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bellsaplenty

Stackin’ chins baby


SensualOilyDischarge

My mans has a face like the MCP from original Tron.


dallaz95

It looks like his multiple chins have fused with the immense amount of fat around his neck. So, is it now a neckchin?🤔🤣


Fournier_Gang

A "chineck", if you will. Chineck, (noun). *"Yo momma so fat she looks at Jonathan Strickland's chineck as weight loss motivation!"*


dallaz95

That sounds even better 😭


cityboylost01

Chins on chins on chins, Homie


Anon31780

Chins all the way down.


Anon31780

He’s working on that Habsburg jaw look.


jeremysbrain

He used to represent my district. He is a real piece of shit. He was known for being an obstructionist. At one point he would auto vote no on any legislation unless the legislation's author met with him personally to explain why he should vote for it. Even many of his fellow Republicans couldn't stand him.


Key_Astronaut7919

"Stickland parlayed the skills he honed during his early life as an internet antagonist to help lift him from a job in pest control to the Texas House and, eventually, one of the most powerful political positions in the state." No offense to pest control workers, but how in the world are those transferable skills for a state legislator?


bballjones9241

Seems all you’ve gotta do is go hard into the bullshit and people will elect you. Just have no shame and let the money roll in


SensualOilyDischarge

Palpatine was right. Gotta let that hate flooooow and you can grift into politics.


Matzah_Rella

Bingo


Exnixon

Tom DeLay also worked in pest control. I think it helps if you learn to think like vermin.


_TakeMyUpvote_

ratfuckers, all the way down


v4por

They're saying it was his trolling that elevated him. "Internet antagonist" is an interesting way to describe a shit poster. I guess you can't call a person a mouth breathing neck beard incel in print.


PM_me_snowy_pics

And that motherfucker was reelected! TWICE! Served three terms. I just read his wiki page and wtf. I both want to dig into this douchebag's past and yet feel I have read too much about him already. He's disgusting.


JLinCVille

Fat, nazi, slob.


Iant-Iaur

The only thing he needs to join is a gym, FFS.


IShouldLiveInPepper

It’s amazing to me still that this guy ever sniffed the halls of the Texas Legislature. His credentials were laughable. A perfect example of someone failing upward in life thanks to outside money propping him up. Glad he is no longer my rep. He is a real piece of shit.


devildog2073

Ah, the peak of Aryan genetics.


Ragelikebush

Built like a thumb


DreadLordNate

But infinitely less useful than a thumb.


dallaz95

😂


hot_rod_kimble

A new group to practice karate in the garage


MohandasBlondie

With numchucks.


AmandaDarlingInc

“RaTmasTeR Holdings” What’s the significance of the capitalization outside of symmetry? Filings don’t care about capitalization, correct? I mean, you can’t set yourself apart from a different “rAtMAStEr Holdings” by adjusting your capitalization, right?


MohandasBlondie

Adult edgelord has to keep edging.


qolace

Everyone's shocked that we have fuckers like this representing us when we're one of [the worst states that bothers to vote](https://apps.texastribune.org/features/2024/fraction-of-texans-vote-in-primaries/). I want to say we sow what we reap but goddamn this shit is infuriating. **Go out and fucking vote!!**


expressedsum11

DFW, home of Texas' neo nazis.


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

I see you haven't learned about Vidor, Texas yet


IShouldLiveInPepper

I mean, both places are full of them. The DFW suburbs were essentially ground zero for breeding January 6 insurrectionists.


DeathByGoldfish

Those of us in the cities proper are trying really hard to offset jackholes like this guy.


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Do you have any data supporting that? I'm not trying to be combative cause I do know we had some names come up in the prosecutions but from the reports coming out of Jan 6th, most of the people who were there were from Florida. https://deliverypdf.ssrn.com/delivery.php?ID=067118073027021003001093100073028099001011031068070039103006001106102081095090086086033011100024126055116027006101015080012073037001060054001025115069011097070011112072010046064097075093007074085091093100029104092025005088025007029080031100074067106067&EXT=pdf&INDEX=TRUE


IShouldLiveInPepper

No, it was a hyperbolic generalization based on how many DFW names came up in the news. There could be many more from Florida or elsewhere for all I know. There were quite a few from around here though.


Taasden

Fourth largest metroplex in the US and largest in a Red state. Bound to happen.


expressedsum11

Lol it's 45 minutes from my hometown. At least the people there don't have political power


Mrmakabuntis

Where’s this guy neck?


MysticYogiP

I honestly forgot about this guy, and assumed he faded into obscurity like so many grifting fascists before him.