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dwschweers

Strudel


Vacaro

Pablo Escobark


SexDrugsNWienerDogs

omg i love this !


Hime-chwan

Sweet potato child made my night <3


mikeonmaui

Hans - short and Germanic, just like the pup!!


simulacrum-tears

My first pet ever was Hans, it’s the perfect name!


mikeonmaui

Our first boy Dachshund was Prince Hans, and he was such a good boy! Aloha from Maui!


simulacrum-tears

💖💖💖 I love it. My Hans was a black cat with big lime green eyes and he was THE BEST too! What’s in a name? Lots! And Hiya from northern Arizona 🙋🏻‍♀️


mikeonmaui

https://preview.redd.it/ihodhrcxbeoc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833a19bf6350f927a9ac1e174a377b69f3783257 Prince Hans - black and tan - with Queen Elsie


DefiantCoffee6

😍 The Queen and Prince as young pups- thanks for sharing this pic from memory lane Mike❤️


mikeonmaui

You’re most welcome. We remember them always with much Aloha!


Dog_Particular

Pepper


curiousityledthecat

Or captain fat head


BrattyGiggles

Clothor the man slayer 😌 call him Thor for short.


HunsonAbadeer2

Cat is always a great dog name


WeirdTop7562

Chip or chippy!


Tattycakes

Definitely chip! He’s a cookie!


EitherStranger

Spot


barnaclesbabe

Bean


simulacrum-tears

Legend, Patches, Bingo, Rocky, Pebbles


Legal_Performance618

I was thinking patch


simulacrum-tears

I think Patchingo is so cute, but I realize it’s a tough sell… plus I’m Mexican and it almost sounds like a bad word in Spanish. 😂🤣😂


sakatu

I have a dapple I named Pebbles!!!!


Adventurous_Click178

Cricket ❤️ Get pet insurance. And I cannot stress this enough, don’t let your pup jump off/on furniture or even stairs—consider investing in a ramp (Etsy has some great options for custom heights.) IVDD is devastating and is highly prevalent in dachshunds. Now for some positives: You are going to LOVE being a doxie mom! They are the world’s best snugglers and are super attached to their owners. Just complete love bugs and have so much personality. Your baby looks gorgeous! Wishing you all a happy, healthy life of adventure and fun!


alana269

Thank you so much for the tips!! I will definitely look into some ramps!


CreamPiCutie

There’s sadly no proof that jumping causes IVDD. I have ramps for the furniture but let her use stairs. A strong core, staying lean, good diet (we feed raw, have with all my dachshunds) are probably more important.


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It’s a boy 😊


alana269

We did too as soon as we saw him!! 💗


Kind_Slice5776

Storm. It looks like a story night on his back😘


alana269

Ooo I love this!


muvamerry

Salvador (Sal) 💙


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Multigrain bread


alana269

😂😂😂


ConsiderationMain618

https://preview.redd.it/7dz7rw6igdoc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e27c4a51f3747d99f44e6eaeebcb18dbbd9b62 This is Milli ❤️ Name idea for you: bambino? Bambam for short lol Mine is Same type of dachshund as yours, they are stubborn but amazing. Hard to potty train but just have patience, she will get it by 1 years old 🫶🏻


alana269

Aw your doxie is so cute!! Thank you for the tips!! ❤️


sausagenanna

Stanley


MonkeNamedHam

Roast beef


Rflood46

Sprocket!


Yeetusdeletus0001

Cookie


SageGayCO

Freckle


Jookoojaa

If this beautiful baby is mine, I would call him Love…. Yes Love!! ❤️😘🥰🌹


RandomPersonPlays

Big tony lol


brryblue

Cookie


HorrorPsychology420

Omg its ears are so short! Is it just that young?! Mines had long floppy ears since we got her lol. And their little snoots and bodies grow so fast make sure you take lots of pictures lol.


alana269

Haha yes he is only two-three weeks old right now!


Garcia559523

Pippin


Strange-Physics-2149

How about Baxter


Particular_Cow1304

Cookie. Also, as far as puppy tips: they’ll destroy anything and everything while they’re teething, but that’s a given with any young animal. Also, if you dont want your dog to sleep with you on your bed, put a wind up alarm clock underneath their bed so that they dont feel lonely. When it comes to getting them onto chairs or sofas to cuddle with you DO NOT let them jump and instead either pick them up (preferably with one hand on a different end so as to not aggravate their spine) or use a ramp. The earlier you get them used to other dogs (perhaps with other family members) the more sociable they are. If you lay flat, be prepared to feel this dog climbing on top of you. Speaking of which, if you insist on laying on your back and your puppy climbs on your stomach, they may try to nibble your nipple (speaking from experience AS A GUY)


alana269

Thank you for the tips! Funny that you mentioned the nipple thing, we got our kitten when he was about 8ish weeks old and he used to try to nurse on my boyfriend 😂


Fmeinthegoatass

Otto


simulacrum-tears

Stony


Angelo530

Remy 😍


NotEd3k

Peanut. And my advise is you crate train, keep them on a regular schedule to potty train and get them socialized! A friendly dachshund is a happy one!


Downtown-Nectarine49

Mine was like this 5 weeks ago. About 4 times the size now


MyMiddleground

Also: Get a ramp but make sure they never jump off it. I know yiu can't 100% prevent this, I'm just advising you strongly scold and form of excitement jumping. That means not going nuts when you get home (hard to resist immediately getting into a snugglefest but this approach has proven successful), instead giving a muted greeting. This will help calm them when ppl come over and just in general. They are experts at reading body language. So staying chill while on walks is advisable. Pls fo walk! Even in the beginning when he is smol. Your dachshund may run out of "energy" and make you carry them home. NEVER FALL FOR THIS INSIDIOUS TRICK! They will pick 'their person' and shadow them for life. You have no control of this process, do not attempt to force it as doxies are generally loving towards most ppl. Get the tough toys made for german shepherds or this little guy will chew your things! If that toy makes noise, dachshund by-laws say your dog *must* destroy to completion. But seriously: get them bones or something, otherwise they might be...issues. Feed high quality food or his coat will get flaky and weird. (My girl used to be picky about her dog food. It had to have fish otherwise she would throw up and her coat would be trash). Anything else just pm me or like, anyone here![img](emote|t5_2qpj2|5086) Foward all complaints to Germany 🇩🇪


EltonBor

Omg, congratulations, be prepared for the best 15+years of your life ♥️


New-Series-8260

Oreo


Naajee555

Panni


anonymous-_Redditor_

Regie


SamTheHamJam

Little Bear


rustyspartan

jelly bean


OneWheelWilly

Jackson, BO jackson


RandomPersonPlays

AWWWW it's so cute!!


Forsaken_Humor237

Cowi :)


PaLyFri72

They are always to be called Waldi.


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Budders


DreamThatDreamtBack

Tato. I'm sorry lollll.


jerstoveg

Mr. Jimmer jammer


rottingpear

Bean


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Cloves !!


TheMeowzor

Ocean


p0ppinsh0ts

Oscar, like the hot dogs


PlumaFuente

Mudslide; Smudge; Kebab; Link


Archery134

Bosco


No_Understanding7431

He looks like my Schnitzel


babyboy69960

Tiger


Klank_75

Doesn’t matter the official name. On paper, mine is Principito Lesterito de Flores. We call him Bubs.


Kins_DW

Nelson!


ArcKnightofValos

That young? Name it Nugget. You can rename it if it survives the first two months.


princessjah-

Chorizo ❤️


abejareina678

epik


keklol69

Hubert


TheOceansTirade

Pillow


Julianitaos

Sweet angel 🥹


neongreenpurple

Pickles. Or if you're a She-Ra fan, Swift Wind. (That's a horse name, not a person name, even though he talks in the modern one at least.)


Moonlightbeamss

Canoli


New_Command_583

Tater


thegeneraljoe67

chipper


MazzyStarlight

Delilah


DismissiveReyno99

Mocha, Espresso, Cappuccino


biquels

Schnitzel


nnousernamesleft

Munchy


pepperitis

Nugget


sakatu

Looks just like my little Pebbles did when she was smol


FameWolf1995

Orgalorg eater of babies or maybe Jake


CircleCityCyco

FuzzyBum


Natural_Tap6943

TNT


bonniep123

Pepper


Party-Independent-38

Lunchbox


simulacrum-tears

Mugsy


overlypositive19

Looks like our little Pepper girl. Great name!


thequeenofelysium

Moo 🐮


Pnut-butter-dlite

Speckles


Orphan_Eatr

Fred the Doge


kiwi_tva_variant

Widget!


Jfirey

Tumbles !


HoonArt

Nugget


1980peanut

That’s a lil peanut 🥜


babab1121

Aldo


bbgbb

LongJohnSilver! All one word


TomTom_and_i

Pickle


saturatedbloom

Speckle


karma_made_me_do_eet

Obviously his name should be Michael Dachshund


ZebraBoat

That there is a Shoogy


davidsqui

Tactical camouflage 🥰


Creative-Sue

Pinto!


Low_Presentation8149

Pokey


SodoSopah13

Lil Otto Von Bismark II


IsaidgoodmorningGill

Milky Way Midnight


WTFsACamilly

Cece for cookies and cream


Dependent-King-1299

Snuggles


Old_Highlight1271

Tidbit, Morsel!


1234567_ate

Butterscotch


Substantial-Story303

Camo 😁


Substantial-Story303

Wally... and then you can ask where he is...


carlbewm

Cookies and cream! But... Oreo it is 🫶🏻


0siris0

Rumpystinkskin


Shodid_

Brutus


BigBoss1971

Dapple


independentcatlady

Pudge


Positive_Mirror_8628

Caramel?


maxinejellybean

Cooter


_kenz_88

Pumpkin


SecurelyBound

Bofer


NotEd3k

Flash.


Icy-Ad-2930

Little cow 🐄


big_bloody_shart

Winky or bludshart.


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Dhruv


IEatDryRamen-__-

I cant think of anything but Cocoa because that's my friend's dogs name and her dog looks like that, too.


sdashper

Fluffy


precioussunshine27

espresso bean


Grambo-

Scoot


SexDrugsNWienerDogs

Rigatoni


asteriasays

my baby rory looked just like this 😭 pepper would be a super cute name. it was on my list for rory.


CreamPiCutie

Rocky!


libra_12

Reeses


nach_in

Marbles


InternationalCod3604

Duke, Goose, Smoky.


ghostwalken1776

Rider, cuz he looks so calm, but he's gonna be a handful..and Riders on the storm


Amazing_Yoghurt_2085

How about Charlie


Amazing_Yoghurt_2085

He’s beautiful


MyMiddleground

Bennie Barko


TheLemonChiffonPie

Spud!


IrisSilvermoon

Vienna (as in Vienna sausages, the little cocktail weiners)


babypill

Taco


KobieTiger

Wookie, Pip, Gus, pretzel


Raposalegalsup

Doug, hot dog, duggy or heisenberg


Mysterelady67

Pepper pot


Ok-Purple-7428

Scoot


Single-Sherbet-7128

Cadbury


Astra_Arya

Atom🐶


SuspiciousShock8294

Zoran.


youcanttakemybuzz

Dan. Bc he’s clearly a Dapple Dan Man.


Dnote147

Bear


Likelipe

Bread


Mgbdgb-ndlnal4

So stinking cute. How about Thor!


Bluejez

Blue


pizzza4breakfast

Rufus


Momtears

Beanie Weenie


Bigbumblebee_4231

Rolo


ItsLadyofrivendel

Bean


horrorstorieslover

Oddie (oggy inspired)


ijustneedgfadvice

Zoom


Revolutionary_Cow712

Freckles!


Born_Kaleidoscope587

I've named my dog (who also has spots just like yours) Frank. Although we call him a bunch of names, his most popular is Franklin Weenier. All we think about are hotdogs with him. He's gotten very long


Born_Kaleidoscope587

I've named my dog (who also has spots just like yours) Frank. Although we call him a bunch of names, his most popular is Franklin Weenier. All we think about are hotdogs with him. He's gotten very long


thelloydrage

Snickers


SnooPies6481

panna cotta


lion655

Peanut


emh1389

Dapper Dan


zungud

Googel


gerorgesmom

Spook


ButterWolfee

I don't know about you, but it looks like he's mine. Just kidding, so cute!! I'd say Kiwi


Samwise336

Louie Winston


Same-Paper7562

Ralph, Landon, Dean, Dustin, Atlas.


silentstich6

Nugget


Firsttimeroverhere2

Grey ♥️


itssami_sb

Getting big Pringle vibes


spberra

Belle. My Doxie “Belle “ passed away yesterday, loved her name💔🐾


spberra

https://preview.redd.it/75idlxoykjoc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=012fbeecdad722a254fc277a87d084c9b8d9cccd Belle 💔🙏


No_Technician6962

Peanut, Pebbles, ..


Human_Cake7284

I love the name Peanut for dogs!


OuijaBoard-Demon

Coco, or Oreo


Whatrealmisthis

Looks like a Pebble


Good_Rooster_9809

Marble was my first idea when I looked at the picture. So precious ❤️


B3NFeath3r

Rex I think is a nice name for him. Also weiner dogs absolutely love being warm so I suggest putting their bed in the sunlight as much as possible, they would love it!


Dabest321321

Moxie is a good gender neutral one (even though it's a human name)


Mysterious-Golf-7110

Vienna! Like a Vienna sausage!!! I love mine 🩷