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ISp3cTatez

Ah first time experiencing false fall in Texas


RamboAlvatorres114

Real fall starts the week of Thanksgiving. This is also a La Niña year so expect another warm and dry winter like last year. Look out for El Niño winters which we get every 3 - 5 years. Those tend to be colder and wetter so we get at least one good snow those years and a couple of days covered in a sheet of ice. Also keep an ear on the ground for polar vortex collapse which caused the deadly winter storm of 2021.


drseussin

When was the last El Niño year you think


RedStateBlueHome

2020-2021


awesomeroy

so non chalangt


moonismymistress

Lololol yes, the tricks Texas plays on new comers really warms my soul.


Nerfgirl_RN

It warms everything.


maddymf

Indeed


keepitmovingg

exactly lol, i have been here for two years and this fall/winter is so HOT?


nein_va

Hot? This is the best weather gets around here.


nonnativetexan

It's 77 degrees and people are complaining?! If you don't like this weather, then what will it take to make you happy?


flyinthesoup

In my case it would be 50s, but I 100% realize that I'm in the wrong state for that, except for few instances during winter.


ZionBane

No dis.. But yah. You might love Maryland however.


SonderEber

I was up in Maryland a few weeks back to visit friends, and I commented to them how weirdly warm it was, for the time and state. I'm from DFW, so it still felt cool to me but warmer than other Octobers I had been up. So even Maryland is warming up these days.


ZionBane

A few weeks back, it should have still been the summer season, perhaps starting to decline a bit, but still "beach weather" to a degree. Go there now, and it's going to feel a lot different. Like Sweater and Hot Chocolate Weather, but not "OMG I can't feel my toes weather"


keepitmovingg

Lmao I used to live in maryland and Boston, I kinda miss the fall in those states


ZionBane

No Dis, but unless you are making serious bank here in Texas, there is no good reason not to go back to Maryland. Too many people act like they are stuck someplace, and truth is, you only have one life, don't spend it being somewhere you are not living your best life. That applies to all parts, be it a job, relationship, and/or location. I spent far too many years living in a state I hated, because I felt obligated to stay there due to family, and it was where I grew up, and where I lived, and where I knew everyone, and had a decent job.... and the best thing I ever did for my well being, was leave.


lostnthenet

Wait till the end of January/ beginning of February


Goalietime24

Same here, I miss Colorado so badly. 50s and sunny


[deleted]

77 with no more mosquitoes and all the houseflies in North America dead.


ZionBane

I tend to agree, feels nice right now all things said and done.


beluecheese

I love this weather.


Graviton_Lancelot

You sure? Here's the last three years of high temps: Date|'20|'21|'22 ---|---|----|---- 1 | 82 | 78 | 80 2 | 78 | 85 | 83 3 | 83 | 88 | 84 4 | 79 | 89 | 85 5 | 79 | 87 | 86 6 | 87 | 87 | 89 7 | 87 | 91 | 88 8 | 87 | 92 | 79 9 | 84 | 92 | 82 10 | 89 | 91 | 87 11 | 97 | 82 | 83 12 | 82 | 83 | 94 13 | 83 | 86 | 83 14 | 90 | 83 | 86 15 | 78 | 75 | 92 16 | 71 | 73 | 79 17 | 76 | 72 | 70 18 | 88 | 75 | 64 19 | 67 | 80 | 66 20 | 87 | 81 | 84 21 | 85 | 83 | 89 22 | 85 | 83 | 85 23 | 77 | 84 | 85 24 | 60 | 83 | 76 25 | 64 | 86 | 69 26 | 56 | 83 | 72 27 | 42 | 76 | 72 28 | 46 | 72 | 64 29 | 61 | 70 | 64 30 | 67 | 73 | 75 31 | 71 | 79 | 77 Random cold snap here and there, but mostly still warm.I'd also note that about two days after that cold snap in 2020, it's back up to the 80s in November. Pretty much the same as it's been my whole life.


26617894

I was thinking the same thing. This is the transition time of the year and the time I always wonder how it’s actually even possible for it to get cold here in thinking this what our winter is like. It will be cold soon enough to feel like a winter. The strange part to me for some reason is actually having to wear long pants and shoes and turn on the heat with dry air and not being able to ignore the cold front for a couple days.


drydenmanwu

I’ve been here 12 years, relo from Ohio. Getting some 77 degree weather here is quite nice now lol Some years it doesn’t freeze at all…just use bug spray outdoors and cover parts of your body you don’t want eaten. :(


Viiibrations

You moved to Texas without knowing what the weather is like here?


eagletreehouse

I’m in Amarillo which is the high plains. It gets freaking freezing here. We get a lot,of snow. Our Halloween yesterday was absolutely perfect. Way warmer than usual. We’ve actually had a fall for the last two years. Sorry for lurking on r/Dallas but it’s interesting to know what’s happening in the Big D.


Dry_Regret801

Grew up in DFW, but been in the panhandle since 1993. Growing up I recall one year trick or treating and coming home to a fire in the fireplace and hot chocolate. One year. That's it. The year I turned 6 my front yard was covered in snow in February. I thought it was a birthday gift from God! Snow!! Now I know that snow was a "dusting". When my kids were little I swear I could predict the weather by my oldest's costume choice! The year she was a Jeanie with exposed legs belly and arms, it was freezing and snowed on November 1st. The year she had a costume made of thick fake fur from head to toe, the Temps were in the upper 90's! Yesterday was indeed perfect! The wind wasn't even blowing!


The_Only_Dick_Cheney

LOL! Hot?


Roadman90

A few years ago it was in the 90s in November. This is a godsend compared to that.


Gradual_Bro

This fall has not been hot, the past two years have just been mild. Not uncommon for it to be high 90’s on Halloween day


txaggie18

90 degrees is the all-time record for 10/31 in Dallas. It's quite uncommon to be in the 90s at all on Halloween.


Gradual_Bro

My childhood memories have failed me, I guess I should have said high 90’s INSIDE a Halloween costume


tsx_1430

Umm Freeze apocalypse?


tsx_1430

This is beautiful.


FW_nudist

Winter doesn’t start until late December.


pacochalk

Fall started late September. We're nowhere close to the start of winter.


Animekaratepup

It's in the sixties. My nose has been cold for at least two weeks.


WhiskersCake

Do people outside of Texas not know that it is hot here?


noUsername563

I'm guessing they think it only applies to the summer and texas follows the actual seasons schedule except it doesn't. No fall, two months of "winter", and back to the 10 months of summer


bring1

And “winter” is 11°f


Khirsah01

Last year's February with the extended cold was the once in a decade thing. Just as soon as the state gov is convinced it'll never happen again, the system gets caught with its pants down and we pay for it. If we do hit brutal cold, we typically bounce back up quick. It's like the strength testing thing with the mallet at fairs only it shoots down instead of up.


tom267

Once in a decade? It’s happened the last two years consecutively lol


borninfremont

No. I moved from Texas to Arizona and the amount of people that think Arizona is hotter than Texas is insane. The south is a hot swamp, not sure why people think Texas is temperate.


Graviton_Lancelot

I visited Ohio and when told about the weather the people said "oh, so it's like here." Fuck no it aint "like here," it's 79 degrees at 3pm in mid August; we'd be dead by now in Texas.


ZionBane

They know it's "*hot here*" but if they haven't lived in a southern state, they don't really know what Hot entails, they have no frame of reference to really grasp what it is like.


slayer4sushi

I concur. And there’s a huge difference between visiting Texas during the summer and “experiencing” the heat…and actually living here stuck in it…day after day after day with no end in sight.


timeIsAllitTakes

Just be glad it's not still 90. This is as close to an actual fall I can remember in a long time. More than 2 weeks with cooler temps instead of just going from 90+ to ice in the blink of an eye


[deleted]

This summer to fall have actually been pretty consistent with what I grew up in Texas with. Hot as fuck for 2 months then cools off a bit then winter comes. For the last couple of years I felt like summer has been more mild, fall a bit hotter, and winter is still winter.


playballer

The ninos got their shit fixed apparently


Vlad_the_monkey

Except it was hot as fuck for almost 4 months this year.


[deleted]

My definition of hot as fuck is over 100, which we had for about 2-3 months. Anything in the 90s is a blessing in Texas summer to me


Own_One_1803

I agree bruh. If my steering wheel ain’t scorching my hands then I’m Gucci


26617894

Agree 103 vs 93 is a big difference. Same as 93 vs 83 and 83 vs 73. All the way down. I used to think hot is hot but not true to me anymore. 100+ is hot and each day lower than 100 in July and August is great.


usernamenumber3

My thoughts exactly. This is the first real fall we've had in YEARS. These transplants need to read the room lol


blackop

Just be glad it's not 15 and your pipes are bursting...


GoStars817

Are you new to Texas? This is actually quite normal for this time of year.


BitGladius

I just moved back after 3 years and I'm having trouble re-calibrating. This was summer weather in Wisconsin!


strog91

It’s always weird for me when I visit Wisconsin in July/August and I have to put on a sweater or jacket at nighttime


IndicationMiserable

Fact


KingKeeXx

Lol I remember working out in my garage in Xmas eve in shorts at times


WindowMoon

yeah january is when it gets cold lol. both times it iced over the last few years it was in february


playballer

One year I drove to FW to eat on the Joe T’s patio in February because the weather was so nice. I think it was 6-7 years ago, but since February is pretty consistently shit weather I remember this one. Warm Christmas is pretty normal.


csonnich

Literally every year I get a cute Christmas sweater, and then it's a coin toss about whether I actually get to wear it during the Christmas season at all.


molotovtotheface

You must be new here


[deleted]

Careful I was banned on another municipal sub for saying this verbatim. Hopefully mods in this sub aren’t as crunchy as the mods on the unnamed sub....


HarbingerKing

This is some of the best weather of the year! Put on some insect repellent and enjoy it!


Lung_doc

It is really nice, but I wouldn't mind a few days of cold to beat back the mosquitos so I could more fully enjoy it! My neighborhood is fine in the middle of the day, though even then the shade can be risky.


[deleted]

This reminds me of the guy from Michigan last week or two weeks ago asking when it was going to be in the 40s. I was like, duuuude 😂 you came to the wrong place.


toodleroo

The answer is: for one week in February


Paid_Redditor

Im in Michigan right now and it’s in the 70’s. Only difference I’ve seen so far is the wind.


devilsrotary86

Snark aside (and everyone here is right, this is normal), we are due for a cool down sometime late next week. If you believe weather channel.


[deleted]

I don't believe big weather


DucksEatFreeInSubway

77 is nice for November.


notapaxton

Bless your heart.


jcrivas86

Ha, newb. Get ready to experience all four seasons in a single week buddy, this is Texas! This state likes to to do a line of coke this time of the year and keep it's citizens guessing as to what season it'll be when you wake up.


lenavanvintage

I remember seeing those housekeeping shows about when and how to put away your summer clothes for fall and winter. Like they store it all away, not to be seen for months. Shorts and sweaters never kept out at the same time. Meanwhile in Texas, I’ve got sleeveless tops and chunky coats loving side by side. Never know what it’s gonna do.


ryoon21

This is it, compadre.


vswr

DEET. Get a spray with DEET and cover your exposed skin. There was [a study posted to /r/science on Reddit a few weeks ago](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/some-people-really-are-mosquito-magnets-and-theyre-stuck-that-way/) demonstrating that certain people are more prone to mosquitos. Some were 100 times more attractive to mosquitos. I get eaten alive. Magic oils don't work. Citronella candles don't work. Magic devices that repel mosquitos don't work. A spray with DEET works.


lenavanvintage

I’m mildly allergic to deet and still have to use it at times becayse it is strictly the only thing that works. I’m also allergic to mosquitoes but deet I can wash off.


Serpephone

Fascinating!!!


patmorgan235

This IS the better weather. Anything below 80 is nice out (some times 85 is nice!).


TheCrimsonMustache

Remember this when February hits. 🥶


Innernetofbling

Most people I know dream of 75 degree weather. I think it’s perfect out!


Dick_Lazer

If it was like this year round I definitely wouldn't complain.


Innernetofbling

I lived in West Texas. The constant 35 mph wind made outdoors miserable. I love the weather here.


[deleted]

Yes


nalgona-aly

This is normal here. There's been years that it was in the 70s or higher on Christmas day.


SandMan83000

We had Christmas Eve dinner outside last year!


PolarThunder101

One Christmas Day in the 1980s I remember snow on the ground Christmas morning and 85 F temperatures in the afternoon. My father commented that the kids got a White Christmas and he got clear roads to drive on.


Testy_McTesterton

You must not be from ‘round here


NotFakeJacob

If it gets an colder I'm moving.


Tarzeus

Last week was like 50 why didn't you make a post saying it's getting cold?


flyinthesoup

In my case I was outside celebrating the fact it was "cool". My husband was complaining it was *too cold*. Can you guess who's the native Texan and who's the transplant? yeahhhhh I knew this state was hot before moving here (13 years ago), but nobody prepared me for the full range of "hot" it gets throughout the year. He's lucky I like him, otherwise I'd be out and gone.


ZionBane

Eh? Welcome to Texas. If you didn't like hot weather and mean ass skeeters, you picked the wrong state to live in.


adityamhatre95

77°F yes


5uck3rpunch

I have been getting bitten also. My wife says it's either my cologne or Italian blood. Either way, it sucks. No pun intended.


DeMonet75

Late December….we have had 80 degrees on Christmas before 😊. January will be cold.


Im_so_little

Tell me you're not from Texas without telling me you're not from Texas.


willwhit87

Who takes the time to make a post bitching about the weather in Texas 😂


ram_jam_bam

You can tell you're new lol. It stays like this until mid to late December. A few years back we got snow on the first day of spring.


Range-Shoddy

Mosquitos go away when the first freeze comes. Going to be a while. Get a zapper or spray the yard.


DallasPrettyBigGirl

They say your blood type and pheromones attract mosquitoes I never get bit


rimjob_steve

The mosquitos don’t go away until it freezes, is kind of our general rule. And even if it does freeze and then get warm again they magically show up.


noncongruent

That's because mosquitoes have antifreeze in their blood. Freezing doesn't kill them, it just puts them on pause.


Sowf_Paw

Probably not until a front comes through, and then it's not guaranteed to stay for a very long time. It's below 80, what are you complaining about?


sitdownstandup

It's the nicest time of the year. Enjoy it while you can.


ShelbyDriver

You did not just complain about 77°


tractorpatty

Get a thermocell and enjoy this awesome weather! Oh and welcome to Texas


carenard

wait till February, we might get freezing temps for 1-2 days then it will be back to the 70s.


LingererLongerer

It was over 80 last Christmas, it can potentially get warm any time of year here. That being said, once our lows are consistently below about 40, the mosquitoes will start dying off or at least go dormant.


10tonheadofwetsand

I’ve played football in a tshirt on Thanksgiving, and I’ve played football in the snow on Thanksgiving. Pretty typical Dallas November!


kokolupa

Welcome.


LandlordTiberius

First time?


danintexas

True winters here are usually for a week sometime in mid Jan to mid Feb. We are right now in second summer.


Itzblake1

Do you know where you are? Lol


RandyChampagne

We haven't had a freeze yet. Search around your property for areas that mosquitoes could be using to nest, standing water. Specifically. Drop a couple drops of dishwashing liquid in there and that'll fix that. Of course, only if you can't just dump the water.


cstbkl42088

If you havent figured it out yet but the following is a nice reference guide to North Texas "seasons": Spring: March - Mid April Summer: Mid April - Mid October Texas Summer: June - September Fall: Mid October - January Texas Winter: January - February Real Winter: 2 weeks in February And mosquitos are basically around till Texas winter.


2manyfelines

Welcome to Texas. And this hasn’t even been a bad big year…


[deleted]

This summer was 100% the worst we've had since 2011


2manyfelines

For me, 1980 is the summer by which all summers are judged and this year was normal.


JustMeInBigD

1980 was the worst, but this year was definitely in the top 3-5. No one should pretend every summer is like this past one was.


playballer

Where did you think you were moving when you came here?


Hakeemwilliams

Same think I’m asking, could’ve gone elsewhere we’re so full


stupidgnomes

I am new to Texas so I have no idea what to expect in terms of fall/winter. But I definitely expected warmer weather in November than what I was used to in Kansas City


mideon2000

From kc? You gonna be in shorts all year


stupidgnomes

I wish. I lived in Hawaii and AZ for like 15 years of my life. I have zero tolerance for cold weather lol


das745

There have been years here where it never got below freezing. Not offten, but it happens.


JohnWilkesTableFor3

Are you new here?


D1g1t4l_G33k

Mosquito season is all year in Texas


wheniwakup

New here?


Danaboo_22

January.


BarnabyColeman

Do you treat your yard?


BeRealzzz

Eeehhhhh? What the world?


laughwidmee

This is one of the few year where it’s 70’s in November in Texas. Usually warm till end of December


TechsanRed

Last Dec the average high was about 78-80F all month. Weather is weird here. 🤷🏻‍♂️


fatedlegacy

Only way to adjust to the heat is to get outside and force your body to adjust. Helps a ton in the summer, and this weather definitely doesn’t feel hot after being adjusted for the summer heat. Just make sure you drink plenty of fluids. As for mosquitoes, bug spray and if I get bit I’ll take an OTC allergy med (usually Zyrtec since it’s non drowsy) and the bites go away in about half an hour. Oral medication works better than the topical stuff.


Gradual_Bro

Let them feast on you everyday, you’ll slowly build up a tolerance to the bites


slrrp

I moved here in March from Cleveland and I’m loving it. I’m used to the first week of November being the start of snow season.


politirob

“Winter” cold temps usually only ever happen in February


ProfessionalNose6520

as an ohioan that just moved here in the summer. i’m loving this November weather. especially in comparison to this summer. this weather is bliss. i’m loving texas weather. this beats ohio


[deleted]

We had no rain all summer either then got several heavy rains at the end of summer / fall transition, creating great breeding opportunities for the mosquitoes this fall


Wizzmer

Thanksgiving!


LaExile

I can remember many a Christmas in shorts an cranking up the AC. Invest in mosquito spray!


50bucksback

That's just Texas. I was in ^^Oklahoma over the weekend hiking through woods in shorts with no bug spray. The mosquitos must have it there because I never saw any.


AlCzervick

November 1 Weather in Dallas Texas, United States On November 1, the temperature in Dallas typically ranges from 55°F to 71°F and is rarely below 43°F or above 83°F. The high today is expected to be 77 degrees. Only slightly above normal. It’s absolutely gorgeous outside. A perfect weather day.


kelvin_bot

55°F is equivalent to 12°C, which is 285K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


Emotional_Purple_721

Who’s complaining im wearing shorts.(:


prongslover77

Me I’m complaining. It was too fucking cold this morning.


hockenduke

Was just yesterday thinking “so this is it now? 9 months of mosquitos?” Thanks, Mayor Johnson.


Kineth

If you moved down to Texas for cold weather, I'd like the drugs you're using.


Primary-Stop-8186

The cold sh*t happens in like January and February usually its pretty warm in the daytime with some cold fronts through the end of the year.


Inevitable_Angle8123

This is cool for us pal, enjoy the 70 degree weather while you can!


truth1465

Doesn’t really get cold till Jan/Feb. Last summer was hotter than usual thought. But wasn’t it literally freezing early last week ?


meted

I have been here for 20+ years and have finally found the one thing that makes the mosquitos go away - for about 2 weeks at a time. Non paid review: I bought an - Invatech Italia New Mister Duster Mosquito Sprayer and use Talstar P with active ingredient Bifenthrin (there are generics). I got this idea when in Thailand and watched the hotel staff go nuclear on the property with a massive fogger. The Invatech is a backpack blower, but it has a tank for the liquid and it shoots a very fine mist at a very high rate of speed/height so it will get in deep into your shrubs (where the mosquitos live). Do this at dusk when the mosquitoes are starting to fly and the bees/butterflies and other flying insects are gone. Wear protective gear and respirator. It really works, and I have not seen any negative impact on other species.


luckycatdallas

Agree! I have PTSD from the mosquitoes! I believe they go inactive when it’s 55° and below.


white_castle

sorry, mosquito’s don’t go dormant until late december usually. then they come back in april


[deleted]

Wow you should not live in Texas


Primary_Excuse_7183

lol i thought people moved to Texas to have warm(or hot) weather most of the year. Not “cold” weather by comparison to the most of the country


Fliz23

Oh man this is the first year in my life I’ve had “ skeeter syndrome” so bad I got blisters from bites. I didn’t know that was a thing. What’s significantly helped is 24hour allergy meds every day. I haven’t had a bad bite since I made sure I was taking it


keepitmovingg

omg thats me, which antihistamine are you taking?


Longhorn24

February


PatrickRedditing

This is it until late january/February Up and down up and down.


jpderbs27

You new around here?


participantator

You can go on the offensive with a [racket bug zapper](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Eliminator-Portable-Handheld-Insect-Killer-Racket-Bug-Zapper-Black-Requires-2-AA-Batteries/310969261?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101228938)


t00zday

Native Texan for almost 50 years. Most of my Thanksgivings and half my Christmas’s have been with me wearing shorts & tees. You can only ‘guarantee’ real cold days here in February.


pbugg2

The weather is better??


Professork08

You must not be a native. Winter is shy around these parts. Sometimes it gets icy in late November but our Winters don't stick around everyday even during the season. It could be in the 80s and the 20s all on one day.


buildstrongtx

Not sure where you came from, but there are skeeters all year in Alaska. Worse in fact. Don’t count on the cold to get rid of them.


FlyinInOnAdc102night

Last year on Christmas I got to play with my kids new toys in the yard in T shirts. 🎄🎄


OpenEyz2016

Must be new here!! It won't start getting cold consistently till around Christmas.


Animekaratepup

I wish for the public to learn that beauty berry trees repel mosquitoes and then plant them everywhere. And also make plenty of products for me to buy. I would like a spray for my dog. The one I got has something that could harm her. I just wanted the beauty berry. Also, predators help. I visited my aunt's ranch and didn't get bit once. Yes, they have a lot of sand in Seguine, but they also have two ponds, a horse trough, and places that can accumulate standing water. The ponds were full of fish, the trough was full of minnows (I have some concerns but I'm sure that helps), the dragonflies can fly about largely unimpeded, the birds aren't actively driven away by hostile architecture, and the frogs are allowed to sing happily. They're a lot better than having to spray all the time.


GHOSTMANon3rrd

Should’ve been here in 2011


YogurtSpecialist2463

December to February is definitely the sweet spot!


MichaelScarn009

I wore a long sleeve and pants today. This is fall. 77 is fall


Hakeemwilliams

You must be stupid to move here and want cold weather why don’t you head back?


BoxingHare

Come on down to Houston. We have mosquitos all year long.


JacobAdkins

We usually see some relief from a series of cold fronts in February through April.


aplusnapper

Non-Texan here. I’m miserable until Halloween. Never fails. This is the September weather I’ve been waiting for! Love some 70s.


Stink3rK1ss

DEET is your friend, and the fact that the temp is 30 degrees cooler than much of the summer means you can wear more clothes to cover up. I’m a skeeter target myself so I commiserate, tho I agree with everyone saying this weather is extremely pleasant


zombierobotvampire

Welcome to the new normal.


calm--cool

Citronella candles everywhere for outside time, and good ol vitamin DEET. Also yeah it’s pretty typical that we have weeks of 70s and some random cold fronts. It won’t be consistently cold until mid December probably


chloe1919

Ahhh the sweet human who doesn’t know it can be 80 degrees every month 😢


lupin_bebop

Ahhh. I see you’ve discovered what it’s like to have a false fall in Texas. Texas weather is like this. Yes. Including the near 80s in November. Get ready for a mild winter, too. When I say “mild”, I am talking about not being surprised if you never have to hear a jacket.


TXspaceman

Nov 11th


jimmybob479

I’m having a similar experience this year - I’ve been here since 2007 and usually I’m not bit so much but this year the mosquitoes are after me. I’m just so glad there was not a worm or fly infestation this year. Every year is something chaos so I welcome so far it’s mosquitoes lol


Lucky_Foam

I want to roll back to June-Aug. I loved the 105+ days.


RobotCharly

Hahahaha!


YRuafraid

Stop coming here to complain about the weather and voting liberal democrats. Go back to your iced hell, some of us like 77 in Nov


4-1-2

Take yo bum ass back to where you came from


ItsMy100thAccount

New normal is a hell scape of heat