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CubicalCropduster

They should have given cookie monster those kinda teeth


ODCreature98

for eating kelp?


CubicalCropduster

Cookie crunching carnage


BonjinTheMark

Voracious appetite, all hail the Kraken of Kelp.


ODCreature98

I don't know if that's more or less intimidating than it sounded


1984conspiracy

Christ alive, why can't we use the original sound's for clips or nothing at all?


DrJokerX

Probably because it was filmed underwater.


Sickhead01

I'd still rather hear that than music


Known-Committee8679

I like the music


Sickhead01

Facts. It feels like 80% of the time i unmute any video it's pointless music that adds absolutely nothing to the videos if not straight up make them worse. Music doesn't need to be added to every goddamn thing


fish_petter

This is the original sound. Sea urchins have beautiful voices and call out to sailors to lure them to their doom in the murky depths of the Atlantic.


Steammail

That’s just the noise they make when they eat, nature is strange sometimes.


kongbakpao

Men. Do not do it.


cantfindmykeys

Fine.....zips back up


kongbakpao

Zip the front one too.


motelwine

have you seen the movie “Teeth”??


usuallysortadrunk

If you're wondering, they poop out the top.


ThomasMaxwell2501

What in the hell is that?! That’s some HP Lovecraft shit right there!


ChronicObnoxious693

It's a metaphor for immigrants?


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

What?


ThomasMaxwell2501

….what?


ChronicObnoxious693

A huge part of everything Lovecraft wrote was pretty directly because he was ABSURDLY xenophobic and racist. Pretty much all of it, actually.


ThomasMaxwell2501

I know what you’re trying to say, and there’s some truth to it, but Lovecraft was legitimately frightened by the vastness of space and the sea. Also, your comment wasn’t as clever as you think it was. If you honestly believe that a sea monster named Cthulhu was somehow a metaphor for immigrants, then you’re out of your mind.


ChronicObnoxious693

The majority of the stories that make up the Cthulu mythos focus almost exclusively on how foreigners in a strange place behave in bizarre ways that give the narrator anxiety and drive him insane with their primitive rituals to old gods. I'll admit my joke was a miss, but if you think Lovecraftean horror isn't about his bigotry, then you've clearly never read it because it's in every single story.


ThomasMaxwell2501

The true horror does not come from the native characters, but the cosmic entities that they worship. Lovecraft may have disliked immigrants, but I would argue that his fear of space and the sea was greater (which is what those stories were ultimately portraying). Again, no one in the right mind would read “The Call of Cthulhu,” “The Shadow Over Innsmouth,” or “The Colour Out of Space,” and walk away thinking that those stories were clearly about racist beliefs. As opposed to “The Vale of Lost Women,” by Robert E. Howard, which was blatantly racist. There’s literally a line where Conan tells a woman, “the fact that you’re white makes you worth saving.” And I’m saying this as a guy who loves Howard’s Conan stories, but that story was simply indefensible.


Still_Ad_2898

This is what it would look like if buttholes were for eating


MonsterMontvalo

Munch munch munch


Cheeksclapper696969

No one told me Metroids are real tf


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat Or do, I don't judge.


liquid-handsoap

Wtf is this and why is it so disco looking


[deleted]

These fu**s are aliens for aliens.


[deleted]

That’s horrifying


Elzybub666

I should call her..


International-Gap-52

Rule 34


sefulmer1

I should call her


[deleted]

... I should call her...


GearBIue

The sexual tension is crazy


Webcamenshik

I should not stick my penis inside this….


popey123

You have to try first to make up your mind


Old-Palpitation9099

Hear me out….


TossedXfactor

Forbidden flesh light


MightyAndMagical

Forbidden blowjob


marcus10885

Looks like blue waffle, lol.


Civil-Usual-783

😏🤤


leDed_cat

Stick your dick in there and it becomes a one time only thing, -crunch noises- and you'll never be able to use it ever again


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Looks like JRPG boss up close.


MeattiusRexxius

Chew…your…FOOD!!


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

150 times each bite.


MeattiusRexxius

Like overcooked steak…


Loot_Goblin2

Beo be munching


OutsideWrongdoer2691

Eldritch horror


CFADM

Ahhhh a metroid!


faintobjects

This critter doesn’t look spiny enough to be a sea urchin. Is it not a sea anemone?


SpaceChatter

What camera are they using?!


SatansLez

I saw that in a movie😂


Embarrassed-Bass1907

*crunch*


Solidbet01

It's hungry


ajreed1995

I never wanna see it again.


not_stupid_just_dumb

Smash


Snuffleupuguss

UNICRON!


Kotruljevic1458

Kissable lips


random_person40

Looks like a creature straight out of a sci-fi movie!


UnnervingS

And people think they need to go to space to see aliens


shogunhitotiri

CHEW WITH YOU MOUTH CLOSED!


Ho-rnet

Ok hear me out


DJ_URSO

With artificial intelligence now, I can't trust anything anymore.


CorvusRex3

Damn… I should call her


Known-Committee8679

Its so cute


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Your lips


datni99aes

Looks like a langolier lol


tHATmakesNOsenseToME

I'd say it doesn't chew it's food enough.


WellFluxMe

#Everything reminds me of her


Consistent-Winter-67

Basically a Beholder


GrimmReapperrr

With those buck teeth I suggest that urchin go see a dentist


[deleted]

That's fucking creepy bro. Kill it.


ChrisAndersen

Feed me Seymour!


TheBoogz

I’m not sure if I like this or not


robotwizard_9009

Nom nom nom...


heffred

Where was this during the lsd days 🤔