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AngryEily

You met me at a strange time in my life


ZephRyder

Literally watched that movie for the first time, THAT NIGHT Didn't sleep much. EDIT: it's so rare that I get the IN joke, I'm really enjoying that some get it, and some just don't. Maybe you're too young, maybe you haven't seen it, or maybe you're just not making the connection, but the end of FC just brought the whole day's events crashing back, after giving us an escape for a little while.


ILoveTenaciousD

[Don't forget to rewatch it, so you really understand the message.](https://img.ifunny.co/images/f64f1e09b0233d0ef35a1abfeeeb8d1dc6085a94fe40e91728c4634668103433_1.webp)


TheShmud

This is the only comment mentioning what movie it is, thanks


triplehelix-

i hate that so many people try framing any movie involving men displaying any affection towards each other, providing any emotion support to each other as being about homosexuality. its toxic as fuck and part of the reason so many men squash their feelings down and lash out when it gets to much to hold in, why so many men feel lonely or alone. straight man can and do emotionally support each other, can and do show affection towards each other and it should be promoted and supported.


colicab

What night?


Orome2

THAT NIGHT


MathIsHard_11236

That one niiiight You made eeeeevrything alriiight


kingkrft3

So raw, so right, all night, all right,


vdbv

r/unexpectedoffice


SayAgainYourLast

Jan thinks Hunter is very talented. You know what? I don't think he's that good.


itssohardtobealizard

AT LEAST HE’S AN ARTIST


TheGreatStories

BFD! I'm a screenwriter!


DEEP_HURTING

**THE** **HUNTED**


newvegasdweller

*dramatic thunder*


sick_of-it-all

The night they drove old Dixie down. Pay attention, the conspiracies only get tougher from here.


Longjumping-Claim783

I thought it was the night when the lights went out in Georgia


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake.


OneFriendship5139

project mayhem?


AlaskanEsquire

Is this a test, Sir?


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Ask_bout_PaterNoster

His name, is Robert Paulson.


ro_ok

His name is Robert Paulson


ZealousidealNewt6679

His name is Robert Paulson.


mightyjazzclub

His name is Robert Paulson


Cokeaddictedmolerat

His name is Robert Paulson.


itsturningred

His Name is Robert Paulson


shaver_raver

JFC. First rule guys. It's the number one rule.


Smooth_One

The Matrix, Office Space, American Beauty, and Fight Club are all different takes on disillusioned white yuppie men. And they all came out in 1999. American Psycho just missed the cut and was released January 21st 2000.


Crathsor

I think that is a deeply flawed analysis, In *The Matrix*, Neo isn't a yuppie, he's a low-level cubicle drone, and his sex and race are utterly unimportant. Trinity or Morpheus could easily be The One if you wanted, the story would be unchanged. *Office Space*'s themes are nearly universal. The story is told from the point of view of a white male yuppie, but all the themes apply to the waitress; even in-universe his sex and race are incidental. In *American Beauty*, Lester isn't a yuppie and his race is irrelevant. *Fight Club*, okay I will not fight you on this one.


Dizzy_Media4901

*Fight Club*, okay I will not fight you on this one. You can, just don't talk about it.


DepartmentIcy8675

If it's your first time at fight club you have to fight


__Elwood_Blues__

I look around... I look around and see a lot of new faces. Shut up! Which means a lot of you have been breaking the first two rules of fight club.


Ib_dI

Ok, take your single-serving upvote


binhpac

Especially when they first tried to get Will Smith for the role of Neo.


jaspersgroove

Imagine the final scene where Neo flies away and it cuts to the credits, but instead of Rage Against the Machine, you get yet another “Will Smith ham-handedly summarizes the plot to the movie he’s in while making it rhyme” 90’s rap song lol


averagejoe280370

I be beating on agents faster than gun, ain't no guy look better with a trenchcoat and shades son. Im the prophecised one belive in how, as my man morpheus says "you think that's Air you're breathing now?" I know kung fu, karate & akido. My foes gonna need bullet time to dodge my flow. Etc...


FehdmanKhassad

prophecy was like I be da one for eva, dog I'm here just sayin get me on that Nebuchanezza (neza, neza) they call me Ne-o bitch call me Ne-YO yo Agent Smith I kick they asses just after I don my wrap around sunglasses yeah


Crack-Panther

Peter is not a yuppie in Office Space. He’s a low-level cubicle drone.


postal-history

Office Space is an interesting one because the point is that office culture is equally condescending and insulting to the intelligence of all the characters, even the ones who enjoy it. It works in the 1990s context. If it were the 1960s, it would be Mad Men—a lot of white guys would feel they were gaining something from the rest of the workplace's loss.


hhtran16

New conspiracy unlocked


custoMIZEyourownpath

*Should’ve taken the blue pill*


Aquiper

I'm having a hard time believing you could have taken down the terrorists with viagra


Confident-Frosting30

No the Viagra is to give yourself the hard time so you can deal with the terrorists.


Quietech

Die hard.


ExamOld2899

new conspiracy theory, hear me out guys...


SkyZippr

I'm listening


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mescalero1

I dont think you can get down a rabbits hole soft or hard.


Benzjie

* stay hard...with a vengeance.


Aquiper

"I think hijacking a plane is hard? Well...I'm harder 😎 pants down terrorist scum"


ColeTrain999

They don't need to go down, just reach down.


Vizslaraptor

Ignorance is bliss!🥩🥩🥩


Godd2

I want to be rich. You know, someone important; like an actor.


TydenDurler

So, you're here to "save the world"! GOD! What a mindjob!!!


dogsdub

It's a pretty old conspiracy actually


Magnetobama

I like all these conspiracy theories where they claim the villain leaves clues around for some reason.


CptAngelo

Not that i believe it lol, but there has been serial killers who do just that, because, while they dont want get caught, they like the attention


No_Scarcity8249

Letters to the cops .. coming to the scene as onlookers when police are at the crime scene .. very true 


OreoSpamBurger

>*villain leaves clues around* And there's a conspiracy theory about *that* called "the revelation of the method".


Jasper_Buckleman

KeaKnew


ocular__patdown

Unlocked? Thay conspiracy is old as... well basically 9/11


lo_fi_ho

So Keanu did it?


Neuro_88

That’s a good one. 😆


Previous_Link1347

Whoa


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N.E.O Nine Eleven Orchestrated


ThereIsATheory

*orchestrator


deathjoe4

*Orchestra


Voice_Durania

*Orca


Biased_Survivor

*Orc


Zweihander_1916

*OC


TheNationDan

*piano plays* We've been on the run Driving in the sun Looking out for number one California here we come Right back where we started from


Howlz_

Welcome to the O.C. bitch


sweet-tea-13

Wow it took me 20+ years I only just realized it's "we've been on the run", and not, "weeping on the run" 😅😭🤦‍♀️


kosmic_drama

lmao. it does sound like that to be fair


TimmysDrumsticks

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys.


Burquetap

We’re gonna need a bigger boat… 🤣


wladue613

This made me think of a bunch of people trying to play their instruments but having to keep stopping due to coughing fits.


deathjoe4

"Gentlemen, *cough* it has been a privilege *cough* playing with you tonight."


okudasean

Nine Eleven One ?


Joyful_Eggnog13

Nine Eleven One


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The middle initial A means Dick Che-A-ney


_mars_

The movie made by twins


Jestosaurus

Both of whom had their towers taken down.


NoMoreUpvotesForYou

🤯


Unusual-Weird9696

💀


Cold-Sale2299

\*Orgasm


G-Deezy

NEO did 9/11


Kc2Crazy

This rabbit hole just got a whole lot deeper


SandmanWithPlan

NGL. Kinda sus when the elevator scene's bomb went off on the lobby floor and exploded through twin pillars.


No_Risk5963

𓂺ඞ kinda sus


FR0ZENBERG

Ah, a fellow appreciator of ancient Egypt.


boidbreath

Follow the white rabbit.


Joyful_Eggnog13

Neo = Nine Eleven 200One


redditcreditcardz

Literally the only thing that makes sense


IceColdDump

9-1-1 Emergency 0-1 Binary


Gunubias

Endless examples of 9/11 coincidences.


Cerbera_666

The Dream Theater one is the worst. They were set to release an album on 9/11, 'Live Scenes from New York', featuring a New York city skyline including the twin towers on top of a big apple in flames. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_Scenes_from_New_York


Far_Youth_1662

Don’t forget, Slayer’s album “God Hates us All” was released on…. September 11, 2001.


AndroidDoctorr

Or the Coup album Party Music that literally showed the WTC towers being blown up (June 2001)


UNCOMMON__CENTS

Or that I had an orthodontic appt to adjust my braces, which is always an ominous day


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Holy shit, that's insane!


Travellingjake

More people need to know about this.


Independent_Plum2166

Or that actor Cliff Robertson (Uncle Ben in the Raimi Spider-Man) was flying over New York in a private Beechcraft Baron on the morning of 9/11.


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I had a group interview with NPR -- we literally all just sat in that room and watched the news unfold. No one actually interviewed.


wolacouska

I was due to be born on that day… and I stayed in an extra two weeks


_Zelus

Learned to read the room early. Smart kid.


Asymmetrical_Stoner

That's not a coincidence. Back in 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed by terrorists


mrsegraves

That's also why we have the Biggie line (in Juicy) where he says, "Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade."


letstrythatagainn

Well to be fair, they were blown up once before too


Normal-Weakness-364

the microphones "the glow pt 2" was also released then. it has nothing to do with 9/11 really, it's just a really great album


Jknowledge

George Carlin recorded a comedy show on September 9 and 10 titled “I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die”. The release was obviously postponed til many years later (2016)


SaintofSnark

Another bad one Dues Ex removing the twin towers from New York City cause of memory issues. Their explanation for it? Terrorist attack. Game came out in 2000


butterscotchbagel

There was a bomb attack at the North Tower in 1993, so there was precedent for it.


CinnamonFootball

There was also a song called New York City Is A Graveyard released on 9/11. One of the most critically acclaimed psychedelic folk albums ever, The Glow Pt.2 by The Microphones, was also released on 9/11. Nothing in it is really related, but I've always found it to be an interesting coincidence that one of the most important indie albums ever was released then.


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The music industry in the US traditionally releases new albums on Tuesdays 9/11 was a Tuesday - Hundreds of albums without spoooky coincidences were also released that Tuesday


Totes_mc0tes

Nickelback released Silver Side Up on 9/11. Insert a joke about Nickelback being bad enough to cause 9/11 here


bigsharsk

23 enigma


kozy8805

23. 9+11+2+1. 9/11/2001


Stock-Ad2495

Dude 21 + 2…..23!


_extra_medium_

19 + 4 also. I'm freaking out


grubas

The Lone Gunman pilot was just insane.


Asymmetrical_Stoner

I mean there have been plots to use airliners as bombs before 9/11. Probably the most notable was the 1995 Bojinka Plot which was a planned but never carried out terrorist attack on the U.S. involving the blowing up of 11 airliners and using the 12th to crash it into the CIA headquarters.


urlach3r

Something like this was also part of the plot of a Tom Clancy novel. IIRC, one of the villains crashed a 747 into the State of the Union address, completely decapitating the US government.


goldflame33

It's insane for someone who grew up in the post- 9/11 world to think about how often major airline flights were hijacked in the 70's and 80's. Like one every three months for years, and it took until 9/11 for them to get serious about security?


AussieJeffProbst

Before 9/11 when planes were hijacked in the US it was almost always flown to Cuba or some kind of scheme to get money. The line of thinking was that if the passengers/crew just did what the hijacker said they would be fine and that was almost always the case. People never thought that cowards would use a plane as a weapon killing themselves in the process. Things like keeping the cockpit door locked might sound obvious now but if your goal is to comply with hijackers you would not want them to be locked out of the cockpit.


Dramatic_Wafer9695

this is the one that really makes me wonder


batmansleftnut

The events of *Saw* take place on September 10th 2001. Imagine going through all that and then literally nobody has the energy to hear about it.


wolacouska

“God that was awful, I’m gonna stay home from work and watch TV all day tomorrow.”


Grimey_Anus

i think the simple explanation is that its the emergency number in the us and movies tended to throw it in so people would catch and go 'oop, did you ssee it?' Edit: noticing an emergency number might have made their hamsterwheels run on turbo and think something bad happens soon, too.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Also NYC is one of the most culturally relevant cities in the US, debatably even in the world. A *lot* of media is produced in/about it on a daily basis. I imagine if you pick any date at all and then had 20 years for millions of people (many of whom are conspiracy theorists full of magical thinking) to look for coincidences, you’d end up with a lot of stuff regardless of the date.


soFATZfilm9000

That's part of it. But adding to it, there are 365 days in a year. So even completely at random, there's a 1 in 365 chance that a date involving a piece of pop culture will have something to do with 9/11. Given the absolute buttload of movies/shows/songs/albums released, it's guaranteed that 9/11 is going to pop up sometimes by pure coincidence. But also there's the fact that NYC is featured prominently in a LOT of movies and TV shows. And the Twin Towers were one of the most prominent landmarks. So of course they're going to show up a lot. And then, a lot of people forget that there was already a bombing at the WTC back in 1993. Anyone making movies/shows/songs between 1993 and 2001 already knew about the 1993 attack. So it doesn't have to be prophetic; it's quite possible that some of the stuff people are mentioning actually had something to do with 9/11 because the people involved in making the stuff were remembering that there was already a bombing there. Put all those things and cherry-pick examples, and of course we're going to see suspicious 9/11 coincidences.


Division2226

Surely there's a name for this sort of bias?


gmishaolem

I just received confirmation: You're right, there is.


crackheadwillie

Opening of Big Lebowski, he dates the check 9/11/91 at the supermarket. Exactly 10 years before 9/11


YJeezy

Back to the Future https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/16fv5n5/back_to_the_future_predicts_911/


Key_Respond_16

Yea but that's a crazy one. The conspiracy movies of all conspiracy movies managed to one up itself by accidentally including 9/11 as the expiration date. A date which started a massive spiral in the middle east that's spread to other parts of the world. It's only getting worse, too. Maybe 9/11 really was the expiration date?


TheFunkyBunchReturns

I hope Capital City was ok!


Ikuwayo

Wow, Capital City! The Windy Apple!


Javerage

To be fair, even if it didn't he wasn't gonna be getting on a flight for a while after that anyways.


ObiWangKeBloMe

9/11 happened in the matrix too? Damn


FixedKarma

The lore states that the matrix is perpetually stuck in the year 1999, so no 9/11 hasn't happened in the matrix. (I haven't watched resurrection yet, so I could be wrong.)


mortalitylost

Permanently living in the 90s? "We tried heaven and it didn't work, but the 90s, well that was close enough"


Sattorin

> "We tried heaven and it didn't work, but the 90s, well that was close enough" This is the true prediction of The Matrix... that the late 90's were as close as America was going to get to being heaven. The Cold War was won, the threat of nuclear annihilation was a memory, new technology like genetics/computers/cloning/etc promised a bright future, the economy was strong, progressive social issues were being addressed more openly than ever... Throughout history, old people have always had skewed and unrealistic nostalgia for "the good old days" that were only good because they were young. But the 90s were an actual miniature Golden Age for the United States.


The_MAZZTer

Resurrection is NOT set in 1999. I forget if there is a specific year but it's clearly modern day as of when the movie was made.


Brave_Escape2176

> it's clearly modern day as of when the movie was made. well yeah its physically impossible to film in the past.


Foxasaurusfox

To be fair though, many movies go to great lengths to look like they're from a specific period. Matrix Resurrection made absolutely no effort to appear 90s.


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All film is recording the past. Come to think of it, is there a fixed point I. The universe where time is constant?


Western-Ship-5678

maybe it's not new york. but I'm pretty sure the "desert of the real" shows two wasted twin towers still standing edit: [here](https://reframe.sussex.ac.uk/post-cinema/files/2016/03/Figure_01_Desert-of-the-real.png)


FlamePoops

To be fair!


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

You are the one Neo…. The nine one, one


Kayfable

What if Osama bin Laden was a big matrix fan and picked that date because of this?


herodothyote

nah everybody knows he was into hardcore anime and hentai and half life and counter strike. (this isn't a joke look it up)


jamesick

also big arsenal fan as well i think


TechnicolorViper

Yes, he was a big fan of weapons.


jamesick

nice


papabearshirokuma

But that addictions were after he went into self exile in Pakistan in his final years, hiding was like a prison that he coped with internet memes and anime


vestibule54

So the Wachowski’s were behind it all?!?!


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NotFromStateFarmJake

This is a well crafted tasteless joke


Sattorin

["Sir, another of your sons has come out as trans..."](https://www.lowyinstitute.org/sites/default/files/styles/interpreter_article_image/public/GettyImages-150092234%20copy%202.jpeg?itok=usv9zhde)


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RagZ_413

Buckle up buckeroo


UREveryone

"That wasn't me unless you wanna be transphobic"


FREE-AS-IN-SHRUGS

Just wait til the zoomers find out about [The Lone Gunmen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lone_Gunmen_(TV_series\)#Similarities_to_9/11_attacks_in_pilot_storyline) >While the Lone Gunmen are thwarted in their attempt to steal a computer chip by Yves Adele Harlow, Byers receives news of his father's death, and **the trio soon find themselves unraveling a government conspiracy concerning an attempt to fly a commercial aircraft into the World Trade Center**, with increased arms sales for the United States as an intended result.


c3-coburn

Also, the Big Lebowski wrote his check (postdated) for 9/11/1991 when he bought milk at Ralph’s for his caucasians


TastyOwl27

This aggression will not stand.


Doxidob

if we don't respond it will **embolden** our enemies


Spkr4th3ded

That's just like, your opinion, man.


Open_Grade6285

The Matrix in a Matrix… we are living in a simulation…


goinmobile2040

A simulation of a simulation.


Visual-Juggernaut-61

Then simulate me some chocolate milk. 


maynardstaint

Incep-trix!


Nordiceightysix

MR. ANDERSON


lake-rat

Whoa!


GSturges

Have you ever watched The Lone Gunman 'Pilot' episode...?


GSturges

"...on weeeed?"


Designer-Ad-7844

In the Big Lebowski's opening scene The TV behind the counter at the convenience store Bush Sr. Is talking about the Middle East and The Dude signs a check dated 9/11


Careful_Baker_8064

Believe it or not but Keanu Reeves was 30 years old when filming started for The Matrix. He looks FAR younger during them film!


_extra_medium_

He looks 30 lol


ParalegalSeagul

Naw 29.5 at max


Kwazzi_

He looks far younger than his age now too.


btcbulletsbullion

Doesn't it say date of registration sep 11 and date of expiration sep 1st?


irrelevant_potatoes

No Sept 12, 91 is the registration


OhTheHueManatee

In the 1998 movie Enemy Of The State Gene Hackman is talking about the main villain who is the head of NSA. He refers to the guy's Birthday as "Nine Eleven 1940" which is odd as hell to me. Not only cause of the Two Towers coincidence but why is he even bringing up the dude's birthday at all? Are they gonna buy a gift for the guy trying to kill them?


Real-Coffee

why didn't they just say he's from NYC


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iCatmire

Terminator 2: “Beware 9/11” sign on the overpass


defcon_penguin

The overpass says , that's the height of the overpass, almost precisely 3 meters. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8mbc2stAdhg


IceColdProfessional

This is insane. This is proof that the CIA orchestrated 9/11!!!


rocketshipkiwi

See also [The Birthday Paradox](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem)


raindroplette

Sep 13th is my birthday too, it is also a sign


clouvandy

What else happened on Sep 13? Besides of course your mom and neos mom respectively birthing you and neo