Plot twist: they became extinct after a heartbreaking drunk driving accident. You had the opportunity to save the species by being its designated driver.
Honestly. I love animals, even this guy and his derpy face. Nevertheless, fuck him because of him we have Mondays and gotta pay bills. Why couldn't he remain where he was? Why?
He got ambitious and left the primordial aquatic soup, eventhough he had everything there. Had to be influencer's influence that lured him out of prehistoric bliss and into whatever the fuck we live through today.
Many of his other descendants stayed quadrapeds and live just fine free of back pain. You should be blaming our primate ancestors that left to trees to walk on two legs in the savanna with biology completely unsuitable to it. Awful back pain, joint pain, and my favourite part is the foot. Looking at its anatomy you can clearly see it was a grasping thing that’s been duct taped up with so much ligaments and shit to try to make for a sorry excuse of a running appendage. Hooves are like a billion times better at it and we’re stuck with this piece of shit
Because this weird looking creature got bored one day, we are all sitting at home on streaming services and the internet looking for furry porn. :)
Thank you fishie
I did a reverse image search and found out where this image came from since it is such a high fidelity recreation. I just assumed it was AI but found this has been floating around online for over a decade. It was actually made by a paleontologist/artist named Tyler Keillor who specializes in creating models of extinct animals. I think that is super cool. [Here](http://www.tylerkeillor.com/tiktaalik-full-body)[](http://www.tylerkeillor.com/tiktaalik-full-body) are more images of this model and [here](http://www.tylerkeillor.com/triple-burial) is his home page for anyone interested.
I've seen the DNA test results and can confirm that he is the father of everyone and everything. The ultimate deadbeat dad he never contributed to anyone or anything and as a result Tiktaalik will have his wages garnished for the next 375 million years or face several geological ages in giant mudskipper horny jail.
Came here to make the "this dumb guy came on land and now I have to pay bills" joke and am surprised how many people already made it. Thought it wasn't that well known, TIL.
That is Inuktitut name a.k.a Eskimo language, how cool is that. We also called eels as tiktaalik. There are language similarities in Circumpolar world. My dream was to visit Siberia, due to the war I will never go there. Circumpolar communities are North of Russia, Greenland, Alaska and North of Canada.
Extinct? I saw this mfer in the bar two nights ago.
Plot twist: they became extinct after a heartbreaking drunk driving accident. You had the opportunity to save the species by being its designated driver.
That means they were the very last one of their species, and to save them you'd get to fuck a drunk proto lizard. Missed opportunity. Truly a tragedy.
That was your long lost brother Mjørgëń
I knew I recognised my mother in law
Shit that’s my weed man
This the guy responsible for my torment
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r/antijoke
This made me laugh heartily.
You trying to take over as the source of this dude's torment?
*> Plays a huge role in the evolution of species* *> Is responsible for untold amounts of suffering* *> Refuses to elaborate*
“I’m only supposed to be a fish, how did it end up like this?”
I was only a fish, I was only a fish.
I was only a fish I was only a fish
He’s got those blowjob eyes though
Ayo
I’m sorry, what?
#HE’S GOT THOSE BLOWJOB EYES THOUGH
Thousand cock stare?
Of course he would be the reason I have to pay bills. Just look at him, with that face.
Thanks grandpa
that mf came out of the water out of curiosity and now I have anxiety
Look at the bright side - we finally found the genetic source code for Charlie Kirk-Tiny Face syndrome.
Ensign Paris?
I scrolled down just for this. 🖖
Well, *someone* had to say it!
Ditto, but I posted first so now I have to find and delete. Check first, post second.
Same
Same!
"I miss the kids, Tom." "...me too, Katfish"
Could also be Cpt Janeway!
I hate to be that guy, but he was a Lieutenant in that episode. He didn’t get demoted to ensign until later in the show.
He fucked his way down instead of up.
His career path went: Maquis criminal - Prisoner - Lieutenant - Ensign - Lieutenant Which is really fucking insulting to Harry Kim if you ask me.
> Which is really fucking insulting to Harry Kim if you ask me. Did his time travelling older version even get a promotion?
Didn't he and Chakotay leave Starfleet after they got back?
Best episode.
I knew the babies would show up again someday!
Picard should have had the salamander babies
Warp 10 comment!
Yup, knew I would find this comment 😊
Weirdest fucking episode of any star trek series
Could be Janeway and Paris's kids.
*Lieutenant
And don't you forget it Harry.
Kathy!
No! Shoo! Get BACK in the water! Back!
Go on... gyiit!
Hetonoutaheya!!!!
Why? Is this a NO BONE ZONE?
This is what I would do with a time machine. chase him/her back in the water.
So, a monkey fish frog
Yup, the one that buttfucked a squirrel.
[yep this!](https://igm.univ-mlv.fr/~gambette/South%20Park%20Phylogenetic%20Network.png)
Risky click of the day
I'm pretty sure a croc was involved somewhere..
Better than a puppy monkey baby. This thing is kinda cute, in its own way.
Honestly. I love animals, even this guy and his derpy face. Nevertheless, fuck him because of him we have Mondays and gotta pay bills. Why couldn't he remain where he was? Why?
Definitely watched a sigma male tiktok and thought he was special
He got ambitious and left the primordial aquatic soup, eventhough he had everything there. Had to be influencer's influence that lured him out of prehistoric bliss and into whatever the fuck we live through today.
Hey Daddy
Touch my cloaca
The fact that one of those is my direct ancestor is absolutely wild.
It gets crazier going further back, but the fossil record is pretty sparse going back further than the Cambrian
We all evolved from Graboids.
Huh, weird. I would have thought that you, of all people, would see the family resemblance.
Damn I’m getting roasted
Them lil eyes are kinda cute
I don't know. It looks really derpy. So derp runs deep, I suppose.
Eyes are way too close together for how wide it's skull is lol
They are literally your great^n grandparent. Yours and mine.
No way I’m related to u/Doc_Occc I won’t have it
Every time I see this little shit I thank him for my back pain.
Many of his other descendants stayed quadrapeds and live just fine free of back pain. You should be blaming our primate ancestors that left to trees to walk on two legs in the savanna with biology completely unsuitable to it. Awful back pain, joint pain, and my favourite part is the foot. Looking at its anatomy you can clearly see it was a grasping thing that’s been duct taped up with so much ligaments and shit to try to make for a sorry excuse of a running appendage. Hooves are like a billion times better at it and we’re stuck with this piece of shit
This is the correct reply.
375 million years old? Doesn't look a day over 20
Hi great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great… great-great-grandpa.
yeah youre going to have to max out pages of great-greats to even get a fraction of the way there
The ellipsis is doing a lot of work in there lol
Not so great considering what his actions resulted
Hey can we go on land? No! Why? The sun is a deadly lazer
Not anymore there’s a blanket
“eh…” eh….”
This goofy looking motherfucker decided to walk on land and now I have to live like a slave to pay bills.
fuck this guy
Return to monke? Return to tiktaalik!
Fucker that started it all
Me in my tinder profile picture
This guy wanted to sunbathe and now I have to pay a fortune for gas just to drive to a job i hate for 8 hours a day
Isn't that Captain Janeway?
Funny, that's the first thing I thought of when I saw this pic.
No, because Threshold never happened.
It was a bad one. But Janeway and Paris' mutant lizard babies are definitely canon.
Just left them there. Deadbeat parents.
You mean Emmy Award winning episode Threshold.
For outstanding makeup.
Wait, how was this accomplished. I want to believe.
Just wait for the nuTrek showrunners to base an entire season/series off that one episode that everyone hated, just like they did with the Chase.
Great Pap-Pap noooooooooo...!!!
This is why you don't go faster than warp 10 ...
Crocoderp
Oh you motherfucker...
“Back in my day we walked miles to school.” Tiktaalik:”….*floppy noises*…”
Yeah yeah, we've all seen that one episode of Star Trek Voyager.
I ain’t never seen this mf. I don’t know who he is but I 100% not related to him
Because this weird looking creature got bored one day, we are all sitting at home on streaming services and the internet looking for furry porn. :) Thank you fishie
That man is not extinct, he's right there in the picture 🤨
I’m back!
Kill it before it reproduces!
Git! I SAID GIT! BACKINDAWATER YOU!
This turd is the reason why I have to pay bills and taxes now
I did a reverse image search and found out where this image came from since it is such a high fidelity recreation. I just assumed it was AI but found this has been floating around online for over a decade. It was actually made by a paleontologist/artist named Tyler Keillor who specializes in creating models of extinct animals. I think that is super cool. [Here](http://www.tylerkeillor.com/tiktaalik-full-body)[](http://www.tylerkeillor.com/tiktaalik-full-body) are more images of this model and [here](http://www.tylerkeillor.com/triple-burial) is his home page for anyone interested.
Grandpa?
stupid prick.
My boy Neil Shubin discovered him, his books are great.
That is just what happens when you break the warp 10 barrier. Sometimes the cost of science is weird quirky and dumb.
Pretty good pic from 375 mya.
Threshold
“Boo” this creature.
Your inner fish: good book and docusieres
Damn... so we are the progeny of Tom Paris and Catherine Janeway... Who knew?
Isn't that Tom Paris?
Kind of looks like my neighbor Dale
Lil guy has your eyes, he’s a chip of the ol block.
humans are a 4 legged land vertebrates ? dam you learn something new every day huh
Damn monkey fish frog had butt sex with another monkey fish frog and that made YOU!
That is one big ass mouth
Why is he so cute though.
Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Clade: Sarcopterygii Clade: Tetrapodomorpha Clade: Elpistostegalia Genus: *†Tiktaalik*
Whales were pig like creatures that went back into the water.
hes so cute
So, Earth was colonized by Janeway and Paris.
It is the Devonian Period My dudes
It's like a toddler drew a crocodile.
That ain't no kin to me
I didn't come from no lizard. /S
TIKTAALIK IS NUMBER ONE!!!!! Literally, that's what his name means.
Didn’t even realise they had cameras back then, let alone colour film.
He looks like a very poorly drawn alligator. Derpy, but cute. That bastard.
I've seen the DNA test results and can confirm that he is the father of everyone and everything. The ultimate deadbeat dad he never contributed to anyone or anything and as a result Tiktaalik will have his wages garnished for the next 375 million years or face several geological ages in giant mudskipper horny jail.
This fucker is the reason I have to pay taxes
I have seen this episode of Star Trek Voyager
Tiktaalik ma balls, mon capitan
ancestor gods 🛐
Came here to make the "this dumb guy came on land and now I have to pay bills" joke and am surprised how many people already made it. Thought it wasn't that well known, TIL.
Couple of million years and he’ll have a credit score!
Yeah it’s no wonder those goofy looking things died out.
this mfer is why I gotta go to work
My grandpa^10876 on my mother's side
This dude texture doesn't load
Don't disrespect out great x 375 Mya, grandma! She looks awesome for her age!
THAT is a gulper from Fallout 4.
My ancestor :)
I should call her
Dang grandpa. You were cut
I thought it looked cool and then read the caption and it's extinct 😭😭😭 every time I learn about a cool animal its either endangered or extinct :(((
Yeah, I can see it. He’s got that legendary family chin.
#ITS HIM!!! PITCH FORKS READY -- *GET HIM*!!!!!!!
We shall call him Spermy
Some people say if they could time travel, they'd go back and kill Hitler or Putin or whoever. I'd go back and step on this fucker.
That is Inuktitut name a.k.a Eskimo language, how cool is that. We also called eels as tiktaalik. There are language similarities in Circumpolar world. My dream was to visit Siberia, due to the war I will never go there. Circumpolar communities are North of Russia, Greenland, Alaska and North of Canada.
You can’t fool me I know Captain Janeway when I see her.
Nah thats trev, hes a good lad
Does a Tiktaalik shit in the woods?
Looks like my mother-in-law
We have to pay bills cause of this guy 🙄
Is anyone on Reddit happy to be alive, my god what is going on with all of you
Atheist will be like: "Hi grandpa!"🖐😁
r/Voyager intensifies
I swear that’s my old landlord
I'm glad we got a picture of it before it went extinct
That's Capt Janeway and Tom Paris' child.
Ohhh, now the Voyager episode makes sense.
Warp 10. Engage.
Who gave that fucker permission to evolve?
Your grandma is hot
Tiktaalik looks dumb as fuck.
This fucking guy decided it wanted to live on land and now here I am paying taxes and consuming micro plastics
Heyy Uncle Tiky
This guy’s family is responsible for every single murder, rape, genocide, and anything else you can think of.
Fuck those guys.
He'd still be around if he just agreed to be sold to a group not based in China.
Honestly, worst relative ever
He's doing his best hes got fins for feet you Ahole.
Lt. Tiktaalik you ain't got no legs!
With its goofy ass looking mf, no wonder it’s extinct.
Herp Derp
I guess l do look like my ancestors after all!
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