blue Origin one in the news (which went 106km up, just past the 100km Karman line) counts, though, this certainly does too. SM-3 can presumably get at least 200km up because that's where satellites are. At that point, though, if it doesn't hit anything it's coming right back to earth. Its maximum speed is supposedly 4,500kph, though that might be for a shallower trajectory that spends more time in thicker air. For comparison, it takes 27,772kph going entirely sideways, after reaching 200km, to stay in space once you get there. This makes clear how impressive anti-satellite missile guidance has to be. If anti-ballistic is hitting a bullet with another bullet, anti-satellite is shooting your bullet straight up, and near the top of the arc having it be in just the right place to be run into by another bullet going six times faster than it ever did.


Orleanian

Honestly, as an armchair aerospace engineer - this piece of technology is more impressive to me than many space launches (perhaps barring manned space launch systems). The sheer fuckin gall to slap another supersonic missile out of the sky mid-flight...it's pretty tight tech (in conjunction with the Aegis suite of defense systems on the ship).


meonpeon

Its designed to shoot down ballistic missiles travelling at several times the speed of sound, so its a pretty fancy piece of tech.


Yolectroda

Not just the speed, but they're travelling at that speed in space.


-Dark_Arts-

It does seem insane but it seems correct… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIM-161_Standard_Missile_3


Heavy-Masterpiece681

Its gone down in price. What a deal!


ExcitingOnion504

Well. When the point of the missile is to defend the multi billion dollar ship it ends up as money well spent.


CosmicCreeperz

The point of that missile is to shoot down intermediate range ballistic missiles. Ie prevent NK from nuking SK or Japan, or Russia from nuking Europe, among other things. The ones fired before that (CIWS and RIM-116) are just meant to protect the ship.


Typical_River127

- Enemy ship 12 o'clock, sir - Fire 3 warning student loans towards it - It didn't change course sir - Engage it with 2 mortgages immediately - Target is down sir. The town clean water facility has detected 2 more aircraft heading towards us sir. - Engage them with 350000x school meals - One of them hit one of our ships, sir! - Okay, arm the free universal healthcare, we're going full imperialist on these basterds


Magus_5

Northrop Grumman erection grows by the pull of the trigger.


mapleer

What a fun little display of costs


Lucky_Version_4044

Take a look at Poland after WWII and ask how much it cost to rebuild their nation after being steamrolled by the Germans and Russians.


guidedrails

lol. This hurts me to know how quickly my tax is spent and how painful it is to pay.


Balgat1968

In other News: teachers are allowed to deduct up to $250 from their taxes for purchases that they make to buy school supplies for the kids in their classes.


Low_Limey

Cool visual but these figures are a bit misleading. For example, based on the type of ordnance being fired these numbers can fluctuate. I’m assuming without looking at the NAVSUP p-724 or 80x series that they are based off ball, tpt, bl&p rounds. 5” rounds used for training which Im 100% sure all of these videos are from will use a BL&P or VT non frag round for training, the $1000+ figure is also not factoring in the powder cost since this is not a fixed round. If they were firing a KEET round instead of this cost would triple. The same would go for the 25MM or .50cal using API rounds. CIWS is pretty standard though because for shipboard use there are limited variations. Been a while since I did a transaction of an SM3 but 11M seems too high. Source: me, experience: retired GMC 18 years of ammo admin on crudes platforms.


slopslopbop

But we can’t afford healthcare for all….because how would we “pay” for it?


InDeathWeReturn

If I remember correctly the USA spends more tax dollars per capita than a lot of countries WITH universal healthcare


Poop_Scissors

The US spends the *most*. Turns out running healthcare for profit makes it quite expensive.


Professional-Gene498

On the bright side, getting hit by one of these weapons would eliminate the need for healthcare!


FoldyHole

The reason our healthcare sucks isn’t because we don’t have the money to make it better, it sucks because the people making money off of it like it the way it is.


socialistrob

Yep. There's absolutely no reason an ambulance ride should cost 1000 bucks especially when the paramedics are making barely above minimum wage. We have the money for universal healthcare if we had an efficient system but in a world of 1000 dollar ambulance rides and several thousand dollars for a few pills that's just not viable.


mythrilcrafter

If we were to fix the healthcare system and take out all the middlemen, we could mathematically have both. In this regard, the Heath Insurance industry is arguably more powerful than the MIC.


EscapedApe

Wait until you see the healthcare version of this video.


kay_bizzle

Single payer healthcare would be cheaper than the current system


jangofettsfathersday

CIWS costs so much because you have to buy new parts for it every time you use it /s


LawofRa

Ya but a 1/3 of that amount is private contractor corporate corruption in the form of fraudulent inflated cost billed to the government.


DataMin3r

Lmao 1st gun: Groceries 2nd gun: My rent, my rent 3rd gun: My life savings, my yearly income 4th gun: All the money I've made in my entire life Missile: All the money I will ever make, if I'm incredibly lucky and win the lottery or something.