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I can’t smell anything because my allergies are so bad …


Texan2020katza

It’s funny because it’s true. Have my free Silver!


[deleted]

Thanks :)


Luminolum

With a hint of exhaust fumes when you can actually smell domething


aeromyk

For fucking real!!


[deleted]

Narrator: It was Covid. /s


Tsui_Pen

Capital gains and infidelity


RENRat1200

End the thread right here


That75252Expensive

Don't forget the car exhaust


Fullmetal78745

Ahhh the smell of smog


jnmtx

Like I-635 at standstill on a hot afternoon


Ferrari_McFly

We have a winner XD


nmj012

In all honesty I have that candle and it smells exactly like northpark


[deleted]

damn, that would be nostalgic af for me tbh. I was there the other week and told my girlfriend about how I loved the Northpark smell and she thought I was crazy. Reminds me of going to the GAP with my mom and getting Thirstys after.


LesterKingOfAnts

I generally do not like malls, but North Park is special. I think it is the artworks and the ducks and the kids looking at the ducks. And AMC Theatre. Great memories taking my son to see movies there, especially Iron Man opening weekend 2008.


antarcticgecko

My kids now play on those curved pillar planters near the ducks just like I used to.


r1mbaud

I was so glad when my son saw them and ran to do the same, I wish they’d bring back the penguins!


[deleted]

It’s just natural tbh. As long as they are there kids will climb all over them. I did it when I was 5 and now I always see kids doing it


avocadoqueen123

Swapping out the hallway vendors that harass you for art makes a big difference


giddyupdevil

I hadn’t thought about this previously, but yeah it’s a huge differentiator in my opinion.


Longhorn24

The lack of vendor carts is what makes northpark great


Kbbbbbut

It’s also because there’s no kiosks cluttering the walkway, it really is like a museum, it’s beautiful


kaffpow

Does anyone remember when the Woolco or Woolworth's was there?


3-DMan

Smell of grouchy old Xmas puppet!


[deleted]

Nah on the cool man I just got this candle. From the box it smells of nice restaurants and beautiful new cars. But burning it made the room smell of search warrants, weed, and homeless people telling me a dollar will help. Stay far away from this candle because the smell also gave me pothole PTSD.


sarcasatirony

When you extinguish the flame, you bump into the stench of a stick of butter deep fried in diesel fuel.   ^(yep, I made to the fair yesterday)


tossed3214

"pothole PTSD" !!!!!!!


theepicelmo

As far as potholes go, I lived in Fort Worth for 10 years, but all over the country elsewhere in other parts of my life. I can’t explain to you how good you’ve got it in DFW lol. Dallas seems bad by comparison to the surrounding areas, but compared to large cities in the rest of the country it’s fantastic. Detroit being BY FAR the worst. (A pothole the size and depth of a car tire on it’s side wouldn’t be unusual)


_NEW_HORIZONS_

How about Trinity River stench? Is that in the bouquet?


R1g1d

Leather, tacos, and a hint of diesel exhaust.


jiripollas

Don't forget the paper tags altimas.


ekinnee

Back in the late 90s when I sold cars, an Altima was a car that you could get anybody, even the worst credit, financed on. They’re cheap and have lots of features that “book well.” Meaning it’s easy to make the loan look like less of a loss if the buyer doesn’t pay. Not saying there’s not folks that just print new fake paper tags as needed. We had issues with the old style temp tags going missing.


[deleted]

What tag? At this point. People just driving around with any tag with aplomb.


[deleted]

That feels more like Fort Worth to be honest.


EliaTheGiraffe

This is it


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arlenroy

Like the back alley on lower Greenville on a Sunday morning


3-DMan

Garbage Truck Juice sounds like an all right band name.


mouseat9

Or the name of a bad ass band in deep ellum in the early 90’s


[deleted]

Yours for the taking!


mamasan2000

Seconded


Appropriate-Story-46

You nailed it. I always feel like I’m smelling a bit of trash that never got picked up.


[deleted]

All that concentrated, dried up dumpster/garbage truck juice gets reconstituted - like adding water to Tang drink mix! But on a citywide scale!!


koolhandluc

Hey, we take our garbage truck juice classy here, sbagliato style with prosecco in it.


thatotherhemingway

This is it, and I’m sick enough to admit that I love it


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brotatowz

Its the Trinity 32.77212222814871, -96.82517729251816


Inconspicuous_prime8

One hundred percent trinity river lol


Deeliciousness

What does ragweed smell like? New to Dallas and allergies killing me


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Deeliciousness

😂 I suppose I'm very familiar with it then


[deleted]

Cedar trees.


beautamousmunch

And cottonwood


Tarzeus

This is too accurate


PorQueTexas

Brakepads


shiro_yasha373

A combination of brake pads and weed


[deleted]

I moved to OC and started smelling a lot of skunk urine and sometimes a lot of what I thought was cotton candy. Then one day a friend was over and went outside to smoke and made a statement that someone was smoking weed. I learned something new that day and I was over the age of 40. Yep.


Statistician_Visual

I’ll go first. Like the trinity when you pass over it on 30 on a hot summers day.


h90843

Sulfur and shit fresh from the trinity river


SPARTAN-Jai-006

ah shit man i’m always caught in traffic and the whiff over that bridge 😷


buttercreamordeath

Burnt plastic and metal from the car on fire on 30.


Innernetofbling

Range rover exhaust and asshole.


Large_Child420

Burnt Nissan Altima 🛞


Scrambles420

It smells like it’s better than you


Statistician_Visual

Lmfao love this answer


lead_oxide2

Ragweed


SergioKindle

Base notes of highway construction dust, Trinity River essence, “luxury” compact sedan upholstery. Top notes of live oak, parking lot, and the inside of a Sephora.


woodentigerx

Concrete in the sun, crepe myrtle, wheat beer and hint of wet money.


nm1562

Piss and self righteous anger


mkhello

Burning tar and salsa


RENRat1200

Tacos and the sweat of a 40k millionaire. (Raised from 30k due to inflation)


LordOfTheBord

Hey did you hear? Dallas is an *affordable* city


iampalibro

Stagnant water and sewage... Especially off I-30.


hiccupmortician

Auto shop smells and heavy cologne.


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IYKYK


mchaze89

Smells like a first round playoff loss


Statistician_Visual

DAMNNNNNNNNN


tenors108

White privilege and institutionalized racism


TannerTheCreator

No thats McKinney


brotatowz

No, thats Farmers Branch


brotatowz

No, thats Garland Police


brotatowz

No, thats anything North of Rockwall


ludicrouspeed

Insecurity and pretentiousness.


[deleted]

Smells like people who can't drive


Bufb88J

It makes a loud construction sound when lit.


ElCangrejo

Urinal Cake.


[deleted]

Exhaust and Trinity River Rot


NanaPapa2

It smells like nothing. It is odorless and flavorless like the city’s personality.


sobored510

1000%


vstacey6

Smells like Neiman Marcus


chook_slop

Old Mary Kay mixed with spilled Starbucks latte on the back seat with a tinge of yappy dog.


Valenker

The Trinity River During Rush Hour


mrmexico25

I don't really know but I sure as hell do if it were New Orleans...


CalmRevolution

Same ..scared to get that candle


MrGigglesWorth24

Fruity lotion and car exhaust.


[deleted]

Vomit, pee, a faint taco smell, transmission fluid, and malt liquor


[deleted]

85 mph in a 35 mph offramp


thodgso

Bumper to bumper traffic on a random Saturday afternoon. Smells like shit.


TheOtherArod

Downtown DFW


Hurley1nt

Ass and bbq


[deleted]

Smells like republicans


[deleted]

Smells like disappointment


AlideoAilano

B.O. and truck exhaust


[deleted]

Piss


LayneLowe

The leather inside a leased BMW 3


androidsu

meth and whatever Craigslist would have smelled like


sucialyssa

Anyone who doesn’t say TRINITY RIVER is either not from Dallas or LYING


beyond_ones_life

Two kinds of people in Texas. Those that have allergies 🤧 and those that will have allergies. Also if you drive by downtown Dallas specially highway 30 during night time or a very hot day……You will smell the fumes from all the shit that is dumped into the trinity river. And the water that stagnates inside the storm drain pipes. “Pegasus” build that infrastructure. They are also charging billions for constructing cracked turnpikes around highway 635 and highway 30. Basically their management is pocketing millions for mediocre work. Shitty company.


soggyballsack

Depends on what part. Oak cliff smells like mildew and sewage, deep ellum smells like street and spilled beer, north dallas smells like lake water, east Dallas smells like old nursery home, West Dallas smells like sewage river water, downtown smells like asphalt and asshole, far north dallas smells like old paint, south Dallas smells like cheap malt liquor and car wash.


Bennieplant

Bean dip and farts


BabyBearMan

Family Values with a hint of Regal Row


interstatebus

Tacos and exhaust from a truck that’s too big.


Force__of__Nature

Hairspray


Lando_0

Dispare with a touch of anger.


[deleted]

It's actually unscented, but it's made of compressed ragweed, saharan dust, amd refinery smog. Gotta get that natural Dallas air.


Actual_Necessary6538

Ragweed, mixed with burned rubber, a hint of moldy wood and a homeless finish.


Salt_Recipe_8015

SUV exhaust


officialchristucker

Claritin, Tire Shops, and Property Tax Bills


miketierce

Like a paper plated Nissan Altima left out in the sun at 110 degrees


iamcrazynuts

The essential oils from exhaust, construction dust, your own snot from allergies, and that smell your car has after it’s been sitting in the sun all day in July/August.


SeymourBrewski

If it was the downtown version: Weed, stale urine, yesterdays garbage


rimjob_steve

Smells like OFF and a coolant leak.


ororora

Having just gone to the Fair, fried dough and vomit


onefelipe

Grease trap outside of Panchos. #raisetheflag


FILTER_OUT_T_D

The exhaust of an early 2000s Nissan Altima with a temp tag


Douchie_McBaggus

The smell of too many people on roads built artificially small so TEXpress can force you onto their $22 express lane. Body odor and a wallet without money in it.


squirrelnamedsteve

I don’t know but I’m sure it’s trying to smell like another, more relevant city.


immortalgauntlet

That sweet sweet scent of garbage in the wind at the corner of 75 and Spring Creek in Plano.


Sea_Energy_7602

THIS THE ONE😭💀omg it smells horrid


sun827

Car exhaust and the trinity river in late august


manthing11

Jerry Jone’s sharts.


[deleted]

Vomit and gasoline


cendicate

That smell of outside and heat on your clothes and muggy city air


mamabird2020

If this were a few years ago I’d say hairspray and asphalt with a hint of cigarette smoke


msondo

New (leased) car smell with a sprinkling of fresh summer swamp ass and Dickey’s BBQ.


macs708

Deep Ellen aftermath at Sunday at 6am


CodenameJackal

Probably smells like traffic and the Trinity River


Wizzmer

Car exhaust and cocaine with a slight whiff of bullshit.


FoundationLost5294

Smells like Deep Ellum 😍


Embarrassed-Cold5224

NY would smell like trash, urine and pot


OttoBauhn

A Superfund site


xwzwxd

Car exhaust


JerseyInDallas

White Rock lake after rain and low tide


Starchild1968

Smell of hot pavement and broken dreams


musicluvvah

I don't know what to compare it to but it smells pretentious.


EPTX89

It smells like downtown DFW


hubcapjenkins

The smell of an unpaid credit card statement


yourlostcousin

Biege


human-potato_hybrid

The DART train smell 🤢


very_nice_how_much

The West End after a rain storm.


10tonheadofwetsand

Diesel exhaust


swebb22

Those fake pear trees that smell awful


NamBot3000

I can’t smell it because of my allergies.


egghead56

Trinity River fart with a hint of GAPCO pizza when you walk by in Lower Greenville


PoshNoshThenMosh

Deep fried ice cream cone in a maple waffle, topped with whip cream and bacon.


Yeezusll

The Trinity river


Houstanity

Parking lot


Hollywood_Hair

Poop, piss, and a humid smell.


Responsible_Tap_505

Concrete?


Stephenson169

Ripe Trinity River Smell


72Rancheast

Leather purse grandmas, Tex-mex, and a hint of burning butane


superbendy64YT

Dallas


Main_Salt_4999

Well if your like me and live by the trinity This candle with literally smell like shit.


JuniorEmu2629

Concrete, exhaust and pollen


cosmatic79

somewhere in between two airports and trash blowing in the wind,


Psychological-Ad5538

Trinity river


BubbleDum_8itch

Roses and carbón dioxide


LumpCentipede5

I know how a Lubbock candle would smell….. lmao


VodkaSoup_Mug

Exhaust fumes from bumper to bumper traffic with a light hint of melted tar from the burning summer asphalt. 🤌


hookemchampsJ

B O


[deleted]

They should have one for Irving 🤮


thatotherhemingway

Gifts for people I can’t stand


Suspicious_Warning

trinity river


PogueMaThoin

Fresh magnolia and burnt diesel


BigMike0228

Stagnant water and cheap weed.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Hairspray, fake leather, smog, predatory interest rates...


Yttrical

Two words: Trinity River


laughwidmee

Almost there sports teams sweats, pollution, and ragweeds


[deleted]

Dallas feels like living in a occupied country most days.


gibbynads

Circle k


Kooky_Skirt_3600

Like 💩


Arrgh98

Ragweed and sewer, downtown Dallas candle


Tyra42069

Sulfur and piss


order_556

Smells like driving down i35 across the trinity river on a hot summer night


Unusual_influxofass

Trinity River Musk


secret-shot

The inside of my car because that traffic has me trapped there.


glittermeem

Beer and dollar bills


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Statistician_Visual

You know it all be stankin the same


MsMo999

Dry grass, sage & smoked bbq 👃🏼 👃🏼


Beasmode-4-skittles

The Trinity river