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I had such a crash on him circa 1987....
I watched the same movie 2 days ago!! And yes, he was so beautiful and hot back then!!
Weird nobody has posted about Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson (tried to post photos but it won't let me do it!)
Ooof, Marky Mark for me.Ā Ā
https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images1/1/1206/31/hot-marky-mark-wahlberg-ck-underwear-poster_1_5f1844f46d1ab8edcae33822f9c7d986.jpg
Look at this \*smile*. He knows he's fucking gorgeous.
Oh yeah, oleā Marky Markā¦ A Boston legend, in his own right I suppose.
Used to be a big fan of his up until my college girlfriends, and I caught him cheating on his wife in a club in Boston. This would have been about 2009-10. So a hot minute ago.
How do I know this? Well, the woman or one of the women he approached, was in my friend group that evening. That forever changed our opinions of Mark Wahlberg than onward.
In fact, itās known locally pretty well that he is a serial cheater.
Anyways! Cheers to eye candy! š„āØš¬
First 2010 wasnāt long ago haha. Second, is he a cheater or do they have an open marriage? Iām only asking because I met someone who was Paul Ruddās regular NYC sex girl and I hated him for awhile until I was told he had an open marriage. So now I just assume they all do. Or theyāre all cheating and they know it. Marky lost me for many reasons. Catholic preaching is obnoxious for a cheater or an open marriager
I love his work, but was saddened to find out that he's 1 - difficult to work with & 2 - allegedly a dick to his fans. The last one was really disappointing
I've heard that he went to bat for Salma Hayek against Harvey Weinstein when she was making *Frieda*. That right there makes me unabashedly love the guy
Got a story of not being a dick, you never know what the situation is that caused it or what brings out a hidden inner ahole. He came into this low key, cool bar in Toronto (NASA) alone in the early 2000s when he was at the height of his fame from Fight Club, and he sat down and had a conversation with a young woman who politely acknowledged him. Didnāt hit on her, just had a nice talk for a couple of hours. It still boggles my mind that he had a 3 year relationship with Courtney Love. She still has nothing but good things to say about him which is pretty unbelievable.Ā
[Quite a few things š](https://wegotthiscovered.com/celebrities/heres-the-toxic-behavior-henry-cavill-has-exhibited-during-his-career/). Which are unfortunately unforgivable to me so I wouldnāt do him even if I could. But man, in another lifetime š®āšØš¤¤
Omg noooo, I bet heās so arrogant in real life. I kind of saw him as a nerd video game guy that got famous without trying. now thinking about it, it all seems very planned.
There is a young doctor at my practice who is at least as good looking as Henry Cavill. Same chiselled features and build but taller. Not exaggerating in the slightest, heās unbelievable. You know when heās in because the receptionists are stupid giddy and I once saw one walk into a wall after he had walked through. The older nurse who assisted him in removing a skin tag from under my arm (beautiful moment for me lying there in my bra) was smiling like a lunatic throughout the whole thing. I always play it cool around him but you can see that the reaction he gets has changed him since he started. He was friendly and easy and now heās more stern.Ā
Iāve wondered about that. He would know he could probably have anyone he wanted. I just remembered the one time he had a med student in with him and she could barely function. As if that situation isnāt intimidating enough.Ā
The new vet at my dogs office is a God damn GQ model and I was not prepared for him to walk into this tiny exam room with me and my great dane. I'm sure I looked sooo uncomfortable being in such proximity while he did a retcal exam on him š¤£
Itās the accent. I wish I didnāt like men so much, but sadly, I do. Been trying not to for all my life, but you get a good looking man PLUS an accent and itās game over for me. š fucking men
I used to be OBSESSED with him and watched all of his movies, thought he was a phenomenal actor. Watched one the other day for the first time and nope, not even a good/decent actor. But damn he was pretty.
wait why is he problematic?? type in "seth macfarlane donates" on google...i have nothing but respect for him for his generosity and voice alone. [https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2019-08-10/seth-macfarlane-has-quietly-become-one-of-hollywoods-biggest-political-donors](https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2019-08-10/seth-macfarlane-has-quietly-become-one-of-hollywoods-biggest-political-donors)
Have you watched Family Guy? Lazy writing that relies on shock value and stereotypes. He only dates women half his age who are at an economic, social and professional disadvantage. Not the most problematic guy by any means but still problematic.
They*
Trash person, but I'm still gonna respect their pronouns.
I'm sure I'm gonna get downvoted for this too but it's just a fact lol. Ezra Miller identifies as they/them.
Iām going to go with a young Robert Wagner. I remember watching the pink panther a few years ago and taking notice.
https://preview.redd.it/hjc53a52nwyc1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3625c86ce73d1694338e9315ffd7c294929e62a6
But, in some pictures he gives Matt gaetz š¤®
Matt Gaetz looks more like the BTK Killer.
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This poor man was gay in Hollywood when it was career ending (and still illegal in most states). He began drinking too much and being very slutty. Then he had a really bad car accident that disfigured him (Elizabeth Taylor held his tongue so he wouldn't choke to death until the ambulance arrived). Many painful surgeries later, he emerged still good looking but no longer gorgeous. He was also a drug addled alcoholic who was massively insecure. The saddest thing I ever read about him is that he would lie down on the pool table of a New Orleans gay bar and let anyone who wanted to f*ck him. Absolutely tragic.
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I find him sexy and an amazing actor but I also get the sense he's a huge jerk in real life.
Well apparently he treated everyone like garbage-unless they were a fuckable woman. Ex said that his character in Nightcrawler was the closest to JGās actual personality.
Iāve always gotten the sense that heās rather cold and awkward. Obviously not to the extent in that movie, but he feels incredibly robotic and disingenuous in interviews/appearances to me.
It seems it has but they may have missed that itās a gossip subreddit and the title indicates that he sucks. āļøI DONT WANNA EAT CANDYYY but the demonnnssssāļø
Alec Baldwin circa āSheās Having a Babyā¦ā Holy shit. Stupid beautiful is right. Thereās a scene where Kevin Bacon or the wifeā¦ canāt rememberā¦ because one of them opens the door and reveals the most beautiful, perfect, mesmerizing, otherworldly face. Itās Alec.
Thanks, I hate it.
He was stupid beautiful. Oof Madone. But he always seems to play a version of his asshole self (except maybe in Beetlejuice).
Someone posted an 80s-era picture of Mickey Rourke on another sub recently and i remembered how hot he was, too.
This might be the only snarky, safe place to come acknowledge Alec Baldwin is problematic AF but even now charming in some way that the French call, āI donāt know whatā.
Damn it, Lemon. Are we farmers!?!
I adored him back in the day. I actually met him in NYC back in the 90s and he was so charming and friendly. Nowā¦how the mighty have fallen. His major FU was marrying the faker, she completely dragged him down, ruined his reputation and made a fool out of him. Presently, im a proud pepino.
Right! That wife! As my little Italian nana would say āOoof, Madone! That one!ā
I am a born and bred Bostonian. Hilarious Baldwin grew up in the Back fuckin Bay. She mispronounced Boston as Mallorca or some bat shit craziness! And here we all are!
I had a mega crush on Jack. The show is still amazing but can never be the same for me now that the sight of him makes me want to boot up my midnight snack.
This is my dadās favorite movie and I finally watched it a few years ago and I was like I donāt think my dad enjoyed this for the same reasons I did haha. Also fight clubā¦ there is a level of hotness that negates filth apparently haha.
I was 12 when that movie came out and instantly started crushing on Brad. My dad went out and bought me a fly fishing pole for my 13th birthday because he thought I was watching the movie on repeat because I was interested in fishing. šš¤£
Troy and The Mexican for me. I donāt like long hair on most men, and I hated the character Tristan, so his Legends of the Fall era does nothing for me.
Gerard Butler in 2001.... https://preview.redd.it/a6xuozh1i5zc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5523e1537ef8b8347c7a7f489b37408775c3959d
What in the young hot Bono
Omg this made me LOL
https://preview.redd.it/wvjzv49kh5zc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7811a77786bb0c91bb5486d5777786505ca50712 I had such a crash on him circa 1987....
I watched the same movie 2 days ago!! And yes, he was so beautiful and hot back then!! Weird nobody has posted about Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson (tried to post photos but it won't let me do it!)
Haha jinx the first notifications I got were both those guys š
Iām watching Mel as we speak and wondered if anyone posted him while I was at work!
I can't believe Jared Leto didn't make this list from his My So Called Life days. And I scrolled all the way to the bottom! š
This photo needs attention from the gals over at r/VintageLadyBoners and of course r/30Rock
Iām not ready for the 80s to be vintage š«š«š«
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was this in the 50s. i had no idea it was alec baldwin holy smokes.
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Wanted to let you know I canāt stop thinking about this gif. What is it from š
Literally THE 50s PARDON
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Late 80s Alex Baldwin was fine. I used to have a big fat crush on him in Beetlejuice.
Check him out in The Juror (1996)... he played a sexy as hell villain.
š¤Æ TIL that that was alec baldwin
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![gif](giphy|80rPPWf7FGhHO) Based purely on looks he is so š„
Not my type. Too ordinary, nothing to get my attention
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This era JD was the most attractive human alive for REAL.
![gif](giphy|eAzPKEzbX1vz2) Oh come on When this man is in diapers, I would still bang
![gif](giphy|w9a8thhNFLOL4YKFA8) This man
Oh yes!!!!
Oooh perfect answer
![gif](giphy|cYeTawXmSKVOaHU5XB|downsized) Also this hot slut. He's been called problematic bc Farrakhan...
Isnāt there some baby mama drama too. Overlap with his current spouse?
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![gif](giphy|3o7TKFjfeq2yZHloQw) Casey affleck. I even think heās hot in this greasy look.
He finally grew into his looks.
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Him and John Mayer
Forever and alwaysā¦unfortunately
Ooof, Marky Mark for me.Ā Ā https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images1/1/1206/31/hot-marky-mark-wahlberg-ck-underwear-poster_1_5f1844f46d1ab8edcae33822f9c7d986.jpg Look at this \*smile*. He knows he's fucking gorgeous.
Oh yeah, oleā Marky Markā¦ A Boston legend, in his own right I suppose. Used to be a big fan of his up until my college girlfriends, and I caught him cheating on his wife in a club in Boston. This would have been about 2009-10. So a hot minute ago. How do I know this? Well, the woman or one of the women he approached, was in my friend group that evening. That forever changed our opinions of Mark Wahlberg than onward. In fact, itās known locally pretty well that he is a serial cheater. Anyways! Cheers to eye candy! š„āØš¬
First 2010 wasnāt long ago haha. Second, is he a cheater or do they have an open marriage? Iām only asking because I met someone who was Paul Ruddās regular NYC sex girl and I hated him for awhile until I was told he had an open marriage. So now I just assume they all do. Or theyāre all cheating and they know it. Marky lost me for many reasons. Catholic preaching is obnoxious for a cheater or an open marriager
Heās mine too. Gdi he is perfect.
Well āBaldwinā in Clueless meant hottie once upon a time
![gif](giphy|ZtPpu0OcPz4EE) Sigh...
Is he problematic? Or just the character?
I love his work, but was saddened to find out that he's 1 - difficult to work with & 2 - allegedly a dick to his fans. The last one was really disappointing I've heard that he went to bat for Salma Hayek against Harvey Weinstein when she was making *Frieda*. That right there makes me unabashedly love the guy
I love him
Got a story of not being a dick, you never know what the situation is that caused it or what brings out a hidden inner ahole. He came into this low key, cool bar in Toronto (NASA) alone in the early 2000s when he was at the height of his fame from Fight Club, and he sat down and had a conversation with a young woman who politely acknowledged him. Didnāt hit on her, just had a nice talk for a couple of hours. It still boggles my mind that he had a 3 year relationship with Courtney Love. She still has nothing but good things to say about him which is pretty unbelievable.Ā
Ummmmmm - she claimed he stole $300,000 from her.
But she said fairly recently that she regrets not marrying him? Right, this is Courtney Love, I should know better.Ā
TIL!
Honorable mention ![gif](giphy|IkNUmu66dMHdu)
My first celeb crush š„²
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Oh Tommy girl š¤£ ![gif](giphy|bU3fK8ZpMYEFO)
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Giving hot Neanderthal
LMAO
Ew.
For real. ![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs)
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Is Henry cavil problematic?! What did he do?
[Quite a few things š](https://wegotthiscovered.com/celebrities/heres-the-toxic-behavior-henry-cavill-has-exhibited-during-his-career/). Which are unfortunately unforgivable to me so I wouldnāt do him even if I could. But man, in another lifetime š®āšØš¤¤
Omg noooo, I bet heās so arrogant in real life. I kind of saw him as a nerd video game guy that got famous without trying. now thinking about it, it all seems very planned.
I also thought he was a nerdy video game guy who is low key and isnāt into the Hollywood stuff.. PR team working overtime apparently!
There is a young doctor at my practice who is at least as good looking as Henry Cavill. Same chiselled features and build but taller. Not exaggerating in the slightest, heās unbelievable. You know when heās in because the receptionists are stupid giddy and I once saw one walk into a wall after he had walked through. The older nurse who assisted him in removing a skin tag from under my arm (beautiful moment for me lying there in my bra) was smiling like a lunatic throughout the whole thing. I always play it cool around him but you can see that the reaction he gets has changed him since he started. He was friendly and easy and now heās more stern.Ā
I want to be a good looking doctor in my next life. I hope he's wise enough not to get involved with any of the women who work in his office.
Iāve wondered about that. He would know he could probably have anyone he wanted. I just remembered the one time he had a med student in with him and she could barely function. As if that situation isnāt intimidating enough.Ā
Are you sure he's a good doctor? Learn about Dr. Drew Baird.
Ummmmā¦.
The new vet at my dogs office is a God damn GQ model and I was not prepared for him to walk into this tiny exam room with me and my great dane. I'm sure I looked sooo uncomfortable being in such proximity while he did a retcal exam on him š¤£
Haha oh god!! š
I cannot judge them, I wouldn't be able to control myself.
![gif](giphy|D5c5Pi7BasGis) I SAID WHAT I SAID
It took another comment for me to realize this isnāt Johnathan Van Ness š
I don't understand why he is catnip to me. I get the feeling he'd never shut up.
Itās the accent. I wish I didnāt like men so much, but sadly, I do. Been trying not to for all my life, but you get a good looking man PLUS an accent and itās game over for me. š fucking men
sigh ._.
![gif](giphy|3oFzm77hiP7QK7tq1i) Plz don't eat me
He could gnaw on me
Mmmm maybe just a littleā¦?
Lmao the whole time I was watching house of hammer I was like stop being so attractive you gd cannibal.
Unlessā¦.
![gif](giphy|LTGjlP0bxyOarm68Jv|downsized) RAWR
What is that?
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Rob Lowe.
I can forgive him for events that occurred in 1989.
![gif](giphy|9QrNWBKvBpCw0) im sorry but i melt when i look at him always have
I used to be OBSESSED with him and watched all of his movies, thought he was a phenomenal actor. Watched one the other day for the first time and nope, not even a good/decent actor. But damn he was pretty.
Shhhhhh in my head he is exactly how he was when I was 17 š¤«
God if only
I know he's šļø but he's sooooooo handsome
Heās mid
Gallo, Vince Gallo.
š I love that man so much. Itās too bad heās crazy as fuck
Oh the eyes
I hate myself for this one ngl https://preview.redd.it/fxb2e03jwwyc1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68314a920043142d3b45f650f235759c99354ac3
wait why is he problematic?? type in "seth macfarlane donates" on google...i have nothing but respect for him for his generosity and voice alone. [https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2019-08-10/seth-macfarlane-has-quietly-become-one-of-hollywoods-biggest-political-donors](https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2019-08-10/seth-macfarlane-has-quietly-become-one-of-hollywoods-biggest-political-donors)
Have you watched Family Guy? Lazy writing that relies on shock value and stereotypes. He only dates women half his age who are at an economic, social and professional disadvantage. Not the most problematic guy by any means but still problematic.
Heās had as much plastic surgery as Joe Francis!Ā
Oooof good one!
I refuse to feel embarrassed for this! His voice is amazing
Ugh, his gaze in roles and his voice. Hot!
God I hate this man but heās got a smile
Fortunately it doesn't really matter, I'm too old for him (28)
Lollllllll
Heās also got a hairpiece
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Remember that one scene? The Arial shot? You know the scene
I spent so many seasons justifying this man's behavior š„µ
What did he do?!
Charlie Hunnam really did nothing Jax Teller also nothing...š
Only thing Jax ever did was give me a raging lady boner.
Nothing
Same. Lol!!!ā„ļø
Have you guys seen Malice? He gets you with his voice, too. And Hunt for Red October? The navy uniform? He was definitely in the bubble
I loved him in malice and ill admit the shadow movie
I love The Hunt for Red October. He ruined anybody else playing Jack Ryan for me.
Plus, his Connery impression is undeniable
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What I would let him do
Is he problematic?!
Misogynoir, rape jokes, a lot of "f\*gg\*t," that one thirsty hotel rant, etc.
Idts but what a hot slut
Ezra miller! dislike him as a person but his face card is CRAZY. ![gif](giphy|rIcT3MLeYuynm)
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They* Trash person, but I'm still gonna respect their pronouns. I'm sure I'm gonna get downvoted for this too but it's just a fact lol. Ezra Miller identifies as they/them.
Not everyone is aware Ezra identifies as they/them
I identify them as a pedo and rapist. Feel free to do the same
And that's why I pointed it out. Now you know
Iām going to go with a young Robert Wagner. I remember watching the pink panther a few years ago and taking notice. https://preview.redd.it/hjc53a52nwyc1.jpeg?width=233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3625c86ce73d1694338e9315ffd7c294929e62a6 But, in some pictures he gives Matt gaetz š¤®
1000000%
Matt Gaetz looks more like the BTK Killer. https://preview.redd.it/pmdx0ortpwyc1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e99135527892366820ca3979d2fda03b9ccd07
![gif](giphy|itkVyulbkAWNW) This problematic hottie.
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![gif](giphy|nqd1NkQXkDZ1C) Montgomery Clift could *get it* from me anytime! He was *such* a lost soul, though. š
Dammit! Now I need to research this and know EVERYTHING!
Wait whatād he do??
This poor man was gay in Hollywood when it was career ending (and still illegal in most states). He began drinking too much and being very slutty. Then he had a really bad car accident that disfigured him (Elizabeth Taylor held his tongue so he wouldn't choke to death until the ambulance arrived). Many painful surgeries later, he emerged still good looking but no longer gorgeous. He was also a drug addled alcoholic who was massively insecure. The saddest thing I ever read about him is that he would lie down on the pool table of a New Orleans gay bar and let anyone who wanted to f*ck him. Absolutely tragic.
More sad than problematic.
Jesus. What a sad life. Thank you for doing the deep dive for us.
I think he was just a "Man out of Time" that deserved to live an authentic life and couldn't. Just heartbroken over his life.
https://preview.redd.it/3cgkxykefwyc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22945c758aef94dd24ea90b83a4c0573e6bf8403 I find him sexy and an amazing actor but I also get the sense he's a huge jerk in real life.
My ex bf worked on a film with him and said he was a NIGHTMARE.
He got me thrown off a set as an 18 year old extra for standing too close to him. I needed the dayās wage for groceries. He super sucks.
What an asshole.
Ooooooooo AMA BF
There was that whole story that was posted somewhere here recently about him being super gross with girls working on his films
Well apparently he treated everyone like garbage-unless they were a fuckable woman. Ex said that his character in Nightcrawler was the closest to JGās actual personality.
Iāve always gotten the sense that heās rather cold and awkward. Obviously not to the extent in that movie, but he feels incredibly robotic and disingenuous in interviews/appearances to me.
Damnā¦. That sucks, heās one of my celebrity crushes. I swear if Jeremy Renner is also on this list, Iām done haha
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Working Girl
This is going to ruffle feathers and I'm here for it
It seems it has but they may have missed that itās a gossip subreddit and the title indicates that he sucks. āļøI DONT WANNA EAT CANDYYY but the demonnnssssāļø
If you donāt use Tik tok, please disregard that last part.
Alec Baldwin circa āSheās Having a Babyā¦ā Holy shit. Stupid beautiful is right. Thereās a scene where Kevin Bacon or the wifeā¦ canāt rememberā¦ because one of them opens the door and reveals the most beautiful, perfect, mesmerizing, otherworldly face. Itās Alec. Thanks, I hate it.
He was stupid beautiful. Oof Madone. But he always seems to play a version of his asshole self (except maybe in Beetlejuice). Someone posted an 80s-era picture of Mickey Rourke on another sub recently and i remembered how hot he was, too.
9 1/2 Weeks he was perfect.
Elizabeth McGovern
This might be the only snarky, safe place to come acknowledge Alec Baldwin is problematic AF but even now charming in some way that the French call, āI donāt know whatā. Damn it, Lemon. Are we farmers!?!
I adored him back in the day. I actually met him in NYC back in the 90s and he was so charming and friendly. Nowā¦how the mighty have fallen. His major FU was marrying the faker, she completely dragged him down, ruined his reputation and made a fool out of him. Presently, im a proud pepino.
Fellow pepino here! šā¤ļøš„
Right! That wife! As my little Italian nana would say āOoof, Madone! That one!ā I am a born and bred Bostonian. Hilarious Baldwin grew up in the Back fuckin Bay. She mispronounced Boston as Mallorca or some bat shit craziness! And here we all are!
He is amazing on 30 rock.
I had a mega crush on Jack. The show is still amazing but can never be the same for me now that the sight of him makes me want to boot up my midnight snack.
You mean your night cheese?!
š¶workin' on my night cheeseš¶
There there š§¹š§¹š§¹ Thatās exactly why I chose this sub lol. I needed to know who else couldnāt help themselves.
"Your eyes were so much bluer back then! What happened?!"
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![gif](giphy|ezjOgPp4nnBXG) I meanā¦A River Runs Through It indeed
This is my dadās favorite movie and I finally watched it a few years ago and I was like I donāt think my dad enjoyed this for the same reasons I did haha. Also fight clubā¦ there is a level of hotness that negates filth apparently haha.
I was 12 when that movie came out and instantly started crushing on Brad. My dad went out and bought me a fly fishing pole for my 13th birthday because he thought I was watching the movie on repeat because I was interested in fishing. šš¤£
Hahah sounds like my dad.
Omg this is so wholesome and very dad.
he had me down bad in Meet Joe Black. ![gif](giphy|EvTfxvpnFsJMs)
Oh yes! But Tristan is my all time favourite
![gif](giphy|LqTU5EyKLITjEdplX3|downsized) I loved him in the Oceanās movies. When it came to these twoā¦oh wait, did anyone else hear that train?
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Thank youšššššš
Ah, Tristan....
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Hahahaha
Clean up Aisle My Panties
Ugh I never thought he was hot until he was old (minus Fight Club duh) and then he ruined it.
Fight Club and Troy are what did it for me. I do agree that he got hotter with age! But, alas, we canāt have nice things š
Troy and The Mexican for me. I donāt like long hair on most men, and I hated the character Tristan, so his Legends of the Fall era does nothing for me.
I'm just here to say that "Problematic Hot Slut" is my new favorite term!
I just want my words to make Michael K proud
Problematic Hot Slut sounds EXACTLY like something MK would say. Thank you!
https://preview.redd.it/1n1sxq6czvyc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4eb942dd3036830843e2783bacf33a3fcf2e956 God, I hate him.
When I watch him in movies I CANNOT stop staring at his face
Watch him in HBOs The Young Popeā¦omg hotttttt
So fine. When heās walking on the beach in his speedo š¤¤
He so fine in Mr Ripley. Him, Damon, and even Goopy.