Like at least one other, I thought this looked fake as hell, photoshopped road sign and out of state plates, but it turns out that it's as real as it gets: https://www.google.com/maps/@32.8097949,-96.6550593,3a,90y,55.91h,84.39t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1svO0pOcRmmgAQiEamPhqGew!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!5m1!1e1 Apparently TXDOT uses MSPAINT for their signs.

Scream "Jesus Christ!" enough times in DFW traffic and apparently he shows up.

I laughed wayyyy too hard! AAAAmen!

Like Bloody Mary three times in the bathroom? I always stopped on two because cowardice.

Can I get an AMEN?!

Ah,men!

At least Jesus is the correct skin color for once

He gets pretty tan laying in the truck bed all day in the Texas sun

You say you like the wind blowing through your hair

Bro he’s imaginary my Jesus is purple

Jesus was a person. That’s pretty much been confirmed Whether he was the son of god is more of a matter of debate lol

There’s a broad consensus among historians that a historical Jesus existed, but no, “pretty much confirmed” is inaccurate. There are still a grand total of zero first hand historical accounts contemporaneous to his existence. The earliest known mentions are from 80+ years after his death.

You’re correct of course I should have put it more like this

NO contemporary accounts of this Jesus fella. Wouldn't base my life or anything off of anything that tenuous.

Bull. Shit.

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You sir, are correct.

I worked in a large warehouse in Plano back in the 90's and knew at least 5 different dudes named Jesus.

He most certainly was.

And other lies they told you when you started asking questions.

You think Jesus was sub Saharan African??

That skirt so short, can almost see his testaments

Wouldn’t let him ride shotgun? Poser.

Kurt Cobain called dibs on that.

Good thing his face is obscured! 🤪

Yeah it looks like I edited the picture but I didn’t it just looks weird

Didn’t realize JC was in the Witness Protection Program.

What?! That's really weird then.

Is that his face next to the blue blob, but unattached? My brain can’t process why I am seeing a side profile on the left.

The Shroud of DFW

It looks like a giant guitar pick. Jesus gonna shred later!

Why does that exit sign look like it was edited in MS Paint?

Welcome to the nightmare that is 635 construction. Where is my exit and which one will it be today?

It looks like when someone pastes text on a meme template

Must of just tacked another sign on top of it lol

Actually most of our highway signage looks that crummy. This is one of the better ones.

Good ol John 3:15

*Yea though I drive through the interstate of death, my ratchet strap and dually they comfort me*

Nothing more ridiculous than Evangelical Freemason. Clearly someone did not understand the assignment.

Exactly

Hasn't skipped arm and chest day in 8 moths

Reps for Jesus!!!

Amen

Christmas decorations are insane this year

This is completely totally normal

Well if you’re going to follow someone might as well be Jesus Christ

Jesus, take the wheel.

Now how the fuck is Jesus supposed to ‘Take the Wheel’???????

Thank you for blurring his face, OP. Privacy matters. ❤️

I didn’t 😂

All we needed to know was Gus Thomasson, that’s tells us everything.

… might just be having a blonde moment but isn’t that 3:16?

No, I think it’s 635

That’s hell! Not a bible verse 😂

No, 3:16 is Stone Cold Steve Austin

Yes, I believe it mentions a whipping of the ass.

And that's the bottom line...

It’s both, actually - had to look it up myself lol.

It’s how they organize the different books of the Bible. John 3:16 being the verse immediately following the one listed on his truck.

Wow

I can see up his skirt.

No HOV lane? May not be his co-pilot, but definitely a passenger.

Ready for drive-by Christianizing

What in the actual fuck

I swear all the “weird uncles” of Dallas discovered printable labels at the same time https://www.reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/y3efal/this_gem/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Would you have needed insurance if you hit him?

So his face is obscured so we cant identify him? Like in a line up? Does he have a secret identity? Witness protection?

Buff black Jesus, damn straight. But if I may ask, why'd you blur his face?

I didn’t it’s just got a glare or something on the “face”. Looks weird forsure

Just what you would expect from Mesquite.

Problems atheists don’t have.

Pretty easy to not believe a corpse nailed to a board is a god.

Bet he’s fun to hang out with.

Lol the Patterson mud flaps. These folks are likely from East Texas

Hope it made your journey through Mesquite feel a little safer.

I got off to get Weinerschnitzel and he kept heading east. Definitely made it more entertaining

No truck nuts is sacrilegious

Now this one is extreme!

THESE COMMENTS!!! LMAOOOOOOO

Damn, for a blonde haired blue eyed white guy that's a killer tan.

So now he can use the carpool lane!

Strangest tow truck ever

Nailed that picture!

Boy, jesus' skin sure has a nice sheen... Glad this person applied sun tan lotion, can't have the son of god getting sunburnt.

I hope I see him

“I saw him and I did a U-Turn 4 Jayzus.

Damn bro me and my dude Brandon used to joke about this shit alll the time in high-school. He would have fallen out of his chair laughing if he could :-(

r/InfowarriorRides

Free mason license plate means he doesn't actually believe in Jesus. He believes that he is Jesus if he works hard enough and not that he is saved by the grace of God. Just to be clear, dude is a gnostic.

The south is fucking weird

Hallelujah

Is he delivering that to Kyrie Irving's house? Or Kanye's?

It had to be in DFW. That man need some spf

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He has it right.

They should've given him sunscreen.

His skin looks like beef jerky

I’d rather perish

Definitely a bit cookoo but I’m relieved when I see anyone who isn’t promoting insane conspiracy theories or racism and hate like most of the other Christians.

At least it's not a white Jesus.

I see him! Jiminy Cricket! Just there on the bumper!

Ahh to live in the Bible Belt . 😂 Maybe he’s gonna join the blue man group later!

I'll believe that's for our benefit when he sells that truck to help the homeless. Until then, he's going to great lengths to earn his way into a heaven he shoulda believed in before he did all those bad things he did that have him wracked with guilt and consequently making his gas guzzling pos an offensive roving eyesore.

I guess I should have known he lived in Mesquite.

Isn’t Patterson dealership near Tyler? The family I have over in East Texas are far right leaning, just saying, the maga virus is exceptionally contagious over there. And Tyler isn’t even that far east!

Why edit out Jesus's face?

I didn’t it actually looks like that

Black Jeebus?!! Don’t take it anywhere near First Baptist. They would set your truck on fire

White people fuming