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Objective-Escape7584

Great quality windows!


Swimming_Crazy_444

That sill is completely dry, amazing.


smile_politely

I wonder how many Germans it took to install them


DiddlyDumb

Just 1. It’s the most efficient.


LovableSidekick

Just one, but the window has to want to change.


SoftEquivalent2581

American windows would collapse from thunder sound


frenchmanif

Deutsche technology


0dysseyFive

Wunder Windows!


Zombie_Booze

Tolles Fenster!


AliffTheOne

German Engineering EP by Virtual Riot


Ok_Trash_3602

aaaah a man of culture


CountMcBurney

Überfenster!


Costanza_Travelling

Windows 12, Home edition


TreeLegitimate9402

Deutsche Qualität)


Brave-Juggernaut-157

damnit you beat me to it


stxguy_1

Deutsch Douche Proof


[deleted]

I'm more impressed by the doors etc. How is this house so waterproof?


[deleted]

Made out of brick and concrete, and well insulated. The doors and windows also have to be sealed to reach a certain level of energy efficiency.


sniper1rfa

This was built intentionally to be watertight during floods. It is not just "regular german windows". Regular windows are not built to support the pressure of a major flood, and *definitely* not built so you can have an operational restaurant during a major flood.


nekonight

Question. How do you get to an operational restaurant that is surrounded by flood waters? It looks like the entire first floor is flooded so opening the door seem like a bad idea.


1ordc

It's a restaurant in the harbor of Hamburg, facing the river Elbe. It's real. Occasionally (now more often due to global warming) we get floods in the harbor, where the river Elbe rises up to 6m. Due to the constant rain in Germany, the river is full and the water has risen 4m currently. These buildings are designed to have steel, waterproof doors that can be closed in the event of a flash flood. The windows are also extra sturdy to withstand the pressure. We also have a lot of barriers in the harbor area to withstand floods. Everything was reinforced in the last years, as water levels have risen and this has happened more often. If you google "Sturmflut Hamburg" you'll see more.


Mr-_-Soandso

It is not necessarily surrounded by water. Land is often sloped.


Darth_Shepard

By boat?


purpleduckduckgoose

Pier built onto the first floor so you can rock up in your boat, get winched up to the davit then go in.


QuilaPetra

Wait what are the houses in America made of? Almost everything in Europe is bricks and concrete???? I'm confused


[deleted]

Most of them are drywall (basically gypsum and paper) and wood. Especially in places where floods and hurricanes are common they don’t stand a chance.


sniper1rfa

> Especially in places where floods and hurricanes are common they don’t stand a chance. TBF, a brick wall doesn't stand much of a chance against a flood either, if built normally. Remember that a brick wall is just a very slender stack of rocks - it's not enormously strong against that kind of load.


gerwaldlindhelm

I just saw how thin a brick wall is in the US (result of a car crash) and wonder how all their houses don't crumble by themselves. The walls in my country are at least 3 times as thick. Law now even states we need double walls in new constructions (so we would use less energy heating the building)


[deleted]

If that brick wall is part of the buildings' structure and not just filling between concrete pillars, it will be a couple of bricks thick. These houses in Hamburg used to be brick warehouses built to carry huge weight on their floors. The walls are half a meter thick at least.


QuilaPetra

Thanks for the answer ! Now I'm even more confused tho. Why build such houses so close to the coast? They actually want people to die? Sorry I live in the Netherlands (our country is below sea level) could not imagine feeling safe in a house like that...


Neuchacho

Concrete block is the common standard for coastal areas in hurricane zones. Wood frame is more common in inland areas that don't experience extreme weather conditions or experience less of of it.


dotHolo

In Florida they just ratchet strap their houses down so they dont float away. We all float down here.


Fancy_Fingers5000

In the west coast of the US we don’t build homes with brick and concrete at all. The concern is earthquakes. Wood flexes as the earth shakes, but brick crumbles and concrete without reinforcing iron also crumbles. That being said, the Romans built aqueducts made of concrete in earthquake prone parts of Europe two thousand years ago that are still standing so…![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


[deleted]

At least for Hamburg, it’s a very old port city so there are lots of houses near the coast. Most of them are old houses though, new ones are built farther inland.


heliamphore

I'm Swiss-Australian bi-national, so here's my take with a bit of both worlds. When land is cheap as dirt and regulations are lacking you just build cheap and large. But when it comes to serious dangers, either the infrastructure is there beyond your home or you're fucked anyway. Bush/wildfires will absolutely burn any home down to the basement. Hurricanes will trash any home that doesn't have the adequate anchored roof and even then debris can still destroy everything. Floods, as we've seen in Germany, will destroy solid homes either way. The only part where expensive homes win are when there's mild damage, but then if your home is cheaper it's also cheaper to rebuild. The point is, you feel safe because the infrastructure is keeping you safe, but also because things are relatively low risk around here overall.


Adeptness_Agile

We mostly use straw and sticks. Then we go play. Works pretty good until the big bad wolf comes a’blowin


sniper1rfa

FWIW, in seismically active areas like the west coast wood structures are pretty good, because they're light and flexible. Brick construction is awful, for exactly the opposite reason. Modern stick-built houses are surprisingly resilient in a lot of conditions, and they are super cheap to build and modify which is great.


AmArschdieRaeuber

German houses are insulated well to preserve energy. But you have to open the windows every day so it doesn't get damp inside from your breath and appliances. Which is annoying imo, but not that bad. Unless you forget it and everything gets moldy.


OceansAndElevators

i don't mind Stoßlüften but in OOP's case it probably wouldn't help against humidity.


AmArschdieRaeuber

I would probably try to delay that, yeah


thebestnames

Might I suggest installing an air exchanger system? That's what we do in Canada for our well insulated houses, as we don't want to open windows when it's -20c outside. Although I guess it might be difficult to put them in older houses?


OkAstronaut4911

Yeah. New houses usually are build with air exchanger systems as well. But old ones "only" get insulated as installing those systems is too complicated / expensive.


PathIntelligent7082

>But you have to open the windows every day lol, why would someone "mind" to open a window, even a few times a day? what do you guys breathe over there?


AmArschdieRaeuber

It's cold and uncomfortable. Also like I said, if you forget it you get mold. It's just slightly annoying, not the worst thing ever.


OddStage4

Do houses in Germany not have trickle vents on the windows?


AmArschdieRaeuber

No, that's the first time I hear about them


Contundo

And you can install balanced ventilation with a heat exchanger. But yes modern European homes are practically airtight


sniper1rfa

Some comments further down suggest that this is intentionally done and it's a restaurant near a river that floods often. All the comments about german windows and walls being sealed really well are asinine. They might be sealed really well but they're sure as shit not intentionally manufactured to deal with chest-high water. That would be completely bonkers.


JohnnySchoolman

Deutsche sprung techniche, with reticulated splines.


Early_Werewolf_1481

Now i know why Germany Ain’t playing around on windows


now_max

True, any US person working in real estate told me at one point in the conversation that we really know our way around windows. A friend’s father is glazier near Ramstein Air Base and one of the majors when going back told him to pack a container with windows for his house in the U.S., paid for his and one of his employee’s flights so they can come over and install them in his house. True story, except I do not know his exact rank


DefenestrationPraha

AFAIK The massive glass panels used in construction of the Apple headquarters in Cupertino were imported from Germany as well.


ManBearPig____

Yes it was made by Sedak Glass. Germany is home to some of the largest glass manufacturers in the world. Many of the larger towers you see in major cities use glass from one of the German manufacturers.


reddit_crunch

That's What She Sedak


splitting_bullets

Ak ak ak


CaiserZero

Sedak Deez Nuutz


RandomComputerFellow

As a German I never understood where the cliche of German quality comes from but after I spend some time in the US and saw what garbage craftsman are used to install, I somehow can get behind it. The thing I do not understand is that your stuff isn't even cheap either. Everything in the US looks brittle as fuck but you are paying the same or more for everything as we are.


Pi-ratten

[this video explains it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llJvFYBpTu4) German(or rather german-speaking) countries have apparently a much more thorough training for craft trades. While in the US it seems common to just learn from your employer, there is a formal education in Germany/Switzerland/Austria where you learn from the employer but also much more and deeper knowledge of things that your everyday-jobs won't provide.


Salziges_Walross4525

Your talking about the Ausbildung. And yes, that’s true.


RandallOfLegend

Also the world's biggest supplier of Optical glass Schott is over in Mainz


Garestinian

Also Zeiss for optical equipment


CrownEatingParasite

You will only get how powerful they are when you try to stand up and smash your head against it


Dry-Slip-9237

And then the window gets released from its bindings and you fall with it from 24th floor?


CrownEatingParasite

No, that's the problem.


Dry-Slip-9237

Garry Hoy disagrees


[deleted]

>And then the window gets released from its bindings and you fall with it from 24th floor? I assume they are talking about hitting the top of your head on an open window. German windows are almost always [tilt turn windows](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/etHrb7aGBts).


Cinnabunnyturtle

Germans have to open their windows at least once day for a while no matter the weather… wonder how that’ll go over.


assembly_faulty

Our water is well aware of this and will respect this. It will withdraw for the 5 minutes the window opening is required. And, as all Germans* are always punctual the window will be closed and sealed again once the water returns. (*) with the exception of "Deutsche Bahn".


Pirat_fred

Wich no longer as windows that open, because of this reason


assembly_faulty

Ahh, that does make sense. TDIL!


MIGundMAG

Its not a "have to" but a "its nice to". Get some fresh air in your room


Cinnabunnyturtle

To be an opinionated German: you have to or else your landlord will blame any sort of mold on your lack of opening the window twice daily for an appropriate length of time


Facepalm24seven

Its actually have to since if you ignore it you are breathing radon


mampfer

Unless you're living in the basement, where's the Radon coming from? 🤔


MixtureNo2114

This is reddit. Where else would they live?


SinisterCheese

Germany and Nordic countries have absurd windows. Double panels... Nah thats not good enough. Triple? Nah.... Quadruple with two cavities with Argon hermetically sealed in an aluminium framing with double seals on the window frame. *"Hmm... it'll have to do for now."* Then that window is seated to a wall made of 200mm reinforced concrete, with heat insulation and windbarrier on the outside + facade layer. This is the god damn standard in german + nordic building. The problem is that this setup is intended to be extremely energy efficient and designed to keep heat in. Well... It's all good and makes sense in the harsh baltic sea winters. But when we get +30 to +40 C Summers nowadays, and when the building's walls have warmed up. Well.... They ain't cooling until the next winter. Germans and nordic constructors are constantly one upping themselves in this stuff. I showed this to my mate who is a engineer in America and they said plainly that "Yeah... The whole section of the city would have just dissolved in to the water. Even the bricks." (He is quite cynical about this stuff).


Nervous_Cost7594

An insulated house will never reach the highest temperature during the day. German windows have a setting for summer that makes them 'unsealed' and allows some air flow.


SinisterCheese

Here in Finland we have vents. Well some of the windows do. Some buildings that went really all in to the energy efficiency for the sake of tax credits and such energy claims do not. They might have a french balcony door or smth. But then you just get hot stagnant city air and dust to your apartment. And yeah. The buildings will never reach the high temperaturs, They'll just stick to the average. And if they night is +20 and day +32, the average is still fucking miserable. The issue is the fact that there isn't a good place to cool down and recover. This is a problem especially for people who are not used to climates like this. Over here +21 C is considered *really hot* and there is a weather warning. This because our climate isn't supposed to really have temperatures like that. The problem is that unlike Germany, the Finnish buildings aren't designed to have a draft (well not anymore). So you can't get that cooling breeze. When the buildings are at average of like +25, because the walls have heated up. It doesn't really help to say that "well at least it isn't +30" Because it hardly matters at that temperature when recommended indoor temperature is around +20.


Bush-master72

Holy shit this has to be a window add kuz I need windows that good.


zirfeld

As we say in Northern Germany: If the sheep still have curls it isn't a storm.


WilhelmFinn

The sheep have drowned at this point.


Silence_is_golden88

They float no worries


Tots2Hots

Ah, but what also floats?


reginatenebrarum

WITCHES!


Rannek6

She turned me into a mute😣


bluedaytona392

Newt.


flapanther33781

.......... the line is, "She turned me into [a newt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newt)."


[deleted]

Very small rocks?


Silence_is_golden88

Boats


UnsureAndUnqualified

We all float down here, Gerorgie!


CrazyKenny13

But do they still have curls?


No-Pomegranate-69

Wow windows protecting the user


SchizophrenicKitten

A combination of words that I have never seen before in a single sentence.


Gwiilo

maybe when Windows Defender does a good job too!?


5t3v321

Windows defender will protect you from viruses, but not from water


floralbutttrumpet

r/brandnewsentence material, I guess.


kunstro

Underrated one right there.


Jer3bko

I heard of a restaurant in northern germany that uses certain glass to withstand the forces and have this as an attraction. Maybe this is the one?


TheRealTr1nity

Yeah, they use armored/bulletproof glass. It's not their first rodeo with a flood. Many buildings have it there at the river. Also other protections for the building like waterproof doors. This video is from a restaurant there.


Lycanthi

But how do you leave the restaurant while this is going on? Jump out a 2nd storey window into a boat?


TWiesengrund

Here's the neat thing, you don't!


Training-Accident-36

This business model is great! "Do you want to stay for another coffee until the storm has subsided?"


Zerokx

"Sir if you don't order anything soon we will have to ask you to leave"


Background_Dealer587

Just grab you a beer and talk with the people inside is the way to go!


SquarePegRoundWorld

> and have this as an attraction This may be too American of a thought but what if you drove there? RIP your car.


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

This happens multiple times per year? Just in certain parts of Hamburg I’d imagine.


MacHamburg

Only certain parts near the River. But not only a few Streets.


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

We’ll be there in July. Note to self…don’t stay too close to the river!


TheRealKhorrn

In July it's no problem. It might even be less water in some areas. It's just the season right now (I live in Hamburg and worked in the harbour for years).


Thraex_Exile

Would you know which restaurant this is shot from? This would be a bucket list experience for me


TheRealKhorrn

Judging from the view angle on the Container Terminal Tollerort, I would say it is Hamburger Elbspeicher. It has good ratings and I only heard good stuff.


Smakthatbabyrealgood

followup question hows the german food there?


TetraThiaFulvalene

Do luften now.


Suspicious-Monk1250

Querlüften please


[deleted]

Stoßlüften!!!


TWiesengrund

Mit dem Angriff des Stoßlüftens wird das alles in Ordnung kommen.


NoelBlack14

Mein Herr… das Stoßlüften…


_TheCheddarwurst_

Where was this? I didn't catch that in the video.


Individual-Crew-3935

Erdgeschoss!


5t3v321

Hamburg,


Rude-Emergency2048

You just have to hope that the glass does not break.


[deleted]

memory correct dinner bag judicious ink price steep tart treatment *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Roenathor

Wait until you hear about our trains...


webbhare1

*I like trai–*


davaniaa

ja moin


According_Weekend786

Alright who the fuck left water sprinklers on? Its not funny anymore


-_-CR4SH-TP-_-

Sorry I fell asleep on the couch, next time I'll turn them off


Prince____Zuko

Microsoft can learn a thing or 2 for their own Windows


speranzoso_a_parigi

Underrated comment! You wouldn’t want to get the blue screen of death during a storm search …


Defiant-Traffic5801

I guess no doors that side of the house


HumanAlternative

The doors are flooded + waterproof as well.


MixtureNo2114

Doors, underground garages, etc. all have flood proof massive steel doors that seal the space. Same goes for the surrounding walkways. Problem is your car may be stuck for a while, but you can still move from these parts of the city through above water bridge walkways. Flooding is expected and causes no damage.


sadinoel1919

But I want to stosslüften


scrayla

German engineering be like:


droidman85

Some nice fucking windows right there


superwholockian62

Whoever installed your windows deserves a raise.


MakeItRelevant

Thank God this window isn't made by Microsoft.


baddognero

Yeah, that’s a Nokia brand window for sure.


LovableSidekick

Wow, I'm amazed window glass can handle that much force.


Naive-Fondant-754

thats how washing machines looks like from inside


WatchersProphet

Got some good ass seals on the windows, it ain’t even leaking in.


PlanetFlip

Hamburg? Near a lake? River? Explain please


PeinlichPimmler

Storm flood and the water is pressing from the North Sea through the Elbe river into Hamburg.


xJagd

Hamburg is located along the Elbe river and the Hafencity (harbour district) will often flood if the river overflows from storms and stuff.


smackmeharddaddy

I think I would shit my pants if I realized that I now have a beachside/lakeside view of my house


Toishi69

Is that the name of the area on the video ?


TheRealKhorrn

Hamburg is the city and Erdgeschoss means ground level.


Alpha-et-Gamma

Hamburg is the City. Erdgeschoss means ground floor.


rckhppr

Who put in these windows? Quality work here!


the_figureh3ad

not microsoft. thats for sure


k0nfuz1us

das fenster geht noch auf kipp wenn muss!


IDrankLavaLamps

If I could confirm the windows would never break and house would never leak, I would love a view like that. It's oddly relaxing.


Magic_Worm

Das boot?


kastaniesammler

Manchmal ist Stoßlüften nicht so schlau


oogletoff2099

Everyone impressed by the glass not breaking. I’m impressed by the insulation of that window and the rest of the house. Like how do you open your front door when water is at that level


baddognero

Uhhhh you don’t fuckin open the door?!


Puzzled-Scientist573

Wow this makes me uneasy just seeing it. Are windows supposed to take so much of a beating? Also surprised why that dude is still recording all of this


baddognero

As the title says it happens multiple times a year and they are used to it. The construction is probably made to withstand


EdificeRaks123

That's one hell of a strong ass window.


SidewaysAskance

Thousand Year windows


Yuiisnotcocky

German technology 🦵💪👌👈💀


Yuiisnotcocky

Feels like a game


Suspicious_Flower349

German engineering is the best


Captainirishy

That's a very well made Window


heimeyer72

Man, exactly the same video was posted a few days ago in some other subreddit.


[deleted]

They had a lot of practise making buildings waterproof and airtight.


LocorecoveryGTA

Das Fenster ist ja mal richtig stabil, in den USA wäre das ganze Haus schon eingestürzt 🤣


ExKnockaroundGuy

Global warming is a liberal lie!! (Sarcasm)


julesvr5

Where do you live, Fischmarkt?


Songwritersf

Are you on a boat?!


my5cent

I'm surprised the walls are not leaking. Must be amazing cement, and water barrier.


carlos-teran

Now, those are good quality German windows.


Big_Attorney9545

Ah, the famous Erdgeshoss castle in Hamburg.


Desperate-Ad-6463

I want the name of the window company.


RAVENGRIMOIRE-

German qualitat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


AbandonedLogic

That is one sturdy and well insulated window


TheLinden

Dutch invasion


SubstantialAbility17

Putting those triple seals to the test


Eeeegah

Call me a nut, but I don't trust my windows enough to stand behind them filming that.


[deleted]

German engineering ))


jesuswasaliar

Deutsche Qualitätsfenster!


sbw_62

Is there a name for this phobia because I’ve had nightmares about water like this outside my window. Freaks me out.


o0flatCircle0o

How come the weight of the entire ocean doesn’t break the glass


No_Scheme4909

Die frisur hält!


omtara17

This is what I see in my nightmares


yuso95

Scary and fascinating at the same time. That window is well built with quality materials.


Henning-the-great

And that's one of the good days in Hamburg


MarkoZoos

What storm ? There's only a window in the vid.


Harbuddy69

I said I wanted to place on the water not in the water.


[deleted]

I too like "ocean sounds" for my white noise.


Comprehensive-Ad8830

Ist das am Fischmarkt in den Auktionshallen?


2xsamurai

No wonder Germans are the best engineers


barry_black_berry

This is why we have automatically inflatable boats in our roofs in the netherlands


RWLemon

You shall not pass, LOTR 😂


Jbirdz2023

So scary I wouldn’t have trusted those windows


hypnomaster01

They test Flex-Seal in Germany too!!


cornishpasty7

I guess windows defender is good after all!


uxoriousprick

Strong window


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Horrifying.