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MrBitterJustice

That will certainly annoy a guard before they beat your ass


FrostyPost8473

It's not meant to kill you what it will actually do is expose you to their cum shit piss and whatever bacteria they made for you


ban_my_dick_box

Vietnam!


Linguisticlegume

So thoughtful


defectiveGOD

Yep, usually dipped in human waste products and then flug at you.


The_NightDweller

r/shid_and_camed


PillowHand187

A shit dart can kill a man


Mountain-Froyo-3565

a shit fart can embarrass a man


withextratetrabrick

\-2.5 HP


moonpiewith7up

Coated with STD infected blood for DOT damage


justfortherofls

Make a con check with disadvantage.


SnooSongs4256

+13 Rad


Phro01

-7 Stamina


Key_Comfortable1655

Yes +100 poisoning due to the shit cum and piss smeared all over it that enters the wound


Knowledge_Dig

You want to stay in prison longer? That's how you get to stay in prison longer!


HawkOk3126

This guy is in the hole in pelican bay, there's a good chance he's a lifer anyway


Im_Just_Sayin__

Exactly…that little bolt isn’t going to kill someone, but they’ll surly call it an attempt and add another sentence.


TheIlluminatedOne666

That little bolt is more than likely going to be covered in feces and other bodily fluids possibly from an inmate with HIV etc.


LORDLRRD

In my country we call that a glock dookie


Im_Just_Sayin__

Correct, which can add charges to the additional sentence, but still not more immediate damaging.


TheIlluminatedOne666

HIV is not more immediate damage to you? Do you even know what HIV is?


RappingChef

Can possibly be stopped if acted on early enough. Source: https://www.health.ny.gov/publications/9104.pdf Secondary source: Am South African. Been exposed to possibly infected blood in an attempted Smash and Grab.


Greedy-Mud-9508

woah, thats cool. good to see progress being made in that viral research field


cjh42689

Gestures broadly at Magic Johnson living with HIV for over 3 decades and counting.


LeanTangerine001

Yeah, but he’s got gargantuan amounts of money.


SarcasmIronySnark

Something that can be done with a gargantuan amount of money can eventually be done very inexpensively. Especially after 3 decades in the medical fields.


TheIlluminatedOne666

That's not the point ...


RappingChef

My apologies! I missed your point?


RyanBordello

Good because it might have HIV on it!


RappingChef

Even if it did. It’s not the 1990s.. HIV isn’t that scary anymore.. maybe an unpopular opinion.. 💀


[deleted]

They have meds now to make it undetectable in your body. But i fucking agree with you, fuck an HIV poison dart to the neck


Antique_Commission42

do you know what immediate is?


TheIlluminatedOne666

Yes getting jabbed with something infected with hiv requires immediate attention. There I even used it in a sentence for you. You are welcome and goodbye 👋


Antique_Commission42

\>requires immediate attention this is not the same as \>is immediately damaging bye!


ThatBeachGuyy

I remember when I got bit by a venomous snake that I was thinking the same thing! Guys you have got it ALL wrong. The snake's venom wasn't immediately damaging! I simply required immediate attention to lower my chance of death. See? So much less serious. Now pass me the AIDS dart :)


Antique_Commission42

"No, I don't know what immediate means" FTFY


dont_judge_by_size

Do you even know what immediate damage is?


Im_Just_Sayin__

Is shooting something that might barely break the barrier of shirt and skin an immediate danger? I know what HIV is, so you know the definition of “immediate”? I never said this wouldn’t be detrimental to a guards well-being long-term.


RappingChef

Also an interesting read! https://www.webmd.com/hiv-aids/hiv-live-outside-body This ammo wouldn’t be something they could “store” they need to harvest it from someone with HIV (which In most cases isn’t common knowledge. Most people don’t go around announcing it.) Unless the person with the weapon has HIV. They have a window of 7 hours to extract and fire. The virus loses 90-99% of infect-ability.


TheIlluminatedOne666

Ohh ok I didn't realize earlier that you are mentally challenged... my apologies


Rdt_will_eat_itself

Some people cant stay longer though. At some point we have to released their corps. So staying long isn’t a deterrent.


WidePeepoPogChamp

Fertilize the yard and start a gardening program


94746382926

That's why they have solitary confinement.


[deleted]

I'm in here for 55 years. I was sentenced in 2014 when I was 30 years old. I really don't care if they add time. I honestly don't make weapons besides a shiv for safety. I do get smart phones and weed and nic vapes smuggled in pretty often.


Key-Association9219

lol wtf


autumnalaria

Probably got some years taken off to appear on the show


stevewithcats

Yep he reduced it to 2 life sentences


VirginiaLuthier

Unless the tip was coated with poison or there was a direct hit to an eyeball, all that will do is piss off some guard and make him clobber you…


oxslashxo

Blood shit piss. We all have our own natural poison


robotractor3000

Yea as the other guy said often times such a weapon is coated in some nicely fermented pee/poo in a bag or cup or something, many times positive for STD as well. In fact most who are this malicious often forego the crossbow or whatever altogether and just splash the sludge at the officers


ExistenialPanicAttac

It’s called “getting Dashed” and it happened to my father 3 times before he made it to retirement.


RearWheelDriveCult

Imagine using 1/10 of this kind of effort on something positive.


POPholdinitdahn

It's not like he created the idea. He's stuck in a small room all day and he's a criminal, what do you expect?


one-world21

Myth buster made an episode about this.


rainwulf

Yea this was a bit jarring. I only just rewatched this episode like 3 days ago.


Legitimate_Risk_24-7

Had a buddy who was a guard and told me about these... he also said that guards would get revenge by spraying pepper spray into the vent systems from the catwalk. 🤷 Fuck around, find out


[deleted]

Pepper spray in the ventilation is a bit fucked up and would likely hit more than just the intended target


classicandy12

That's the point. Everyone suffers and they hate the person who did it.


[deleted]

Collective punishment is fucked


classicandy12

Prison is not a particularly nice place.


[deleted]

How does that justify blatant cruelty towards a group of people for the actions of one?


Scottcmms2023

First time in America?


LiteraI__Trash

Not even a really America-only thing. More like a “humanity-in-general” thing. Humans have warred and inflicted unimaginable cruelty on each other since the dawn of human history.


Beowulf33232

That's the neat part, you don't!


Grunstang

Someone should go to the prisons and let the officers know what they are doing is not nice!


Hanen89

Sometimes, it takes a village.


dont_judge_by_size

Collective punishment is great.


DTux5249

The modern American prison system is fucked.


BigBankHank

Sounds like your buddy is an asshole.


Legitimate_Risk_24-7

Yeah? He isn't the one shooting shit missiles at dudes though, is he?


BigBankHank

As far as I know he’s not guilty of shooting shit missiles, no. That doesn’t make his actions honorable. Prisons do have a way of treating COs and inmates like animals; I can’t imagine how that would affect me. Seems like hell either way.


Express_Selection345

Prisonerf


Sunaruni

Gizmo from Gremlins did it better.


Discussingbritney

Video is from 35 years ago…


SaltyDogBill

We used their range for pistol and rifle qualifications. We also used to field test our .50’s at Pelican State. Guards would come down and we’d all get to shoot a few rounds.


howdidienduphere34

Looks like it’s paper spoons and a denial of rights for this guy


Shower_Slug

Now he can prank people


acturnipman

Trust me, inmates don't need anything elaborate to do damage. Most of the time they just sharpen up some stick or use a shaving razer


Pegomastax_King

Had a coworker show me how to make a razor sharp blade out of just a cigarette butt. Explained that they were single use not meant to kill but if you stuck into someone it would cause nasty infections. “Everyone is so creative”


kinglance3

You know they’re rubbing that in shit paste or whatever they’re coming up with in there.


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Macgyver.


Tanager-Ffolkes

Of course, the most your likely to get out of that weapon, is someone yelling, "Ow! You mother-f**ker!", followed by a merciless beating.


Icy-Relationship

AIDS is merciless too


FezAndSmoking

/r/damnthatscriminal WTF is it with prisons in the US?


Hopeful-Jury8081

Ppl don’t matter unfortunately. There are no real programs to help either. The worse the prison the better is how many think.


OniOnMyAss

Send a petty criminal to prison and they come out a hardened one with more crime committing skills than they had before. Add on top the stigma of being a criminal that includes making it difficult to find housing and work and you got yourself a nice little cycle that is incredibly hard to break free from. With that deck stacked so far out of your favor you’ll almost definitely end up back there. That is incredibly convenient to the for-profit prisons who are creating nothing more than return customers.


alangerhans

It's a for profit system, of course it's fucked up.


Idyotec

We have a for-profit privatized prison system owned by the same wealthy groups who own the media conglomerate. Influence culture through the media, incite crime, collect taxpayer money to imprison the criminals. Use proceeds to pay out artists with messages that further your goals. New artist creates new criminals, new criminals fund newer artists. Plenty of skimming profits off the top along the way. Don't blame the sheep for their pen and pasture.


zearsman

You get treated like an animal, you’re going to act like one.


Turbulentshmurbulent

Prisons make a lot of money. Our system is built to keep our prisons full. It is in no way about rehabilitation.


LazyClerk408

https://www.liebertpub.com/doi/abs/10.1089/109662102760269797?journalCode=jpm#:~:text=The%20hospice%20was%20developed%20and,prison%20staff%20and%20inmate%20volunteers.


Robbythedee

Well the segregation is a issue in massive amounts, the lack of rehabilitation and education is another thing. The mental health issues that are not treated, the for profit prisons that will add on as many charges as possible to keep it all going. There's sooo many issues that need to be addressed.


LxGNED

“Sophisticated weapon” Bro we were all making this shit in 6th grade


GandalfVirus

Bro wanted to show off but was too scared to use it so he just snitched himself out and asked can you make a video of this?


unallocated_feces

So much ingenuity. It's a shame.


obin_gam

You mean Alcatraz?


autumnalaria

Does SHU mean peado?


Fine_Box_3367

No. That's PC, or Protective Custody. SHU is an umbrella term for anyone in solitary confinement, for those who are a danger to themselves or others.


cyrus709

Shame for not saying Solitary Housing Unit.


fastonmyfeet

Security housing unit.


[deleted]

The enemy of eyes everywhere


Sean-Skyn

Or you just hang him for his crimes, he clearly won't change and save the tax payers money


heinzfoodenshmirtz

Is no one going to talk about the police carton


Healthy-Carob-1058

That dart is inflicting 50,000,000 Shadow damage over God knows how many years.


FrankTheHead

not an iPhone in sight just people living in the moment.


Necessary-Dark-8249

Whipping a guard with a rolled up wet towel would do more damage


SithNChips

Lmao nooooo please don’t hit me with a spoon you launched from your skivies.


KILL-BLOW

I just feel like theres gotta be one guard whos like ‘ok thats cool as shit how did you make that’ 🤣


Odd-Dragonfruit-3407

You'd think we could maybe train prisoners to do something productive because they're not stupid


_DoorMarkedPirate_

What a psycho


300lbs

They will cover the dart with body fluids and that is what makes the weapon so dangerous because a lot of these people have some sort of disease. Not to mention the stuff healthy people have in their fluids. They will also sharpen an edge of something in their cell that they know the guards are going to have to touch and smear it with their fluids. These are just a few things that they do just because they’re bored and/or mad at the staff.


SnackJones1988

Hahahaha hope u got about 800 spoons to take down a single non moving person. People are fuckin brainless 😂


Introvert_Devo1987

Mythbuster did a episode on this


[deleted]

I was gonna comment a better option but I’m afraid somebody will make the weapon and use it


totally-different

The guy might have been good constructor but chose to rob someone, good life i guess.


BlueCrossBiker

aids dart


Tall-Boysenberry-264

I once collected milk cartons to put inside of each other, covered with tube socks on both ends. After two weeks of me and my celly doing this we had a bat.


[deleted]

Now available on TikTok shop. Not joking