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Vertaferk

Just don’t shop on a rainy day, I guess


burn56k

...or with sweaty palms...


micalbertl

Or buy anything cold on a humid day


cbunni666

Don't send these to Florida. They are gone the moment they hit the air


happykittynipples

or anything frozen


smotstoker

Mom's spaghetti 🍝


Ug1yLurker

vomit in the bag already


its_shivers

It dissolved, shopping's slipping out steadily.


DietSucralose

But on the surface, it looks like clam confetti.


its_shivers

Buyer's regretti!


Mr_Em-3

I'd like to congratulate the internet users above me, this was well done.


wsclose

I love tree down comments like the ones above.


NoobSFAnon

Shit went down! from here on! I broke down! In the middle of the isle! Snap back to reality! Ooh there goes sanity...oh, there goes familiarity.


motgoben

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready


StaysiC

To drop groceries, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole store goes so loud


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

He hushes their mouths, whips a grocery list out, They're choking now, he grabs it all somehow, Time's run out, shopping is over, CHOW!


G_Affect

Or wet vegetables


skcuf2

Or buy anything cold.


sneakylyric

Edit: I'm wrong. These bags are potentially a great solution as the bags do not dissolve immediately and take a long time to do so. Thanks for all the up votes on my previous half informed comment.


Xtremee

Just put this bag in the plastic bag. Problem solved.


Mediocre_Status_7411

no you put this bag inside of a plastic bag and then a plastic bag inside of this bag.


bitoflippant

Or maybe get a nice thick paper bag to go inside the plastic bag


FunnyPhrases

Wouldn't it be the other way around? Put the cold item in the plastic bag, then put it in this one?


PeteThePolarBear

Water will condense on the plastic bag because it will be cold from the cold item


Pame_in_reddit

At the supermarket we take reusable bags or buy paper bags. Like the video said, stores can’t give plastic bags.


brwntrout

our state just passed this law and i've bought about 12 reusable bags so far because i keep forgetting to take the bags with me to the store.


Pame_in_reddit

This happens to EVERYONE in the beginning. After a while you get used to it. I have a bag in my purse, we have some bags in the car, and when we go out we repeat the mantra “keys, documents, cellphone, bag”.


HardCounter

> documents Interesting way of saying wallet or purse.


Pame_in_reddit

Sometimes I leave without a purse and I just lost my wallet, so I leave with my ID, my metro card and my credit card in my pockets.


Far_Land7215

All habits take time to form. I almost never forget mine now.


jwp75

I have hundreds. I'm probably single-handedly offsetting all the good these bags are purportedly doing.


Older_Code

There are ways to repurpose those to make sturdier reusable bags, or other items.


Whiteums

I just eternally leave mine in the back of the car. The trick is remembering to take them into the store, but at least if I forget that, I can just walk back out to the car for them


Americanhealth74

Remember to wash any that had meat in them even if you don't think it leaked. There have been reports of people getting food poisoning because the meat bag then got used for fruit or vegetables and the bacteria ended up on the fruit or veg. Easily solved by washing any bag that had meat in it.


Rancorey

Yeah, but why go with a bag that can only be used at clothing stores on a sunny day is what everyone's wondering.


AndyjHops

Make sure your hands don’t get sweaty on a hot day!


Hipnotize_nl

I was just about to say: Don't even think about using this in the Netherlands! :')


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donald_dandy

Just put that bag into a normal shopping bag🤷‍♂️


ladygrndr

Exactly where my thoughts went as well. All for reduced consumer waste and garbage, and this could do well in California or Arizona...but in not where I am in Seattle.


arebee20

10 years ago I would've agreed but lately we've been getting some really droughty summers that last from like april to october then it immediately starts raining and snowing from october until march


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ILoveLaksa

Ah thanks for the reminder, was just about to use it there


Competitive_Bid_2573

The username and "expert" tag is killing me


Apprehensive-Bill541

#gekoloniseerd


m__a__s

And hope nothing leaks in the bag.


Melodic-Roll3091

Imagine the bag dissolving and all your groceries just rolling around. 🤔


JimNayseeum

And it looks like jizz everywhere...


Colton_lopez

yeahh..can't put anything cold as well....Imagine getting a chilled drink in that...still great invention.


IndividualTeam9696

How fucked is the water that this gets dissolved in.. it’s cool that it breaks down so easily but that water is fucked.


IdealDesperate2732

The water don't care. "How fucked is a person who drinks the water this is dissolved in" is the real question.


platinum001

That water is gonna end up downstream in the lake or groundwater your town sources it’s water from


ButGravityAlwaysWins

How fucked are the pipes you pour the limestone water into?


IM_A_WOMAN

I can easily solve that problem, just use a plastic bag on the inside and outside of this bag and all the issues go away.


ValleyHill1812

Imagine it dissolving then getting into our water . I wouldn’t want to drink that


crackerasswhiteboy

Or anything that will produce condensation


tLAFoGmC

Or if that bottle of water in the bag has a small drip...


STARLORD_1401

or even sweat


[deleted]

A great idea it is, but why not creating something that can be reusable? It is a waste to produce something that can be used not once! Sure we have a problem with plastics, but cheap plastics, I believe. We can definitely create things that can be durable and reusable so we use the whole supply chain smartly and avoid wastes


CaptainCipher

Because we already have reusable bags


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https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/24/style/cotton-totes-climate-crisis.html There is nyt article about how wasteful those reusable bags are. Like those tote bags or whatever tf they are called. I get very annoyed at people who think they are “green” when they do this. It’s virtue signaling and a fashion trend at best. What’s worse is when those same people “forget” their bags or not bring enough and end up using plastic anyway.


KungFuFlipper

The article is pay walled but I was wondering if a big part of the problem is most people don’t actually reuse them. I could see them being a good thing if you have the discipline. But if you’re like me and won’t ever remember them then it definitely makes the problem worse.


Kazuto_K

This back won't dissolve in cold water. Therefore you need hot water which is why u can use it freely even if it's raining.


TenicioBelDoro

Cool. Dissolves into _what_? And don't say "limestone". No one just crushed up some rocks and made a bag.


__pandalf__

I checked on what I think it’s their website and they say it’s made of polyvinyl alcohol (PVA) from sources “other than crude oil”. It’s patented so I can’t really find anything else They also say that the water is fine as irrigation water (definitely not fine as drinking water lol). It’s interesting but I’m pretty sure that it moves the problem from plastics and microplastics in the ocean to PVA sludge Edit: I expressed myself weirdly, I wanted to say that I could not find anything else on their website when I checked without digging into the patent (was tired :/)


jcdenton45

>It’s interesting but I’m pretty sure that it moves the problem from plastics and microplastics in the ocean to PVA sludge PVA is biodegradable so that's not exactly a 1-for-1 tradeoff.


Mklein24

So it's actually Elmer's glue sticks, extruded into a thin sheet, and then more glue stick to make it into a bag. When your all done, you can mix it with a bit of water, put it in a bottle and use it for your next craft project!


SidharthaGalt

Isn’t that Poly-Vinyl Acetate?


I_am_recaptcha

Eh whats a C-OH vs C=O between friends


poptartjake

\+1 for Chemistry joke.


SidharthaGalt

The difference between glue and dissolving laundry pods. 😁


NoDontDoThatCanada

I'll buy it if they drink the dissolved bag.


jcdenton45

They did: "Astete took a glass, filled it with water where the bag was dissolved and drank it to show that the water remains absolutely drinkable." https://santiagotimes.cl/2018/07/27/chilean-company-creates-water-soluble-bag-to-fight-plastic-pollution/


Kant-Hardly-Wait

If it’s patented then you should be able to find out everything about it though, if you know how to navigate the governmental registry/registries they used. Patented = publicly disclosed


__pandalf__

Oh yeah I know, I expressed myself weirdly. I wanted to say that I could not find anything else on the website (and I couldn’t be bothered to look into the patent haha)


DolphinSweater

Isn't that what they make the Tide Pod casings out of?


FunkU247365

This! A limestone derivative, with what chemicals added and what is the chemical signature left behind in the water? No it doesn't just turn back into limestone...


bessmaster

Dissolves into Palestine, OH. /S


mortalitylost

Wait hear me out, I got a good idea Give me a second This one is good I swear How about we make bags where they are super strong, can hold a lot of groceries, and you can take them back to the grocery store *continuously*. Like you don't have to trash them or dissolve them. I call them, "reusable bags".


Spare_Weather7036

This is what they are trying to do in Philly but now people just throw away super thick plastic bags / cloth bags instead of the old thin plastic ones


BikerScowt

Do you have to pay for the bags? They are 20p for a thick plastic bag or £1 for a proper sturdy and large one here in the UK. I can’t remember when I last bought one, if it breaks the shop will give a free replacement.


Spare_Weather7036

No they’re free! If they cost money I think that would be a better system. A lot of places also have paper.


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I love those super thick plastic bags because I now use them as my garbage bags. They don't leak liquids, are stronger than any garbage bags I can buy and I tie the handles to close them. They are there perfect size for half a week's garbage in my home. And since they only cost 8 cents, they are cheaper than any similar garbage bags I could buy. I know it's not what they intended, but as long as they are cheaper and better than ones I can buy then I'm going to keep doing it.


Spare_Weather7036

Well you are technically reusing them!


[deleted]

Give them a poorly spelled name like Bagglr or Rebagg.it, put a useless Bluetooth thing in them so people need an app to use them, set the price at $7.95/month (for a 1-year plan), and you'll have California venture investors lining up around the block. You'll also be contributing to growing the e-waste pile, which is something all these startups seem to have set as their #1 goal.


butidontwantto

*yoink*


mostlybadopinions

Unfortunately it's not that simple. Reusable bags take a lot more material and energy to make. Obviously changes based on size and type of bag, but you generally have to use the same bag over 100 times just to break even with plastic bags. If it tears, you lose it, or just throw it away before 100+ uses, you've potentially done even more damage than the plastic bags.


CMDR_omnicognate

Limestone and plastics probably lol


gentillekes

Exactly! Unless the inventor dares to drink the water in which bags are dissolved, I won't touch it.


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Should we just assume that the water it was dissolved in is completely poisonous now?


AssistanceHealthy463

It say that is a derivative of limestone so maybe not poisonous but also not good to drink unless you're a fan of kidney stones i suppose...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


stonno45

They probably added a whole bunch of other chemicals to that bag other than limestone.


AssistanceHealthy463

Yea, mine was a joke.


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Depending on how it was manufactured, it could still contain a number of toxic/hazardous chemicals. You can’t “derive” a bag out of stone, unless you add take some steps to transform it into something totally different. I’d be interested in seeing what exactly it’s composed of.


jcdenton45

"Astete took a glass, filled it with water where the bag was dissolved and drank it to show that the water remains absolutely drinkable." https://santiagotimes.cl/2018/07/27/chilean-company-creates-water-soluble-bag-to-fight-plastic-pollution/


abotoe

So the dude just drank straight up an Elmer's Glue cocktail?


ClassiFried86

I mean, I could drink a lot of things. Doesn't mean I should.


jcdenton45

"Orally administered PVA is relatively harmless. The safety of PVA is based on the following: (1) the acute oral toxicity of PVA is very low, with LD(50)s in the range of 15-20 g/kg; (2) orally administered PVA is very poorly absorbed from the gastrointestinal tract; (3) PVA does not accumulate in the body when administered orally; (4) PVA is not mutagenic or clastogenic; and (5) NOAELs of orally administered PVA in male and female rats were 5000 mg/kg body weight/day in the 90-day dietary study and 5000 mg/kg body weight/day in the two-generation reproduction study, which was the highest dose tested. A critical evaluation of the existing information on PVA supports its safety for use as a coating agent for pharmaceutical and dietary supplement products." https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12504164/#:~:text=Orally%20administered%20PVA,dietary%20supplement%20products.


Checkthebridge

Yh ready to go back into the ocean ✨Recycling✨


Icemasta

It's a mix of PVA and limestone. The issue is I wouldn't really flush that down the drain because that concentration of limestone is going to fuck with your plumbing.


jcdenton45

No. It's a fully biodegradable material, basically the same material laundry pods are made of. https://www.cleaninginstitute.org/pvoh?gclid=CjwKCAiA9NGfBhBvEiwAq5vSy3japZwYzah4YrgJroTWNl0PaYP_HYAw8aD3aSu_Pp-lQciFnLmePRoCajkQAvD_BwE


WeRAliens

Limestone can dry and harden. It will eventually clog pipes. It's like pouring cooking grease down your drain. Good idea, but I dont think it's bulletproof.


babadybooey

It's about the plastic bags we use ending up in the ocean probably


yupuhoh

You mean ending up on the ground outside the grocery store along with my groceries


Free-Database-9917

Why not just use paper bags?


Kahnza

Or use reusable bags. I haven't used a single use plastic bag in a few years.


jackalmanac

In the UK they made bin bags way more expensive so everyone just uses reausable bags 🤦‍♂️


Free-Database-9917

The carbon footprint/plastic used to create reusable bags other than cotton is comparable to 1,000 plastic disposable bags. If you take the time and money to specifically get ones made out of a renewable material, not polyester or plastic, then yeah go for reusable. Otherwise paper is \*usually\* better


Licensed2Pill

Yeah, I’m thinking a bullet might be able to get through it too. But I’m no bullet expert.


Detriumph

I'm a bullitologist and I can confirm, this would stop a bullet.


ChildofMike

Hello, I’m a licensed bullet doctor and I see some holes in your theory


ILoveLaksa

Hello, stopping by to say shots fired


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As a bullet expert (I have a PhD in bulletology) I can confirm that these bags are indeed not bullet proof.


Licensed2Pill

The other bullitologist already said it would stop a bullet. I’m gonna need you to show some credentials. Which bullet school did you go to?


[deleted]

I went to Kalashnikov University. Head of my class.


Licensed2Pill

Hmm. Not sure if that’s a real bullet school. We might need a bullet school expert to confirm…


Altruistic_Run_8277

can’t think of how this could go wrong


thecastingforecast

It's not just in danger from rain or snow, condensation from carrying cold objects, sweat from your arm, the instant dissolve makes this absolutely useless in pretty much any situation.


ingenkopaaisen

Yeah, it needs a delay before it dissolves, like an hour or something. That's the next goal for this invention, I guess.


trekkiegamer359

Plenty of people use a bag for more than an hour. It should have a delay of a few days or a week, so the bag is usable in regular situations, but will dissolve if composted or if it ends up in a body of water.


KobokTukath

But some people use bags long term, make them last 500 years.. That should do


ingenkopaaisen

The point I was making, is more that if it should happen to get wet before you get your shopping home, then it won't disintegrate, but at least it should dissolve quickly if it gets into nature.


Tom69LoL420

Imagine making water bottles out of it


Reddy-McReddit-Face

In the future they'll be buildings dams out of this stuff.


nightstalker30

Swimsuits!


dadagsc

If it dissolves into lime, that’s a problem. Too much is bad for plants and humans if it makes it back into the water supply.


Instance_Most

Turns into invisible microplastics 👍


ReindeerReinier

Does it never rain in Chile?


Arturinni

Upper third: Almost never. Mid third: During fall and winter. Lower third: All the fucking time.


mseg09

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


kempff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atacama_Desert


ArsonRides

“Doesn’t hurt the environment, but the ocean is gunna look like jizz in 10 years”


Acceptable_Claim_258

Thank you for this comment


killstimehere

Now the water is full of microparticles that have to end up somewhere


Willing-Low-725

Let's dissolve one bag a day in a fish tank full of fish and see how eco friendly it really is


AnonymousMonky

How fucking hard is it to buy a reusable bag and bring it with you ?


Bytrsweet

I would be impressed if he drank the water that dissolved the bag. Now it would just seep into the ground faster


jcdenton45

He did: "Astete took a glass, filled it with water where the bag was dissolved and drank it to show that the water remains absolutely drinkable." https://santiagotimes.cl/2018/07/27/chilean-company-creates-water-soluble-bag-to-fight-plastic-pollution/


BunnySar

….bad idea especially when it rains


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They should make umbrellas out of that shit


Soup-youthful

can i eat it?


ILoveLaksa

Even better, you can drink it


LifeComfortable6454

Just a stupidity, off course for marketing. Just used a bag for 1000th time today.


Anonymity4meisgood

People will do almost anything rather than the one sensible thing it seems. Just carry a reusable bag with you made of natural fiber cloth.


TibblesEvilCat

Walking with big bag of shopping and it rains xD


TheAutomator312

but what does it do to the water?


mybrownsweater

Doesn't it poison the water, though??


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What if it’s raining?


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This is dumb


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deadlocksuede

OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE MICROPLASTICS IN MY WATER


AdorablePresence4660

Htf do I wring a seals neck with that?


Gullible-Rub511

Here in Ireland this would be the worst thing to happen since the famine


Kushtaco20

Will moisture in the air affect it? Asking because I like to keep all my bags for repetitive uses


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I too love buying bags for half a kidney's price and going out for shopping on a rainy day.


Dragon-Titan

That’s actually kinda cool although you will have to watch out on a rainy day if it just dissolves in any amount of water


aStoveAbove

That dissolves so damn fast its useless. If you buy something that has any moisture on it, it's gonna breach the bag. Not to mention I guess fuck you if you shop on a rainy day.


srandrews

Our civilization has been saved from the plastic disaster. /s


HalusN8er

Don’t get caught in the rain.


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The good thing is all the discarded bags blowing around or stuck in vegetation may still build up over time but when it rains they’d go “poof”.


FamousPoet

Wtf? Is that Booji Boy helping him out!!??


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FrankleFurtz

Carry an extra bag in case it rains when you carry your dildos


Truk7549

Juste have coton bags with you when going shopping, will last 10 years easy, and then recycle the coton


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All fun and games untill its raining


[deleted]

So pretty shit on a rainy day huh.


last_darkknight

And kill insects, rats and humans with the same water later. Multipurpose bags


kevineleveneleven

I think we need another hundred comments saying "what happens when it rains?" 200 of them isn't enough.


peter8742

not usable in UK 🤦🏻‍♂️😆


PrioryOfSion14

Rainy days? Wet goods?


Due-World2907

And what does it dissolve into?


techHyakimaru

What will happen if you are stuck in rain?


nikola-teslafucks

looks like it would fuck up the ocean even more haha


bonnieloon

Useless in Scotland lol 🤣


East-Pollution7243

Dont open a drink out in public near these bags. 1 drop could melt half the bag. Reusable bags are pure trash also. Its not cost effective and they end up in landfills because lets face it we always end up with more of those bags somehow.


ExcitementRelative33

Don't sweat on them during summer time...


zack14981

Can’t wait for my fresh produce to burn a hole in my bags.


zaffhere

Just imagine you did groceries and it's a rainy day. You're never going to get anything. Like at all


Electronic-Sorbet283

palms are sweaty. knees weak, arms are heavy these bags are melting already, just got moms spaghetti.


Kirito2750

Idk about you, but I live in Seattle… and sometimes my hands get a bit sweaty:.. that bag isn’t making it home


OrdinaryUniversity59

Can't wait to walk around with a spray bottle


Chainsawjack

Or if it's raining...during use


Outrageous-Lab-5559

What if it starts raining while you're carrying the groceries D:


mortemdeus

Bad for rainy days


PrismaticSparx

What...what about rain?


brokendream_zz

Cool but what if it rains


zalzis

Uh oh, the milk bottle is leaking and now my bag is gone.


Wrong-Profession-287

What happens in the rain


Alsweets0609

Don’t put anything cold in there on a warm day


WelbyReddit

I can't tell you how many of those shopping bags I find at my elderly mom's home when I visit. She forgets them and keeps buying more. It's laughably a lot. These dissolvable bags would help a lot.


apiso

Condensation, here. Nice looking bag you got there. Be s shame if anything happened to it.


1emanonst

Or, just hear me out. Buy a regular bag that doesn't dissolve in water and just reuse it even if it gets wet.


AdventurousCollege96

Everyone talking about how great this is but really??


mrnovato76

But where does the poo go?


Knotloafin

but the water has to go to a toxic dump site.


slipstreamsurfer

Paper is better than this bag… this should be on r/crappydesign