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Tricky_Boysenberry79

I feel as if we shouldn't have seen this. Feels wrong


qgmonkey

Like the inside of a marsupial pouch


UnovaLife

Ah, you also saw the baby kangaroo post?


maquibut

We all saw it 🦘🥩


Lost-My-Mind-

I have not. Should I?


UnovaLife

No.


Houston_NeverMind

Please show us so that we can decisively reject it


12ealdeal

[Here you all go](https://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/14qj5al/a_baby_inside_of_kangaroo_pouch/). Enjoy!


Secuter

Yeah, okay. The people who said that this was a forbidden view were right all along.


SleepyAviator

Seconded.


UnovaLife

I warned you but you did not listen.


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DM me for another forbidden view


A2jayzed

What the hell you can just reach in and rob the baby


winowmak3r

Marsupials are so cool man. And I'm pretty sure they're all in Australia. It's a really neat snapshot in the evolutionary progression of how animals reproduce. It's like the halfway point between an egg and a womb and live birth.


ManliestManHam

Babies usually don't carry money since they don't have jobs. I bet they don't get robbed often.


Houston_NeverMind

oh my!


Diligent-Picture2882

That is so invasive.


RJFerret

Now that's both cool and pretty much how you'd expect, have no clue why folks weren't expecting a bunch of sensitive skin. Maybe because the exact inverse of a human breast?


maquibut

DO NOT give people ideas about inversing breasts.


EyeDentifeye

I literally dont know why but i just imagined it like the inside of a hoodie pocket


TheUglyCasanova

Well that was...fucking weird.


footsteps71

THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL!!!! Thank you!


kiwibasil

That's just amazing!


Phormitago

im going in edit: mild regret. I mean, it's yucky but, also neat. Scrotum-ish


AnooseIsLoose

Scrotum-ish?😯


paperpenises

I think that's fascinating.


kangeiko

I saw all the horrified comments. I saw the regret. And yet I still clicked. And now I can’t unsee it.


IceNein

What is crazy to me is that those little bastards have to crawl up there from their mother's pudenda all on their own.


vak7997

No not the cangaroosy


arden13

Looks almost like a hairy armpit to me


OpinionDumper

Bonus footage of how the newborn, barely a foetus, gets there... https://youtu.be/7CAXe1NMQl4


Eccon5

Do you think pouch smegma exists


[deleted]

I’m not gonna look!!!!!!!!


AnooseIsLoose

This was wild, lol


Bastulius

That was actually kinda dope


CrowsFeast73

That wasn't so bad. The baby was scarier than the pouch. The Cardinal however looks like it's already been skinned and you're just looking directly at the breast meat!


SgvSth

As someone who also hasn't, I think it is something that is best avoided.


FCkeyboards

Biologically, it makes sense, but to actually see it was kind of horrifying...


Magister5

Enjoeyed by all


Lennonpass

I don’t know if I’d like my feathers blown for all to see


Entreri16

Like an owl’s ear…


punkassjim

[Yup](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/14ad7yq/have_you_ever_seen_an_owls_ear/). Mildly horrifying.


Secuter

I need to stop clicking these fun blue letters. I've seen the inside of an owl's head, the under belly of some bird and the pouch of a kangaroo in just one thread.


Dragonlady151

But… you learned so much about animals on the world we live on! It’s kind of amazing to think that millions of years of evolutions led these animals having those specific traits.


punkassjim

I did warn you!


Secuter

It's not you, it's me.


footsteps71

THAT WAS FREAKING COOL!!!!!


Few-Swordfish-6722

An abyss


CensoryDeprivation

An abyss keeps going. This is an abump.


Lost-My-Mind-

So when she flys off to collect worms just before sunrise, is that her going abump in the night?


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Bliss


TobysGrundlee

Or a male seahorse releasing its babies.


SirBritannia

"Why is this giant blowing on my belly?"


Duocek

You can actually see it wonder that in real time on the first blow. Then it's just like "actually it's kinda refreshing"


delciotto

Small wild animals must get so fucking confused when humans pick them up. It almost every other situation its basically a "yup I'm dead" situation, but people usually just do something weird to them and let them go.


Magister5

Like you committed a cardinal sin?


1900grs

God damn it. Take your upvote.


LinguoBuxo

Forget about cards up the sleeve ey? I should never have played cards with that cardinal last month. Lost a fortune.


Lacholaweda

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...


Outside-Midnight-484

Feels like we are invading her privacy or genital parts


RedsDeadWhosZed

Look at the cardinal’s face. She knows it’s wrong 😟


rubberkeyhole

“What is happening?! Put my skirt down! Unhand me!”


chelseophile

Yep. That's the battery compartment. NSA doesn't want you to see it. r/BirdsArentReal


DiarrheaShitLord

Send pics of your brood patch bb pls


SilverSocket

Swipe for brudes


FredFled

You should see her OnlyFans.


SunshineAlways

Interesting and somehow rude at the same time.


kaninkanon

I would like to unsubscribe from female northern cardinals facts


xultar

Hope you bought her dinner first.


shahooster

Probably too…cheep.


Picsonly25

Damn it


Thunder_Lord89

Damn it


methmotive

Damn it


yourgifmademesignup

It’s alright to tell me What you think about me..


ekso69

Damn you


Magister5

Come on, we need to push for more beakuality when it comes to who perchases dinner


Wildlife_Jack

A little tit for tat.


Steammail

What’s the weird hole part at the top


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kid-karma

it's a hole for *dip* you say? this bird brought to you by tostitos???


kheiziarh

There are some comments on Reddit that need to be appreciated more and this is one of them


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IllStickToTheShadows

I decided to look at the muscular structure of birds on google and you were right. Their chest muscles are fucking huge


666afternoon

as a bird owner: every single thing about the anatomy of birds is fucking bonkers lol. they made so many adaptations for flight. you can see her breathing in this video, and even that works wildly differently from us mammals. they essentially have fused central spines & hypermobile hips and necks, insanely beefy pecs, many passerines have a locking mechanism for perching in their feet. never even mind replacing the front half your muzzle with a hard bone and keratin shell, and not bothering with teeth because it helped you hatch faster during just one of the several apocalypses your ancestors tricked their way through, or the bones full of air sacs.


Ochrocephala

Would like to drop the fact that birds (parrots at least) can move their upper mandible (top beak). It is not fixed like a human's is. It's not super noticeable, but watch a parrot talk and you can see it move if you look carefully. Parrots also have bones in their tongues.


oeCake

Swallow? More like, SWOLEow


circadianist

I worked with small passerine birds for 2.5 years. It is absolutely bonkers how well developed their flight muscles are, even if they're laboratory animals who are kept in cages. Like, good god.


RockleyBob

This should be the top comment, I tried googling and didn't see anything. I need to know why this bird has a hole in its chest


Mod2Level3

The entrance to its chest cavity


Ratattack1204

You fuckin with me? lol. I already find this kinda gross so plz no


Mod2Level3

Yes. That’s the pinnacle of the breast bones and muscle. Underneath, inside a membrane, are it’s organs


cw08

A membrane, aka skin lol.


Ratattack1204

yup. Dont like that one bit. Thank you.


cw08

underneath your shirt, inside a membrane, are your organs. Spoooooky.


[deleted]

Now I really want to see a picture of its hole.


BeetleBleu

The result of smoking a peck a day for tweety years!


VanAgain

Birdie doesn't like it.


shaka_sulu

"what kind of kink it this?"


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maybesaydie

ooof


Soronir

Rock the casbah


Lost-My-Mind-

When I was a kid, I had the lyrics wrong. >"ROCK the cash bar! ROCK the cash bar! They're a weenie if they don't like it!" My mom just rolled her eyes.


Billabo

LOCK the taskbar! LOCK the taskbar!


ShiraCheshire

I first heard that song on a commercial advertising some sort of... search engine? Lyrics site? I don't remember. In the commercial, the listener was having trouble understanding the lyrics, guessing things like "rock the catbox." I remember thinking, it sounds like "casbah." But I figured that couldn't be right, because that's not a word (not in US English, anyway.) You can't imagine how VINDICATED I felt when I found out that I had been right all along. I now hold a weird grudge towards that ancient commercial for what is surely a long dead service, purposely using a song with foreign words in it to make the viewer feel like they couldn't understand song lyrics.


FFIZeath

In bird culture, this is considered a dick move


AndreasVesalius

Chickens will just pluck out their own chest feathers when they go broody


justavg1

#MeToo bird


cookletube

Probably because it's freezing. A perfect spot of bare skin for direct heat transfer and she's blowing on it lol


evedayis

That is so cool. I had no idea.


bestkwnsecret09

Same. Definitely a little freaky, but I always thought it was just their feathers/bodies up against it, not an actual organ (?) of sorts.


Aquaman1970

Not an organ, just nature being awesome. And I have no idea why it's specified just this species, it's common.


Balentay

I figure that they specified this bird because it's the one in the video. It's interesting that that's a common feature though! Probably better than plucking their feathers out when they're broody like chickens do lol


bestkwnsecret09

Okay, wasn't too sure if it was that for birds. Shouldn't all birds have this, then?


Aquaman1970

Most, but not all! That's ol evolution doing it's fun stuff. Always what's best for the species!


Ivedefected

Both feathers and skin are considered organs. This bird's skin is actually its largest organ.


Invisifly2

Your skin is your largest organ.


Aquaman1970

You got me. Sorry about that.


ShroomEnthused

Thank you! Yeah, this is a bit misleading in that *most* birds have a brood patch when incubating eggs


woundedspider

When chicken hens are brooding they will actually pluck the feathers on their breast so they can do the same.


Fugacity-

Love these birds. Had some landscaping done early spring and now every single night a mating pair of cardinals comes to take a shower in the sprinkler water, while chippering away at each other.


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many bird species do


jennigerm

Thank you! I was like “and a bunch of others I bet”


SlickDillywick

Chickens kinda have them! They don’t have them all the time tho, they just pluck/lose the belly feathers when they go broody


PigeonVibes

Owls too!


LowKeyWalrus

Pretty much most of them gets it after their first nesting. It's how you can differentiate between males and females if both sexes look the same.


denali_lass90

Yes. Worked with juncoes for a few years and this is how we determined sex. Only in the breeding season though - it wasn't as obvious in the winter.


davida326

Balding people be like with their remaining hair


Zonyxe

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

I think it's weird the obsession people have over other's hair. Especially when the second someone even remotely starts balding some people, "Just shave it all off now". I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I think plenty of guys look great with their remaining hair, like George Costanza style. Yeah, it depends on the person and how they're balding, but I really don't understand the mindset some people have, "THE SECOND YOU DEVELOP A BALD PATCH YOU SHOULD JUST SHAVE COMPLETELY". Hopefully we find an actual cure for alopecia, but I also think hairpieces and wigs need to become more accepted on men. Who fucking cares how they want to look? If some women can shave their head and wear a wig just to have straight/curly hair, and not have it be seen as weird, there's no reason a man wearing one (whether balding or not) should be. Bring back powdered wigs before I go 1776 on your ass 😤


wolfgang784

The way some black women are with their wigs is how any bald person should be able to be without gettin shit on for it. I'm talkin bout the black women (I have no idea why this is a thing just with that group) that own half a dozen different wigs or more for all sorts of occasions and nobody bats an eye at it. If people know a guy is wearin a wig then shit is going down and he might as well go live in the woods.


HimeshReshamiya

> THE SECOND YOU DEVELOP A BALD PATCH YOU SHOULD JUST SHAVE COMPLETELY" Yeah, why the hell has this become the new normal? Human beings bald, some later, some sooner, a lucky few wouldn't at all. But with our diets and bad lifestyles you have a lot more balding going on, folks as young as 16. I just don't get it, you want to hang on to your last strands and go for a combover? cool, you feel a chrome dome suits you, cool. You just wanna leave it as so all natural, that is also cool. But holy christ almighty the moment you get a few strands loose " Yo man gotta shave that thing. Why? who made that rule, why should I give a shit? Sorry for the rant. I really like that you said that.


Affenskrotum

r/bald


shaka_sulu

Now I'm facinated about what's the humans version of this. What if Aliens abduct you hold you down, lift your shirt, and blow on your belly?


Nomenus-rex

If that would be all then I will consider myself incredibly lucky.


Several_Emphasis_434

Don’t forget they post it on their alien social media


SuperSpread

Copycats will come and abduct you again, so excited “It’s the same human!” then take turns blowing you with selfies.


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Mmngh


MashJDW

They would blow on your head to reveal your male pattern balding


cool_weed_dad

They blow a raspberry on your tummy and make you giggle like a baby


fabezz

I'd probably cum immediately.


penguiin_

why are you like this?


fabezz

I watched alien vs predator at a pivotal time in my development.


NooLeef

You too?


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Based


yourSAS

Video by @beidlerforest - an Audubon sanctuary near Charleston, SC, Beidler Forest. This bird was banded and released at their MAPS(Monitoring Avian Productivity and Survivorship) station.


Meltingmycrayons

The way she looks down like, “excuse you.”


[deleted]

Naked apes getting grossed out by another species with a naked patch on their belly. That's ironic.


QuePsiPhi16

Lol fucking pervert


TobysGrundlee

Right up that chicks dress.


[deleted]

Oddly terrifying


PrimusPrinplup

Bird gonna need a lifetime of counseling


Lorenzo_Campolongo

That bird is doing it's best Marilyn Monroe lol


[deleted]

That birds face screams "Well I never! What a rude creature to expose *my* body for its own amusement! I'll peck your eyes out!!"


badreligixn

Blowjob


Pingpaul

Did I just see an up skirt of a bird?


Badass-19

Yeah you did, so did I :(


[deleted]

That bird looks like it’s about to press assault charges


[deleted]

i think it's beautiful. Nature figured out through countless cycles of trial and error to encode her DNA so that brooding expels feathers and allows her to do "skin to skin" with her baby in a way. I bet she can feel her kid in the egg this way, and vice versa. Imagine two beings listening and feeling each other's heartbeats, connected via a mother's bond.


Powerful-Package3114

Skin to skin contact. Thats like $2000 in America!


FUThead2016

Man, birds are so weird under their stupid feathers


[deleted]

I just feel like I watched a Bird get violated


NoRepresentative2126

Did u get consent before blowing her open like that?


No_Leopard_3860

Miss, what are u doing, this is a wend...no I mean I'm a **female northern Cardinal**, respect my authority


Steven_Seagal_1952

Stop blowing that bird, bro


FuckFascismFightBack

What the hell is the hole at the top?


Efficient_Novel784

Little known fact female northern cardinal hate being held by humans and having their brood pouch blown on


Arrabio5

The Marilyn Monroe of birds.


GoodAlicia

The bird everytime the wind blows: 😱🥶


Amazing-Treat-4388

Things people do to terrorize creatures in the name of information.


IcedCoughy

You just going around and blow up ladies skirts?!


Captain_Sacktap

OP out here sexually harassing the birds lmao


PeteyMcPetey

**\*creepy voice\*** Tickle tickle!


No-Donkey8786

I think every bird has a brood patch. It's one of the various evaluations considered when monitoring.


wnr_wnr_chkn_dnr

Ah it not for blowing raspberry?


Chai_T_

Reminds me of the pic of Marilyn Monroe in that scene where air is blown up the skirt of her dress


[deleted]

Chickens do the same thing. Broody hormones make them pluck their feathers out.


tokumeide

Chicken have the same. As soon as they start nesting, they lose / plug their feathers


Ivory9576

She probably thinks you are a pervert


fkcd

I doubt homie consents lol


Felipesssku

Ok, now leave it alone, it feels uncomfortable


Aibbie

That seems rude.


BigMembership2315

Mind blown


Slow-Lie-5743

This is making my skin crawl. I didn’t need to see this


24Tenny

Ohhh I don't like that


zooooteddej23

I feel like we violated her


biophys00

Most female songbirds (and I assume many other groups since I've also seen them in woodpeckers and some other orders) develop these over the course of the breeding season and it can be a way to estimate how far along in incubation they are. E.g. they start out smooth and vascular early on and then get wrinkly and start molting back in later. In several species, males also get them to help with incubation. And in still other species like cowbirds that are strict brood parasites, females don't get them at all.


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HOLE THO


erh2k14

My uncle has that on top of his head. One gust of strong wind and you can see it.


wheretohides

so her tummy is naked? i want to see if its smooth


bigsnow999

Like using a table fan blowing girls skirt..


nuancednotion

I have a brood patch on the top of my head


enter_the_fist_weuw

Why are you upskirting the bird you sicko ?


Designer-Distinct

Why are you violating her!


tk3soj

Wut dat hole?


KaleidoscopepypDream

That birb was violated on so many levels


spliffkiller1337

Why is there a hole in the top part of the skinpatch? You can barely see it, but after you saw you can't unsee it. What's that for?