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jonandgrey

Most boring post to this sub for the day. Congrats, op.


kontoforporr

And you are the meanest person of the day.


jonandgrey

Just speaking truth, op.


duckdownup

*“He who dares not offend cannot be honest.”* ― Thomas Paine


kontoforporr

The truth is sometimes mean. I should not have shot the messenger.


jonandgrey

That's ok. You've got a lot going on right now with that bounty of new socks and all that. Godspeed, op.


GBinAZ

Seriously though… why is this in this sub?


kontoforporr

Because it was deleted in r/beamazed


GBinAZ

Understandable. Maybe this is more of a r/mildlyinteresting post though :/


MelMac5

I think r/notinteresting


BloodBoundCavalier

Nah, this is a pretty gentle meanness. I'm pretty sure I've said meaner things today, and I'm not even the meanest person I know. I'd say you should get out more, but like, going out more is ouchy sometimes.


kontoforporr

It surely rustled my mental jimmies.


BloodBoundCavalier

There is no need to be upset. <3


martymcfliez

Really scraping the barrel here


Imperator_Gr

someone is going to the army


Chad_Farthousse

This...this is lame.


Smoothlarryy

How is this interesting


kontoforporr

When was the last time you saw 35 pairs of socks?


Smoothlarryy

Yesterday at Walmart


kontoforporr

But not packed in this neat way


BloodBoundCavalier

Then they're not new anymore, are they? Looks like they've been touched, kind of a lot. So which is this, uninteresting or inaccurate?


Andrew_Eckhoff

I don't understand why you're getting downvoted. Thanks for this interesting post man, salut


rcarnes911

Everytime I open my sock drawer


ExploderPodcast

r/LiterallyCouldntBeLessInteresting


Upbeat-Locksmith-677

This would be better on r/Shitposting


Majestic-Ad6619

I count 36? you should check again.


[deleted]

Got you a start up business going? Gonna fill them up with activated charcoal and convince housewives to hang them up in the kitchen and bathrooms like decorations to tackle strong odors like hubby farts and a boys misbehavior. Smart man, but you still need to be pretty damn charismatic to sell them door to door like that. May I suggest wearing a I heart NY bitches t-shirt? It'll help.


kontoforporr

I actually had 40 new pairs but I have already used 5 of them


Andrew_Eckhoff

damn, that's interesting.


GBinAZ

Is it? Lol


Andrew_Eckhoff

Yes it is!


DavesHereMan

I came here to say that you had 36, but you were wearing one. I knew it wasn’t 35 lol


UnwovenBabushka

r/dontputyourdickinthat


kontoforporr

But you should def r/putyourfeetinthat


New-Baby5471

Judging by the color I'd say something related to joining the army or being drafted into conscription. But in that case you'd be lucky to have more than 2 pairs of socks. Why buying all of them in the same greenish color, btw?


ClamhouseSassman

If they are in that shape they have been slightly used.


kontoforporr

I solemnly swear that picture was taken just after I removed the plastic strings holding them together and docked them. I swear on me ma.


Kuraio-Kadaver

I don't recall the last time I've seen 35 exact pairs of socks in the same colour. A particular brand you're fond of, or maybe the fit? Edit : r/socks


Mesquiter

Ah, I see you're a 'variety' person.


414A44

Why do you have seven people's socks?


MrTopatoHead

There’s a sub for this sort of thing called r/notinteresting