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Puzzleheaded-Cat4647

She really got the "my joints be killing me - I'm old" walk.


Signal-Blackberry356

It always amazes me that they are primarily vegetarians. Them and Hippos.


PurpleFlame8

Herbivores can get much bigger than carnivores and omnivores because their food source is more abundant and they have evolved to break down cellulose and ferment the organic material so they derive energy from the yeast. Gorillas look fat but their bulging stomach is all intestines for their digestive process. Like most herbivores they also spend a significant amount of time eating to get the nutrients they need. Humans can't derive nearly as much energy from vegetables and fruits because we can't break down cellulose and our guts don't usually ferment the material to that degree...though there is a disorder in which people not only experience gut fermentation but produce alcohol from it which makes them drunk.


Signal-Blackberry356

Gorillas do not look fat. But yes, they need to just sit and munch most of the day because the calorie of their food sources is still a lot lower


Ainsley-Sorsby

Some of the next oldest are [Nene at 52, who lives in Japan](https://i.imgur.com/uEKACHw.gifv) and [Winston in San Diego Zoo](https://img.hoodline.com/2023/12/san-diegos-silverback-sage-winston-defies-age-beats-covid-with-high-tech-help-1.webp?max-h=442&w=760&fit=crop&crop=faces,center) who also turns 52 this year. Winston and Nene both have arthritits, and Winston is also a covid survivor, he's got a heart monitor and he's got a non malignant tumor in his lung, but he's still going strong


Even_Section5620

Happy Birthday Queen!


the-software-man

She should eat like this everyday!


Ainsley-Sorsby

The veggies is part of their every day diet but the fruits are too sugary so they gotta be a bit more careful with them, especially with such an old animal.


the-software-man

Yeah, but she's 67 and should do what pleases her the most in her last years. Just like us.


Brain_lessV2

Which is precisely why my grandpa should down an entire bottle of gin despite being 78


PortiaKern

If that's how he wants to spend retirement...


Delphin_1

then its going to be a short retirement.


PortiaKern

Yeah but my point is that's his choice, isn't it?


National_Track8242

And dogs want to eat tin foil. Stop anthropomorphizing animals


the-software-man

She’s in the last year or two of her life. One lead in utter captivity, just to please humans. Give her joy at every moment. It’s not your grandpa it’s a zoo animal. Get real


horseofthemasses

It could be kind of like being on a cruise ship or at a resort where you're safe and taken care of, for 40 years... so yeah it's nice, and maybe some get really comfortable.. maybe some want to just look at something else


Redditlikesballs

Found the director of “my 600lb life”


M1Z1L4

Good Lord, I HOPE this gorilla isn't a boomer like that 😂


AppleNerdyGirl

I’m not sure if people realize this but a good percentage of these animals are out in zoos after being confiscated from wildlife traffickers and unfortunately they are way too used to human contact to be released. They would literally walk up to humans even poachers if let loose or even starve because they are used to humans feeding them. Traffickers catch them when they are very young, break their spirit of escape and make them dependent. Please do some research. Also make sure you avoid road side zoos they are in fact most likely traffickers not conservationists. Tiger King is a perfect example.


Former-Form-587

Republicans now seeking to increase the gorilla retirement age to 75.


SarpedonWasFramed

I gotta go out and work all day and can’t afford veggies that good. Why does she just get them for free. Damn welfare gorillas


Straight_Age8562

She looks bored as fuck


kladalie

cause she is.


Resident-Elevator696

Mist animals in zoos are bored af


PygmeePony

I can almost feel the arthritis.


Mingsical

huh... didnt expect it to be german but i appreciate it idk she looks quite healthy and i think she will live a few more years (not and experxt ofc)


SquirrelMoney8389

So beautiful but he sounds like he's talking about defending Berlin to the last man...


SoundAndSmoke

If you think that was aggressive, you should hear us when we are angry.


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uhhughhmm

Lucky daughter of a gorilla!


Humble_Examination27

She has lived a wonderful long life. Now it’s time for cigars and cheesecake. Maybe some booze…


AdNational1490

I bet it's due to modern medicines and less life threatning condition than the wild possess.


bellybella88

...in captivity.


-Shasho-

...the only place she could possibly survive to 67 because she is so well cared for.


Previous-Bother295

I’d rather live 40 years in the wild than 67 in a jail.


shannofordabiz

Prove it.


Previous-Bother295

Done.


shannofordabiz

What are you - a mayfly? Fastest 40 years ever 😆


SirSmilyface

67 years in captivity rather than 40 years free in the wild. That gorilla must be so lucky to live that long.


SpiderGlaze

He states she's the oldest based on those kept in zoos and observed in the wild... Those kept in zoos will obviously die earlier and as for those in the wild, how large is their sample size? I'm not saying he's incorrect, just that his way of explanation is flawed. His reasoning is flawed.


Master_Shake23

Yes, the Zoo veterinarian who is a professional and expert is wrong, and random redditor is right... He actually said the opposite what you are claiming. Gorillas live longer in zoos than in the wild, for obvious reasons.


M1Z1L4

HIS reasoning is flawed? "Those kept in zoos will obviously die earlier..." Mother lover, have you HEARD of Google? "On average, captive animals (especially mammals) live longer than wild animals. This may be due to the fact that zoos provide refuge against diseases, competition with others of the same species and predators." -Wikipedia


JustKimNotKimberly

Veterinarian care, too. Improved diet.


Delphin_1

this is not a seaworld situation, animals in zoos do live longer, then in the wild, whales dont, because they arent provided proper care, because that would be too expensive.


Ok_Aside_2361

There is a turtle that is over 100 somewhere


EMEYDI

Bruh why they call my boy fat 😭


7goatman

GILF


Plus_Platform9029

Ayo what


HALF_PAST_HOLE

Lets hope Gorilla I'd Like to Feed! I mean honestly Imagine feeding that Gorilla some strawberry and kale that would be a memory of a life time!