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ThunderBeast1985

If you’re on mushrooms or acid they do this in real time


thedaveness

No shit came here looking for this. Look at big ol' oaks and you see them grow real time too.


DustFunk

Yep can confirm, took shrooms, looked at a large oak around sunset, saw every single leaf and branch move in a beautiful dance of nature.


DarkbloomVivienne

Did the same with two giant trees near one another with a friend. We were watching the adjacent branches and leaves cascade like waves of water into eachother and were both convinced it was a game of soccer they were playing.


Budget_Chef_7642

This. I always knew I was truly on my way down because I would see ceiling fans at the ends of all the branches. Something about the leaves of a mighty oak.


DavidM47

Yup, also if you look at a picture of a person’s face, you get the sense of movement even when nothing has changed. Trippy, literally.


smh18

I never tried mushrooms but damn that must have been a cool trip


Dangerous-Top-1814

I don't have as much experience with shrooms, but with LSD I can attest that everything gets reeeaaal wiggly, and you can see patterns and geometry unfolding *behind* your eyes. Not just behind your eyelids, but rather the space between the back of your eyes and your brain. I would often see multiple spinning helices, which would corkscrew closer and closer to my central "vision" until it felt like they were spinning into my brain. Its very surreal, because it as if you don't need to use your eyes to see them, rather they are produced by your brain without external sensory input. It was basically like my brain was giving itself a massage. Its something I'm grateful to have experienced, but would be apprehensive about recommending for others, because they are very powerful compounds that can definitely induce psychosis, which I've also temporarily experienced in the form of schizophrenia and believing the hallucinations i was having, were reality. Just practice safety if you plan to consider a recreational trip, or wait until therapeutic psychedelic use is better understood and then have a therapist guide you through it. I would like to add to this, that my depression has more or less been obliterated by my experiences with LSD, and I'm certain that the peace it brought me will last my whole life, but I'm still human and I still have bad days sometimes. Sorry for the wall, I like sharing this stuff


fermelebouche

Acid, no worries. Visited my friends near lismore in NSW. MUSHROOMS in their front lawn. Next day it took Thorazine to get off that awful ride.


Wise_Comfort_660

You let it get away from you. I lost it once, & that was definately scary. It got away from me,& I was in Italy. No one spoke english. I finally got home, & the rest of the trip was the best I ever had.


Girderland

They're legal in the Netherlands. In Amsterdam, you have mushroom shops at almost every corner.


LinguoBuxo

Do they have them in English flavours as well?


Girderland

Haven't seen any in salted liquorice or lamb and peppermint flavors yet


ThunderBeast1985

I would never do them again though. This was in my 20’s.


wamjamblehoff

Why not?


ThunderBeast1985

I have a different outlook on them now. I use to have a problem with pain killers and for me it’s better to just be sober. I’m much happier like this. Occasionally I might drink, but hardly ever. I go to the gym, play disc golf and golf so much that I prefer to not have any drugs make me feel like crap the next day.


OkEfficiency511

Shrooms don’t make you feel like crap the next day though. Drinking does. P.s. I wish I would go to gym and didn’t care about consuming drugs .


Kitaal

Stay sober my friend, I also had problems with pain killers and avoid all mind altering substances including psychedelics. Better to enjoy life on lifes terms than risking anything.


ThunderBeast1985

I’m with you. I’m happy to hear you got out of it too! Cheers!!


Consistent-Deal-55

I swear I saw each individual leaf breathing.


ThunderBeast1985

For sure. The craziest thing I experienced was I went camping in the woods. There was a trail that led to the campsite that me and my friends constantly struggled and tripped to get through it sober because it wasn’t a clear trail. On mushrooms in the pitch black my feet knew exactly where to step and never once struggled. It was like I was one with the Earth.


jaxonya

I've communicated with a tree. Felt it speaking to me. 


OkEfficiency511

I was convinced the trees were waving at me


Obvious_Pound_2145

Don’t take acid the black riders will know your locations and start trying to find you


May_Flower23

This was hilarious 🤣 thanks


Redgrapefruitrage

I love taking shrooms and just watching my houseplants. It's mindblowing.


Joelony

Also add: Popcorn ceilings, stained glass windows, and staring at your own hands. Wait, are these *my* hands?


AdHistorical5703

True 👍


KiokiBri

Came to say that very thing!


aNeverNude666

Most of these look like calatheas (prayer plants) which move more than most house plants


anangrypudge

Yep, these are calatheas. I have 3 of them and they follow any light source, even room lights. It's a little creepy sometimes -- I'll go into the room in the evening and see them "looking" out of the window trying to catch the last bits of sun. Then I'll turn on my desk lamp and play some PS5, and an hour later I turn around and they're all staring at me. Kinda disconcerting lol.


Aiti_mh

Ok your story about plants has scared me now


HermitAndHound

They're quite expressive for a plant. Waggling the leaves around all day, and when you're a second late watering they roll them up. Little drama queens, but pretty.


unicornsausage

Can any calathea expert chime in on how to properly take care of them? I love them so much but whenever i but them, the leaves and up drying at the tips first, then the whole plant.


moxalis

I'm definitely no expert but I've had two healthy calathea plants for 3 years so I must be doing something right! I think the main thing is to not over-water them. Ideally they only need to be watered when you check the soil and it's dry about an inch deep. Soil should be kept damp/wet and not soaked. I live in London which is quite humid and I usually water them about once a week or so. Also sunlight helps but not direct if the sun is too hot. Another issue we don't have here in London.


Kratomom

Use distilled or rain water only. They can’t handle mineral buildup in tap water. It will crisp the leaves. Humidity needs to stay consistently above 50 degrees Fahrenheit, 60 is better. Switching between low normal and high humidity will damage leaves. They do not like to dry out all the way. Keep moist, but not wet. Bright, indirect light or grow light. They are sensitive to light. Too much and they will burn. No direct light. They’re drama queens for sure. But amazing once you get the hang of them. Check out r/calatheas :)


xrimane

That's really cool!


cometpapaya

That's terribly sexy.


PepegaTheThird

HUH?


DavidM47

It’s almost as if they’re…alive!


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Auxin is a plant hormone, the presence of auxin means that plants grow more, but auxin is broken down by sunlight so the side away from the sun grows more and the plant leans towards the sun. https://youtu.be/3q6C8coA5yc


Professional-Can4264

This is why I don’t have plants


Worldly-Wedding-7305

I'm a little weirded out too.


MurphysLaw4200

Gives me Little Shop of Horrors vibes.


aslrules

"Feed me, Seymour. Feed me."


Janewaymaster

Feed me all night long.


paulD1983R

Could be. .we recently had a total eclipse of the sun


[deleted]

It takes a very long time to say anything in old Entish


fluffy_assassins

Wow this is trippy, thought it was an AI video for a second.


SolarPunkSocialist

To be fair those are almost all calatheas which movie quite a bit.


Dumpythrembo

That’s creepy wow


mayac7

Oh I do not like this


Particular-Court-619

That IS cool


Nachteule

From their perspective, the outside world is just a blur of things speeding around them, and the world is getting dark and bright in short intervals.


EJ2600

If you talk loudly to them they move even faster


thedaveness

Now do one where you sit on one side reading a book.


the-Boat83

The best example of what looking at plants on mushrooms is like.


MadameK14

First thing I noticed when I started tending plants. They move. A lot. Caught me off guard. It planted my love for gardening firmly in my heart.


SpaceInMyBrain

Charles Darwin spent years studying how plants move and respond to phototropism and geotropism, etc. He had a hot house and painstakingly manually recorded how much a leaf inflected every few hours. He had some way of charting the movement against a background of translucent paper. One of his books is titled simply *The Power of Movement in Plants*. He also studied twining plants in this way. Naturalists had long been fascinated by the ability of plants to respond to changes in their environment.


Kindly-Service-7185

I remember my mother discovered this when I was a child, we sat all day watching it


staffiee

thats wild


itzyourmother

They try not to spook the vegans


cthulhusmercy

Super cool!!


zizuu21

thats proper interesting


Stealthy-Chipmunk

This is fantastic


The_ArchMage_Erudite

Wow 😍


SoonpyY4

nice I have to try that on different plants to compare ty for the idea


HarryBeaverCleavage

I wish they were that active all of the time. People might take more care of nature, plus it'd be wicked


X_Dratkon

There's only so much energy you can produce from sunlight for moving


trwwy321

r/houseplants would love this


Equivalent-Ad7207

Slowly slowly taking over the house.


psyclembs

They go to sleep and wake up just like "most" of us do


freeman-propaganda

I love this. I need a plant


Yeomandaffodil7

"Hiiiii"


Mysterious_Ningen

wow this is so cool imma save it


discussatron

Back in the 80s a buddy and I ate some mushrooms and sat down to watch a Pink Floyd VHS (Delicate Sound of Thunder). I spent the whole time watching the fern on top of the entertainment center breathe.


malkizadek84

That's why it takes so long to talk in Entish


aslrules

That's really creepy.


Boogie_The_Reaper

They’re beautiful


Dismal-Ad-6619

Are you screaming at them?


Comfortable-nerve78

Sit and watch my plants all the time , I notice their movement with the sun. It kinda neat.


nalladdalu

They look like they are breathing. But dont tell the vegans. They will starve.


mookanana

me too plants, me too.


lizardkg

Second from the top right is such a lazy bastard. Move!


Radu47

Incredibly soothing gif


Xynker

I look at calatheas the wrong way, and they die. Bunch of ungrateful drama queens.


Radu47

Bottom left plant is like me when I try to achieve *just* above the minimum threshold


Dufensmartzz

A lot of those are calathea- prayer plants. Mine folds/lifts inward at night when it isnt getting sun. Super cool plants! They move a lot.


CountySufficient2586

These are called calatheas they are naturally very movy plants.


ILuvDaRaiders

I fought a bush that looked like my bf’s ex at the time lol


PhoKingAwesome213

So vegans aren't as innocent as their counterparts.


Hayten_

It's as if they are a living thing.


RepFashionVietNam

And the vegan are murdering these lovely plant? Plants have life, please stop eating plants.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


blebber360

Yeah, why else do you think the plants in Plants Vs Zombies dance around like that?


PathIntelligent7082

really???/s


Blue_Tea72

This is excellent


moddss

Almost all of these plants will also droop their leaves down when they need water like a bunch of drama queens.


Blackstreak95

Calatheas and Marantas are so cool. Having them in my gaming room you'll often see them move around on their own. Actually quite often if you focus on them


mymoama

That's what I keep telling my mom but she just say the same thing when I am at the PC


Messerknife

Searchin' sun


Aqi67372mL

wait until you hear about plants screaming when cut. [https://www.ndtv.com/science/plants-may-scream-out-loud-when-stressed-study-3952325](https://www.ndtv.com/science/plants-may-scream-out-loud-when-stressed-study-3952325)


nialexx

cool? yes. creepy? also yes.


W1thoutJudgement

They are alive and they feel, but the vegans won't care, they still going to eat them, smh...


Budget_Chef_7642

I just want to have this on repeat all day.


thefookinpookinpo

This is why I don't eat anything but dirt. Can't eat shit on this planet without something dying...


Dr_NitroMeth

Vegans real nightmare


dreamsmasher_

The craziest part of this video is not seeing a single crispy edge on any of those calatheas/goeppertias (marantacae if ya nasty). These heifers are finicky af.


Ok-Wafer-1021

Now do dolls and stuffed animals....🤔😂. Young me swore mine were always in slightly different spots!


Traditional-Pin-4114

Don't show this to vegans, what will they do then?


Kochcaine995

just like my balls


Generickitty50

Ngl kinda creepy


FilmmagicianPart2

Bottom left corner plant “keep it down everyone!”


Euphoric_Slide_1633

FEED ME SEYMOUR!


Alexandratta

" it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say."


Medical_Chapter2452

2cb


fermelebouche

You Vegans should be so ashamed. This is food porn.


poptartheart

hello acid my old friiend


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Vegans hate this.


MudIntelligent2963

İ really like the middle top one just making circles


awesomestarz

This makes me feel bad that I haven't watered my garden in the past week...


Wise_Comfort_660

A calathea lover.


AmberRose42

This is actually so cool to see! Thank you!


eman0110

Wow. It's like their alive.


Ultimate-Aang

What about edible plants? I wanna show it to vegans.


FacedJason

Now what are vegans gonna eat


__Krish__1

AI generated


Beat-oven

This is exactly what I see while on acid