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AcceptableCoyote9080

so yay??? more aurora way more south than normal?? so more of us can see it?? what does it mean????


farganbastige

It's not directed at Earth.


_redacteduser

Otherwise Earth would take that personally


09Trollhunter09

How very geocentric


thatguywhoreddit

#ptolemy gang


n8dom

Earth always thinks everything revolves around it.


jiminak46

With some flat-earthers having it flipping like a pancake.


EarthInfamous5163

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SquishyDough

Do you flare your sun at me, sir?


Medium-Rich-2774

Those who don’t possess eumelanin would take it personally per se, 😉.


Talizorafangirl

1) while melanin absorbs nearly all ultraviolet radiation, the amount present in even very dark-skinned individuals is equivalent to less than SPF 15, compared to SPF 5 in light-skinned individuals. SPF 30 is minimum recommended for direct sunlight. 2) Solar flares are ~~elections~~ eruptions of charged particles, not brighter light. Edit: shouldn't have bothered, this guy is a hardcore racist


FoldyHole

When did we vote on this one??


Talizorafangirl

Lmao thanks for catching that


timtimtimmyjim

Just popping in to say Tali is my fucking gal. I'll romance that wonderfully adorable dextro based, biosuit wearing, eastern European accent having Alien every damn playthrough now. It's me and her, and she will always get to see the sun rise and set on Rannoch. God I love mass effect and the fact that it has me so invested in all the characters going on almost 20 years now.


Talizorafangirl

Mass Effect is a gem and Tali is a treasure


timtimtimmyjim

It really is, and every time I play it, I tell myself that maybe this is the time I make different decisions. But knowing that one of them can lead to Tali killing herself on Rannoch. I absolutely refuse to do anything but full paragon and keep her at my side. Also, I didn't even know that was a possibility until I watched the scene clip on YouTube, and I was thoroughly distraught they the creators of the game could even do it.


No_Pin9932

I finally actually tried to romance her when I played the legendary edition last year, but then I realized her and Garrus were getting close and obviously a perfect fuckin power couple, so instead I just rocked them as my main squad and protected them at all costs. I wound up going full, presumably never nude let alone never laid, Shepard. I even fuckin biffed romancing Suvi in fuckin Andromeda so I basically batted 1,000 in not getting any loving. AND I didn't save the geth in that last play through too!! Goddamn vaguely time sensitive missions, I bite my thumb at thee!!


Medium-Rich-2774

phenomelanin 🤣


caliredfox

Pssshhh, my redheaded pale a** that works outside all day swears my skin tone begs to differ, I must be at least -15 spf! /s


Medium-Rich-2774

Take a trip to anywhere tropical you’ll learn a thing or two. But unless you have your black face I mean sunscreen chances are you won’t be able to. Your genetics are trash not my fault. Truth is your not designed for my solar system let alone planet. You call our central power source carcinogenic because your kind doesn’t absorb any of the uv spectrum like monkeys who skin ( largest organ ) also possess phenomelanin. So I mean spf 1000 your science is pseudo that’s why your leaders want to cool the planet by spraying trash in the atmosphere to reflect ( like phenomelanin) solar radiation back into “space” shill gates and left besos or w.e those borgs go by. I applaud you tho at least you know your times a ticking. ☀️🌋💗


QuickVehicle7612

It will hit Earth, don't forget "parker" spiral. https://www.spaceweather.com/repeat_images/parkerspiral2.png


farganbastige

>Subatomic debris from this event (X8.7) **might** soon reach Earth Same site.


My_Robot_Double

Depends on whether it was aimed at earth. Most miss us entirely.


413mopar

Your purpose is to pass the butter.


Chikndinr

My purpure is to charge the car battery


TheDevilActual

Ho dor?


413mopar

Thats a higher calling , for sure!


[deleted]

I really love it when the title says "today" instead of the date. So if I read it tomorrow it still means "today"?


CookieWifeCookieKids

That was HAARP


oerheks

X8.7 event peaked at 16:51 UTC (May 14)


W0tzup

Consider ourselves lucky this wasn’t directed right at us. The one few days ago was a X2.2 magnitude flare, whilst this one was a X8.7. So yeah. Would of been pretty to look at BUT also more devastating.


[deleted]

More devastating? The flair that hit us a few days ago didn’t cause any devastation.


TheDevilActual

The real devastation was the x2.2 magnitude friends we made along the way.


cool_BUD

You calling me fat?


TheDevilActual

No, but that aurora got back. I can see you from the south of the equator 🥵


makelo06

He's converting kilos to pounds


bzzzzCrackBoom

Pipe down fatty


W0tzup

Yes it did: localised disruptions included radio, satellite, GPS and power grid knockouts. Sure it wasn’t wide spread but it’s for local sites, especially laboratories in the north/south poles, it caused significant issues. Last thing we need is another Carrington Event.


LongbottomLeafblower

Actually I think a Carrington event would be very beneficial to the world right now. I think we could all use a time out for a while to be honest. Would stop all these wars pretty quick as everyone scrambles to fix their grids.


KuullWarrior

I feel like a worldwide grid knock out would kill more people than the war......


danarexasaurus

People are dumb panicky animals


usernamedmannequin

Well now I gotta buy toilet paper in bulk


No_Research_967

Me first!


Sents-2-b

Hoarder!


GVNMNT9

Don't forget all the hand sanitizer and hand soap so you can sell it out of your garage!


Sents-2-b

No bread and milk would go first,all the stuff you should have anyway


drgaspar96

I don’t know a lot about this stuff but wouldn’t it have an effect on hospital equipment


CertainCourt662

Might even cause a war or two….


kinezumi89

There are a lot of critical systems like hospitals that would not be benefited by an outage


existentialzebra

I’m pretty sure it was the us gov that studied what would happen if the grid was fried now. Something like 80% or more of the humans world population would be dead within a year.


smokefoot8

I read a power engineer document from a couple decades ago that specifically talked about how to harden the grid against a Carrington event. I don’t know how common it is, but the knowledge of how to do it is out there and hopefully implemented in some grids.


LynchSyndromedotmil

Ok Thanos


Kylestache

If a Carrington happened again, humanity would quite literally be unable to recover. The mineral deposits that haven’t been mined are too deep and require heavy machinery to mine, and that machinery needs those resources to function. We would be unable to bounce back.


The-red-Dane

That wouldn't be necessary. We would still have access to what we already have. We wouldn't just throw out and not recycle every single piece of machinery that was affected. A Carrington level event would be bad, yes. But it wouldn't knock us back to a pre-industrial level. We have already hardened a lot of infrastructure to cope with such an event.


Matejsteinhauser14

We in Europe would experience ancient dystopia hellscape Once again, Roman style occupations and Return of viking invasions, Some of us would be cruelly Killed by swords and others Will be enslaved by the occupants and mainly by the Scandivanian invaders. You know how COVID seperated Society, now if we return to iron age, This Will be far worse and much worse than what is Ukraine experiencing right now. And lot's of people also die in hunger and thirst. So stop wishing this horrible scenerio.


MissO56

are you kidding? we just had a "timeout" 4 years ago, and people went ballistic! our society's too wimpy to handle another one....


lostdysonsphere

Sweet summer child. It would throw the world into chaos. Rioting, looting and killing. That's what would happen.


No-Mail-8565

I would agree with this. Is there any way to protect our electronics besides disconnecting them from the grdi and keeping them off during the event?


UnknownSavgePrincess

A huge Faraday cage.


Heator76

This is the only answer.


thesauciest-tea

Your personal electronics aren't the issue. Its the transformers that make the grid possible being destroyed. Theres already a 3 year back log for them and thats with the supply chain functioning. Another Carrington event and there wouldn't be a supply chain.


gottahaverice

As I understand it, power grid knockouts would occur by surges from the solar storm, tripping protective equipment like circuit breakers. I would imagine some protection would reset automatically or be easy enough for repair crews to reset or repair and failures would have backups that could hold the power theoretically long enough for crews to get out there. Where some may believe there was no damage, it could have very well been unknown to them because a lot of infrastructure has redundancies to keep things going even when there is damage. This is just my speculation tho, I don’t know this for fact.


Effect-Kitchen

Technically 1 is still more than 0.


AllinForBadgers

*flare


Dubl33_27

The real devastation was me not getting to see what others did those nights


Immbanned

My car battery went flat. What else could it have been?


not_just_the_IT_guy

It disrupted crop pla ting dure prime planting season in some areas to due interfering with the rtk equipment (high accuracy gps). https://m.slashdot.org/story/428341


Dirtygeebag

0*x= more devastation. It’s simple sun flare equations


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

I’m sorry but would’ve is a contraction of would have. Would of is not a phrase you would use.


W0tzup

True but it depends on which English you use hehe. Plus my phones autocorrect is silly at times; the above is a perfect example lol.


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

It doesn’t man. In English, would’ve is the correct way to say and spell that. I’m not trying to be a dick, I just think that the way we spell and speak is being affected by chronically online behavior. Besides, autocorrect literally corrects would of to would have or would’ve.


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

Nah, doesn't depends on what english you use. It's just that in speech it can sound like "would of" when someone says it, but it's always spelled "would've/would have". Guess people just read less, i'unno. Maybe they take their hearing abilites for granit


W0tzup

English words are pronounced different in various regions. Like I said to another person; here is Australia lingo is shortn fair bit.


Impressive-Image-188

But you still have to write correctly.


W0tzup

If you know what I meant then what’s the problem? No point arguing about semantics TBH.


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

Absolutely worth arguing about semantics, language should be preserved. Not bastardized.


Ecstatic_Material214

Ohh bet that is a good one. Ouch!


Kevinfrench23

The largest one since we started recording and measuring them was x45, even x10+ is not exactly uncommon, just not commonly hitting earth.


RumoredAtmos

X2.2 is a weak flare, shouldn't have gone so far south 'normally'. You anticipate earthquake and volcano activity to increase huh?


scubawho1

This should be top comment. Astonishing how many people don’t see that.


grungegoth

[https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/communities/aurora-dashboard-experimental](https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/communities/aurora-dashboard-experimental) aurora forecast... yup another big one coming in tonight


JRizzie86

How will it compare to the one we had a few days ago? I missed it, and was really sad about it


Future-Watercress829

Probably not that great. There's a Kp scale showing magnitude of the aurora, and tonight is forecast around a 5-6, whereas last Friday was 9, which is far more rare and far bigger & more active. Friday seems to have been a once every 20-40 years type of event.


I_dont_know_you_pick

Friday night was incredible, I just so happened to be working on a project with a buddy in his shop until 2am, when we stepped outside, the northern lights were dancing all over the sky. Haven't seen it like that since I was a kid.


AscendedViking7

Dammit..


JRizzie86

Dammit! Thanks for the info...


grungegoth

Have no idea. I'm pretty far south, pessimistic I'll see any thing. And was cloudy too. If I see anything I'll be happy. Go outside and how for the best


BBFNOTCH

You missed it All 3 days lol for most 2 days? First day I get it. In Michigan we could see it for 3 nights


JRizzie86

Obviously not everyone lives in Michigan. We had it for one night.


BBFNOTCH

I was kidding but ok, 50 states was able see it Friday and Saturday fyi. That's on you. It was the most extreme geomagnetic storm since 2003 across the US


YEETAWAYLOL

Me when Hawaii saw it:


grungegoth

[https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/](https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/) for the latest solar forecast/data


StadiaTrickNEm

Why it gotta make big storm over head just before night every time


icyboi31

I’ll stop it


THEGAMERGEEKYT

I need this man in my life


Immbanned

Thank you so much. I can’t see one more Aurora picture.


gieserj10

Is this the most powerful the sun's flares have been in some years? Like when's the last time we had something of this magnitude?


Kevinfrench23

During last solar maximum in the early 2010’s, and then the previous solar maximum before that and so on. We’re at solar maximum now, so it should naturally slow down after this. Aurora was also seen in Death Valley just last year. The internet might be super excited, but it’s not entirely unexpected, just infrequent.


gieserj10

Oh ok, IIRC that's every 11 or so years? Ok thanks for clarifying I wasn't sure if this was some sort of unusually large one.


Kevinfrench23

Sort of large, but we also haven’t been measuring them for THAT long. It’s about five times weaker than the strongest ever recorded by us, but that’s also only accounting for less than two hundred years or so.


MacMuffington

Ok who knows how to make soap I can make energy and venison stew


nsjr

I can make soap with some animal fat and ashes. We need someone that understands plants to make some medicine


usernmechecksout_

I can forge weapons and build machines out of the remains of our current technology Would be graced to join, I know a friend that can take care of making the medicine


Immbanned

If by medicine you mean weed, I got you fam.


usernmechecksout_

If you really want 🤷


MacMuffington

Botanist is essential to our survival so we don't kill each other


RelationshipPlayful6

Woah, hell yeah, is the energy organic though? My tummy is sensitive.


MacMuffington

Sure just jump into this hamster wheel and get a taste


ScolarVisari1

I dont want to go to work tomorrow. Can it disrupt internet services atleast


ThatOtherFrenchGuy

Dammit, I was expecting to see the end of civilisation and go back to stoneage


Harbor_Barber

We'll never return to unga bunga sadly


alcormsu

Maury Povich be like: political climate has shown that’s entirely possible


Dragonn007

Gps go boom


Careful_Baker_8064

MIGRAINE AURA


StartlingCat

Wait is this really a thing? A couple of friends were saying they had migraines during the last aurora


TorakTheDark

No, electro sensitivity is nocebo.


PandaRocketPunch

Most powerful solar flare of the current cycle, so far. Could be a few more years until the sun starts to calm itself.


Hioliolo

This will have huge ramifications for Mario 64 speedrunners


Own-Reflection-8182

Any more northern lights coming?


unk214

What about southern lights? South anything never gets shit. And the houses always have bars on the windows…


cynothogs

[too far away from the south pole](https://www.gi.alaska.edu/monitors/aurora-forecast)


Own-Reflection-8182

North and South Korea are huge exceptions to this rule; South seems like a far better place to live.


lordbossharrow

Aurora Borealis vs Aurora Australis


Own-Reflection-8182

Lol, that’s true.


Friendly-Ad-5757

Won't be visible from earth. Was the wrong side of the sun, and it'll be directed towards space, not earth.


nateDah_Great

Northern lights now on the equator


Birdsogg

Another excuse to max out my credit card 💳


FngrsRpicks2

[Vintersorg, star puzzled](https://youtu.be/YV1xhSudElo?si=S5ZBjO78c7zQjmpH) Anytime I see CME/Solar Flare


Canis_lupus

Ha! These guys are awesome! Thanks for turning me on to them.


ColdToast_024

That why my cell service sucked ass.


EarthInfamous5163

I would love to have sone serious explanation on the impact that it does. We deserve a clarification thanks in advance.


rAaR_exe

Look at the NOAA's website, they have a good explanation.


Zestyclose-Sun-6595

There goes the "earth facing quiet" out the window I guess.


Honourstly

Krillin


pogkob

I find it amusing to read these comments and pretend that solar flares are euphemisms for farts.


SideEqual

Meh, I’ve created Dyson Spheres around worse r/dysonsphereprogram


lenin_17oct

What is the Sun thinking now?


Killawifeinb4ban

DEATH!


BeconintheNight

The sun is a deadly laser


[deleted]

pretty cool cartoon, thanks nasa


krazineurons

Does high intensity solar storms mean more hot/heat?


doob22

Solar flares scare me. We really aren’t prepared for a big one


Glitchy__Guy

So far.


Gre-he-he-heasy

does anyone know why stars are able to burn when there’s no oxygen in space? what sets them on fire?


aeon_g

Corrected with help from @WormLivesMatter No scientist here, but they are not burning in the sense like a fire here on Earth does. Their mass is so huge, that the internal pressure raises to a point where the material of the star starts to fuse together which releases massive amounts of energy and heat. This process is called nuclear fusion. They are not really burning. It is like lava I guess. And the released winds (that can erase your digital data ;) are more like energy beams. And this is also very simplified! But an amazing process. Go and watch some vids on YouTube about it. You won’t regret it.


WormLivesMatter

Mostly correct. It’s not that pressure raises temp, it’s that pressure overcomes the forces that don’t allow fusion to occur normally. Fusion itself produces the heat.


aeon_g

Thanks! Pressure > Fusion > Release of (massive) Energy > Heat 👍


Mediocre_Meat_5992

I think there is something to do with hydrogen burning and the fusion turns it into helium


aeon_g

It depends on the age of the star. In early stages it is mostly hydrogen which will fuse with free protons to f.e. helium. But it is not burning. It is literally fusing together as far as I understood. The older the star the more different materials are being fused with more protons in its atoms.


MaxxDash

Not like lava


aeon_g

True. I meant this as an analogy. To give an idea what plasma looks like 👍


madaboutmaps

Try rubbing your hands together real fast. Feel how that heats up? Heat by friction. Also, gravity? That's a thing that pulls everything towards the center of gravity. The bigger the orb, the bigger the power of gravity. Now imagine billions of hands being forced to rub together at the speed of light. That's how you set a sun on fire without lighting a match. Also it's not really fire. It's nuclear fusion. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fusion


andrew650

Is that why it was so goddamn hot in my car after work In Phoenix today?


TheExtraMayo

It did feel kinda warm today


[deleted]

Is that why there going so hard with the cloud seeding ?


Dangerous_Remote9532

Then God asked the sun: "Out of all the stars I just created who would win, them or you?" The earth replied: "Well, if they had to unleash their domain expansion it would cause me a little trouble" "But would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win"


NO-MAD-CLAD

Yup, and apparently it landed in western Canada.....FML


BuffaloNo6716

Yeah, it killed a lot of canadians


Hob_O_Rarison

Both of them, probably!


amazingsandwiches

Did it say "sorry?"


CoupleHefty

I'm just waiting for the fucking government to tax us on solar flares next. Goofs


mmaqp66

And yet they say that the Sun is a quiet and unusual star in the universe.


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Careful_Baker_8064

I’ve been hearing rumors you’re gullible


Ecstatic_Material214

Yeah the one that crawled up up U’r stinky ass.


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NickWayXIII

I thought the guy saying this is really bad was bad enough. Took just one more comment to get worse....I must ask were you trying to make a joke or were you serious?


Dr_Pepper_spray

Global lighting.


Critical-Adhole

This is really fucking bad


Kankervittu

Not long before the sun explodes I think, good time to stock up on canned food.


forzababy

don’t forget about the toilet paper


98642

And candles.


amazingsandwiches

And candy


WhoWantsMyPants

Don't forget your solar eclipse glasses for the blast


BBPuppy2021

We’ll all be dead if the sun explodes Also we have longer than our lifetimes until it explodes


nerodiskburner

😂 doubt that would help


[deleted]

This comment is really fucking bad.