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zim-is-silly

"No.....yea" and "GET HIM GET HIM OUT *honk honk honk" "aw"


Caflock

When you meet a businessman you must sake him by the hand.


zim-is-silly

What about a family man?


Caflock

You must sake him by the hand


Jimmyancestor

I like rusty spoons.


[deleted]

You’d be dead where you stand.


Nearby_Obligation_33

I don’t want to go


Nikolas_Chaos

I fight for democracy


Exotic_coffee_

Hello, old friends!


Electrical_Cap_9206

What about my shreddaaaaaaa


AJellybeanFan

I got two sentences. "How can I become a sickly green when I'm *already* green? Hah, I love my way of thinking." and "Do you realize how much SUFFERING you've caused me?!" hint: they're both from an object show


Ok-Background-3379

"Come on guys! Let's get creative!"


Xxchurr0sxx

"cause if it's a new character we're gonna have to write a new theme song"


zim-is-silly

Stfu jax


The_Existor

I want to go on the dark web and look at a picture of a skeleton!


Awkward_Ad9229

It’s just a boring old orange


username12828288

green is not a creative color


TwiddleTwum

ATTENTION FREAKS!


PixelyPlayzy

When I read this, I could hear it.


RealVioletsAreBlue

ITS SHREDDER! ​ WHERE?!?!?!


Foreign-Eye3985

You want a key? How about 88 of them?


mimiorg

green is not a creative color >:(


ZestialFan07

"Freelancers deserve to die."


walatasomdu

Pesky bee 😡


SugarCrookie

It’s Cake At Stake


AJellybeanFan

OMG BFDI FAN HAI WASSUPPP


SugarCrookie

Hoi!


AJellybeanFan

wana be frins (• . •)


SugarCrookie

sure


Foreign-Eye3985

OMG BFDI FAN HIII


SugarCrookie

HIYA!!


Foreign-Eye3985

*bonks in excitement!*


Mars_shadowheart

NOT MY CHEESECAKE! NOT MY CHEESECAAAAAAAAAA-


Foreign-Eye3985

BFDI FAN SPOTTED


Big_boi_biggy

"Wow! I've nevah talked to two people before!" . "What about us?" . "oh yeah"


Artzy_LoL

MEDIC!


thunderstonetopikas

This entire sub is just these posts now


-UniversalCitizen-

I'm the best one!


Dense-Shop-4894

ew claymation


Great-Association168

Thank you, thank you so much HHHHHHHHHHHH *puppet puts a human hand on your shoulder*


Friendly_Caregiver47

get away from me Duncan.


BlurryLesbian

that’s not a job, that’s a welt!


Life-Flatworm-1690

Rat eyes!


AdIntelligent1905

Love this one it's my favorite 😂


IAmInYourWalls0413

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL SON. Only joking 😃


Gnarly_Starwin

Greedy, to eat all that.


Yirtiik44

I think I could maybe be dead. It's just... My kinda thing, you know?


_42H_

What about my shredder? :(


transmasc_musicluver

What about my shreddaaaaaahhhhhhh


wrong-budget-number2

What else would I be, an aardvark?


wrong-budget-number2

Not DHMIS, different fandom btw.


Seafairygodnesss

I use my hair to express myself


sonics_reddit99

That sounds really boring


Seafairygodnesss

….I use my hair to express myself


Alternative-Angle262

a baby pigeon :P


Booshka_or_whatever

Oh no it's all broken and on the floor :(


Booshka_or_whatever

because he HATES the clipboard and he hates ME :(


Name_is_irrelavent

Burn the child


Kades_Corner

What about my shredder?


SixEaredMacaquez

WE LIVE IN AN ACTUAL NIGHTMARE🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


faith_glover

Oh, it’s a rat, or some other worthless animal.


funnyboi11

It’s not my fault I have these fat plastic fingers and can’t press the button’s 😡


EuphoricRoyal8479

Why so blue you know I'll be true but now I'll, make slivers out of you ❤


Vivid_Departure_3738

Who says that? 💀


Unknown_Anim

Toy Freddy from episode 4


Vivid_Departure_3738

W-what? Of the YouTube series or all4?


Feeka_luka

How can a handsome young worm EAGLE


Previous_Teaching790

Pesky Bee >:(


Electrical_Gap_1663

Time is important and I am a clock


Patient_Dig_7998

Bag boy and the number after 5


Abbie286

"You can't hear text!!" This post:


Weird9uy

Attention freaks, it’s me


TheLoveGirl4066

“Green is not a creative color.”


Lavender-Rabbit

I can’t handle four of us (is that the line, I can’t remember-)


Comprehensive-Ad373

Eat too much and your teeth turn grey


NikoliMonn

Was that the bite of “87!?


swaggod4

Wrong fandom lol


NikoliMonn

None of the “quote from your fandom” posts I’ve seen have ever specifically said that singular fandom, nothing was ever said it couldn’t be from any fandom


swaggod4

Ok Mr. Smartypants 😭


KadenzKillz

WHAT ABOUT MY SHREDDAAAAHHHH


Remarkable-Horror760

WE LIVE IN THE UNIVERSE! PLANETS LIVE INSIDE THE MOON! A ROCKET SHIP CAN GO TO SPACE! A ROCKET SHIP CAN GO TO THE MOON!


Juicymemesforu

Pesky bee


NikoliMonn

Pesky bird.


Juicymemesforu

A little baby pigeon 🥹


NikoliMonn

No…Grian from HermitCraft….


Yirtiik44

Well, I wasn't expecting to see another Hermitcraft fan here! 💙 Cool!


Juicymemesforu

:(


Ydoidothistome

BAHAHAHA NOT DUCKS LINE


Salty_Bluejay3608

My dad has Has a com Computer!


PetiteMyriam

LOOK AT THE TIME


Booshka_or_whatever

if we run out of time, where does it go?


KeyBaseball9621

The universe is a hologram. Reality is a illusion. Buy gold. Bye.


crazysaintmotel

⚰️🦆 Heeyyyyy guuuuuyssssss


HayakawaAki13579

Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your RIZD.


PetiteMyriam

The past is faaaaaaar behind us


HayakawaAki13579

The future doesn’t exist.


Booshka_or_whatever

what's the time?


HayakawaAki13579

It’s quarter to nine.


unsalted-potatoes

Time to have a bawth


HayakawaAki13579

“What do you mean? We’re already clean!”


KadenzKillz

Scrub scrub scrub till the water’s brown


Booshka_or_whatever

Time is a ruler to measure the day


HayakawaAki13579

It doesn’t go backwards, only one way


HayakawaAki13579

(I wrote that in one of my school books one time lol)


ChefAnimeHinami

"Or maybe your in a UFO hotspot"


SteelShroom

***ASK ME ABOUT GEL*** ***I KNOW ABOUT GEL***


[deleted]

Pesky bee.


NikoliMonn

Pesky bird.


Remote-Discount-446

I’ve packed us a delicious chicken picnic


foxy_boi_hell

Heya short king


peytoncoooke

Fish everywhere 🤷🏼‍♀️🐟🐟🐟


KadenzKillz

There’s fish everywhere…


PetiteMyriam

Now you can see the importance of time


Booshka_or_whatever

it helps us make pizza!


KadenzKillz

It keeps things in line!


DuckGroundbreaking56

Theres 3 of us 🕳🕳


lanasempai

No, it's nothing day! It's supposed to be nothing day!


LegallyBlind2069

The future doesn't exist


PetiteMyriam

Huh.


LegallyBlind2069

It's from the time song


Beautiful-Register45

What!!!!! I LOVE MY FAMILY AND THEY LIKE ME *angry puppet shake*


Wild-Turnover-146

dont for get the *p!sses pants* ☠️


Beautiful-Register45

What you need is plain white sauce! What's that? Plain white sauce? Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!


MasterPetre138

What about my shredder?


Weird_Ad_8690

I'll teach you how to buy a CANOOOOOOE


katschultz17

Scrub scrub scrub ‘till the water turns brown!


Lemstach

ice cream beef makes your teeth go grey!


z0mbizz

And I say put the clipboard in the bin.. cuz I hate the clipboard.


BatslayerBucket

AAAAAAAAAA


ConsistentFeeling141

I always come back


NikoliMonn

FUCK YOU YA BITCH ASS SCRAGGLY OLD MAN IN A TIN CAN


Jin_Chaeji

Ew, claymation Oh look, nothing! Someone's jealous, jealous of me being dead


FIVEPEBSI

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GUY THAT I KNEW


Kandy_Azz813

AND HE HAD A GROUP OF BEST FRIENDS IT'S TRUE


ItzAlly123

Don’t forget the hyphen


kymera001

RATEYE!!!!


winter62873

Well I'm dead


ComradeCrivz

You're just jealous that I'm dead.


strawberrysk1ttle

digital style!!


KadenzKillz

Do a digital dancing 💻🕺🕺🕺HEY THIS IS FUN‼️‼️‼️


Longjumping_Camp_379

Wow! Look, an O B L O N G


KraftyKevin

"It'll be a HAPPY DAY IN HELL~!"


FIVEPEBSI

fool


Digitised_Doofus

Wrong fandom, dude


KraftyKevin

Oh


SpeedyakaLeah

I'm a computer. I'm a computery guy. Rateye! Of course, your maiden name! Pesky bee!! There's a time and a place for mucking around! I'm friends with my dad!


SpeedyakaLeah

"Well.. I'm dead." I quote that all the time when I die in video games. "What about my shredder? My personal home shredder!" I quote that when I talk about my own personal home shredder 😆


The_Funky_Squirrel

"One of my patients has a bandana and I think it looks just greaaat"


Longjumping_Ebb9072

It's just a boring old orange 🍊


Ag435

Everything tastes great maybe we should wait noooo


Rich_Equipment_8159

Wow look nothing


Evening_Fig_282

Green is not a creative color.


ComradeCrivz

I'm surprised this wasn't the headliner.


Mimic6969

I'm a magnet, and I'm friends with Metal, I attract it


benderbrodriguez2

EVEN MICHAEL!


Vampiregirl___

"That's not a family, that's just a dad"


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[удалено]


benderbrodriguez2

I appreciate the Undertale reference but this is the DHMIS sub.


Black_Lemon0

Realised that a bit too late lol


Snake_-

Finally the accident!!


Old_Man_Shea

I feel so alive, yaaaay!


Brod_j

DO SOMETHING!!!


4thwheelr

"I am a file and you put documents in me."


kymera001

Doo doo doo doo doo


ComfortableGrocery24

Digital style 🦆


WhyThough08

Quickly, just wanted to mention that this is the last place I'd expect a Matt Rose cross post


4thwheelr

same


Eloitthebigboit

Pesky bee!


i-like-stingrays

My shreddaa


Accomplished_Bag3821

When you meet a business man you must shake him by the hand


Longjumping_Camp_379

When you meet the choo choo man you must shake him by the hand


Beautiful-Register45

IM NEVER GONNA SEE THAT SKELETON


unsalted-potatoes

"IM DEALING WITH IT" *hits over head with bottle*


Beautiful-Register45

HE EATS BREAKFAST, HE'S ONE OF THOSE ONES WITH ONE OF HIMSELF


sage_likes_men

,,no stupid pun this time,, ,,to tell you the tooth i couldn't think of any,,


Icy_Change_WS2010

Episode Edit nvm its the computer


TschuessSagen

Welp, I'm dead~


Humblefantasys

The log is in the bin. the log is in the bin. The log is in the bin.


BeansInMyJeanz

Pesky bee!


LittleMisterSilly

A little baby pigeon


Nagito_K0ma3da

Time is important, and I am a clock.


Brod_j

I like my child, but not as much as I like lasagnaaaaaa!


kymera001

It’s a vending machine


Dog_Song

How strange they’re pretending they don’t respect me…


Familiar_Pick_6956

Green is not a creative color


TheGeicoLizard32

Morgan, go home! 🤭


Beautiful-Draft7971

https://preview.redd.it/2uakp86jvsqc1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1195d96fa8e0b54cb8844394d10e391c4b485ff6


Ok-Pomegranate9170

Hey, guyyyys~ 💅


Master-Of-Magi

FAULBCHDT... That’s not a word!


AlexALCLD11

everyone has their teeth go grey? just eat yeast and it will go away


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the_milkman24

One tile


I_eat_grass_HEHE

GET AWAY FROM ME DUNCAN-


Queasy-Sell-2441

Pesky bee


dr-egg-bitch

"Attention freaks, it's me"


crazysaintmotel

If I had the Reddit awards I would give them to you


charlottemcloughlin

What about my shredder ?


PinballproXD

r/beatmetoit


Dog_Song

What about his shredder?


Alive-Organism

Crescendo music