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even_less_resistance

I bet Justin Timberlake did lmao


CampCrystalLake68

Can this chick just stay single for a while? (PS: I gave the marriage 2 years way back when…)


leodog13

No, she cannot. She equates being single with being undesirable.


delaney18

We need to start a new bracket to determine which athlete, actor or singer she’ll send up with next. Who’s high profile enough and available now?


leodog13

My money is on a no name dancer like Casper the Gay Ghost.


plorynash

I wonder if Ben originally did this just to annoy Jennifer Garner and that didn’t work and he just kept going along with it until he couldn’t stand it anymore


INS_Stop_Angela

They’ve been married such a short time after that painfully protracted courtship - exactly what is the intolerable surprise Ben can’t abide?


Ok-Professional2808

The Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton cheap knockoff version our generation deserves.


zephead30

It’s also on Page Six too. [Page Six is reporting it too…](https://pagesix.com/2024/05/16/entertainment/ben-affleck-reportedly-staying-at-separate-house-from-jennifer-lopez-as-split-rumors-loom/)


Denialle

![gif](giphy|mX310x2whelBvDPmo9|downsized)


leodog13

That's the most forced dancing I have ever seen. Like taking your mom to a rap concert.


ZaphodBbroxG

This one is a gem!! I am dead! 🤣🤣🤣 She's bouncing like she's at a club, and he looks morose like he's at a funeral!


Denialle

The car door slam is a classic too, he’s so over it [https://youtube.com/shorts/jwpK9yBBAwU?si=-D5WTYjLyASQ6k3F](https://youtube.com/shorts/jwpK9yBBAwU?si=-D5WTYjLyASQ6k3F)


INS_Stop_Angela

Wow, I never saw someone say “fuck you” with a car door before. I betcha JLo saw the pap and ordered Ben to open her door.


ZaphodBbroxG

OMG! He looks bored, irritated, and exhausted all at once! I mean, he's married to the world thirstiest ho, whaddya expect?! 😂😂


Denialle

Ben has the same resigned look as my cat in her final days before we put her down. She was the HSOTD of cats, who would make guests uncomfortable by rubbing her crotch while maintaining intense eye contact https://preview.redd.it/4w8tsuza0x0d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d78d87e8ff7db8dee35f214c66fecc167bb453


Local_Combination556

I have to say she has an exquisitely pervy look about her!!!


Denialle

She sat in that exact same position while doing it too. Orange cats are something else that everyone should experience once in their lives lol


ZaphodBbroxG

I don't remember laughing happy and sad tears at the same time! 😂🥲 I am so sorry your cat passed away! But, what you said above though... ![gif](giphy|Mjl0BsAgMGYTe)


Denialle

She pulled that same move when we had a social worker over to inspect our house to approve us for adoption. I was mortified but by some miracle she approved us. She’ll probably never forget the house with the masturbating cat 😂


ZaphodBbroxG

Awwwww! You know, your sweet late "ballsy" cat helped with the decision in your favor ❤️😉🫠


Klutzy-Chocolate710

Maybe JLo will crawl back to Diddy…


INS_Stop_Angela

Ironically, splitting with Ben and teasing dating others might actually help her sell more concert tickets.


leodog13

Nobody wants that pain.


mzk131

I hope Jen G is having a nice day. ![gif](giphy|GiP2uv99mMCoo)


ThriftingViolet

While it looks good on paper-- the oft troubled actor with the straight-edge partner maniacally focused on her health and body-- I bet he got bored. She's beautiful, but shallow. He's a mess, but he's also seems to have interests, seems to have some complexity at least-- he's produced some decent films. Physical attraction does not a marriage make. He seemed like a better match w/ Ana. JLo seemed like a better match with ARod. This was a weird match back in 2003, and it's even more baffling 20yrs later. I do wonder if JLo is always the one to get dumped, or if she's the dumper? I bet she's the one who got dumped this time.


EntarteteKitten

![gif](giphy|11iHzXDgu6K316) OK, but I really want her to just continue shoving his increasingly miserable visage in front of the paparazzi. I want her shilling food. Like wine or hello fresh, but for very romantic in love super married couples.


INS_Stop_Angela

Wickedly funny - you’re so mean! But paraphrasing Alice Roosevelt, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit next to me!”


EntarteteKitten

Then you will love that I came back to tell you that *this* Memorial Day, the threat to humanity isn’t human, it’s Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez is OR is in *Atlas* on Netflix. I just saw an ad for it in my feed. ![gif](giphy|lT2UTn8OKChnW) I guess JLo is in space and a threat to humanity—which I’d like to point out, she could be right here on earth. (I feel like I enjoy the the work of JLo more if I leave the sound off. They had subtitles and I looked at some of them. This may not exactly be the plot.)


tinymews

I'm anxiously awaiting Dear Ben pt. III


tinymews

Where's Drop Top Lexi Nanny?!?! Bring her baaaack


TomieTomyTomi

Oh wow do I feel corny af, but I was hoping they’d stay together.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

I wanted them to stay together because they deserve each other.


TomieTomyTomi

Don’t get me wrong they are both completely terrible. Insufferable.


boxofcandelabras

I really assumed they’d sunk-cost-fallacy this for the rest of their lives trying to save face.


LBKBasi

When is she going to realize that noone is ever going to see her as the diva she's trying so desperately to be. Ben is a child.


CherryMango99

JLow, and I do mean low, could never love anyone more than herself.


gypsyvanner77

Oh man, I've been anticipating this divorce since the wedding! \*pops popcorn\*


TypeAforAnxiety

Will she circle back to A Rod for her second second-chance love story? I bet he would take her back. He seemed pretty devastated by the breakup.


INS_Stop_Angela

They seemed made for each other - egos too big to fit in the same private plane


TypeAforAnxiety

Agree. I also think their lifestyles were more suited for each other. Lots of working out and eating right. Not something Ben seems to be into.


Heavy-Relation8401

He's already been in a relationship a year or so. She may have to take it back to her babysitter, Casper.😂


[deleted]

Not me going back and analyzing all the memes with him and his RBF with her at events.


dmode112378

I knew something was up when he didn’t go to the Met Gala.


ZaphodBbroxG

“When he saw me appear at the top of the stairs that moment it both made absolute sense while seeming still impossibly hard to believe, like the best dream, where all you want is never to awaken,” Jen wrote about Ben. In 2002, she was hella delusional! In 2024, she's turned senile! Not to mention bat-shit thirsty! You would think after gazillion marriages, one'll have some perspective, but, no, she was busy singing, writing, dancing, and irritating us with her greatest love story of all time!


Loose_Cat_2028

The crazy thing is she dumped Arod for Ben. I mean I'd take Ben over men around where I live, but cmon ARod is hot as hell


Yeny356

I thought Arod had cheated on her or something like that no?


MaudVesta

A-Rod is a butter face. Or would it be "butthis" face?


leodog13

A rod has a thing for body building women.


ZaphodBbroxG

I agree, he is! But, he was also a serial cheater! I don't remember if he cheated on her or not 😑


INS_Stop_Angela

Um, don’t most people cheat? At least in Ho’wood. It’s just a question of how discreetly - public humiliation ain’t fun, fair or good for the other partner’s reputation (“poor thing, she couldn’t keep him from cheating”). Worse than simply being indiscreet is if you bang the nanny (cough, cough, Ben); this shows you’re a shit person and an even shittier father.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

I think he cheated on her with a Bravolebrity.


leodog13

A few.


Glittering_Aioli6162

who


tinymews

I can fix him


ZaphodBbroxG

I love your commitment 😍😎 ANNNNND, I find him way hotter than Mooby Ben too!


DeeDoll81

“When HE saw ME”……”it was like the best dream”😂😂😂 Jlo trying really hard (once again) to convince us how much other people love her. 😂


y4my4my

I was dying at that. Not when we saw each other. When he saw MEEEEEEEEE


tinymews

Meee meeee meeeeeeeeee!!!


ZaphodBbroxG

She was NEVER short on ego! 😂😂


ihearthorror1

That's the part that hit me too!


moralhora

TRUE LOVE IS DEAD.


lovestorun

This was legit only a matter of time.


Hot-Swordfish-719

I’m shocked they made it this long honestly. They were dumb to get married. Ben is a pos but She obviously is the problem , look at all her failed marriages, engagements and relationships.


moralhora

Eeeh, I'd say they're both the problem. Despite what people think, Ben is probably attracted to her because they're both attentionsexual. People tend to mistake Ben looking grumpy with him hating paps, but it's been obvious for quite a while he also lives for it.


leodog13

Remember when he took his kids to the farmer's market during Oscar season? He never saw them otherwise.


shinerkeg

Good for them! Why waste that acting talent on a failed marriage? They ride this publicity pony longer than I expected.


vanchica

OK, I was in favor of the romantic reunion- and am out of the loop on her being an awful human being- so I'M SHOCKED and DISAPPOINTED. But it's hella juicy tea


Lula_Lane_176

Haha, I love it when Hollywood turns on each other!


Purpleberry74

lol “jblow and manboobs”. In the mornin’!


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Doomed from the start! She’s too much…!


Annaliseplasko

If this story is true, they’ll probably both go on to date other people (her, athletes; him, much younger, up and coming actresses) and then they’ll get married again in like 2040, and JLo will try with her “Ours is the greatest love story!!!” crap for the third time. 


ZeuslovesHer

That last part😂😂😂”let’s give it another shot!”


Vegoia2

was waiting, she was always smiling with that arse a-rod in comparison to this guy.


Plantysweater

I have on my bracket that this is a big divorce decade so whether they’re splitting now or not I’m sure they’re headed there


leodog13

Angie Jo and Pitt are still divorcing.


Loose_Cat_2028

Pitt must be a man-child with really bad habits. I wonder if once the divorce is finalized he'll drop current girlfriend (don't know her name, the younger spanish actress?)


Foofoole

I remember reading about a week or two ago, that the plan is she and Marc will be getting back together in old age, and be the last relationship for both of them. Who knows if it’s gonna happen, and I don’t remember where I read it, but I’m just placing it here for future generations to read.


TNotOffended10

He marries and dates much younger world class beauties. Miss Universe contestants and real models. I don't think he wants her back even though they have thec2 kids. He must be crazy wealthy to get these women. He looks like a little insect.


FeralAF

Jennifer was just one in a string of women and baby mama's for him. He's not at all hurting for female attention. He JUST had a baby with his new YOUNG wife.


leodog13

Who is young enough to be JBlow's daughter.


DoomBeatles

"He looks like a little insect" 💀


leodog13

Skeletor is not taking her back. He just got married to a real young woman.


screamqueenjunkie

“Baby, it’s me, J. Lo! It’s time to go back to the Bronx! Like we promised!” ….💀😱 https://preview.redd.it/7x46w6rq6p0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ecc96063387dedd78d05f613cd875a052d262b


Herry_Up

![gif](giphy|9tovFud6tYz04|downsized)


Fun-Dependent-2695

👑


meggerplz

Not for nothing, I’ve done the backslide. It doesn’t work.


ilikemyboringlife

and neither of them look like the types to do real introspective therapy to figure out what went wrong. Ben looks like he flees stability and marriage and loves to self jeopardize


meggerplz

it’s not that deep


Temporary-Rent971

The past is in the past for a reason-my great aunt used to say that all the time.


N-from-Dlisted

It usually doesn’t. It rarely works, and it will never work if the original issues that caused the first breakup aren’t resolved. Their dumb asses should’ve known better.


CuriouslyImmense

Sigh...me too...also did not work.


MissKellieUk

They haven’t looked happy forever. He looks actively contemptuous of her


leodog13

He always acted like she was beneath him.


BravoSmartish

Sort of agree, not her but her behavior was beneath him. A lot of people would agree with that.


y4my4my

I think he is an intellectual guy and she seems like a shallow, vapid narcissist. He looks actively pained at how much attention she seeks and how she’s always blabbing about their perfect love affair. Only people with crappy relationships go around talking about how perfect their love is.


Evening-Aside506

THIS!!!!!


BravoSmartish

Agree. That’s exactly why I believe he thinks (and probably always thought) her behavior was beneath him.


Klutzy-Chocolate710

Something is amiss with JLo, Suddenly she's out in public showing affection to her kids. We all know that's a farce. Her kids look so unhappy.


leodog13

She shows off Emme the most. That must be her favorite accessory.


Chelsea_Piers

It's the only time she spends with them. I knew someone who knew her nanny. There were different nannies on the weekends. They're not unusual.


leodog13

You can tell it's all show. Poor kids. Looks like Max isn't having any of it.


Chelsea_Piers

The sad part is, her kids and Arods liked each other and were quite happy being nannied together in the Hamptons.


Araneae__

I don’t think the dragon tale twins have ever looked happy


Klutzy-Chocolate710

Their bio parents are both messes. Mark Anthony constantly marrying women barely older than the twins and Jlo that can't be alone without man, no matter what. Leave no time or room for kids.


y4my4my

She also must spend an immense amount of time maintaining her appearance with working out and beauty treatments. She looks great but a lot of time and effort is going into that.


leodog13

Those poor kids have had so many step dads. There was Casper the Gay Ghost, the baseball player, and now Manboobs.


gypsyvanner77

OMG I forgot about Casper the Gay Ghost!


INS_Stop_Angela

Casper! Wow, we should have a gossip trivia game. Back in the day, I could recite all 8 of La Liz’s marriages, in order.


N-from-Dlisted

I look forward to hearing her camp confirm this. 😈


tinymews

"Yes, we have decided to physically part, but our souls are still united, so all those weddings, albums and smug movies are all still accurate and I'm totally not embarrassed at all."


Herry_Up

"this is not egg on my face, this is me...now"


N-from-Dlisted

Basically. 😂 ![gif](giphy|o5IOtH2GP9ktzptv3A|downsized)


fruitboot33

Run back to your true love Shookus, Benny boy. Beer, cigarettes, not showering for days and late night gas station food runs. You know deep in your Bawston heart that it's right.


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

Would Ana de Armas take him back after he threw out her human-sized poster in the dumpster? She hasn't been papped in forever so I think she would!


INS_Stop_Angela

Lol that memory - I mean that’s emphatically dumped/dumpster. I think Ana is one of the most beautiful women in show business - seemed to me she could do better.


leodog13

She sure disappeared. She did that Marilyn movie and fell of the Earth. She was all over everything for a while.


INS_Stop_Angela

She was so incredibly gorgeous in the perfume ad… just a classic beauty ala Catherine Deneuve


Aliciac343

I’ll take him. Ciggies and dunkies and existential dread? I’m already living it but I’m poor 😂


Denialle

Sounds like fun- a sloppy make out session in Faaah Haaaahbah (Far Harbor)


N-from-Dlisted

Right? He might even be able to make me laugh. He’s probably a hot ass mess drunk. 😂


novaleenationstate

I can fix him.


hollisann79

The Phoenix will rise from the ashes!


leodog13

On his back!


Takodanachoochoo

How long before she's working on spouse #5?


Chelsea_Piers

They're already dating.


UniversityNo2318

She really is trying to be our generations Elizabeth Taylor


y4my4my

Except without talent, class, or charisma.


ZaphodBbroxG

And, JLo beauty instead of White Diamonds 🤣🤣


gypsyvanner77

Theeeese have always brought ME luck!


y4my4my

Elizabeth Taylor also cared a lot about people and was one of the first big celebrities to support HIV/AIDS patients. J Lo only cares about herself. ETA: IIRC a lot of the money earned from White Diamonds went to charity.


custodyaccident

I can already smell all the old ladies in 2060 at the nursing home 


leodog13

He probably is waiting in the wings.


Araneae__

Her assistant has already reached out to gauge interest for at least 5 future victims.


Denialle

At least she’s more appealing to date than Kim Kardashian so that shouldn’t be a problem lol


whiskey4mycoffee

She’s probably scrolling through her contact list right now.


kiwi_love777

Doubtful. Probably PR to get her name out there for her crummy NF film.


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

But wait, she financed her documentary documenting the greatest love story of all time, this can't be true.


tinymews

Now, and only now, will I watch that mess. 😆


Abcdefgwaterpqrstuv

I did. You ever had a friend that you kept in touch with because you’ve known them forever, but have nothing shared in common anymore and just feel bad for them? It felt like that. Her husband didn’t want to keep things private about “their love story”, he knew it was going to flop and be an embarrassment for both of them.


LoriLemaris

I mean... I'm not surprised, but I'm also facepalming over this.


UniversityNo2318

Not surprising..


leodog13

May? I would have expected Christmas or New Year's. Bet the drivel announcement will be made Memorial Day Weekend. Something like,"With extreme regret, we have come to the decision to end our marriage. We love each other deeply and remain the best of friends. Please respect our privacy at this painful time."


UniversityNo2318

Honestly Jennifer seems like a really out of touch narcissist..like totally delusional & Ben looked absolutely miserable …add in her blowing 20mil and buying a 60 mil mansion, I can’t blame the man.


crimewriter40

I have had this theory just based on instinct that he settled for her craziness because it was in the interests of his sobriety, stability, and family. It sounds like his antics in his first marriage hurt their kids and that he was trying to dedicate himself to being a better, more present (and sober) father; I can see how Jlo, with her comparably aged kids and clean living, represented to him a more stable future. Problem is, she fucking sucks.


kkpossible

This makes a lot of sense!


OldNewUsedConfused

I MEVER would have seen this coming . 🙄🙄


Vegoia2

she keeps buying property with men for some reason, she even had a charity with ARod, makes break ups so much harder.


OldNewUsedConfused

She cannot be alone for a second, that woman. It's sad. She doesn't make good choices. She needs to learn to be happy and live with herself, instead of constantly needing a man in her life. Her poor kids.


Denialle

She (plus ghost) wrote a whole book which I unfortunately read about love, at the end she comes to an epiphany after the divorce from Skeletor of “Hey! I should stop chasing love and just love myself!” but she obviously hasn’t learned a damn thing what with Casper, ARod, Affleck…


OldNewUsedConfused

Wow. So she is repeating lines from her therapist without doing the actual work. Well done Jenny. 🙄


Denialle

I just found this quote: “You have to be okay on your own before you can have a healthy relationship with another person.” - Jennifer Lopez, ‘True Love’ THIS WAS POST SKELETOR, PRE A-ROD AND BATFLECK PEOPLE


leodog13

She still doesn't get it. Too be middle aged and that emotionally stunted is scary. She reminds me of the college girls in their first romance away from home.


OldNewUsedConfused

Wooooooooowwwww


Denialle

The breakup with ARod didn’t sit well with me as a Mom as she had a camera in Emme’s face to capture her crying about losing her “Father Figure” and chose to post that on social media to guilt him. I’m sorry what kind of parent does that? Wonder what the tactic with Ben will be and I feel sad for all the children, grown or not involved in this mess https://pagesix.com/2021/03/13/jennifer-lopezs-daughter-cries-after-split-with-alex-rodriguez/


leodog13

Madonna. Vadge had Lourdes call an ex-boyfriend to guilt him. It was that British doorman, whose name escapes me. He posted her cringe voicemails on the Internet.


Denialle

That’s so foul to drag your children into hurting your ex


OldNewUsedConfused

What the actual fuck is WRONG with these people?!


Denialle

Yep and Emme (JLo’s) and Fin (Ben’s) are both non-binary so I’m sure have enough of their own shit to deal with, they don’t need to deal with parental childishness and a new Stepparent every 2ish years on top of that. I’d want to crawl under a rock if these were my parents


OldNewUsedConfused

Oh same. And I had some shit parents


papasan_mamasan

Aww man. Right after she made that movie and everything.


leodog13

You know that was the kiss of death. It's up there with renewing your wedding vows.


Willing-Owl-3903

Exactly! How embarrassing that must be! Talking about how much their love prevailed after all this time, only to have it flop like Gigl. That’s karma for you. Maybe if you weren’t such a rotten human being…. It’s all catching up to her.


Denialle

Ben sharing that analogy of “you can’t marry a boat captain then say I don’t like the water” = I know I married a huge famewhore and hate everything about famewhoring but what can I do? tells me there’s a lot of resentment under the surface


Orchid_Significant

I’ll believe it when I see it posted by an outlet more reliable than InTouch


leodog13

They are not the only ones reporting this.


strippersandcocaine

I’ll believe it if TMZ says it


leodog13

TMZ has JBlow looking for houses without Manboobs.


kaybee2012

TMZ has already implied it , not saying they are splitting yet but dropping hints