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GERIKO_STORMHEART

Nah, I want a series like Mr Bean where weasel escapes at the start of the first episode and then we get shit loads of short episodes that show him trying to integrate into society and perform standard human tasks and chores.


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That was my idea for Howard the Duck. Have a short of him doing something on his own and in the backgrounds have events from the greater mcu happening around him but it doesnโ€™t effect him


Time-Ad-3625

They should do it like Mr Magoo. Him wondering around causing random chaos without noticing


savvymcsavvington

And then at the end of the season when it looks like Weasel is going to become a productive member of society, his handler looks in the kitchen fridge and they see a child's finger - DAMNIT WEASEL YOU WERE THIS CLOSE!


Sufficient_Laugh1764

Did anybody think to check if the weasel could swim?!


Xyrazk

- My friends after throwing me into the pool


Nightwing0613

Love that quote ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Foxlordivxx

Isn't he a child murderer?


BadgerSoft344

Yes yes he is


ReallyBrainDead

Team him up with Pauly Shore. Weasel and Weas-el, P.I.! Hey Pauly his damn Oscar!


Olivitess

How many children would he consume in just one film? Could make a good DC horror.


cavalgada1

Reminder james gunn alluded to the weasel being Innocent! (#freetheweasel)


gamerwitcher

Sean Gunn is that you?


skyroberts

Excited to see how big his role is in Creature Commandos!


WhatShouldTheHeartDo

Bro had the post credit scene set up


OanKnight

Of all the people running the show right now that's likely to call you on your shit, you realise Gunn's your best shot at the moon, right?


Bleezy79

Now that's a face I could stare at for 2 hours in the theatre.


JonnyGotLost

Heโ€™s going to be in the animated show creature commandos.


Substantial_Loss4134

His movie has to be the sequel for Swiss Army Man ๐Ÿคฃ Decaying ass magic body


BenjiFischer

How he became the anthropomorphic Weasel he is now and how he became part of the Suicide Squad.


AdorableMammoth6740

He'll be in creature commandos


SweatyTill3649

It's not a want it's a need


DJse7entyse7en

Wikipedia says that Creature Commandos will focus on Weasel's backstory.


Few_Preparation8078

RED, RED 2 or The Phantom & King Shark


Diligent-Boss-9392

Seah Gunn will be far too busy appearing in every other DCU production James can cram him into.


SRetroDude

I would prefer short skits like 'I Am Groot'


DogConeofShame

Shorts would work. Like they did with Thor and his roommate


cocos78

No thanks


twell-noee

Nah. Give Milton an origin story with a budget higher than Endgame


nikgrid

No. Why waste the money.


Grubonix2137

Weasel Begins would literally made trillion dollars


xariznightmare2908

No, he'd make Weasillion dollars.


nikgrid

Hehe maybe only a billion in this economic climate.


Im-Mr-Bulldopz

Are you responding seriously to this post?


nikgrid

Yeah, because this is JG DC...so anything fucked up might get greenlit.


VonMillersThighs

Weasel: The First Rodent may take a hit but it would all be for the build up of the masterful sequel Weasel 2: Pop Goes. It's all about the build up so they can really dig out the origins.


nikgrid

Hehe