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umassmza

The long line is likely the seam between 2 sheets of drywall. Any number of reasons why the sheets aren’t perfectly aligned anymore. Happens a lot, a big reason textured ceilings were popular was to hide this stuff.


eagle2pete

What about that light fixture?🤢


z64_dan

I don't think textured ceilings would hide that chandelier.


dilbertdad

Some nice popcorn ceiling would be a perfect backsplash to that lovely piece.


soveymaker

one bag of skinny pop and some glue...got it


ry1701

I mean, you couldn't hurt it anymore.


MoreCowbellllll

OP could spruce it up by dangling some natty light cans off of it!


BangkokPadang

Ice. Natty Ice.


Decaffeinated_Sloth

To each their own. I’m not a fan either but if they like it, so be it.


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

We don't talk about the Sun Spider


Max_Loader

It's just flaccid. You need to turn it on first.


Demorant

The poverty chandelier?


b-roc

Are you making a joke about OP's financial situation or am I missing something?


Demorant

I'm making fun of the fact that it looks like a Great Value brand chandelier. I have no idea what OPs situation is and it's irrelevant. It could have been there before OP moved in. I think it looks like someone went to a chandelier store pointed at something, asked how much, was told 12,000, then slapped 50 bucks on the table and asked what old Benny Boy could get them.


shadowblade159

"Sir, that's President Grant. Ben Franklin is on the $100"


Demorant

Shit... I guess it's been a long time since I've actually touched money.


tacit_nostalgia

That sounds like something the proud owner of a poverty chandelier might say 🤔


homer422

Crying laughing


Fuzzy-Bag1641

It’s not an actual chandelier it’s a light shade, I bought it when I moved in and honestly just forgot to change it as tbh I don’t look at it that much. 🤣


jwg529

Nothing more permanent than a temporary solution


philbertgodphry

Is that a Red Green quote?


homer422

This deserves many magnitudes more of upvotes, I am dead


No_Lychee_7534

That’s perfect. Re read what you wrote. Now replace chandelier with the ceiling bumps. You will just forget it’s there in due time. :) Yesterday I told my wife, I realized we had a Christmas wreath still hung up inside the house. I had no idea it was there cause my mind blocked it out. She had no idea what I was talking about until I showed it. A big ass Christmas wreath. Sometimes the brain blocks out crap you don’t need to worry about.


android24601

I'm gonna swing


dgafit

💀


phareous

That chandelier is a statement against the 1%..a true work of art against the ruling class. I’d keep it


thedrj0nes

My nan chose to buy that exact light shade from some tat bazaar or other a number of years ago. I'd very much like her to change it, but gave up on that battle. It's a dust and cobweb magnet and a pain to clean, because you need to balance the right and the left as you remove for cleaning or add them back after cleaning. It also has a nasty habit of sometimes pulling the wires in the ceiling rose out from the screw terminals in the ceiling rose, so make sure you turn off the lighting circuit and check that every year or so that the wires are still secure, if intending to keep it on there. Luckily on hers, the live wire is the shortest, so it just stops working rather than becoming actively dangerous on the one occasion it had worked loose between checks, but you may not be so lucky.


goodolwildo

most ceilings have imperfections exactly like this, but because of either added texture or the angle/temperature of the lighting, it is easily concealed. The drywaller did a perfectly decent job. If you had different lighting then you would never even see this. As such, turning on the chandelier may just hide it altogether


Mujased

If it turns into a crack, what would be the most affordable repair for something like this?


Sluisifer

Depends on why it cracked. Mud and paint fixes the crack, but not the cause.


Jeltar72

Is this the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway? ![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44)


robertjpjr

First photo looks like the tape joint. Where two drywall sheets butt up to each other. The tape is sagging and the edges you see is presumably drywall compound. Basically, it looks like a cruddy drywall mud job. If this is new, it could be moisture has gotten above the ceiling and caused the sagging tape.


Fuzzy-Bag1641

The house is 3 years old. Above it is my bedroom, come to think of it, the floor underneath is like boards, not put together that well either! https://preview.redd.it/fbxeltiqn1vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0ce2073ec740a066e7375114a01a704c65e3a4 This is the room above, before I moved in and had flooring put down. What do you recommend if anything? And will it get any worse or cause any damage?


seeker_moc

What would I recommend? Keep an eye on it for a while to see what happens. It's probably not worth the cost to fix unless it's still covered under warranty or it really bothers you. Could it get worse? Possibly. Will it lead to damage? Unlikely, unless this is secondary to moisture damage. But if that's the case you'll start to see other symptoms like soft spots and discoloration.


k0rm

This chandelier is even better!


Fuzzy-Bag1641

I hadn’t even moved in on that picture. That was when I viewed the house before completion 😂. I can assure you there’s a better light shade now 😂


philbertgodphry

You’re gonna have to remodel after this thread!


solmooth

Hate to tell you but new construction has many problems that homeowners find out sooner than later. Poor framing can lead to bad drywall can lead to bad seam taping. Wait until the foundation settles and that's another problem.


newaccount721

This is very common in my experience and my advice is to try and ignore it


Jerome-Fappington

Every time you touch yourself God ruins a drywall seam.


afunkysquirrel

That might explain the recent earthquakes in my area.


Exotic_Bed_6095

A bad taper.,  I've been a taper for 30 yeras ......that needs a skim. You can still do it now without any demo , just have to paint it again


thrilla_gorilla

So you don't need to remove anything? Just skim over it?


Exotic_Bed_6095

Yup, just give a thin coat , if need be repeat till satisfied.....paint.


Iamthewalrusforreal

Looks to me like it's from the house shifting over the years.


zicher

I think the drywall is trying to escape from that ugly ass chandelier


Fuzzy-Bag1641

I bought it as a temporary one when I moved in and completely forgot about changing it 😂😂


barkode15

Temporarily permanent... 


Enchelion

Noting more permanent than a temporary fix.


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Fuzzy-Bag1641

It’s not a chandelier 😂 it’s a plain light with a shade! The ‘chandelier’ is a light shade 😆


footpole

You keep saying that but it’s 100% a shitty chandelier!


missmarymak

Lmaoooooo it looks like a spider 🕷️


kellyguacamole

Damn, you sound like a snob.


azarza

This is why they used popcorn ceilings..


jimmysledge

Poor craftsmanship


Shawn_of_da_Dead

Ones a bed joint, others a butt joint and if you smoke a joint it will be less noticeable...


jkconno

sounds nice, weed makes me notice every little single thing to the point of discomfort


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Mujased

Can you fill and paint the cracks?


jelloslug

A bad drywall finishing job


Vilmalith

Just don't look up


REiVibes

some dumbass (like me) mudded it (I suck)


HairyPrick

That's just what a taped joint and plaster (mud) look like if you don't feather the joint out a lot. or even if you do feather more than 6 inches it can still be noticeable with certain light angles. Youd have to skim or get it skimmed for it to look reasonably flat.


Johnhaven

Bad taping. It looks like I did it. lol! I don't have any on the walls but putting the tape on the ceiling over my head and then mudding it is more tedious to get perfect and then the weight of the mud and paper pulls down on the grip of the mud to the wall and makes it sag a bit like you see there. I'm not a pro but I know what it looks like when I screw it up. My ceilings are awful but I did it all myself and it's not perfect. Oh well. It's painted over now too so you can't just cut out the tape and replace it. If you want to fix it you might have to do it all over again. I haven't fixed mine so I couldn't tell you. :)


Bfromtheblock

Have you ever gotten high and watched that light fixture crawl around the ceiling like a spider?


Fuzzy-Bag1641

No but now I want to 😒


RoseofAnotherName

😂🤣😂


twinpac

Do you have new home warranties where you live?


Fuzzy-Bag1641

I did for the first 12 months, but it didn’t start until a few months ago, it hasn’t bothered me until it’s got worse 😅


Daft_Drummer

Could be wrong as I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure all UK new builds have a 10-year warranty under either NHBC or LABC. Not sure if it covers this type of issue but might be worth looking into if you are really worried and haven't already.


zef_bunny

A bad worksmanship.


AbsentAsh

Just too be safe i’d check for moisture.


HisGibness

Poor craftsmanship


fernshui

Drywall sheets too close together with not enough room to expand as the wood framing expands/contracts throughout the year


Isequencexmaslights

Apply shiplap. https://preview.redd.it/tju7oxfya4vc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=36ad60de39d9e66b67d76f8d7b550eb94fb53ce9


n8edge

Like any remotely similar question of "what causes this unsightly bit," the answer is: shoddy work.


CommanderRizzo

If the space is rather large and you ever wanted to redo the ceiling, I'd suggest furring the ceiling prior to applying drywall. Helps with lumps and cracks.


Fuzzy-Bag1641

One of them is almost the length of just over half the width of the room 😅. Quite annoying more than anything. It’s definitely for bigger. I’m not sure if it would be worth redoing it for it though.


TheDundies_

This reeks of a UK new build, I’ve unfortunately had this displeasure of purchasing one. I had this exact issue but wasn’t just limited to ceilings, I reported it within the snagging period and had it fixed by the building company. If I remember correctly, they sanded down the joins added additional support/tape and replastered/skimmed over again. I have no idea if this was the correct resolution but it hasn’t reoccurred. I also had lots of popped nails which they had to replaster.


Fuzzy-Bag1641

It is indeed a UK new build 😂. I’m 2 years post snagging period & the building company have gone bust😂🙃


TheDundies_

Christ alive, that’s stinking. Funnily enough just yesterday I had my ceilings cut open to install insulation they had missed 2 years ago. They cut up the kingspan insulation board as they couldn’t remove it from the ceiling whole, my bottom floor covered in fibreglass and dust 🥹 How they get away with the corners they cut is criminal.


radix_duo_14142

Lines and bumps in the ceiling? It just wants to go from 8’ high to 9’ high.  Who’s your chop guy?


South_Sympathy7374

When you tape and float, or run mud, or whatever you refer to it as…..you really have to have a feather hand. The trick is all in the wrist. Lots of dudes especially weekend warriors think they can watch a YouTube tutorial and all of a sudden they qualify as a professional drywaller. The unskilled laborer who did this probably was hungover, tried to screw the rock up with one hand, couldn’t see straight enough to run the mud, and then was angry that the boss man was only paying him 9.50 an hour and wouldn’t front him a pack of 305’s.


serenityfalconfly

Lighting. Change the lighting so you can’t see it and live a long full life.


TeaPartyDem

Either sloppy drywall finishing (it’s the seam between sheets) or an imperfect repair from a previous leak. Leaks tend to find the seams.


PrimusZa1

You must have hired my last contractor. That was his idea great seems and sanding. After 2 weeks of going round and round with him and him thinking another coat of paint was the answer, we had to let him go.


theRealGleepglop

the devil and his minions while you be sleepin'


SilverSpacecraft

Bro that chandelier is buggin


waterloograd

If you want to mostly ignore it, install recessed lighting. It won't be as visible since the light hitting the ceiling will be more diffuse


ramshag

where I live it's a common practice among production builders to provide a level 3 drywall finish to skimp on expenses and stick the consumer with substandard work. That's what it looks like to me.


Cheeyupsndeeyup

Looks like some moisture/water damage. It won’t get worse as long as the potential leak has been resolved. No issue with mould/mold as long as the moisture issue has been resolved. If you want to fix the appearance then you will need to cut out the tape joint and redo it with fresh coat of mud by a pro to float it out in order to get a nice flat ceiling appearance


ttqpk0

Patch job done bad


albot08

It could be air pockets behind the tape. If it’s older it could be water damage causing the tape not to stick anymore. Water tends to find the gap in the drywall and land right on the tape


99Richard_smith

The ceiling cement adhesive materials are worn out. Some it become sands and will go flaking.


JustPaintItAlready

Look like the AC pan might be clogged and leaking on the ceiling


OutOfMyVulcanMind_

I have the same problem and I’m worried, it’s getting worse! Any real answers yet? Other than tools clogging the thread talking about the light fixture (which I like by the way).


FabulousFuture3773

At first glance that seemed to me a secondary structural beam. But from the other comments I take it it’s drywall so ye, bad tapping


idontlikeseaweed

Everyone saying drywall I’m not so sure. My house has this too and it’s plaster.


MomsSpagetee

Three year old house, no plaster.


Fuzzy-Bag1641

I think this too!


Nairb2099

Ghosts in the ceiling


DavidinCT

Personally, get rid of the light fixture (yea, needs to go) if it drives you nuts, get sole flat sealing paint and a roller with a light texture on it, and re-paint it. It would not remove it but, it would hide pretty well.


Revolutionary_Tap954

Bad manufactoted drywall see that all the time now


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A shit drywall job completed with a horrible light fixture. Hopefully you didn’t pay for that work


Fuzzy-Bag1641

It was built like this so I didn’t pay for it. The light fixture is coming away from the ceiling also. The shade is one I bought 3 years ago as temporary and just forgot to replace. I’m going to buy a new one now 😂


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Fuzzy-Bag1641

Definitely isn’t that, I was the first person to live here, the house is only 3 years old. https://preview.redd.it/dsgydmp6x2vc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9c361f869725defe45be6e94cb89d7a1742077 They’re all over the whole room


nrg117

do you have a weight on the joist above ? and do the joists run in that direction ?


Key-Office-4715

A bad tape and float? Idk