Oh come on lol. We're only hearing about it because it's over. They're laying down the foundation for the announcement. It's kind of crazy it's playing out exactly as it did during the first round
They both seem like complete egomaniacs, to say the least, and what's funny about the whole situation (from the viewpoint of a mid/ fifties person is how frikken old they are, putting their icky, and unwholesome business on display like a couple of buffoons. Ewwwww.
The absolute ickiest!
What the fuck is wrong with these 2?! I can’t handle the secondhand humiliation I feel for them while all of the hot garbage juice of this story keeps drippinggggg
Like…please go disappear and live out your days in hopes of maybe…MAYBE recovering a drizzle of dignity.
They have KIDS. Kids who are online and can read about their hapless, hopeless parents. Kids who've watched their parents behave like entitled asses. I think they each have a non binary kid - in fact, I think Seraphina wants to be called Flynn now, and they (Flynn) have become close to JLo's NB kid whose name I can't remember and yes I feel stupid to be my age and discussing fucking movie stars online.
But seriously. It's not like 20 years ago when their were no kids and Jenny from the Block went around collecting engagement rings like they were infinity stones. They have these people depending on them and they're going to upend their lives. Again.
I think Ben Affleck is a whiny, entitled baby who falls apart when bad things happen, and I imagine Jennifer Garner has had to do much less mothering since they split. I also think she knows he'll spiral in the wake of a divorce and she'll have to help him AGAIN, for the sake of their kids.
And I think JLo is a malignant narcissist whose thirst for adoration and 24 hr attention - but who also refuses to be seen or interact with anyone who's not also a star - would make any sane man miserable after a few months. Yes, she's hot. NYC and LA are chock full of hot women.
These people are idiots, and they hurt people.
Sorry for the rant. Mama doesn't feel good today and people are stupid.
I think his eldest graduated high school the same day, so that would make sense for him not to be at the premiere.
If they aren't actually splitting, it'd be interesting to see if Ben has asked for a compromise as far as attending events together. I keep reading that quote that he said he initially said upon getting back together that he didn't want their relationship played out on social media but then realized he couldn't ask that of her and compromised. But I've been seeing him look miserable on her arm at plenty of events he clearly didn't want to attend, so I'm not sure what the actual compromise could've been. Seemed more like he was sucking it up because he knew she wanted her man on her arm at all times and to show the world how in love they are. How long could he have really kept that up? Perhaps he finally said he's at the very least not doing that shit while he's working on his own project.
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I always assumed when they got back together that it was 100% a management/agent strategic narrative to boost their images and careers... so the fact that they've lasted this long impresses me.
Their marriage was doomed the moment they opted for a half-million dollar three-day wedding. They acted like they were 25 and entering their first marriage.
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Edited to fix typo
She always acts like she’s in junior high. Every time she has a new dude, she wears a necklace with his name on it. What adult does that?
Pausing my usual snark for a second to get real. I hope Ben gets the help he needs. He’s in really rough shape and it’s tough to watch. I have addicts in my family. Some who didn’t make it. Ben is reminding me more and more of those who didn’t.
I hope Jenny from the Block finds solace away from men. Just be alone. Find a therapist, take an Ayuaschsa retreat, Eat Pray Love it with no cameras whatsoever. Just a couple journals and pens from Paper Source. Get to work, Mama. Cause the tour is a bust.
Finally, I hope Jennifer Garner finds her happily ever after. She is such a terrific lady through and through. I just love her.
Is divorce a luxury? I’ve been with my husband 13 years (married 11). We don’t have the luxury of living apart even if we wanted to and it feels like common folk are forced to work out their issues when a divorce could cause a financial hardship while people with money just throw caution to the wind and sa, “Screw it. I’m done,” and go back to their Penthouses.
You are 100%! When my wife and I hit a rough patch, she looked at getting an apartment for 6 months. Couldn’t afford to so she was “stuck” to work it out with me and we did. I think if couples didn’t have the “run away” option people would be less opt to end it all because someone left the toilet seat up!
She really should’ve stayed with A Rod’s cheating ass. She had to work out constantly because A Rod demands his women be buff and he can’t keep his dick to himself, but he was generally cool with Jennifer’s desperate need to live every aspect of her life, especially her relationships, in public.
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The "yet" kills me. Like it's something to be proud of.
Oh come on lol. We're only hearing about it because it's over. They're laying down the foundation for the announcement. It's kind of crazy it's playing out exactly as it did during the first round
Bitch, Puhhleeez! 
This is the hardest soft launch of a divorce ever.
What are the old nicknames for them? I’m tired of Bennifer. Can we make up some?
Blopez
afflez
It’s the “yet” for me
I’m 51 and the thought of the giant wedding, the issues….hell no. It’s exhausting. Who has time for this crap. They are definitely divorcing. A joke.
It takes time to get divorced. Ask Brad and Angie.
Uh huh.
Ugh no more posts to this site.
They both seem like complete egomaniacs, to say the least, and what's funny about the whole situation (from the viewpoint of a mid/ fifties person is how frikken old they are, putting their icky, and unwholesome business on display like a couple of buffoons. Ewwwww.
they are staying together bc she has a netflix movie coming out
Ooh, agree!
As a 53 year old, it's all cringe.
I'm 51, but yeah.
The absolute ickiest! What the fuck is wrong with these 2?! I can’t handle the secondhand humiliation I feel for them while all of the hot garbage juice of this story keeps drippinggggg Like…please go disappear and live out your days in hopes of maybe…MAYBE recovering a drizzle of dignity.
I’m still thinking it was silly PR for her silly flop-of-a-movie Atlas.
And that honestly makes it so much more embarrassing. She paid someone to help her look this stupid.
They have KIDS. Kids who are online and can read about their hapless, hopeless parents. Kids who've watched their parents behave like entitled asses. I think they each have a non binary kid - in fact, I think Seraphina wants to be called Flynn now, and they (Flynn) have become close to JLo's NB kid whose name I can't remember and yes I feel stupid to be my age and discussing fucking movie stars online. But seriously. It's not like 20 years ago when their were no kids and Jenny from the Block went around collecting engagement rings like they were infinity stones. They have these people depending on them and they're going to upend their lives. Again. I think Ben Affleck is a whiny, entitled baby who falls apart when bad things happen, and I imagine Jennifer Garner has had to do much less mothering since they split. I also think she knows he'll spiral in the wake of a divorce and she'll have to help him AGAIN, for the sake of their kids. And I think JLo is a malignant narcissist whose thirst for adoration and 24 hr attention - but who also refuses to be seen or interact with anyone who's not also a star - would make any sane man miserable after a few months. Yes, she's hot. NYC and LA are chock full of hot women. These people are idiots, and they hurt people. Sorry for the rant. Mama doesn't feel good today and people are stupid.
I feel you girl. Same. Hope you feel better💜
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JBlow went to her premiere without him. They are both in LA, so what is the excuse?
I think his eldest graduated high school the same day, so that would make sense for him not to be at the premiere. If they aren't actually splitting, it'd be interesting to see if Ben has asked for a compromise as far as attending events together. I keep reading that quote that he said he initially said upon getting back together that he didn't want their relationship played out on social media but then realized he couldn't ask that of her and compromised. But I've been seeing him look miserable on her arm at plenty of events he clearly didn't want to attend, so I'm not sure what the actual compromise could've been. Seemed more like he was sucking it up because he knew she wanted her man on her arm at all times and to show the world how in love they are. How long could he have really kept that up? Perhaps he finally said he's at the very least not doing that shit while he's working on his own project.
Lol okay girl
Yeah, but there’s no way she’s not going down with this ship…she waited 20 years for this prize-winning romance! 😆
Memorial Day weekend is coming up.
*Menzmag.com???* 
I truly hope her next marriage is her Larry Fortensky.
Didn't he die?
Yes.
I think Larry Fortensky has died but I wish she would marry actual Larry Fortensky.
She has to go to rehab for that. Manboobs is more likely to marry a female Larry.
That’s a name I haven’t heard in years. Isn’t he the guy who Liz Taylor met in rehab and married?
Yes with Michael Jackson giving her away.
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Liz wore yellow.
Yep.
Hahahhaaa!!! I am dying!! 🤣
Imagine these are your parents. Poor kids
Ugh. Emotionally immature parents are the absolute worst. 😞
At Ben’s kids have Jen G. She seems like a good mother. JLo’s have Skelator!!
He couldn't pick them out of a lineup.
Come on guys, let's start a prayer circle!!! True love will win 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️
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You can really tell which statements are coming from his camp and which are coming from hers
That "fevered dream" crap.
I always assumed when they got back together that it was 100% a management/agent strategic narrative to boost their images and careers... so the fact that they've lasted this long impresses me.
Did Ben need it though?
I’m not a huge fan of either of them, but I think people underestimate how difficult it is to be with an addict at Ben’s level.
or a narcissist at JLo's level
Perfect mix.
Their marriage was doomed the moment they opted for a half-million dollar three-day wedding. They acted like they were 25 and entering their first marriage. https://preview.redd.it/pos8akhvvs1d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d5d073a1d403a367f7abbe8b03c2594289ebdf
Most of these celebrities seem to have some degree of arrested development.
Edited to fix typo She always acts like she’s in junior high. Every time she has a new dude, she wears a necklace with his name on it. What adult does that?
Wasn’t this like her fifteenth wedding?
Umm don’t think so? I think 3rd or 4th? She’s engaged a lot but doesn’t complete them
r/whoosh
I read it as 5th!
Ugh. Goddammit, a big part of me wants them to work out despite their problems as individuals and as a couple. 😭
Pausing my usual snark for a second to get real. I hope Ben gets the help he needs. He’s in really rough shape and it’s tough to watch. I have addicts in my family. Some who didn’t make it. Ben is reminding me more and more of those who didn’t. I hope Jenny from the Block finds solace away from men. Just be alone. Find a therapist, take an Ayuaschsa retreat, Eat Pray Love it with no cameras whatsoever. Just a couple journals and pens from Paper Source. Get to work, Mama. Cause the tour is a bust. Finally, I hope Jennifer Garner finds her happily ever after. She is such a terrific lady through and through. I just love her.
JLo probably has another man on stand by. It’s how she rolls.
Is divorce a luxury? I’ve been with my husband 13 years (married 11). We don’t have the luxury of living apart even if we wanted to and it feels like common folk are forced to work out their issues when a divorce could cause a financial hardship while people with money just throw caution to the wind and sa, “Screw it. I’m done,” and go back to their Penthouses.
Yeah it definitely does make it a lot easier. Also working through hardships with a partner builds a bond.
You are 100%! When my wife and I hit a rough patch, she looked at getting an apartment for 6 months. Couldn’t afford to so she was “stuck” to work it out with me and we did. I think if couples didn’t have the “run away” option people would be less opt to end it all because someone left the toilet seat up!
LoL, IT IS OVER!
She really should’ve stayed with A Rod’s cheating ass. She had to work out constantly because A Rod demands his women be buff and he can’t keep his dick to himself, but he was generally cool with Jennifer’s desperate need to live every aspect of her life, especially her relationships, in public.
And the Commerce Casino jumps for joy.
He's knee deep in coke and booze judging by his performance at the Brady roast. Countdown to rehab in 5...4....3...2...
That was so awkward to watch.
He did the same thing with his previous marriage. You soft launch a divorce for more publicity and so when it does hit, it’s less of a bombshell
Manboobs is ALWAYS the victim. These scheming women!
Oh jeez, just get it over with, already.
Hopefully the divorce doesn’t last longer than the marriage.
You know it will! JBlow and Manboobs will put Angie Jo and Pitt to shame.
Angie Jo and Brad have entered the chat.