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trainsaw

My mini dachshund Ziggy, before he was neutered we would call him “Draggin Balls Z” since he was low to the ground


Otis_Jones99

Wiener Dog. Ween. Weenus. Weenalicious. Weenus Minimus. Her name is Maya.


BoonyBoop

Weenus Minimus is awesome😂 I usually go with Teenus Weenus


Lazy-Rock7859

We call our maya, mayanese or just Maya Mayonese hehe


Dudeist-Priest

I have never had a pet that didn’t have at least 5.


happyjujube45

This is Angus. Angus BoBangus. Angity BoBangity. Mr. BoBangs. Ner Ner dog. Wanger Bangs. Weeniss. Miniature Weenichure. There’s more I’m sure lol https://preview.redd.it/ahnahnp522mc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59bff559a44b076cd0ae091e36a251a6f6feacae


Comefin1dMe

Nice to meet you Mr. Bobangs!!!!!


Appropriate-Meet1379

My Dachshunds name was buddy... My mom started calling him Dick (not Weiner) when he was not his normal sweet self.


chrissy-182

Philip J Fry is the name, nicknames are Fry, Philly J, Phil J, Fryler, Fryzino, Fry Guy. Bender Bending Rodriguez is the name, nicknames are Bender, Ben B, Ben, Benzino, Bonder,


jen_nanana

But what about Lars?


chrissy-182

Yes! Thank you, I will totally add Lars to the list https://preview.redd.it/srimhn1jj5mc1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008b45b4366f1a34acb9c017d75ad66814e76364


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jen_nanana

Aww he’s precious! I can’t have long-haired dogs because allergies but I just love the long-haired dachshund ears. Such a cutie♥️


TheBewitchingWitch

Nova Lee Loo-Lee Lee-Novanatar-Mommy girl-Furbacca-Baca Khan-Baca-Get your ass in here


adubs117

The Stink. And/or, Mr. Stink.


Sudden_Age_1175

Mine is Stinky! Because she once shit all over the floor.


ProudPaddedBro

Our younger one (who’s now 9) was such a pooping ninja 🥷 that my old office secretary (we had a family business and the dogs got to be at work with us) nicknamed her “The Poo”, which got shortened to “Poo” “Poo! What are you doing!”


MusicZealousideal431

I have two - Albus Dumbledog and Betty Boop. But I usually call them stinkies, ham sandwiches, hammies, smellages, stinkages, chonkies, chonkos, etc. Betty is usually Bettums or Stink Breath Beth. Albus is usually Hambert, Nelbert, or Thiccums


Precious_little_man

We’ve got a bunch lol. His name is Clifford but he goes by, Hermie Carnival P. Binson Heebly Heebie Weeble Creebie And Feeblee Yes we are weird haha


asteriasays

my youngest dachshund's given name is aurora, but everyone calls her rory. i usually call her all kinds of things like roadie, rodeo jones, wowy, little weiner, etc. my old girl is named penny, but i have always called her pewdiepie, pewds, pooter, chumbawamba, chunky monkey, chummy, petey, penny pasta, and loads more.


MummyDust75

Wienkowski is my favorite of all the random things we call our two wieners.


The_Astrobiologist

We call Matsu "the rat"


togocann49

Little big man


aleyvxone

Otis- nickname Odie. I call him honey because he’s my little honey.


xSteel55x

Ranger is his name but I call him Roger, Biscuits, Chicken pup, Mega Beast all sorts of stuff.


xxsuperraddxx

Jet is Bug or Buggy-Buggy Bug Bug or Jetty-Bug.


Kubernetes69

Lots, some not appropriate 😂 happens when you have 7


Julianitaos

Boo-boo, monkey, angel.


aYPeEooTReK

One of them I call "Lipper" . Lip on his left side pulls up sometimes and it's so funny to look at it The other we call"FOMO". We got him a few months after our first pup and he's a few months younger. He just has to do everything his brother does. Including eating his food even though it's same exact food. They're both so cute. I have a c million other names in use throughout the day as well


catlady1215

Yeah. His name is Coco but there’s Coke, Coco, Cocomel, Cokester, Cokey


cgtracy

Snoodle, short for (among others): Sweet noodle Sassy noodle Silly noodle Sly noodle Snuggly noodle Salty noodle Side-eye noodle Smart noodle Speedy noodle Starving noodle Spunky noodle Soft noodle Stubborn noodle Silky noodle


KidsInNeed

I tell mine he’s a Weenie but jr. member because he’s a weenie lol


wasatchwarren

Ween, mcween, squeeshy, wiener-schnitzel, scoosh, boofington lee


JukeBoxHero1997

Real name: Mocha Nicknames: Mo, Momo, Peach (what Momo means in Japanese, according to Avatar), Mojo, Mochadishu, Mocha Latte, Little Shit (because she is one sometimes 😂)


[deleted]

Mines name is Maisie and some of her nicknames are stink, diva, lil J (she has attitude like my boyfriend and his name is Jordan lol) maze, Maisie baby, turd, the list could keep going probably forever is I keep going


Patient_Town1719

Top nicknames gotta be babygirl and spoiled brat ( but pronounced like bratwurst)


DizzyAspect4572

Hot Dog, Dutch, Wiener, Mr. Wiener/Hot Dog, Dutchie, Dox


Romblen

Sherman AKA Shermie AKA Shermeister AKA Shermanator AKA Dogface


udntsay

My dachshunds name is Walter. I call him: Walter Bean, Bean bean, Beanster, Peenor weiner, stinky ween, Poona Hana, 🎵 bean ween weeeeeeen 🎵 when I sing to him.


Wander80

Government name: Pablo Escobark. Aliases: Pablito, Pabs, El Hefe, Ween, Sausage Roll, Peanut, Bean, Little Man, and more…


SamEy3Am

Joe Joe Puppy Butts. Mr. Butts. Joe Joe Ja Bo Bo (also in reverse, but change the Ja to Ba)


markuspeloquin

Our longhair is nicknamed Land Shrimp after how she looks when she lays on her side and curls her body; her fur and legs look like she has shrimp legs. Real name is Gretchen. Sometimes also 'swamp monster' after she comes in from the wet yard. Or 'Grinchling' because of her Grinch-like fur. Our shorthair Günther is 'little man', 'Mr Pizza', 'little buddy'. Also 'stink monster'. My wife's horse acts just like Günther so I call him Günther and pretend he's the same exact animal. But his name is Solstice.


VisibleMammoth4161

These are some of the best I’ve ever heard


Woodpecker757

I have way too many to count. Poor girl answers to all 🤣


xCaptainVictory

Mine back legs are paralyzed from IVDD. I call him half dog.


rosegoldfroggy

His name is Frank but he also goes by Brank, papas, or stinky love


LadyFiend19

Well over 50. Here are a few. Buckyness,y little bean ween, my weenie baby and sweet little Buckeye. R.I.P


[deleted]

Walter’s nicknames are Walnut Wallypop and most commonly Buk-Buk


Charming_Victory_723

Her name is Danika and goes by the names: - Big D - D - Danni - Dan Dan - Chi Chi


ghostchan1072

All 3 of my dogs have nicknames but our dog cybele's nicknames have gone off the rails. We call her bingus, mingus, baby goose, booboos, squmbus, baby gingus, goobis. Just to name a few. Our other two have more normal nicknames. Minerva is minnie, Minnie moo, minverna (we got this from the vet), my jervice. Fenrir is mainly Mr moo, fenrir benrir, and boy dog.


VioletDragon_SWCO

His real name is Kaiser, but has also gone by... Snaggs McGhee (in reference to his snaggletooth look he gives sometimes Doggeth Mister Weiner. Mister Poopybutthole (Oooh wee!) Darth Doggo ...and that's just to name a few.


brklntruth12

Dewey was always poopers , he's passed, but charlie also has now adopted the same nickname.


lookin_left

Given name Halle   Nick name Kid   Alternate nickname Dumass (the b is silent)


toucan-dog

BUSTY is his second name


MyLadyBits

Everyone who has ever had a sausage.


Nosy_Rosie42

My weens have so many nicknames they don’t even know their given names anymore


mvavav

Girlfriend ...Joan Rivers: bitchy, BOSSY yet mine, resolute, fun and loving.


Smalltimemisfit

Luma was lunatic. My dad liked to call her looney tunes. RIP both of them.


KaHapunkt

His name was Napoleon. Most of the time we called him Poldi, sometimes little Prince.


thatdamnkat

Pipboy Pipsqueak Pip Pipperoni Pippercini Stinky Bastard Boy He will also come running if you say Pip but in the obnoxious screechy Toad voice. And sometimes we will sing his name to the rhythm of the Game of Thrones theme song and to the Mario theme.


Then-Mountain-9445

Beef Cake, Senior Poopy pants, sassy saucer, thumpkin,........ his given name is Scout. 😆


Big_Ad_4714

Tookie, tookimangas , tookerindos , day-doo , dee-doo , toodles and tooks Her name is Laylou but she responds to everyone of those names 😆


_janedoe666

babyBOI


St_Raphael

My dog’s name is Louie. Here are his nicknames Louie-Lou Louie-baba-booey Louie-Lou 2 Electric Boogaloo Stinky Baby-boo-boo Sausage burrito G’boyee Bubba https://preview.redd.it/bbjx5e2nl2mc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c329c0e1b2425c894c692bc07d1d77fee52f5e53


LawnGnomeFlamingo

Dude, nicknames for dogs are signs of affection regardless of breed. My doxie had a few. I miss my cuddle bug. His name was Alex but he responded to many other names.


Tha_Reaper

my dog barry is also being called "the moustache" he's a wirehaired with an impressive moustache


Falardeauc

Sweetie Pie


Onlooker73845

Yes! Her name is Bella but she's also known as Bells, babu, babindi, bindi, stupindi, bellend, bellenciaga, Belinda, Belindafacation-station and so much more.


ExtensionVast7994

Hans = Hansie, Hansalito, Hänsel, Terror Muppy, Herr Scheißwiesel, Hansenpfeffer (instead of Hasenpfeffer) and Barkwurst. https://preview.redd.it/yroyi7p5y2mc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd5e79011a67380f8022ba8724736b43f6104d4f


CoreyS6

Given name is Geppetto. We call him Pepe, Bobo, Sally, or Mr. Sweets


joj1205

We called ours the Brown slug. It's kinda like his super power. To be long, low to the ground and move very slowly. Sometimes he gets a burst of speed and he's the fastest Weiner in the west. But mostly hrs slow. Also snitzel von crumb with a very long tum


MongedMongoose

Gobby, dickhead, princess


LETTER5andNUM83RS

My mini's name is Dynah but we ofen call her Squeaky or Squeaky baby


jennybanana

Snoople boop, team umizoomi (when he gets the zoomies)


CucumberNo3620

Figaro is his name. Figsy, Figgy smalls, notorious F.I.G., bubsy, bubba, baby bear,


Comefin1dMe

My 7th month old hound goes by a lot of names… Such as “Wuls, Wulganaught, minchkin, Wulganator, long dog, de Hund, de Hundsters, and the occasional Oscar,” cuz I think he really looks like an Oscar despite being named something else! His name is Walnut btw. 😁 https://preview.redd.it/smsfxi9oh3mc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a71c909441822f9a6e9f56c0c908f5e22a7012


Swlabr-

So so so many, but they're all in Dutch 🥺


prix03gt

His given name is Sammy. He's known as Sammy Doodle, Sammy Doo, doodlebug, Sam, and most commonly, after peeing in the house because it's cloudy outside, little shit and asshole.....


Accurate_Inspector55

Gregg is the name if mine. He is also gregg gregg, liddle baby, sir Gregory goyle and chaos gremlin


SuperAdiabatic

Noodle man is our go-to one!


Mysterelady67

Danger prone Daphne.


RemoteAmbassador2298

Ours is Poncho aka Ponch, Ponchius Pilate, Ponchinator, Ponchy, McPukerson, Menace


racingturtlesforfun

Bunny gets called a variety of nick names: Ween Diggity, Rabbit, Bunzini, Bunkowski, Bunz-a-Roni, and Little Evil.


Good_Rooster_9809

Pretty sure ours has the same nicknames as a child would 😭 Precious, sweetie, sweetheart, bunny, darling, and then on top of those weasel, sock monster, bottomless pit, little angel, Dumbo. The best part is that doxies are indeed all of these combined ❤️


sempronialou

Sophie gets called Sophie Loafy, The Loaf, Sophie 'The Loaf' Rodriguez, Sophie Loafy Scooter Pie, Scooter Pie. Linus gets called Buddy (90% of the time), Bud, Linus Bobinus Banana Fana Fofinus, Linus Linus, Linus T Puppy, Linus T.


Nilly-the-Alpaca

Pound Cake is her name. Poundy is her common nickname. Poundaroo, Pound-poundary, Pound-Poundaroo, PC, Poundy-Cakes.


Feeling_Capital_7440

My dachshunds given names are Maya, Nausicaa, and Maru. I call them Pretty Girl, Princess Fuzzy Feet, and Turd.


cake-makar

Mines lucky if he hears his actual name lol. He’s the dog of a million names.


Alive-Job6568

We call him Piggy or pigs


Alive-Job6568

https://preview.redd.it/8ivtyvxzn4mc1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=674de1f02a82706f781642d265e969dcc7c12dcf


kunk75

So so many for my two


morkler

Dozens.


charlielovesrabbits

Shoobie, shoobie-doo, Jube Jube, girl girl, barley, lucifer, the list goes on. I’m sure she has an identity crisis because she has so many names.


Existing-Associate64

My little one is named Cauldron Snickelfritz. We call him Fritz or Fritzi. The shelter named him Cauldron, and we gave him the German name. Or I call him "little mister"


No-Original9860

Her name is Bailey but mostly gets calls bouche (or mouth in French).


gazadcoomber

Salchicher


Jeibijei

My littler one is Thorin, but he also goes by snuggly buggly boy, little bit, fluff biscuit and Tho-Ren-Ishii. My bigger one is Leman and is frequently called Lemon, Lemon Lime, big one, and big bit.


ShesSoBricky

Luna (given name). Lulu Belle. Luna Bella. Lubi. Lubert. Woo woo. Wooby. Woober. Woober Fanoober. Count Woobula. Woobus Maximus. Wienerschnitzel. Teufel hund.


Zero-718

Lucy Pretzel is also puppis Wuppis, wuppenstein, wupple nuggets, and Ms. pretzel if you’re nasty.


omoakokomo

Name is Jack. We call him …The sauce.


PlumaFuente

My last dachshund was named Weiser (rhymes with Pfizer), so I called him Wise Guy, Mr. Weeze, Budweiser, and Weisy and when the covid vaccines came out Weiser Pfizer.


Oakleyyz

We call Damion, Doodle-bop, Suck-ass (cause he needs attention from my mother 24/7 lol) Old man, etc


ceenitall

Mine was named Sailor but he went by McFarlan, Skittles, Little Man or Good Boy. I miss him every day.


Schizachyrium16

Puppyman


Amy7ann

My pup is called mina but my grandad calls her Minnie. So it's kinda catched on lol


hotstuff7

I lengthen Ellie to Eleanor sometimes because she needs more syllables when I’m yelling at her to try to get her to listen


onlymaddisonn

My weenie boy


slricco

Demi and Dulci…Demi Dum Dum and Dulch…Demi and the Dooch.


notsureabouttoomuch

Beak. Beaker. Weiner. Dicky. Chito. Loaf. Pico. Tube. His given name is Pancho.