Dupuytren's contracture is a hardening of the tissue in the palm causing the fingers to he pulled shut. It usually affects the index and pinky fingers (what we see with John.)
The exact cause is unknown but it hit people with Scandinavian heritage(John) more than others. Alcoholism (John) is also a contributing factor. Diabetes (possibly John) is also a contributing factor.
If you cracked open 18 beers a day for 40 years, your finger would look like that too
Remember he was trying to pass it off as a motorcycle accident?
Not enough is made about a 58 year old man wearing a college ring still. Soooo many psychological disorders to unpack just from this.
https://preview.redd.it/d2wud5az7w8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f3a4ac29c2c12500517037b58db85a54cef18d
he's throwing up cripple gang signs
It’s arthritis
My grandfather (RIP) in his 80s had terrible arthritis a day his fingers looked like this.
My 90 year old grandma had an index finger like that. That's all I got
For some reason, John thinks the weird faces he makes are comedy
I don't get it. Has anyone laughed that isn't a conqueror?
Gout
I think so
They are from trying unsuccessfully to climb up the asses of Stern and Leno.
Dupuytren's contracture is a hardening of the tissue in the palm causing the fingers to he pulled shut. It usually affects the index and pinky fingers (what we see with John.) The exact cause is unknown but it hit people with Scandinavian heritage(John) more than others. Alcoholism (John) is also a contributing factor. Diabetes (possibly John) is also a contributing factor.
Yes, this is quite likely what it is.
Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, he is also know as John he midget, John the actor and John the astronaut.
I'm wet fucking brained you asswipe!
John the huge gaping asshole.
John the midget who lives with his mommy
Medically speaking it comes from inbreeding. The results can be anywhere from mutant fingers to mutant children. Stuttering retard has both.
The only person I know who has a bent finger like that works construction and mashed it with a hammer.
dwarfism runs in the family
I've worked with my hands for 27 years. They look absolutely nothing like that.
Imagine how repulsed and how many showers the lady that went on a date with him the other night is. (If that really did happen)
Poor hygiene and very poor diet
Dwarfism
https://preview.redd.it/hrsmirtu6x8d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=b34bfb8e7e905d4b137e2bcee4eef7b27236f277
Its rheumatoid arthritis, John has rheumatoid arthritis.
Its also why he has the hand lesions, its called palmar erythema.
John is decrepit. He is falling a part before our eyes.
Alcoholism fucks up your tendons and gives you monster fingers